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Reminder that the Stark line is legally extinct, just like the Martell line.

Jon's father is a Targaryen. If he has children, they will be Targaryens.

Rickon is dead. He was the last hope.

Bran is crippled below the waist. He can't get erections and can't continue the Stark line.

The children of Sansa and Arya will belong to their fathers' houses.

There was no point in putting up these banners.
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>>71126846
No one cares, nerd.
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>>71126846
>Bran is crippled below the waist. He can't get erections
It's like you don't know any cripples. You can milk them just like any other guy.
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>>71126876
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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You forgot icy dick benjen.
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>Bran is crippled below the waist. He can't get erections and can't continue the Stark line.
that's not how cripples work
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>>71126846
There is no reason you couldn't have posted this in the general.
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>>71126903
These are medieval times, I doubt anyone thinks to reproduce by milking semen

>>71126914
Sworn to the Night's Watch
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>>71126876
>100% chance that Meera's into that
go on...
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>>71126846
Stephen hawking can fuck
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>>71126846
>implying Sansa won't force her husband to take her name and peg him daily except on their rare child-making nights
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>>71126846
>Jon's father is a Targaryen. If he has children, they will be Targaryens.

How? There's no one who can give convincing proof that Jon is a Targaryen, any claim he made to the name would be rejected without compelling proof. Same for his kids.
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>>71126846
bran will time travel n fucc someone n the past n u will find out that the hound is actually a secret stark

cap this
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>>71126989
You might be retarded anon. Delete your post because you and the rest of your retard friends are going to be laughed off /tv/ next week.
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>>71126989
Varys will pull some proof out of his ass
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>>71126846
Bolton line is dead too.
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>>71127015
hound = type of dog = dogs desend from wolves = starks are wolves

OH
MY
GOd
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>>71126927
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>>71127051
Then Winterfell should have gone to the Karstarks.
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>>71126846

>legally

You're aware Jon isn't a Targaryen officially, right?
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>>71126930

I think they've figured out how babies are made you fucking spoon.

There's dialogue dedicated to it.
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>>71127101
>not the Mormonts
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>>71127145
Yes but I don't think they've figured out artificial insemination
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>>71127152
Karstarks are supposed to be the most closely related by blood
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>Jon's father is a Targaryen. If he has children, they will be Targaryens.

Exceptions are made all the time for noble houses.

If what you're saying is True, house stark would have gone extinct when the stark daughter of Brandon was impregnated by Bael the Bard. She had a son. And guess what. It was a wildling bastard, but he went on to become the Lord of Winterfell etc etc

http://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Bael_the_Bard
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>>71127190
Not really. Jon said in Dance that in reality the Karstarks have no more Stark blood than any other noble northern house.
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>>71126876

Is that Meera?
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>what is matrilineal marriage
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Don't watch the show, has the end of the Baratheon line been commented on at all?
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>>71127294
Looks like the blue haired broad from Scott Pilgrim.
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>>71127297
this

also, fuck off with jon targaryen reddit shit.
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>>71127318
The Baratheon line hasn't ended m8. The good King Tommen Baratheon still rules
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>>71127318
Nope. Literally unaddressed. No idea who is in charge of their holdings now.
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>>71126846

>Bran wargs into his penis
>furiously fucks Meera
>Star line continues

It's like you don't even watch the show.
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>>71127348
Jon being a Targ is literally older than 4chan and reddit and probably you.
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There's a general
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>>71127264
Lore wise, all noble northern house are related to the Stark, 8000 years of political mariage is something.
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>>71127385
>Jon being a Targ is literally older than 4chan

Actually, yeah. By like a decade
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>implying anything matters since Red Wedding
there are no rules
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>>71127327
>not recognizing MEW
What happened to this board?
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>>71126846
Reminder that the victors make the rules. Sansa and Arya and stronk women and will keep their name, their husbands will adopts theirs and their children will be Starks.
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Why doesn't Bran warg into himself to make his legs work?
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But basically all of the houses except Arryn are without kids at this point.

