>it's an anon gets drunk alone and watches 80 horror movies episode
>it's an anon continues his spiral into alcoholism season
i kinda like these ones...
>>71115963
jesus dude watch something else. watch pic related. it will probably change your outlook. not too late, man.
>>71115963
>its an anon vomits bile for 4 hours straight and you're so thirsty you keep drinking even though you cant keep it down and just puke it back up then you try to lie down but you're hallucinating and got hot flashes/cold chills also your throat doesn't work cuz you've been puking yellow shit out all day then you chew on antacids cuz clearly that will help
little shits like you who glorify alcoholism are the biggest fags
>Its an anon stays in his room all day and avoids his housemates to the point of pissing in bottles and emptying them at night as to avoid contact episode
>>71116055
>it's a blog post episode
>its an "anon thought he was friends with a classmate but she cuts contact after the semester ends" reruns
>>71116154
>>71116106
>>71116065
>>71115963
OP you need to shitcan the self-pity.
>It's an "anon loses control of his life" episode
>He refuses to do the obvious things to improve his life instead just waits for it to end
Does this show even have writers? No sense of progression.if you're depressed pick up your room and clean it, you'll gain a sense of accomplishment and have an environment suited for healthier livingplease don't throw your life away
>wake me up inside /r9k/
>my gf left me today feels general? ;(
>tfw your life is like cyberbu//y but for real
I lost my job last week and have been fighting the urge to spiral into depression. I've been going on walks and doing pushups and I even read a book. I've been applying nonstop to places to feel accomplished. I even cooked a decent meal today.
>>71116065
>start drinking
>think to myself why I'm not always drunk
luckily I can control myself
>>71116326
>the line between normality and depression is delineated by having a job
Jesus man, I don't thinking jumping into another one asap is going to fix things
>>71116154
oh fuck you man
Why don't all of you pleb scum just do the deed and get it over with?
You'll be helping /tv/ finally go back to being a nice slow board so you have that to think about whilst gasping for air or however you decide
>>71116383
>start drinking
>realize how much fucking money I'm wasting
>stop
Do alcoholics just enjoy being poor as shit?
>>71116462
It will give me a reason to wake up in the morning that isn't watering the plants.
>>71116507
i drink to forget im poor
also
>he can't afford a 5 dollar six pack every few days
lol
>it's an anon had to make up excuses for every water related group activity because he's fat summer episode.
hahaha what will he come up with next guys? non existent chores and work? feign illness? or my favorite, go to the party NOT expecting a pool and then silently exiting alone when indeed there is one. man what a laugh riot
>>71116507
I can get cheap vodka for 6€, 11 if I'm fancy and buy jägermeister or better vodka hows that expensive unless you drink everyday.
anyways what's a good amount of alcohol to tolerate, I can drink almost a bottle of liquor but I'm pretty hammered then
>>71116566
>i drink to forget im poor
Why don't you fill your time doing things that are constructive and also keep your mind off of shit? Learn a language, go to the gym, etc.
>six packs are $5
Do you live in some miserable Slavic country? It's like $17 for a six pack in Aus.
The people who drink heavily, particularly when they're young, are the same people who go through mid life crises when they realize they wasted their lives doing fuck all.
>>71116702
>miserable slavic country
i live in the land of the free baby
>>71116566
>6 Pack every few days
>Alcoholic
Anyway idk how anyone could be an alcoholic as well, every time I get hungover I don't want to drink for like a month. Also I can't drink liqour at all without vomiting after one or two, even mixed drinks. I can only stomach beer and cider.
>>71116646
>whats a good amount of alcohol to tolerate
If it's not super strong beer I can drink a six pack in night easily. If it is stronger like some IPAs or something I'll drink 4 or 5.
When I'm drinking to get drunk I'll have an upwards of 10+ beers and some shots.
>>71116623
>my lack of self control is a legitimate problem, feel bad for me!
If you're actually getting invited by normies to hang out with normies then they know you're fat already, either be the fat guy who doesn't give half a shit about it or make those chores existent and do some fucking pushups or something
>>71116646
>I can get cheap vodka for 6€
Fair enough. I guess it's just more expensive here.
>hows that expensive unless you drink everyday
Well OP seemed like an alcoholic, but I see your point. Occasional drinking's fine, but when you start getting shitfaced at home, not even socially, that's when it's a problem. Even if the alcohol is cheap, that time would be better spend doing something else.
