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GOT Thread: Sansa single-handedly wins the battle edition.
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I really hope Jon addresses the fact she let his entire army die.
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>>71121012
It's actually Jon's fault for taking the bait and raging into offense
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>>71120974
I hope this image was made ironically
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>>71121012
it's not like she held little finger back. he just didn't get there until the final moments
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>>71120974
There's another /GoT/ thread on the front page with 200 posts. Stop spamming
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>>71121065
She told him not to help. She went in got him from the vale somehow in a night.
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>>71121039
How's it Jon's fault? The same scenario of this battle would've occurred regardless if he didn't charge in or not.
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>>71121057
It's from tumblr.
So no.
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>>71121073
Stop it,one can never get enough Sansa
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This show is cucked beyond belief
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>>71121016
>>71121131
Avatarfagging is another rule you're breaking
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>>71121172
What is an avatarfag? What rules am I breaking?
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>>71121012
Imao.
Men are mere tools for women to use or dispose of at their own convenience.
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>>71121218
Every wildling or mormont or northern fucking shit can die as long her smile is protected
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>>71121108
Because the plan was to let them come and beat them with trenches, not to charge at numerically superior enemies like retards
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>>71121093
she sent the letter in the episode where they met bear island girl
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>>71121261

Look into her eyes. That's Ramsay staring back out of them.
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>"Jon! A monster has taken our home and kidnapped our brother!"
>5 episodes later
>"Oh right... Rickon. Uh, that kid is dead Jon. I dragged you and your wildling friends into this unwinnable battle for nothing."

Sansafags can't defend against the words of this cold hearted bitch.
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isn't sam tarly supposed to be halfway through maester school right now?
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>>71121464

Yeah, but he apparently went home and stole his dad's sword instead. Because instead of learning the history of the Others to defeat them with wisdom because he can't fight, he's going to use magic steel and hope he doesn't get rekt.
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>>71121427
You just gave me the mental image of my Lady torturing and mocking me mercilessly. Thank you.
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>>71121461

Ramsay left part of himself in her. Her eyes are as cold and unfeeling as his.
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>>71120974
This image is awful I hate tumblrinas
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Is there a role that was more perfectly cast than this one?
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>>71121108
No it wouldn't retard. They wouldn't have been able to encircle them. Jon fucked up, Sansa saved his ass.
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>>71121297
Yeah, but even then, the angle that the Littlefinger's forces came in from was still an advantage. Ramsey's troops wouldn't have been able to fight on two fronts too well. Not to mention, Ramsey wouldn't have been able to get into the castle, thus saving Wun Wun. Jon was retarded yeah, but Sansa literally let them lose way more than she needed them to if they wanted to surprise them.

Also not OP
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>Jon ur dumb we need more men
>ok smart-ass so how do we get more men then
>lol idk

>sandrafags: OMG QUEEN OF EVERYTHING POLITICAL MASTERMIND YAAAAASSSSSS!!!!
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>>71120974
More like "Mommy's gotta get Daddy to save you all"
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>>71121661
No Littlefinger saved his ass. No fucking Sansa you fucking idiot. Sansa is a fucking bitch that got thousands of men killed when she didn't tell Jon about that she had a fucking Great House on her side.

Did she earn those men? No. Did Littlefinger have some sick twisted Catelyn fetish and saw Catelyn in Sansa? Yes.

Why the FUCK are we making Sansa look like the FUCKING hero?
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>>71120974
>Ramey stick his dick I'm this

God damn. How delicious do you think her Pussy is?
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>>71121012
he will apologize for not listening to her.
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>>71121297
If Jon knew that there was even a chance that he could get more men he would have waited, he even said that the only reason not to wait was because there army wasn't going to get any bigger. But Sansa just didn't trust him enough to tell him for some fucking stupid, inexplicable, plot-induced stupidity reason.

If she did tell Jon, which she had no reason not to do, from there you could draw a million preferable plans or strategies. No need to even theorize.

Also, If Littlefinger had time to confirm he was coming they could have just done the exact same flanking strategy but long before fucking half of Jon's army died. It's not like Ramsay would have known the Vale showed up ahead of time. So that excuse is just total bullshit.
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>>71121093
>She went in got him from the vale somehow in a night.