Also: who is Bran?
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>>71127428
I did recognize her, just never bothered to remember her name.
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>>71126846
>Jon's father is a Targaryen

His father is Benjen
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>>71127051

So is the Umbers
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>Martells are extinct
>Starks are extinct
>Baratheons are extinct
>Targaryens are extinct (only survivor is a woman)

Lannisters are next, right?
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>>71127440
I don't know about the books but on the show they're setting it up for Sansa and Arya to be fucking Jon.
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>>71127578

>Jaime is sworn to the Kingsguard and can't have children under all the laws of Westeros and has given up all claim to Casterly Rock
>Tyrion is a secret Targ.

Only a matter of time
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>>71127625
Jaime is now the Lord of Casterly Rock, he was kicked out of the Kingsguard so his vows no longer apply.
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>>71127625
Lannisters have zillions of cousins and uncles and stuff (99% off screen). Their house is fine
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>>71127647

Ah yeah I forgot about that horseshit
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>>71127578
>Lannisters
The main line maybe, but there's like a thousands of cousins in the lore.
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>>71126989
Ever heard of Howland Reed??
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>>71127657
I'm sure that realistically this applies to the other major houses as well.
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>>71126846
>Bran is crippled below the waist. He can't get erections

You're cock is meat sock that fills up with blood, not a muscle you moron.
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>>71127414
I know. That's why I said it.

I also believe it's a realistic possibility that Jon being a Targ is an older fan theory than many posters on this board right now.
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>>71127353
>No idea who is in charge of their holdings now.

You mean besides the crown?
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>Tyrion is a secret Targ.
End this meme
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>>71127647
>>71127691

casterly rock belongs to his uncle now, inheritance is passed down not up and jaime was kingsguard when his father died
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>>71127724
Not really. The family trees are all outlined in the books. It's been years since I read them, so don't hold me to it, but I believe the Starks, Arryns, Targaryans, and Baratheons are basically just what we see up front.
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>>71126876
Bran, at least in the books, does not have a working penis.

In one of his inner monologues Ned says that Bran will "never lay with a woman"
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>>71127810
Then why wasn't Stannis sitting own Iron Throne at the end of season one? Sons come before brothers.
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Where does this meme of bran not being able to use his penis come from?


And before the autists quote Ned's line about it from book 1 when he was in Kings landing, let me ask you this, how the fuck would he know? Did master aemon try jerking unconscious prepubescent bran off to see if he could ejaculate and decide to share his findings in a letter to Ned?

Many paraplegics can still get hard and cum
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>>71127802
I think I prefer that Tyrion is the only non targ in that family, and that the twins are rape babbies
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>>71127989
No, but I assume Maester Luwin has the medieval fantasy land equivalent of medical training and told Ned as much.
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>>71127957
I don't understand why people take this quote at face value. He's clearly just reflecting on brans situation and is thinking the worst. There's no way he could possibly know that for sure.
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>>71126989
Littlefinger will give us the proof this sunday, from Aemon Targaryon who is all Jon would need to prove legitimacy.

It's such an outlandish claim I doubt most will deny it especially when he claims to be Lyannas son.
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>>71128005
By aemon I obviously meant luwin fml
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>>71126846
It's like you didn't even watch the last episode you sad sap.
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>>71127976
But Robert had no legitimate sons, silly.
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>>71126846
>The children of Sansa and Arya will belong to their fathers' houses.