>>71116383
>i feel the same
>my grandparents were all alcoholics
Fug
>>71116901
So, just testing your logic here. I come home from work at 6PM every and get shitfaced.
I wake up at 5AM the next morning (getting shitfaced every night essentially eliminates hangovers) and go to work, not thinking about a drink till I get off.
Is this a problem? If so, how?
Your logic is bad anon.
>>71115963
>It's an Anon gets addicted to online auctions episode
>It's an ends up in a box on the street season
Am I an acholohlic?
I drink a 12 pack per night, sometimes more. But I don't get wasted off of it. I never drink until I'm off work. I never am so hungover I can't work, and I make sure I have plenty of money for bills ect before I get drunk.
Should I be worried?
>it's an anon is finally moving out of his parent's home and got a new job episode
Feels good.
>>71116963
>Is this a problem? If so, how?
Well, the obvious fact that you're murdering your body and increasing the likelihood of cancers, liver problems, etc.
>Your logic is bad anon.
Excessive drinking wastes your time, money and life, while also turning you into a depressed cunt like OP.
>>71117067
I was the same as you but I lost that job a month and a half later and now I gotta worry about rent with greatly reduced income.
Be careful out there.
>>71116994
every single 23 year old who thinks he's a man has asked him self this
be original fag
>>71116994
>12 pack per night
>But I don't get wasted off it
You should anon. People with high alcohol tolerance are more likely to be alcoholic. Also, you drink more than 90% of Americans, assuming you're an American.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2014/09/25/think-you-drink-a-lot-this-chart-will-tell-you/
>It's an anon transitions to a woman episode
>>71116994
are ya fukin serious m8?
drinking as few as 3 beers A DAY is enough to be considered and alcoholic. 12 is considered binging i'd imagine.
just because you (think) you're functionable doesnt make it so. go get your god damn liver checked out and drink some fucking water god damn.
>>71117282
>most people have less than 2 drinks per week
bullshit
>>71117219
Luckily I have some money saved up so if worse comes to worse I can live about 3-4 months before I have to find a new job.
>>71116249
tbqh cleaning my apartment was my biggest coping mechanism when I was depressed
>>71115963
>it's an anon is still depressed and can't get over his ex who's 12 years older and lives 500 miles away
>it's an anon masturbates in front of a porn film and suddenly loses his boner when he imagines his ex being fucked by another guy than him episode
>it's an anon lies and invents secret projects so his much more successful and priviledged friends don't mock him because he's unemployed and single
>it's an anon cries naked while listening to anime openings of his childhood
>it's an anon secretely watches his ex's instagram and rages everytime a guy likes one of her pictures season
Hopefully, the next season will have better writers.
>>71116154
literally me with all my """friends"""
>>71117378
It's true. They're called responsible adults
>>71115963
>it a he makes chocolate pudding at 3.00am episode
>wants a housemate to walk into the kitchen and ask him what hes doing.
>its an anon cant get out of bed without wanking episode
>>71116154
No one cares that you're almost romantically frustrated
>>71116055
This is beyond legit
>Its a going to the bar and drink alone episode
>>71117867
Christ you're a cuck
How do people make their life revolve so much around one person?
>>71118151
>it's an anon gets up 40 minutes early everyday to watch porn for their wake up wank
Just start smoking weed man
>>71118475
Dude psychosis and visual snow lmao
>>71118353
>love is an illusion
>it's nothing but chemicals
>did I mention the fact that I'm an atheist?
You forgot your fedora.
>tfw for a couple of weeks you don't feel it and then all of a sudden it comes back
>the anxiety, the dread
It always comes back
>>71118475
worst advice I have literally ever seen
when my gf left me I started smoking every day
been 10 months this friday I've gone a day without a j
don't even want to stop
>>71115963
If you're scared of becoming an alcoholic try getting help.
How to become happy?
If the sun is out it is quite Common to enjoy it, especially with a beer. Only pussies determine others as alohoclics because they have a shit tolerance and therefor Dont drink it, since they are afraid they might puke again. Boohoo Kid
For any1 wanting to stop or are asking if they are alcoholic, apparently you might be, but So what. Every1 is addicted to something. Start lifting and read about how it fucks your muscle recovery, that will help as an argument to why you didnt Just Waste 1,5 hour in a sweaty room lifting shit Up and Down, because you wanted a beer.
Personally I lift in Winter Times and Party while the weather calls for it.