He was waiting at Moat Cailin retard. He knew his waifu would need his help.
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>>71121925
It might have helped a bit if Sansa hinted that she had a massive army coming.
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>>71121110
Made me go there and search "sansa stark"
Showplebs are fucking real, I had no clue it was this bad. From now on I'll appreciate you showfags more
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>>71121854
>implying the only reason he loves her is because she's a cat proxy

then why did he want to marry her before cat was even dead? he likes sansa MORE than he ever liked cat.
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>>71121854
Littlefinger is a servant to Sansa. Also, I hope there's a plausible explanation that netiher of us are thinking of for why she didn't tell him, but I think it's because she wanted to make a smug face.
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>>71122012
He couldn't marry cat because he was cucked beyond belief and he knew it.
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>>71122012
>then why did he want to marry her before cat was even dead
because cat rejected him and he knew she'd never change her mind. sansa there was a chance and she was the closest to cat there is.
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>>71121934
On top of this, even if Ramsay did know ahead of time, there's no absolute way he had any chance of stopping the Vale's army.
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>>71120974
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>>71120974
Took 6 seasons but Sansa finally wasnt completely useless
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>>71121925
As he very well should. my Lady is the wisest most beautiful Lady in the land
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>>71121934
And what's even more frustrating, is that within the bounds of the show and on tumblr. Sansa will likely be the hero despite not doing anything, and Jon will be considered in the wrong for not "listening to sansa" despite her being responsible for literally everything that went wrong.
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>>71120974
>tfw no sansa mommy

jdimsa
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>Okay anon you can have one quick sniff

What do you, as a man, decide to do?
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The fucking show jumped the god damn shark, that was such a fucking horrible episode. Jon Snow, the fucking leader, the fuckin god damn leader of men eats the bait up and just lets his whole fuckin army get wiped out with zero resistance, just mowed down. That's fuckin bad enough, but then, THEN, we have fucking deus ex Sansana ride in and save the main characters and then the fuckin giant slav knocks the doors down after eating 999999 spears and shit and then Jon fuckin Snow, the guy who just almost suffocated to death after fighting a god damn fucking entire army by himself and expending ALL OF HIS ENERGY walks up to Ramsay Bolton after doing the fedora arrow shield shit and then, THEN, Ramsay Fucking Bolton the slyest fucking shiester this side of The North doesn't have a shiv or something to go to as he baits him in for CQC

FUCK YOU HBO, FUCK YOU, THAT WAS SO FUCKING BAD AND LAZY
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>>71121016
>those gray roots
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>>71120974
Cleaning up after men is the place of all women, mommies included. Clean my shit up.
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>>71122097

Your lady might just flay you slowly if you look into her cold eyes and beg.
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>British slags
>it even once

Why are British girls so utterly trash?
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>>71121967
Moat Cailin is over 7,000 miles from Winterfell. Westeros is 30,000 miles long.
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>>71120974
When are you faggots going to learn to keep it in the general? There are like three of them right now. Pick one.
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>>71122056
He's cucked worse by Sansa. She's taken Tyrion's swollen purple member and let Ramsay flay her labia off before fucking her thousands of times in all three holes.
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>>71121925
Cucked so hard
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>>71122178
Our slags are the best slags. Slags are relatively disgusting creatures all over the globe, anon.
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>>71122116
are you mad nigger?
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>>71122115
any normal man would slap her ass on one cheek and put there face right in there, not take a sniff like some fucking autistic neckbeard.
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>>71120974

She didn't Fucking save shit, she rectified her earlier Fuck-up.

Why didn't she ask Littlefinger to immediately bring the Knights of the Vale north instead of sending him back first?

Her thinking the Blackfish would ride north to her was beyond ridiculous.
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>>71122116
Fuck trump faggits
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Do you think Ramsay made her do anal or would she never Fucking do that?
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>>71122116
What I hated about this episode was how the giant, who stands like 15 feet tall, is shown to be able to pick up men like they're rag dolls and crush them with his bare hands. So when they're all surrounded by Ramsey's army, why doesn't the giant start grabbing spears, which would be like toothpicks to him, and start charging through their defences?

I mean it's obvious why they didn't do it, because it'd be too easy. But if this were real, that giant could have fucked that army up pretty good.
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>>71122115
Thank her for the honor, obviously. then take sniff of my life
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>>71122116
Jon is still going to be praised as brave as fuck. Everyone in Westeros has to respect the hell out of him by now.
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>>71122435
They should have given him an 18 foot mace
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> Wins

You spelled "asks Littlefinger, who she gave shit to two episodes ago even though he saved her life multiple times, for the Vale army and got very lucky since she didn't even know if they would show up and even if she did it would mean she willingly let half of Jon's army be slaughtered mercilessly"
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>>71122474
The guy rans towards a calvary of men and survived. Jon is a legendary warrior to Westoros at this point.
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>>71122143
please yes
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JESUS CHRIST YOU NAMEFAG TUMBLR NIGGER, COULD YOU POST ANY MORE TUMBLR IMAGES FOR US? PLEASE, GO ON.
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>>71121925
>Jon straight up asks Sansa what he should do
>LEL I DONT KNOW ABOUT BATTLES BRB LET ME GET MY SECRET ARMY
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Why did she not tell Jon about the Vale I just don't get it
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Sansafags will argue against this
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So was CIA coming anyway or did Sansa go and get him?