Legit question: what if the father is a lowborn without a house?
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>>71128166
>YFW the Baratheon is dead in terms of genetics
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>>71127256
yeah this.
all through medieval history some bastard or adopted son would become the heir.
Its how medieval houses renewed themselves.
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>>71127610
Please god let the show lead up to Sansa and Arya fucking Jon.
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>>71128206
In history, they created a new house (rarely) or used the mother house.
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>>71128206
House Stark is of the great houses. Unless they marry into an equal or greater house, IE, Greyjoy, Tyrel, ect, there husbands will change there name to Stark. I think they talked about it in the books with House Greenhorn, correct me if im wrong, Ramsey's first wife was Lady Greenhorn I think.
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>>71127163
>Babies come from jizz
>Oh no how do I shove this jizz into a vagina??

Clearly you're not an M.D.
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>>71128234
Ehh, Gendry will try claim the throne by right of conquest, which would then allow him to legitimize himself.
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>>71128321
Does he even know he is Robert's bastard in the show? I remember in the book he almost fucked his half sister.
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>>71128264
>House Stark escapes Westeros and sails west to Westereros.
>Westeros is destroyed by Others
>The incestuous Stark family conquers Westereros using packs of mighty direwolves
It'll be like pottery
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>>71128338
After Melisandre stuck a leech on his dick to get his blood? Yeah, I think he knows.
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>>71128338
Melis told him.
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>>71127029
>>71127033
>>71127719
>>71128081
as much a targ as edric is a baratheon you fags
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>>71127957
how the fuck would he know? when bran got crippled, he was too young to get an erection anyways.

and its not like the pee is gonna NOT come out of his dick just cause he can't feel anything.
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>>71128321
Fuck that, Podrick will ride into town on a naked Brienne, in pure valyrian steel armor to claim the Bastard's throne.
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This thread and the op have an IQ of room temperature. Bran can still produce heirs and probably will with meera. And if he doesn't then arya or sansas kids have claim and would take the greater houses name (stark).
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>>71128442
>too young to get an erection
wut
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>>71128442
>too young to get an erection anyways.

Even fetuses get erections you mong
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>>71128437
It's very likely that Rhaegar and Lyanna were married

whether or not that marriage is seen as legitimate is another story
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>>71128442
>>71128442
>too young to get an erection
Not really

But

>too young to ejaculate
Most likely
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>>71128556
>whether or not that marriage is seen as legitimate is another story

it isnt, theres no proof they were married, theres no proof the faith approved it, theres no proof jon is legitimate even if there is proof he is rhaegar and lyannas kid

hes a dirty bastard and he will NEVER hold the titles and lands that you little fags want him to
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>>71127264
Sure, de facto, but de sure they're descended from the Starks patrilinearly.
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>>71128518

I can't even begin to imagine how hairy her snatch is
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>>71128550
>Even fetuses get erections

So all baby boys are motherfucking rapists. They have had their hard dicks inside their mothers and didn't get mom's consent. Don't tell /pol/ about this.
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>>71128621
Male and female fraternal twins are known to engage in penetrative intercourse in the uterus.
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>>71127957
>never lay with a woman

He can still jerk off and use a medieval turkey baster to transfer the goods.
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>>71128574
And it's unlikely bran can't at least get hard. Generally only men with complete SCIs have a hard time getting erections.
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>>71128681
Qyburn please, that's absolutely heretical.
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>>71128679
kek fucking normies reeeeeeeeee
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Friendly reminder that the R+L=J meme was born on reddit and doesn't have any evidence in the books, if you say otherwise you never read the books
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>>71126846
Bran can still get boners but he can't feel anything
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>>71128618
I can only get so erect
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>>71127459
i admit it you kek'd me
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Will /tv/ ever get tired of talking about brans penis
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>>71128886
Why would we? It's likely a very cute penis.
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>>71128044
How did he tested Bran's penis?
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>>71128914
Maester's Penis Pump, standard issue equipment.
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>>71128317
You can't just shove jizz into a vagina, it has to reach the ovum
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>>71128968
You can just shove jizz into a vagina. It works better with a lubricated, receptive vagina though. So, if Bran could get a female excited, and then someone could manually stimulate his prostate, he'd be able to father kids just fine. Will you help him, anon~?
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>>71128914
Poor bran, pushed out of a window then sexually assaulted. That was just not his week
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>>71128442
Because if you are paralyzed to the point you can't walk then your penis is not magically exempt. It just doesn't work like that.
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>>71129015
Yes it is. Penile erection is circulatory, not muscular. If he's still got nervous conduction between his prostate and his penis, he can still get erections and reach orgasm.
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>>71129072
Bran has spinal damage though, that commonly causes a loss of the ability to get an erection through psychological stimulation