>>71118556
you're the one who's being mentally cucked by a woman "12 years older" than you and "500 miles away"
>>71118491
>>71118626
lmao enjoy your cirrhosis alkies
>tfw drank heavily every night for about a year to the point where my hangovers knock me out from 2am through 4pm
>tfw hallucinate from the lack of REM sleep and heard voices for the first time a couple days ago
Cutting back lads. Thank god for Nyquil.
NEET alcoholic lives aren't interesting
You're not Mersault you're just a drunk whos hobby is an anime website
>>71116482
>>71118022
>>71116154
90% chance you faggots didn't even try to keep contact but got asshurt when others didn't
>>71116249
>>71115963
fuck...
this struck too close to home
going to sleep now, setting the alarm for tomorrow and stop watching all these shitty movies in a desperate attempt of escapism
>It's an anon passes an everyday 7/10 on the street and has a ywn moment
It's getting worse
>>71118556
There's something extra pathetic about the fact that you know the reality of the situation and are still too much of a bitch to engage in a bit of actual self improvement
>its a meds aren't working anymore episode
>it's an anon looks forward to taking the bus to and from work because it's the only time he sees women his age episode
how did it end up this way
>get fired from good job 3 months ago
>had like 15k in the bank because i dont do anything anyway
>play runescape, dota 2, cs:go for 12-16 hours every day
>get shitfaced drunk every single day, aprox. 10-12 liters of vodka per week
im thinking about just quitting computer and getting some shit temp job or something. being neet is seriously making me consider suicide
anyone else here /pathetic/?
>its an anon tries to muster up the courage to end his suffering episode
Same shit every week.
>>71119530
Not knowing the reality of the situation would be pure insanity. I agree with you, though. I'm not gonna cry about it forever, writing it down is just cathartic.
>>71119106
I'm not mentally cucked, we're not together anymore.
>>71119685
How would you go, senpai?
Films that capture the crippling hopelessness of life?
>alcohol
Shit level drug desu, opiates are better in every way
>>71119960
The only opiate related thing I ever tried was prescription painkillers, pretty good desu. I fully understand why some rich people overdose on those bastards now.
can you be an alcoholic if you are sober most days of the week?
>>71120253
you cna be an alcogholic and stay sober for years at a time.
i feel like i have some kind of episodic alcoholism or whatever, if that makes sense. i only drink like once a month these days, but when i do i can't stop until i'm really hammered, and i often keep drinking the next day, first to fight the hangover but then i enjoy the buzz too much to stop. and then i feel like total shit crap for several days, including a kind of depression and anxiety that i normally don't have
I would be an alcoholic if i had the money
>>71116383
>start drinking
>get drunk
>feel like a degenerate
>sleep
>wake up and vomit for the next 3 hours
What's the appeal of alcohol?
what you need is a new habit like snuff
>>71115963
hey OP, you should consider AA. don't get turned off by the perception that you have to be religious for the program.
i'm atheist, have always been atheist, and always will be atheist. but this is the only program that helped me get and stay sober.
you realize that it isn't just about sobriety but about all of the 12 steps and when working closesly with a sponsor it can change your life in ways you never imagined.
it helped me get over lots of sadistic actions i've taken to individuals (especially women i have dated; mostly because i witnessed my mom KEKING my dad from like age 6) along with my own history of violence (witnessed two murdered by the age of 5).
and now i'm matched for surgery after 4 years of med school.
it gets better. let me know if you want to talk further.
i'm 28 and have lived a fucking rollercoaster of a life. two suicide attempts, been in jail twice, got into lots of fights, etc.
>it's an anon is avoidant show
wew
>>71120750
this
>>71121014
i want to see her and thomasin make out
>It's an anon goes to work and comes straight home every day season
>>71121014
>witnessed two murdered by the age of 5
are you the anon who lived in Brownsville? i'm in Crown Heights
>>71116326
>The urge to spiral into depression
>Urge to be depressed
That isn't how depression works
>>71118626
you probably deserved it
I bet you're the type of person who made bait threads about going to see a flick with your gf at the kinography center on the weekends.
>it's an anon dropped out of college and is now working a shitty manual labor job stocking soda at 3 AM episode
>anon has no dreams or goals and is extremely apathetic about life episode
Hate those episodes.
>Its an anon can't find a job episode
>Its an all of anon's friends except him have had sex now and they talk about it all the time episode
Kill me before I take everyone else with me
>>71124306
sex isn't that important
You're probably focusing on it too much because what you're actually feeling a dearth of is affection and intimacy in general.