If he was coming anyway, why does she get any credit? And if she got him how the fuck did she get him so fast?
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>>71122736

The (bullshit) explanation is that Sansa knew Jon would have made a new battle plan with knowledge of the Vale army and would have fucked it up anyway and was counting on Ramsey getting cocky so the Vale could swoop in when his guard was down. This seems unlikely since I don't see how having Ramsey's dick in her gives her insight into Ramsey's battle strategy.

The other option is she called the Vale and didn't know if they would show up (still don't know why she wouldn't mention it though) so she just got so fucking lucky.

Both can be explained by the theory that everyone was so butthurt about Sansa taking it doggy last season that she now needs to be badass so they can counterbalance, even if it means plotholes the size of Ginny Sack's cunt.
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>>71122916
The only redeemable option is that she didn't know, which it probably is. Yet, she still should have told Jon.

If it turns out to be the 1st, then that makes Sansa evil, a condescending bitch to the only people who care for her and stupid all at the same time. All while going off on a major limb.
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>>71122736
Because the promise she made Littlefinger was that she'd assassinate Jon and give Winterfell to him along with her snatch in marriage.
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>>71122897
She filed a flight plan with the agency listing him and his men
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>>71122815
Damn, that is one angry virgin
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>>71123055

And if that is a case, she isn't a hero at all. All she did was ask for help from the same guy she dissesd two or three episodes back and she got lucky. She didn't do shit in the grand scheme of things. Even Brienne asks why Sansa was being a little cunt and not telling John about the Vale.
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http://theweek.com/articles/631406/game-thrones-sansa-problem

This sums up the issues quite well
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>>71121654
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>>71123142
Probably bait but, even if you view what he said as woman hate, you don't have to be a virgin to hate women. I still hate women after I had sex with one. Even more so, actually.
Inb4 edgelord.
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>>71122228
>all three holes
>all
>three
You must not be familiar with Ramsay
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>>71123439

Sorta pissed how they handled this.

No Brienne scene and build up to the Hound's reveal as being alive. Would have loved it if the reveal was Brienne and the Hound seeing one another again. And what a waste of McShane's character. Literally like, what, 3 scenes?
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>>71123486
Flayed skin doesn't make a hole, it makes a fold.
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>>71123440
It's bait m8. If you've been reading the thread, you would know OP has been bringing shitty refutations the entire thread to bring in more Sansa faggotry.
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>>71121925
He looks so sad there, it's like someone is pressuring him into saying stuff like that.

MAYBE D&D ARE STRONK WIMEN IN DISGUISE
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>>71122115

Keep constant pressure on her ass toward the floor and stick my big cock in. I've pulled this maneuver before and the subject is forced into anal. I galavanted around her weeping aerobics after busting.

- Euron
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What's with all the women being set up to rule all these houses?
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>>71124088

It began with the War of the Five Kings and will end with the War of the Five Women. Pottery.
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>>71121925
what the fuck did she ever say in the first place?
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>>71124088
You think a bunch of men could put centuries of hate aside to deal with a bigger problem?
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>nagging about how being raped makes her a military expert
>passive aggressive and hides everything she does
>smirks when she sees the piles of dead bodies

finally a realistic woman character to rival cercei
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>>71120974
>"What army should I wait for"
>"I don't know"
Bravo sansa
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>>71124282
stupid jon is a shitlord for not reading minds
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>Jon's plan was to bait Ramsay
>gets baited himself by something he was told was going to happen and anybody with even the most limited knowledge of any of the characters could have predicted
>CIA comes in, even though he probably should have sent a message before hand before the battle started
>instead of just a siege that'd bait Ramsay into sallying forth, like Jon wanted; Jon decided to engage in a pitched battle against an enemy which out numbers him and occupies a fortified position

This was so fucking forced. All of it so it could be resolved in one episode.

As good an actor CIA is, Littlefinger is such an awful character that gets everything handed to him on a fucking plate. He's like the male version of Daenerys. I don't mind the concept of him, but he just barely has to do everything. People around him are conviently stupid enough to do exactly what he wants, even in circumstances where he ought to have no influence over them like with Jon Snow getting baited.

The result isn't what appears to be master planning, it's just an author's pet.
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>>71124387
yes yes, well done sansa, well done.