You can still get an erection through physical stimulation, but it's more difficult and won't last as long
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>>71128886
I swear I've seen this exact same argument about a million times......
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>>71127466
Why do you say Arryn? Robin doesn't have any kids, he's a kid himself
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>>71126846
>The children of Sansa and Arya will belong to their fathers' houses

You realize D&D is making to where in the end of the series it won't be a Patriarchy that rules westeros it will be a Matriarchy. This show is feminist propaganda
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meera asks about his dick, does he actually say that it doesn't work?
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>>71127578
The Lannisters are overflowing with heirs so they have nothing to worry about. Even if Cersei, Jaime, Tyrion, Kevan and Lancel bite the dust, there's numerous other distant cousins that can take their place
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>>71128758
Lol there is stuff all over the place hinting st Jon's royal lineage.
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>>71128968

Andrei Chikatilo fathered a child by cumming on his wife and then shoving his jizz inside her with his fingers
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>>71129000
If it requires fingerings his ass then I will do it right now no questions asked
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>>71129111
>>71129473
That's all he really needs, though. Some prostate stimulation from a pair of loving hands, and a vagina to jizz into.
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>>71126930
>Sworn to the Night's Watch
nigga, he died and came back just like Jon. I'd assume he's free from his vows also
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>>71129473
>>71129496
Oh boy, I can see the thin veil on this thread starting to drop.
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>>71129552
But he didn't die. He was going to die and turn into a wight and then the Children stopped it, so now he's hovering between life and death. He's basically undead.
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>>71126846
>Reminder that the Stark line is legally extinct
daily reminder that Benjen will have his duties to the Night's Watch considered fulfilled for dying/saving Bran and he'll be rewarded Winterfell and a bride to keep the bloodline going
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>>71127413
i'm descended from norman and welsh royalty, but if i try to move into buckingham palace the queen will have me flogged
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>>71126846
>he doesn't know about matrilineal marriages
>he doesn't know about adoption
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Hell, the Starks had their blood tainted long ago when Bael the Bard planted his seed in one of the Brandon Starks kids
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>>71126846
Even if Sansa, Bran and Arya were to die the closest relative of the female line could take on the Stark name a.l.a. Harry Hardyng (Arryn).
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>>71126948
NO HE FUCKING CAN'T
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Sansa can legitimize Jon
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>implying Ramsey son isn't going to be named Stark after his mother
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>>71126846
WRONG because Ned put his benis in a targaryen vagoo
No matter what, Jon will ALWAYS be Neds son
The real problem is Sansa's stupidity
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>>71127578
>>71127697
>>71129245
Is that only true of the Lannisters?

Surely huge houses spanning hundreds of years wouldn't be limited to the point where 2 or so deaths would end the family
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>>71132559
>implying he will not call himself a Bolton
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>implying jon isn't Ned's and Lyanna's incest child
>implying sansa won't make jon a stark
>implaying jon won't make children with sansa
pppllllllllllleeeeeeeeebbbbbbbsssssssss
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>>71132224

Nah, she'll probably have a chat with you while you sit at her bedside and have the maid bring you some cigarettes

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Fagan_incident
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>>71126846
>Jon's father is a Targaryen
Jon's father is Ned
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>yfw when sansa bolton gets BTFO by lyanna mormont next week
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>>71126846
>Reminder that the Stark line is legally extinct,
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>>71126846
>Jon's father is a Targaryen.