>>71115963
>being addicted to liquor
Disgusting.
The funny thing is, everyone starts off hating liquor, and your taste buds only warm up to it after consuming it over and over again because it's the social "norm". I've been drunk a few times, the taste is horrible, the hang over sucks, why would someone want to intentionally do this?
>>71124306
all i can tell you is that it's not a transformative experience like culture would have you believe.
You won't wake up the next day as someone different, better, or stronger
>>71115963
>It's an anon hopes his wife drinks herself to death so he doesn't get ass-raped in the divorce because she is a worthless fat slob pill eating alcoholic episode
>>71124306
faggot
>>71124306
>he has friends
Why are you here?
>>71116065
Depression has you anon
>>71116015
I've watched this twice, and it changed nothing. Good film, though, wish he'd direct more.
>>71116507
Nigga I got drinking money.
>>71115963
that image is from /fit/ and has nothing to do with alcoholism.
>>71116507
$3 / 6 pack of 5.9% Natural Ice
a few 1$ whiskey shots.
No i Dont go out, and its cheap as fuck to be an alcoholic compared to other addictions.
youre just a faggot
>>71124306
Just pay yourself a whore and tell them that you met some girl at a random club and had sex.
I'm not even kidding, dumb normalfags will tell you that sex with a whore "doesn't counts" but you shouldn't give a shit, just take that load out of your body, it will help you.
And by paying a whore I mean getting a nice one, not some cheap street whore that will make you feel like shit.
>>71124306
>it's an anon isn't trying to find a job episode
>it's an anon likes being depressed instead of getting his shit together episode
>it's an anon thinks he's the only one with these feelings and people who go out to work everyday don't struggle with them episode
You're just a lazy fucking shit Head. I bet you I could find 10 jobs in your city right now that you're qualified for
Holy shit. You guys are depressing as fuck. Just the fact that I have multiple friends that want to spend time with me makes me better off than half this thread.
>>71124378
youre a pussy thats why and would get raped by a real man if it was the early 1900's. dead srs.
actaully you probably wouldnt live long enough to be proberly raped
>>71124736
>Can't find a job
>it's an anon's crush keeps on ignoring him and flat out refused to go out together even for a walk
>it's an anon repeatedly asking her mundane shit on social media to thrive on her weekly 1 word replies
>>71124838
it's a great arc to be stuck in
>>71115963
>drink 2 bottles of wine a night to combat depression and generally stop feeling tired
>wake up tired and depressed everyday due to being hungover
>>71124777
Don't you have any savings at least?
>>71124838
>>71124775
>illiterate junkie 4chan user is telling another 4chan user he would get raped 100 years ago
You wot m8?
>>71124838
Just stop talking to her dude, you're not doing yourself any favour
>>71124838
wow its gonna be hard to top that one
how can you be aware of how pathetic and hopeless you're acting and still do it?
>>71123864
ha! YES i am. sup
>>71124741
This.
You're all fucking worthless. There are jobs everywhere, you're just too pussy to do them. Whatever. Enjoy self loathing anonymously on this disgusting hell hole of a website. The rest of us normies will continue on in life and you can stay sad well into your 30s
>>71124888
not even i can fend for myself. I can get drunk and kill someone with zero remorse.
you would get raped silly, how can you even defend yourself at this point? Do you have any idea how fucked the early days were.
Youre a little punk bitch and id have my dick down your mouth in a matter of minutes if we magically spawned into that time frame.
read a book you retarded sober cock sucker.. what else do you do with your time?
>>71115963
>It's a /tv/ anon drops their "I'm normal norma"l facade and share their feelings episode
These episodes are always comfy
who else here is fat and disgusting and hates themselves
It's a "she doesnt want to stop talking to you but she feels guilty leading you on" episode
>>71124947
Nah depression is a sticky wicket. Nobody likes being depressed. Also, depression isn't sadness, it's like having an existential crisis every 30 seconds for infinity. Nothing can help, only antidepressants which fuck you up in the long run.
>>71124949
You're so hard anon.nteach me to be a man like you
>>71124949
Cringe/10
Good job making yourself look even more pathetic. Who would have thought that was possible.
psychedelics > retard liquid
lsd is very good for beginners.
you won't regret it, guys.