HOWEVER
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>>71124129
I just want Jon to become a Stark and lead. Only just because I am tired of lel epic, fearless, stronk women leading houses. Also Asha being a dyke was so forced.
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>>71124387
How did a bunch of men on foot manage to keep up with 3 men on horses on the way back to Winterfell? How did none of the archers see them coming? Also how did the handful that Jon brought manage to take the castle? Were they the Wildling equivalent to 20 good men?
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>send raven to Littlefinger requesting a force that is greater than Bolton's
>tell no one
>let hundreds of men die instead of telling them to wait for reinforcements
>trap is baited
>Bolton commits fully
>you win winterfell without a lengthy siege

Sansa truly is the master of war.
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>>71124158
>The war ends and all houses are now led by women.
>Queen Daenerys rules the 7 Kingdoms.
>"Now that all those silly men have died we women can rule Westeros and bring forth and age of peace and prosperity!"
>"By the Seven, those shoes totally do not match your dress."
>Then begins to war of the 5 Cunts.
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>>71125174
pottery
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>>71124865

Felt pretty natural to me. Sounds like she swings both ways as well. She wouldn't want to be mixing with her crew and part of their culture is raping. She had to lead by example. Acquired a taste for it. Same with the whores a few episodes back. There's likely far fewer if any male prostitutes and again she is with her crew. She's just being a cheeky cunt with Kelly C.
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What you want to bet that Sador takes that chicken.
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>>71125495
By chicken I mean Sansa

I have a suspicion he's in love with her
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>>71121971
this
what is wrong with her, Rickon could've been saved.
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>Foreshadow a rebellion in the North and backstabbing against the Boltons for years
>Finally get to the Starks retaking Winterfell
>Continue to hint at a major rebellion and backstabbing against Ramsay in the lead up
>No major Houses bother to help them
>Ramsay's soldiers fight to the death for him even when there is no hope left
>Ramsay is only defeated by foreign intervention
>Deus ex machina bullshit saving Jon could be seen coming from a mile away
>Battle in general was all kinds of retarded
>Rolled back on Sansa's character development by having her crawl back to Littlefinger for help
>Try to save that by having her execute Ramsay with his own hounds

BRAVO
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>>71125330
Actually yeah, that's pretty logical to me. Gonna go pretty bad for her though when she tries to explain to the Ironborn that they can't raid or rape anymore.
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>Sansa will rule the North, the Vale and the Riverlands
>Yara will rule the Iron islands
>Kelly C will rule Kings landing and the Stormlands
>Margery will rule the Reach
>mama Snek and babby Sneks will rule Dorne
>Tyrion will rule the Westerlands as token male but a manlet to remind us all that women will always be above and men are inferior
who /strongfemalethatdontneednoman/ here?
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leaks are that sansa gets BTFO by lyanna mormont next episode
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>>71120974
Did Sansa do anything other than promising her rancid cunt to Littlefinger?
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the dany / asha lesbian shit was so predictable and retarded at the same time
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Bullshit, the biggest winner in episode 9 was Littlefinger.

If he is going to fuck Sansa raw, I at least hope he screws over Dragon Pig when she comes to Westeros.
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>Sansa, you carry Ramsay's child in your belly!
>Don't worry I shall get it aborted!
>But you can't for it is not legal in these lands!
>MY BODY MY CHOICE!

So progressive, I hope we see the white women of Westeros getting married to Dothraki men next season. This show needs more cultural enrichment.
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Why didn't she use her Phoenix powers on Ramsay?
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>>71125903
It wouldn't surprise me. She IS going to have to explain to her why she didn't say anything about the Knights of the Vail. I imagine they probably lost all but a half dozen of Lyanna's men.
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>>71126102
She isn't going to explain shit. That whole fucking shit show is gonna be thrown under the rug. Nobody is gonna bring up how Sansa let thousands die just so she could pull off lel epic surprise reinforcements. The show is just gonna play it as Sansa being a fucking hero.
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Hodor
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>>71126238
Q_Q
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>>71125903
>lyanna mormont
I can't wait until Bran plows that girl
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>>71126325
how is he gonna get an erection?
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>>71125961
I'd say Theon. He can finally hang with a winning team and even has a eunic friend to trade stories with.
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>>71126361
>Feminist go into a rage whenever any woman on this show is hurt in any way.
>Theon has gone through worst shit then all those women combined.

Why are women such shitty people?
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>>71126470
Theon killed children. He deserves it.
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>>71126048
That's fucking retarded.

How long has it been since Sansa left?

It takes her a month to go to the Wall.

it takes another 2 months to gather men in the North.

