SOMEBODY

>>71123262
onions

I SAID YEP

Having layers was too ogrewhelming

>>71123262
He just needed to be left alone, the poor thing.

ONIONS ARE PEOPLE TOO

>Lord Farquaad
>Lord Fuckwad

BRAVO DREAMWORKS

>>71125121
I'll have you know i'm stealing this anon

He just wanted to live in his swamp peacefully, and take fat ogre shits

SO MUCH PUSSY SO MUCH DICKS

they literally explain it in the movie.

>Donkey
>voiced by man with BBC
POTTERY
O
T
T
E
R
Y

BRECAUSE I'M IN TO DEEP

>>71123391
I AINT THE SHAPEST TOOL IN DA SHDD

>>71123262
>Knew as an Ogre he would never be accepted, decided instead of being a cunt to just fuck off to the swamp to be left alone
>Suddenly invaded by annoying creatures
>SOMEBODY
>THEY SAY THERE WAS A SECRET CHORD
>COME ON NOW
>LIKE WOW
>NEVER GIVE A DAMN ABOUT MY BAD REPUTATION
>I'M ON MY WAY
> MYYYY SWAMP