Nice source anon.
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>>71133535
Actually Jon's mother is a dawn. And father is Ned's big bro
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>>71128300
Ramsay married a newfag?
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>>71132708
The Arryns have a branch family in Gulltown that married into the bourgeoisie and according to GRRM the Starks have branches in White Harbour and Barrowton, presumably with the same stain to their nobility.
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>>71133560
You mean Dayne.
And actually, I think Arthur Dayne is the father and Lyanna the mother. They hinted it on the show.
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>>71126846
>jon's father is a targaryen
>rhaegar had white hair
>they make it a point in season 1 to make sure everyone knows that all of robert's children have black hair and eyes
>jon snow has black hair and eyes
Are people this retarded?
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>>71126983
>implying Sansa can even have kids after being Ramsayed
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>>71127051

>"I'm part of you now."

Sure, anon.
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>>71127578

Its the Tyrells. Literally next episode.

If Arya kills Jaime at the Twins though, then its a two-fer.

But I think there would be some fan rage-quit if they went that far.
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>>71127657

Not really. The other branches have been mentioned in the show (that scene with Jaime's cousin etc) but all of the living lannisters we have seen on screen will be dead by the end of this season (minus Cersei and PROBABLY Jaime).

So the house could go effectively extinct on the show pretty quick.

>inb4 Tyrion

He's been legally disinherited.
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>>71126930
>These are medieval times, I doubt anyone thinks to reproduce by milking semen

congrats, you might just be the stupidest fucking idiot on the planet
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>>71127353
>>71127318
Tommen is technically a Baratheon.
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>>71127318
>>71127353
Tommen is still publically considered to be a Baratheon, so he's ruling the Stormlands too
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>>71126846
Doesn't matter who the father is. being legitimize by Sansa, Bran, or Benjen would still legally give Jon the Stark name.
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>>71128679

No they don't. But I did look this up just now because of you, you asshole.

Fraternal twins are in separate amneotic sacks. No hanky panky.
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>>71129288

Whoever he is he was a cuck that got cheated on.
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>>71135614
I'm so glad I got someone to put that into a search engine.
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>>71132506
My butt still hurts you piece of shit of course he can fuck.
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>>71127297
Medieval times weren't Crusader Kings II though. The last carolingian (which were the greatest dynasty of its time) died out because the last one was a female.
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>>71127578
>>Targaryens are extinct (only survivor is a woman)
not on the books they aren't
>>71127976
Ned Start tried putting Stannis on the throne after he found out about the origins of Cersei's chidren.
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>>71135418
>, so he's ruling the Stormlands too

>implying stormlands isn't part of dorne now
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>>71127625
>sworn to the kingsguard
>fucking killed the last king
>people just mockingly call him Kingslayer

I think Jaime could get away with having some kids just fine
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>>71126846
>Reminder that the Stark line is legally extinct

no its not, Karl Stark's male line is still going strong
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>>71135848
Ah thats why House Mormont doesn't exist anymore because Lyanna took her fathers house and not her mothers
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>>71128603
>hes a dirty bastard and he will NEVER hold the titles
But since he is born in Dorne he is Jon Sand and can rule Dorne with Bad Pussy
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Jon's a child out of wedlock if Lyanna/Rhaegar are his parents. He'd still be bastard and if someone was willing to legitimize him, he could wind up either a Targ or a Stark.
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>>71126846
>Bran is crippled below the waist. He can't get erections
As someone who's studied 5 years in med school, let me tell you being crippled doesn't mean you can't get erections. It's a whole other part of the nervous system.
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>>71126903
>ywn milk Bran
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>>71126846
You do realize Lyanna Mormont is born from the female line right?
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>>71126846
Here we go...