And her belly isn't swollen?
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>>71126564
So did Jon.
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>>71121925
why doesnt this fucker have any armor??
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>>71120974
Sansa's pride cost them thousands of men. If she accepted littlefingers proposal to start with and/or told Jon, they could have fought a whole different battle.
Also Jon's falling for Bolton's trap cost them men.
Basically Stark's are fucking stupid
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>>71126605
hello mr I press enter twice

reddit is nice this time of year xDDD
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>>71126655
he went full dex build
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>>71126655
he has armor though plot armor
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>>71126665
>Basically Stark's are fucking stupid
Yes. That makes the episode one of the most believable on the show. I r8 7/8
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>>71126238
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

EVERY FUCKING TIME

that has to be one of the most stupid moments of televikino
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>>71122138

They're not gray. She's a natural blonde.
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>>71126564
Sansa killed thousands of men.
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>>71126225
Nah. I think that will be the whole thing. Everyone might feel that way, but if anyone is going to call her on her shit, it's going to be Lyanna.
In Sansas defense, I don't think she was 100 percent sure they show.
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>>71126665
I will give Jon credit though, I think most men would go ape shit if they watched their little brothers die before their eyes. But yeah Jon was commander and chief and fucked up hard.
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>>71120974
>we need to battle to save rickon
>we can't save rickon jon

>why didn't you ask me about the battle
>I don't know anything about battles

>we need a bigger army
>i'm not gonna tell you I have a bigger army arriving tomorrow

is there ANY character stupider than Sansa
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>>71122522
Literally a big log would have made him a WMD
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>>71122421
Do you think Ramsey cared?
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>>71120974
>mommy
should've gone with neesan, senpai.
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>>71126807
Nobody is going to call her out on it because the writing for the show is shit. The writers probably intended to have Sansa doubt that Little Finger would show up after how she treated him in their secret meaning but wanted to have her next to him when he showed up.

We go through this type of wishful thinking shit every time the shows writing fucks up.

Remember how arya was retarded and got stabbed half a dozen times even though she knew Waif was after her?
Remember how everybody thought she was leading waif into a trap because she knew she was could beat her while pretending she's Dare Devil? Remember how Little finger gave the woman he's obsessed with and key to the north to a well known psychopath that likes to torture people? He didn't have some clever plan it's just retarded writing.
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>>71126946
I hope her child head is just CG replaced with Ramsay's and he continues to torture her stupid ginger ass for the remainder of the show.
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>>71126655
Except he does but you are too ignorant to know what a coat of plates or gambeson is.
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>>71126325
No it must be BranXFrogfu
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>>71126325
>Bran

Davos is lolibait as fuck
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>>71125699
In the start the Ironborn still raid and rape just not in Westeros. Thats an acceptable compromise.
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>>71127003
>Remember how on 2 occasions people murdered a leader of their house in front of their own men only for them not to give a single fuck because plot reasons?
Literally the only thing that I really enjoyed this season so far was Hordor's death and that's because of how sad it was. AND GUESS WHAT!? George Martin told the writers thats how he was gonna die in the books. Fuck those 2 fuck wits are hacks.
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>>71126238
F
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>>71127173
Emma Stone isn't in GoT
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>>71126946
Yea this bugged me when I watched the last episode. I just pray the north wants Jon to rule
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>>71127289
>Jon, you killed thousands of men with your reckless charging!
>What about Sansa? She never mentioned she was bringing and army!
>Shhhhh stop being sexist!
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She didn't do shit.

Little finger did it because he wants her little Stark puss. Him, and the men who fought for him. And now with him on their side they actually stand a chance against whoever comes after them for what they did to Ramsay.
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So, since when were boltons fucking romans?
Did they get jealous of fucking Gladiator or some shit and 'HURR DURR PHALANX VS BARBARIANS! THAT'LL UP THE TENSION!'?
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>>71127251
I mean Brans QT3.14 jewess waifu
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>>71127460

>romans using phalanx
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>>71127460
>romans
Romans were never that retarded and they didn't pull out that broken Chinese formation either.

anyone with a brain knows you should never fully encircle your opponent's army.
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>>71127479
The electrician from Misfits?
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>>71127460
>romans
>posts tom cruise's worst film
No wonder you have brain damage.
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>>71127350
>sansa calls jon a sexist in episode 10.
>bran shows up with his waifu and uncle coldhands and tells jon hes actually a garyan
>pimp slap that bitch and add her to his up and coming harem
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>>71127524
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>>71127555
Jon is too noble and perfect to do something so petty
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>>71127521
In the early days of the Roman republic when the Greek city states still held a lot of power in southern Italy the Romans used a Phalanx because its the best way to beat a Phalanx.
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>>71127555
>implying this will happen before episode 5 of season 7