>muh paranoia
don't have negative thoughts going into it. clear your head. don't do it while in a bad or sad mood*
*the important thing to note about psychedelics is that it's not like cocaine or meth or any of that street drug shit. psychedelics can be used just to trip and have a good time and see cool shifting colorful geometric patterns and shapes and images
but it also brings your subconscious to the surface. it will allow you access old memories and give you a chance to confront your deepest inner conflicts and struggles. not everyone is equip to handle this stuff at first, especially normies who don't often contemplate grim reality or have demons in their closet or personality disorders like so many of us on here do (including me), so when they are confronted with their subconscious thoughts, they don't know how to deal with it. it's pretty common for me to cry at least 1 once during a trip but now always. I often think about mortality and how much I miss my mom and how to improve my life and be better to friends and family. it can be very intense and powerful but a little scary but you know what? I exit each trip a little more stronger, a little more enlightened, and a whole lot happier than I was before the trip.
don't just take my word for it. do research, watch videos and documentaries, and visit 420 chan for more info.
>>71125059
>>71125099
lel little beta ass bitvhes got scared from some text they read off a site.
its ok ill calm it down for your sorry ass.
youre obviously grasping for straws and are offended at this point so ima klet you sleep in peace.
sorry ass faggots. your parents were probably taken advantage of so many times its amazing youre both alive
>>71125032
You're depressed because you live at moms house all day doing nothing. Get out of the fucking house, get a job.
If you're born into America, Canada or britbong, and you have a roof over your head, you have zero reason to bitch about anything. Get a job, fucking bum.
>>71124912
>it's an anon is fully aware of the absurdity in his situation but still carries on because he's stepping closer and closer to the edge of death and wants to make his crush feel the full pain of his death as she wonders if her cold shoulder contributed to it episode
>>71125165
*unstealths katana*
>>71116994
You're a functional alcoholic, yay.
>>71116055
I got so lucky with my withdrawal. I was hospitalized for pancreatitis and liver failing. Drank over a fifth a day for nearly 9 months and when I withdrew I only got the shakes, sweats, and the awful yellow puke / shit. Doctor said he expected they would have to strap me down to the hospital bed by the third day but I got discharged on day 4. It was the worst thing I've ever been through and I had a relatively easy withdrawal.
Kids, don't fuck around if you think you've got a problem. It isn't worth it. I'll face the depression and anxiety every day before I go through hell again.
>>71125114
graham hancock & or terrence mckenna pls leave with your psuedo-science
>muhhhh 1 dose of mushrooms cure depression
stfu faggot enjoy eating cow shit to revolutionize your life.
> muhhhh Scrooms and psychs make me fully vulnerable and make me realize everything ive every done wrong with my life
fuck off, when im comming down i just want to drink more to realize wtf i just went through and probably left me more scarred than before
>>71125165
>it's an anon is angry and types empty threats anonymously over the Internet episode
>it's an anon gets laughed at and resorts to "I-I was just b-baiting" episode
>>71125177
>t.uneducated
Nah it doesn't work like that. Rich successful people kill themselves all the time. Depression isn't sadness, it's a mental illness that affects all kinds of people.
>it's an anon can't express himself adequately without the use of memes arc
JUST help me out here
>>71118328
Same.
>>71125218
*types over-used meme phrase*
>>71125273
>"I-I was just b-baiting" episode
wtf are you even talking about, do you even know where youre at. seriously, reread the dipshit comments youre typing.
\id fucking kill myself if i were you
i rarely say that too
>>71125177
Unless you're 8/10+ there's zero motivation to do that. Why would they bother?
>>71118623
Fear of death, that's what that is.
>>71119140
Read this as >cirrhosis ankles
>>71125316
>*types over used meme phrase*
>uses an over used meme phrase
>>71125195
>It's a crush doesn't even acknowledge anon's suicide season premier
>It's a crush doesn't give any hint that she's thought about anon once since he killed himself season
>It's a crush unironically asks "who?" when asked about anon's passing episode
Top kek. And here I thought the writers themselves had forgotten about the suicide arc last season. Turns out anon was just completely and utterly unimportant to the crush character.
>>71125393
>cirrhosis ankles
>>71125331
Nice excuses. No wonder you're worthless. You're your own worst enemy. And you have no one to blame but yourself. Fucking leech on society.
>>71116702
Sorry Aus bro but your beer is most definitely overpriced
>>71125265
>>muhhhh 1 dose of mushrooms cure depression
didn't say that. at best I inferred that it be be helpful for such things, but didn't even come close to suggesting it was a cure.
>muhhhh Scrooms and psychs make me fully vulnerable and make me realize everything ive every done wrong with my life
you're not too far from the target but they CAN have that effect.
