Take the Pen.
>>71113010
No, I can't accept it.
>>71113711
Take iiiiiiiiiiit!
>>71113711
DO ME A PERSONAL FAVOR
>>71114236
>>71114269
o-okay
>>71113010
Martin > seinfeld
I rather have ipad
>>71114361
Daaaayum anon!
Come on, take the pen.
>>71113010
Do only Jews or Jew Whisperers understand this humor?
jerry get ipad
>>71114806
its an insult to accept a gift rather than earn something for yourself.
>You missed the Early Bird Special
>Yeah, so?
>Must be nice to have that kinda money.
Del Boca Vista seems comfy as fuck
>>71114806
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3Vm_ksWreM
elaine its such a cutie
These pretzels are makin me thirsty
HE'S A NIGGER
A NIGGER
100 YEARS AGO YOU'D BE IN MY FRONT YARD WITH A FORK UP YOUR ASS
>>71115131
let it go senpai
>>71115260
WHAT? ARE YOU GONNA ARREST ME FOR CALLING HIM A NIGGER?
THAT'S WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU INTERRUPT THE WHITE MAN.
I fucking hate Jerry and George's families so much. I would tell them all to fuck off so hard, especially that fucking Uncle Leo. Fucking cunt.
>WHAT YOU DON'T HAVE TIME FOR YOUR OLD UNCLE LEO? YOU HAVE TO CATCH A CAB FOR AN IMPORTANT MEETING WITH NBC, MISTER BIG SHOT? OH I SEE-
NO SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DECREPIT GREEDY TRASH-SCROUNGING DIRTBAG OLD CUNT, I'M FUCKING DONE WITH YOU
it's a junior mint
>take the fucking elephant
I gotta be like 20 percent black and 80 percent comedian. The black part of me was like "Kramer...you motherfucker", but the comedian part of me was like "whoo, niggas having a bad set. Hang in there, Kramer!"
What kind of world do we live in where good people are cast as villains? Brave men as cowards?
>that episode where Jerry and Kramer form an uneasy truce with Newman so they can launch an attack on Belgium
>it's a jerry steals cable episode
Seinfeld is literally the best sitcom of all time.
If I pick, do I not bleed?
>>71113010
UKRAINE IS GAME TO YOU?!?
what do you guys think would happen if they did a Seinfeld reboot in 2016?
Perhaps Jerry would interact with modern technology? I'm undecided.
>>71114806
No, only non-autists. So you wouldn't get it.
C'mon, take it.
>>71118266
https://twitter.com/SeinfeldToday
>>71118266
What's the deal with website profile passwords? I need at least two capital letters AND numbers?! Who are they trying to keep out of these things?!
>>71115081
don't you mean Del Bisto Veco?
>>71118338
don't you mean Buca di Beppo?
>>71115842
>Weird crowd
>>71118293
ugh reminds me how degenerate everyone is now
>fuck buddies
and none of these are funny in the slightest.
Please never direct anyone to that link ever again.
>>71118442
I think a lot of them are funny.
>>71118293
Wow. Why did they stop?
Shit was topical.
What is happening in this community?!?
>>71118293
seinfeld2000 you mean
>>71118716
Jesus Christ, that's awful. Is it ironic?
You shouldnt have taken that pen!
jery get ipad
I'd like to see this episode right here.
>>71113010
Jerry did absolutely nothing wrong. He never should have given it back.