Don't you know they're padding this out?
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>>71127581
Mordor had hundreds of thousands in its armies
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>>71122435
You're right, he was actually fucking shit up on the soldiers in the line but no one was smart enough to form a break out around him
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>>71127587
Slaps or Harems cause nobody is above a harem.
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>>71127624
>Don't you know they're padding this out?
They were before, especially in season 5, but they're finally running out of episodes, and the finish line is in sight.
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>>71127596
rome never fought Greece

they married their legacies, like with egypt
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>>71122435
>Nobody thinks about putting the giant in so much armor that he would be like a walking tank.
>All arrows, spears, fuck even crossbow bolts would bounce off of him.
>Nobody thinks about giving him a mace. Like Jesus Chirst, just attach an anvil to a tree trunk and call it a day.
>No, lets just put this monstrous wrecking house in battle with no weapon and barely armored.

Jon Snow is a bad general.
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>>71123131
She doesn't get to bring friends
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>>71120974

Did I miss something? I don't remember Sansa ever actually making some plan to get the Knights of the Vale to come to the rescue. All I remember is Sansa basically telling Little Finger to go fuck himself.

Little Finger then went and got the Vale to help on his own. He wants to redeem himself in Sansa's eyes. He basically showed up out of nowhere to save the day to win Sansa's favor. Whether this is fully political or not I don't know.

Did I just pass out and miss the part where she tells Little Finger to unfuck himself and to come save the day?
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>>71121633

Well, he came inside her pussy after popping her cherry, so he *did* leave something inside her.
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>>71127935
watch the show you stupid wikiposter
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>>71127521
>>71127523
>>71127549
>imblyign D&D know this
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>>71127934
>Baelish will never tell Wun Wun he's a big guy.

4U ;_;
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>>71127885

Rome fought Magna Graeca and the Macedonians.

And Pyrrhus.

They're all basically Greeks.
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yes well done sansa, well done.

HOWEVER
if she just fucking told jon about the army in the first place, he'd have been content to completely wait and not even start the battle until they were close enough.
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>>71127885

>what is the battle of asculum
>what is the siege of syracuse
>what is the battle of magnesia
>what is the battle of pydna
>what is the mithradatic war
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>>71127885
I dont mean Empire to Empire. There were Greek colonies all around the Mediterranean from Crimea to Portgual there were small cities founded by Greek adventurers and nobles. They were never all united under one banner much like how Greece never united till Alexander from Macedonia (another colony) and then promptly fell after his death. The City States Rome fought were small colonies of Greek culture with Greek strategies.
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>>71127289
Why don't they just bring Rikkon back to life?
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>>71128108
But would Ramsay wait?
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>>71128180
Because death must pay for life.
Shireen lives in Jon and Beric loses parts of him everytime. Also it was through the heart which is probably hard to fix without kingsblood.
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How Strong women develop their character, according to GOT.
>Family gets murdered
>Gets taken prisoner
>Given to a powerful man
>Raped by said powerful man
>Rebels against said powerful man
>She now controls an army because of said experience

>tfw feminists will defend this.

This is what happened with both daenerys and sansa.
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>>71128188
No, but they would be in a better position to defend themselves, losing fewer lives.
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>>71128180
Only plot-relevant characters can be brought back. Mesliandre basically said as much this week.
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>>71124496
underrated
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>>71127783
Isn't the finish line 2 some odd books away?
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>>71128294
I see your comment. Nice comment.
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>>71128154
>all this history talk
But since WHEN was that the Bolton fighting style?
Was it ever even HINTED at?
Or could they have decided off-hand, at the last minute: 'hey, let's just pull romans out of our asses, it'll make for 'good' watchin.'
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>>71128318

I'd watch a crossover episode of Rome and GoT.
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>>71128318
I dont know man they never talk about any strategies at all really. I guess they just use everything and no one has a specific strategy.
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>>71128407
True Northern whores for true Northerners!
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>>71128407
>dany gets crucified
>jon scipii and bran scipii become consuls
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>>71128429
>Okay, so we will fire so many arrows we will create a wall of dead men then...
>But how do you know that will happen?
>Don't interrupt. Then you will take the men and run around the wall and encircle the group, creating a Phalanx formation.
>What the fuck is that?
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Do you think that draco mom will ever be raped?
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>>71122115
A girl has no ass.
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>>71122522
Wun Wun surviving would have meant additional FX money being blown on him when it's so desperately needed for muh dragons.
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females :^( :^(
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>>71128538
Arya is twice the person Salsa is. Jon deserves better. Jorya>Jonsa
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sweet sweet nipples oooo iloveher
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>tfw Renly was George RR Martin creating the best possible king, even making him gay and thus clearly meaning he'd be fair and merciful on social customs.