>fuck off, when im comming down i just want to drink more to realize wtf i just went through and probably left me more scarred than before
your problem is that you thought it was a miracle cure for your autism. psychedelics are a tool; you can build stuff with a hammer but you choose to whack it around like a toy.
also it's not for everyone. I like booze but I'm not addicted to it and only drink socially and the rare occasion I'll buy a case for myself if I'm cooking a meal that pairs well with my booze.
you sound like you're a self-destructive alcoholic.
i am a 34 year old alcoholic
>>71125434
Nah, I inherited money when my grandparents died. No reason whatsoever to get a job.
>>71125434
You're just spouting platitudes because you have low intelligence. Most of the time, the fault lies on a person's parents or society, not themselves.
>>71125316
Step back, take a look at your posts and think "what would Mr Rogers think if he saw me write this".
>>71125506
Nah, my comment still 100% applies to you
>>71125434
>>71115963
>Its a /tv/ misinterprets this meme to be specifically about alcoholism episode
>>71125446
b-but our plant allies
you sling insults and much as yur mother sucks dicks faggot,
and all your responses revolve around "i-i-i didnt say taht"
your a fucking embarresment yo yourself and everyone around you.
you sound like bitch nigga who needs a fat dick in his mouth.
sounds like your father beat the fuck out you and you need some cow crap to get over your trauma
>>71125541
Why? I have more money than I'll ever need. So glad I can relax.
>>71125446
> I'll buy a case for myself if I'm cooking a meal that pairs well with my booze
yeah Busch light pairs well with all gourmet steak you fucking hillbilly
LOL THIS NIGGER GREW UP WITH A DRUNK FATHER HWO BEAT THE FUCK OUT HIM
YOU HEARD IT HEAR FIRST LOLOL THIS NIGGER GOT HIS ASS BEAT BY HIS ALCOHOLIC FATHER
>>71125567
chill bro
take a bit
>>71125165
In the words of Bun B "Go read a book you illiterate son of a bitch and step up yo' vocab"
>it's an anon always loses his best friends as he continues to be someone he's not and they stay true themselves
>it's anon wishes he could back and stay friends with his middle school best friend because that's who was closest with and has always felt guilty for ditching him to be friends with other guys on the football team and the hot girls
If I could only tell him how sorry I am for ditching him and pretending he didn't exist.
>>71125446
good beer that pairs well with decent food isn't sold in a case, chief.
>>71125626
quoting a rapper who is a literal cuckold raising another mans kids.
yeah that fits you well. I can see why you chose him. brb got to wake up for work unlike you bitch nigger
>>71125636
>I have never been to a beer/alcohol specialty store
>>71125600
smoking is for loser ass niggers, i used to smoke on the regular .
after a fat bowl id just sit there thinking of ways to kill myself. marijuana is for fucking degenerates and it makes you comfotrable with doing nothing. hence why the super fucking overactive baby boomers who ran this country dry made it illegal
>>71125725
you sound like a little white suburban bitch. we dont even have these stores in the 3rd larest city in america, probably becuase were not pussies and that shit would get robbed in a week
>>71125694
I'm guessing manual labor based on your literacy skills....
>>71125511
>unemployed deadbeat neet with anxiety, depression and no friends says you have low intelligence if you blame your tiny first world problems for your inability to grow up and get a job
Christ you faggots truly are a marvel to behold. Or did you just get lost from your board?
>>>/r9k/
>>71125804
im guessing a beta white cuck who submits to the BBC judging by your fagotry..
>>71125630
Just tell him.
>>71125754
I want to believe you're just funposting to give the illusion that you're a high school dipshit
but you simply reek of genuine high school faggotry and you're simply just trying to intimidate what better funposters have accomplished because you think that's how everyone on this site talks
maybe one day you'll learn the subtleties and nuance of funposting, but you're still stuck in the little league shitposting
it's in my experience that shitposters NEED to have the last word. will you fight your urge and attempt reverse psychology? let's see. either way I'm done with you ;)
>>71125830
>makes fun of peoples intelligence
>posts a still image saved as a .gif
sorry anon, but theres only 1 retard here.
>it's a foreskin cum poach burst open from too much load before making it to the toilet to dump episode
>>71125884
you spend the first 3/4ths of your post addressing the problem. a bucnh of gibberish. learn to talk like a real fucking person. get out more you embarrassment to society. ive alreay schooled you enough and now that you learned your place. i let you go, through the kindness of my heart.
