Congratulations Slytherin! You won the house cup fair and square! Well done...well done!
HOWEVER...
There are four Gryffindor students that must be rewarded 170 points for literally breaking dozens of rules.
Because I'm a a biased asshole.
I don undrstndn thismnee ememme
Can explain?
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Why didn't Voldemort make a bacterial endospore a Horcrux?
>>71134666
Don't you have to find the Horcrux's to activate them to come back? Actually that's a massive hole in Voldemort's plan, he hid them all over the place and didn't tell anyone what they were.
Fuck Dumbledore desu. I'm glad he's dead.
Yes, yes, you posted it again. Well done.
HOWEVER Baneposting is the greatest 4chan meme of all time! Of all time!
>>71132207
I'm honestly glad this finally became a meme. Dumbledore needs to be called out on this bullshit.
>>71132207
Dumbledore was a faggot and Harry sucked him off fair and square.
Having watched the scene back, I'm really coming around to this meme.
>>71134909
Yes, and also horcruxes need to be of immense personal significance to their progenitor.
>>71136475
Not really, if I remember correctly that was mostly Tom's ego and attachment to Hogwarts
Why the fuck has this decade old movie become a forced meme?
>>71137609
Go home and get your shoebox
>>71135653
>boohoo dumbledore gave gryffindor points
>completely forget all the times snape took points from gryffindor for no reason
Slytherins are such a bunch of faggots, seriously.
>>71134909
No, you don't need to use them for resurrection, they are just anchoring the soul to the mortal world. Fucking /v/tards think this is like extra lives in vidya.
/tv/ is dead
>>71137609
Rowling pays shills to spam her shit here in order to promote her new literally fanfiction play.
>gives Longbottom points for doing absolutely fuck all
>>71137742
It isn't fanfiction if she wrote it retard, that isn't what the word means
>>71137748
He got points for having the guts to stand up to his friends
>>71137784
Yeah but it reads exactly like fanfiction, in every way. It's like she just pulled a random shitty fic from ffnet.
>>71137505
I just checked it out, because I remember something to that effect from the books. This quote from half blood prince:
>“And they could be anything?” said Harry. “They could be old tin cans or, I dunno, empty potion bottles. . . .”
>“You are thinking of Portkeys, Harry, which must be ordinary objects, easy to overlook. But would Lord Voldemort use tin cans or old potion bottles to guard his own precious soul? You are forgetting what I have showed you. Lord Voldemort liked to collect trophies, and he preferred objects with a powerful magical history.
>His pride, his belief in his own superiority, his determination to carve for himself a startling place in magical history; these things suggest to me that Voldemort would have chosen his Horcruxes with some care, favoring objects worthy of the honor.”
>“The diary wasn’t that special.”
>“The diary, as you have said yourself, was proof that he was the Heir of Slytherin; I am sure that Voldemort considered it of stupendous
importance.”
Oh well, I guess you're right. At the very least though, even if it shows that voldemort's hubris was his undoing, it at least explains /why/ he did it.
>>71137811
>He got points for having the guts to stand up to his friends
But they weren't his friends
>>71132207
I'm pretty sure single-handedly defeating the dark lord that killed hundreds of people is worth at least 150 points
>>71137858
>they're not my friends
Friendly reminder that Harry Potter and the Cursed Child has more instances of canon violation and out-of-character moments than your average shitty fanfiction does
>>71137913
It's out already?
>>71137720
So lets say he put one like in the moon or even what about a satellite that's orbiting earth wold that work?
>>71137990
They've had a few performances already.
>belatrix and voldemort having a child who has silver and blue hair
>>71137858
I miss troll face. Yet another thing the normalfags and plebbitors have taken from us.
>>71138020
He couldn't turn the moon into a horcrux because something that big would be hard to enchant with protections, and if just a tiny spec of it is destroyed, it's no longer a horcrux.
>>71137990
Some of the more egregious things:
>Voldemort impregnated Bellatrix
>Amos Diggory hates Harry for not saving Cedric (even though in the books he was over it before book 7)
>Time Turners let you change the past and go back several years
>Harry tells his kid he wishes it was never born
>>71137870
Seems like a matter thats slightly more important than a yearly school competition
>tfw the sorting hat put me in Hufflepuff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=351Aa5q_S98
>>71137858
Uh, you don't get to have friends
>>71138201
absolute kino
>>71138164
>Harry tells his kid he wishes it was never born
Holy fuck now I kinda wanna see this trainwreck
>>71138193
>14½ inches and hard
how can slytherins even compete
>>71135575
Yes, yes, well done Kanye. Well done.
HOWEVER. TELL ME ABOUT BANE, WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?
>>71138586
lmao
>>71138586
YES, YES, well done masketta man, well done.
HOWEVER
You don't get to bring friends.
>>71132207
Can someone redpill me on the HOWEVER meme, please?
>>71139412
Literally forced by one emma pleb from the game of thrones generals https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/71022242/#71022576
>>71139503
thanks familia
>>71140143
THIS IS A CHRISTIAN BOARD however
>>71135575
Wow.. I never realized, but this shows this meme IS very versatile. I never thought it could be used this way. Wonderful!
HOWEVER
>>71135575
multi track meming
/fmg/ - failed memes general
>tfw Voldemort is legit retarded and didn't make thousands of horcruxes out of whatever he could find
>tfw Voldemort somehow terrorized Britain for a decade but the strategies we see from him are childlike at best
>tfw Voldemort is on par with Dumbledore but loses to Harry because he was too stupid to think the resonance would happen again
How the fuck was Voldemort an entertaining villain to anyone? He was just straight-up retarded.