>Master of Laws, fair, cunning, diplomatic, able to raise the strongest army, friends with most of the realm, would have made peace with Robb and started a rule greater than Robert's

>Killed in a way that there is zero chance he could have avoided, literally did everything right. George essentially saying even the perfect king is fucked in a world like ASOIAF.

rip Renly. The one true king.
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>>71128538
A faggot made another anon lost his sides.
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>>71126896
>Ramsey, who is the most remorseless motherfucker in all of Westerns, has your brother hostage
>You are about to fight Ramsey

Quite fucking obvious what happens next, and even if Jon is retarded, Sansa told him what will happen. If he couldn't handle that obvious shit that would happen next he should have recused himself from command and let a competent commander from Mormont (or wherever) take over. But them again, Jon is a dumb fuck who got himself killed before by his own subordinates, so..
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>>71128407

Hound vs Pullo

place your bets, gentlemen

Lucius is in the audience
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>>71122116
Bro commoner lives don't matter, only the nobles xd
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>>71121039
Jon provoked a tactical mistake, Sansa's failure to disclose they actually outnumbered Ramsay is a strategical blunder
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I've finally become...a Sansa bannerman!
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>>71121057
it wasn't
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someone post the possibly real sansa nudes
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>>71122916
she said so herself that she doesn't know shit about warfare so why would she withhold information on the basis of modifiying the battleplan herself? not only that but for the plan to work it would mean she would need the exact information to feed to LF to sweep in with the cavalry AFTER Ramsay set up a tower shield formation vulnerable from all sides but the inner rim
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serious question here, is Sansa culpable of fraticide or not? when Ramsay mentioned Rickon she immediately threatened him and implied Rickon's death would not sway her (army) even though the whole thing is meant to put a pure blooded Stark as king in the north.

She fully knew she was killing her brother at that point and she provoked Ramsay even more
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>women
>caring about anything

lmao
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>>71130164

She was just butthurt ( literally and figuratively) about what Ramsey did to her, and she cared more about vengeance than she did about her brother's life
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>>71130164
Well, atleast they fucked up ramsay and i feel good about it.

I wonder, if sansa would have told john about littlefinger army, was there the possibility of ramsay predicting this move and getting inside the stronghold.
Even if sansa is retarded i think is better this way.
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>>71129679
She didn't tell Jon because she felt he'd fuck up by doing what Ramsey wanted.
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So I take it that Ramsay DID write the letter because he is now freely calling Jon a bastard. Or are D&D just hacks. People thought it may have been Mance because of the word choices.
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>>71121016

winner of being 3/10
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>>71130439
So Ramsay wanted to go up against a bigger, better trained and better armored army?
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>>71121016
L I T E R A L
I
T
E
R
A
L

PERFECTION
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>>71130487
those 2 are not mutually exclusive. What bothers me now is how glaringly wasteful it was to even present the pink letter in the show. If it was some sort of contentious plot point in the books, here it has no relevance at all, but it still took it's shitload of screentime
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>>71121131
>LOOK AT ME

>I AM THE HATEFUL NOW
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>>71131152
I considered it one of the big reasons that Ramsay didn't write the letter. He hated being called a bastard.
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Melisandre is going to turn Sansa in to a Red Priestess
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>>71131190
that's the joke, at the time he wrote the letter he wasn't a bastard anymore, but he could insult Jon with his former status.

If you trust the writers enough and think of it as a ploy by Mance, then yeah it's a kind of cool red herring insofar as it's unsubtle enough to be picked up at first glance but it's still believable enough for Ramsay to put it in there because he's such a brute.

On the show on the other hand, no, he was just "that much of an asshole, ZOMG I HATE HIM SO MUCH!!11!!" meme tier bullshit
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>>71131346
Sansa will turn Melly into the first priestess of the new all female religion of the she-wolf worship, which respects all religions except for the oppresive shitlords of the faith of the seven who make you go to sermon on every seventh day of the week, fucking assholes.
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I am watching the episode right now and you guys were serious. There are literal 15 foot high piles of bodies. What the actual fuck.
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Its worse than I expected. What were they thinking? The wildlings were charging and all of a sudden stop to get surrounded by a meme circle.
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>>71120974
This pic is 100% troll material.
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>>71128258
topkek.
Stronk womyn and social justice are ruining the show.
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>>71127128
I'm perfectly sure he's supposed to be wearing exactly what he's wearing - a soft, stamped leather dress.
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>>71125693
Yeah, they gave so much talk about how the people don't want to fight for Bolton, how they're ruled by fear, how they won't like that Ramesy refused single combat with Jon. I was definitely expecting some of the force (specifically the Karstarks because of the time that had been spent on them) to either break halfway through the battle with most of their troops, or Betray Bolton.