>>71125886
Nice comeback.
You could have simply replied with "youre right anon, I'm worthless" and it literally would have had the same impact.
>>71125788
do you not have a bevmo or costco or ANY mom and pop department store in your shitty flyover state?
am I talking to yet another teenager?
>>71125975
>
it's in my experience that shitposters NEED to have the last word. will you fight your urge and attempt reverse psychology? let's see. either way I'm done with you ;)
and you ahve become exactly what i wanted you to be
I am your master
you are my puppet.
disagree? please. prove me wrong, but current i own your every move
i own you
>>71125934
>9
>>71126023
>he calls a liquor store a "beer/alcohol specialty store"
holy fuck kill yourself
>>71126053
>in my experience, the shitposters NEED to have the last word
Like you?
>>71125975
>>71126090
hererrrpp derpp takes ONE TO KNOW ONE AMIRITE XDXD
dude youre getting bent over pretty bad here. save yourself and stop making yourself look like a legit retard.
>>71125886
Christ you are beyond fucking pathetic.
If these are the types of people I shitpost abiut movies with then fuck me senpai. I gotta go to Reddit and shitpost with the stable, intellectual people
>>71126117
>he's still replying
>>71125830
Honestly m8 anyone who isn't in the top tier of physical appearance and puts effort into life is a sheeple. The best thing to do is to get back at society by being as much of a burden as humanly possible.
>>71126023
>he thinks Costco is an exclusively alcohol store and then pokes fun at "fly over states"
holy fuck what an embarrassment you are to yourself
>>71126166
He even said so himself. Shitposters gotta have the last word.
>>71126138
>>71126166
>hes still getting owned
>>>
it's in my experience that shitposters NEED to have the last word. will you fight your urge and attempt reverse psychology? let's see. either way I'm done with you ;)>
it's in my experience that shitposters NEED to have the last word. will you fight your urge and attempt reverse psychology? let's see. either way I'm done with you ;)>
it's in my experience that shitposters NEED to have the last word. will you fight your urge and attempt reverse psychology? let's see. either way I'm done with you ;)>
it's in my experience that shitposters NEED to have the last word. will you fight your urge and attempt reverse psychology? let's see. either way I'm done with you ;)>
it's in my experience that shitposters NEED to have the last word. will you fight your urge and attempt reverse psychology? let's see. either way I'm done with you ;)>
it's in my experience that shitposters NEED to have the last word. will you fight your urge and attempt reverse psychology? let's see. either way I'm done with you ;)
i literally control you at this point, i dictate your moves and life
prove me wrong..
>>71126202
yup. i agree
>>71125884
>>71126167
>you're a sheeple if you work hard at life, so you can buy a house, go on trips, have night out on the town, or support your hobbies
Is this shitposting ?
>inb4 le I was baiting you the whole tiem xDD
>>71125399
are you confused?
it's in my experience that shitposters NEED to have the last word. will you fight your urge and attempt reverse psychology? let's see. either way I'm done with you ;)>
it's in my experience that shitposters NEED to have the last word. will you fight your urge and attempt reverse psychology? let's see. either way I'm done with you ;)>
it's in my experience that shitposters NEED to have the last word. will you fight your urge and attempt reverse psychology? let's see. either way I'm done with you ;)>
it's in my experience that shitposters NEED to have the last word. will you fight your urge and attempt reverse psychology? let's see. either way I'm done with you ;)>
it's in my experience that shitposters NEED to have the last word. will you fight your urge and attempt reverse psychology? let's see. either way I'm done with you ;)>
it's in my experience that shitposters NEED to have the last word. will you fight your urge and attempt reverse psychology? let's see. either way I'm done with you ;)
it's in my experience that shitposters NEED to have the last word. will you fight your urge and attempt reverse psychology? let's see. either way I'm done with you ;)>
it's in my experience that shitposters NEED to have the last word. will you fight your urge and attempt reverse psychology? let's see. either way I'm done with you ;)>
it's in my experience that shitposters NEED to have the last word. will you fight your urge and attempt reverse psychology? let's see. either way I'm done with you ;)>
it's in my experience that shitposters NEED to have the last word. will you fight your urge and attempt reverse psychology? let's see. either way I'm done with you ;)>
it's in my experience that shitposters NEED to have the last word. will you fight your urge and attempt reverse psychology? let's see. either way I'm done with you ;)>
it's in my experience that shitposters NEED to have the last word. will you fight your urge and attempt reverse psychology? let's see. either way I'm don
>>71126249
>piece of shit loser who saves pictures of celebrities on his computer
>condescending to anyone
Kill yourself
>>71126328
>>71126328
>>71126211
>being this salty
Just remember. While you sit depressed in moms house blaming everyone but yourself for your problems, she's even more depressed that the child she carried in her belly for 9 months turned into a dead beat money sucking leech well into his 20s
Good luck getting it together now. Everyone who is your age is far more experienced and mature than you. Even if you got it together right now, you'd be a 30 year old with the mentality of 19 year old.