>Bran is crippled below the waist. He can't get erections and can't continue the Stark line.
I'm so fucking sick of having this conversation. People with spinal injuries that maintain control of their excretory system can typically maintain erections and have sex. Their is no textual evidence or show-based evidence that suggests that Bran routinely pisses and shits down Hodor's back, is that honestly a detail you think GRRM would be too squeamish to leave out? Bran likely does not have complete waist-down paralysis. He simply does not usage of his legs.

inb4 Ned said he can't REEEEEEEE. Unless you are going to tell me that there is a deleted scene somewhere which depicts Ned Stark sneaking into Bran's room in his comatose state (Ned never left before he woke up) and tried jerking him off to see if his penis would respond, then Ned doesn't know SHIT!
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>>71138317
I'm pretty sure Ned just meant he was unlikely to find anyone willing to marry into, like Tyrion got turned down by every noble house for being a dorf
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>>71127101
Karstarks are dead now too
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>>71135848
>That's fiction
>Got doesn't behave like fiction
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>>71126846
>>71126846
>>71126846

Current Stark line comes from a wildling father who killed the grandpappy Stark of the time.

Before that the son was raised by Grandpa Stark and afterwards avenged his Grandad's death by killing his own Father.

Jon can choose to be a Stark. He's Robb's heir anyways, Kingofdanorf legitimized him as a Stark. The North will honor that.
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>>71138502
>Unlegitimized Bastard and Night's Watch Deserter
>Heir

choose one
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Is everyone forgetting about Benjen?
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>>71138502
I dont think some gay wildling song counts as reputable history mate
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>>71134549

Targaryens came with both silver and black hair. The same reason Baratheons had black hair, since they were early Targ bastards.
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>>71138050
They could have been married in secret. They were together for a long time.
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>>71138536
>deserter
He fulfilled his oath bro
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>>71126903
hot
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>>71128758
>Friendly reminder that the R+L=J meme was born on reddit

It's been around longer than reddit has been a thing. Or 4chan, for that matter. It's probably been around since the '90s, but it was around at least in the early years of the last decade when there was only a single, small ASoIaF message board for the whole fandom.
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>>71128618
Hair snatch is best snatch
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>>71138353
I feel like thats a non-issue if you are the head of the largest house in the North. If you are lord of Winterfell and Warden of the North you will find some house willing to "sacrifice" a daughter into marriage.
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>>71126930
>no one in Westeros has received a hand job.

You are literally too dumb.
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Sansa can continue the line.
>who is lady hornwood

Whether or not Jon is technically a Targ won't matter, Jon will always see himself as a Stark. Chances are he'll be legitimised as one before becoming a Targ.

Being crippled =/ not being able to get erections, at all.
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>>71135170
yuhp. she's totally pregs. and what's worse is that they legit need a lil'stark in a big big hurry .
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>>71139651
gonna be another "promise me ned" situation, except with Sansa and Jon and baby Bolton.
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>>71135483
Only the King can legitamize bastards

Roose was operating on specifics designed by The Crown, that is why his title as Warden was legitamate

Him legalizing Ramsay was allowed by The Crown, Jon needs to be recognized as ""not a bastard" by Tommen...
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>>71137884
He is Karstark


Who the fuck is Karl Stark? Karstark is a different house retard
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>>71138751
He literally doesn't matter. He's undead, Starks going to let a zombie in charge of the House?
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Martells place women in the succession line, their historical leader was a proud womyn who led her people across the seas.
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>>71139111
The problem is explaining that to anyone outside the 30 or so people who were actually there for his resurrection and saw him stabbed.

Beyond that, not a single rational fuck is going to believe him
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>>71139077
He was already married to Elia. Jon's a bastard, even after his parentage is revealed, it doesn't matter if he's part Targ and part Stark, he's still a bastard.

Now it all depends upon whatever authority offers him a legitimacy he actually wants. It's entirely possible he no longer wants to be legitimized anyway. In the books he rebukes Stannis' offer, and as of right now, even if Sansa did manage to get him a hookup to be legitimized, that would create a matter of whose who between the 2 of them in terms of leadership, and also possibly cause conflict with the remaining Northern Houses that he can't really afford right now. Just because you can be legitimized doesn't mean everyone is going to willingly follow you, and after the damage Ramsay has done, it's highly unlikely anyone in the North wants to see another bastard made Warden.