Also the Wun Wun bullshit ruined this episode for me. I knew I was in for some bad shit when Tormund looked over and Wun Wun was just standing there with no weapon like a retard. He has lost all of his intimidation ability for no reason because I guess giants are a common sight in the north these days. Men are unfased even when he rips a man in half in front of them with ease and and even after it has been mentioned that the men don't want to fight for Bolton. The line should have fucking broke, men don't stand and fight to the death like that. He also flails at a 3 man thick shield wall in the background for like 5 minutes even after demonstrating his ability to break through their line with ease within the first minute of the scene.

I could have bought the no weapon or armour thing if he was depicted properly. Throwback to when he fucking destroyed Wraiths in Hardhome with a literal fucking tree. Why didn't he pull the same shit this episode?
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>>71126707
Kek
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>>71131485
>>71131542
Idk how someone can watch this and think "yeah this is OK"
Only standout part of this episode is the one long uncut action sequence with Jon Snow during the cavalry battle. I really enjoyed it and didn't even really mind the plot armour Jon had; it was a good scene.
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Can Sansa just die already?
She's done literally nothing except ask CIA for his troops. But she even fucked that up by being a typical moody bitch
>Jon you need more men
>I don’t have more men
>JON YOU NEED MORE MEN
>I don’t have more men though
>I can give you more men but I'll hide this from you for some reason. Also, I'll make you feel bad now by saying you can't protect anyone
Sansa is like a typical housewife.. Always thinks she's right, but doesn't actually know shit because shes just a cunt.

The show doesn't even need her anymore. There's plenty of strong women like KellyC, yara, smirkfu, etc
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>>71131819
you don't understand cuz ur not a woman okay?

Sansa is a BADASS!
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>>71131108
She doesn't trust Jon for some retarded reason
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>>71131788
You're right, it was a pretty fun scene. I just got caught up in being angry. I liked the breaking of the boltons by the vale as well, reminded me of total war.
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>>71128776

Renly didn't have much past his cheeky smile, bantz, and charm. He just went for being king because his boyfriend said fuck established succession because he wanted to fuck a king.
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>>71120974
Why the fuck didn't she mention that she had a huge army? They could have waited and timed it a lot better without all of the Northerners dying severe casualties. She wants to be Lord of the North, but who will her subjects be?
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>>71131542
Is tha aol instant messenger, you piece of shit hipster faggot you?!
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>>71131868
Would you trust a man who is basically a zombie and is leading an army that is partly wildlings and partly lead by a 10 year old girl?
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>>71132175
Freakon would've lived maybe...

Salsa sucks.
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>>71131843
>tfw next week when its revealed salsa is pregnant with ramsays rape baby
>tfw its the same as jon snow being the son of raegar and lyanna stark

pottery
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>>71132209
Your mom should've swallowed that load. Just sayin'.
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>>71132237
Just think, your existence is like a one in a gajillion chance, the sperm with your half of the dna made it against all odds and now you exist, you are the .0000000001 percent chance, you are the chosen one
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>>71132285
And a gazillion dice were also rolled
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>>71132175
Sansa knew Jon would spill the beans on his numbers to Ramsay, who would have then decided to hold up for a seige.

As Tormund and Onion Knight said, you cant trust kings.
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>>71122092
She was back to her old self; actively harming those she is supposed to protect.
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>>71132483
>tell jon you have a bigger army
>he tells Ramsay that if he gives up rickon alive he'll allow him to take the black
>ramsay holds up in winterfel
>the loyalty factor of ramsays men not actually giving a fuck about him starts to actually pay off
>ramsays own men betray him and allow jon and co to enter winterfel and take it

>jon now adds those men to his own and only took minimal losses and rickon is still alive
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>>71121012
If Jon knew they were coming, he'd have fought differently or waited for the army to arrive before fighting. Both would have saved Ramsay by giving him a great opportunity to account for the change and prepare for it. Ramsay only put his force into a vulnerable position because Jon's collapsed
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>>71132556
>>the loyalty factor of ramsays men not actually giving a fuck about him starts to actually pay off
literally the opposite would happen. not only would the men holed up in the castle feel safer and realize they have the upper hand. which is the point of castles.

but the wildlings who actually understand the long night and who have literally seen what is coming when winter comes would lose their resolve very quickly
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Where was Briene during the fight?
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>>71132734
still traveling north
brienne the beauty once again absent when her liege needs her
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>>71120974
Littlefinger told Sansa not tell Jon. Makes Littlefinger look like an even bigger hero and thus gives him even more political capital.
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