But like you said, shitposters gotta have the last word. So go ahead and squeeze in one more justification for your pathetic sub-human life.
>It's a getting drunk to fight and repress Gender Dysphoria episode
I've become an alcoholic because of this
>>71126388
People that have children deserve to suffer though. I applaud the money sucking NEET leeches for throwing their parents' selfish decision back in their face.
>>71126375
Me on the left
it's in my experience that shitposters NEED to have the last word. will you fight your urge and attempt reverse psychology? let's see. either way I'm done with you ;)>
it's in my experience that shitposters NEED to have the last word. will you fight your urge and attempt reverse psychology? let's see. either way I'm done with you ;)>
it's in my experience that shitposters NEED to have the last word. will you fight your urge and attempt reverse psychology? let's see. either way I'm done with you ;)>
it's in my experience that shitposters NEED to have the last word. will you fight your urge and attempt reverse psychology? let's see. either way I'm done with you ;)>
it's in my experience that shitposters NEED to have the last word. will you fight your urge and attempt reverse psychology? let's see. either way I'm done with you ;)>
it's in my experience that shitposters NEED to have the last word. will you fight your urge and attempt reverse psychology? let's see. either way I'm done with you ;)
it's in my experience that shitposters NEED to have the last word. will you fight your urge and attempt reverse psychology? let's see. either way I'm done with you ;)>
it's in my experience that shitposters NEED to have the last word. will you fight your urge and attempt reverse psychology? let's see. either way I'm done with you ;)>
it's in my experience that shitposters NEED to have the last word. will you fight your urge and attempt reverse psychology? let's see. either way I'm done with you ;)>
it's in my experience that shitposters NEED to have the last word. will you fight your urge and attempt reverse psychology? let's see. either way I'm done with you ;)>
it's in my experience that shitposters NEED to have the last word. will you fight your urge and attempt reverse psychology? let's see. either way I'm done with you ;)>
it's in my experience that shitposters NEED to have the last word. will you fight your urge and attempt reverse psychology? let's see. either way I'
>>71125849
Your repeated slights in reference to homosexuality and race imply your are afraid of your own burgeoning sexuality and insecure that you women will find you inferior to others.
>>71126328
Dr. don, I'm CIA
>>71126427
fuck off cunt
>>71126490
it's in my experience that shitposters NEED to have the last word. will you fight your urge and attempt reverse psychology? let's see. either way I'm done with you ;)>
it's in my experience that shitposters NEED to have the last word. will you fight your urge and attempt reverse psychology? let's see. either way I'm done with you ;)>
it's in my experience that shitposters NEED to have the last word. will you fight your urge and attempt reverse psychology? let's see. either way I'm done with you ;)>
it's in my experience that shitposters NEED to have the last word. will you fight your urge and attempt reverse psychology? let's see. either way I'm done with you ;)>
it's in my experience that shitposters NEED to have the last word. will you fight your urge and attempt reverse psychology? let's see. either way I'm done with you ;)>
it's in my experience that shitposters NEED to have the last word. will you fight your urge and attempt reverse psychology? let's see. either way I'm done with you ;)
it's in my experience that shitposters NEED to have the last word. will you fight your urge and attempt reverse psychology? let's see. either way I'm done with you ;)>
it's in my experience that shitposters NEED to have the last word. will you fight your urge and attempt reverse psychology? let's see. either way I'm done with you ;)>
it's in my experience that shitposters NEED to have the last word. will you fight your urge and attempt reverse psychology? let's see. either way I'm done with you ;)>
it's in my experience that shitposters NEED to have the last word. will you fight your urge and attempt reverse psychology? let's see. either way I'm done with you ;)>
it's in my experience that shitposters NEED to have the last word. will you fight your urge and attempt reverse psychology? let's see. either way I'm done with you ;)>
it's in my experience that shitposters NEED to have the last word. will you fight your urge and attempt reverse psychology? let's see. either