Jon is more concerned with just restoring Winterfell and the Stark name for Sansa and his deceased father than he is naming himself right now.
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>what is matrilineal marriage
>implying they can't do this with Arya and some no name lordling and preserve the name

Matrilineal marriage exists for this exact reason.
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Sansa is pregnant.
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>>71140248
lel
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>>71126846
Bran can probably tree-warg into vaginas.

...just think about that for a second.
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>>71126846

>tfw Stephen Hawking still fucks hookers

Bran is probably fine. I mean, there is magic, they will just call some sorcerer, do some vodoo shit and then get a cursed heir.

Bran might even learn how to do it by himself with spirit science.
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>>71126846
you now about sex how from porn lol
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>>71127746
You need working nerves for some things, though.
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>implying legitimacy will matter after the white walkers arrive
>implying Jon and Bran will be alive by the end of the story
>implying any part of Westeros will be ruled by a man after Daenarys saves the day
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>>71138383
No, Harald Karstark is still alive

The Umbers might be dead though
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>>71140329
Sure, but Arianne is not in the show and there's no indication that even the Martells let bastards rise to the throne of Dorne
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>>71134178
Hinted how? The books just made it very clear that these men were like brothers to Rheagar and would do anything he said based in love and honor, hence why he sent them to the tower.
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>>71126930
>These are medieval times, I doubt anyone thinks to reproduce by milking semen

1_Milk him
2_Put boy juive in finger
3_ Insert it in vagina

Presto, new heir.
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>>71126846
>what are matrilinneal marriages?
>what are legitimized bastards?
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>>71126846
It isn't legally extinct until Bran dies. And even then, Sansa could marry a lowborn.
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Oh shut the fuck up, you tiresome cunt
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>>71127349
Yes, until about 9:45 est Sunday, June 26
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>>71130238
Would his dick still work? I thought one of his biggest characteristics was that blood had been pooling in his extremities making them swollen and black.
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>>71140206
Not necessarily Tommen. Could be done by dakingindanorf. Wouldn't be recognized outside of the North but who cares.

Also pretty retarded desu that a family can't decide who to legitimize.
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>>71126846
My cousin is crip below the waste...
Your boner is not bone.. Blood flow gets you hard...
He still gets boners.. He can still have a orgasm and cum... He just can't feel it... What a shitty thing huh?
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>>71126846

WHAT IF

sansa marries jon (its going to fucking happen, shes just a hotter version of that wildling chick)

stark is back yo
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>>71147802
>Sansa
>Hotter
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>>71126846

What is matrilineal marriage.
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>>71135848
That's because of Salic Law, which was not universally applied. Matrilineal inheritance happened quite often
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>>71128679
hot desu i have a twin sister
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>>71139386
Well Tywin couldn't and he's sitting on the biggest lump of Jew gold in Westeros
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>>71147716
So he has a BBC?
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>>71127256

Isn't that just supposed to be some legend? There is no evidence of any of that ever transpiring.
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>>71143359
>implying the GreatJon isn't still in a Frey prison after killing 15 men while drunk at the red wedding.
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>>71140340
Targ's can take multiple wives it's a tradition dating back to Aegon the Conqueror
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Who is Benjen??

Also being cripple waist down doesn't mean you cant get hard. Google it
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>>71128007
IT makes more sense desu because the king would likely not waited years and years after the wedding where he said he wanted to fuck her to do it
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>>71147793
Hell Robb already legitimized him and Jon knows this because Stannis told him so the north would already follow.
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>>71150683
Would anyone accept this? If he claims 'oh yeah I was legitimized btw but only one guy can prove it and he's dead' would everyone just be cool with it?
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