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Do you guys keep up with the Kardashians? Scott Disick is bro-tier.
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Do you guys keep up with the Kardashians?

Scott Disick is bro-tier.
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>>71105261

I'd suck the shit out of her asshole if you know what I mean
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>>71105261
>do you guys keep up with the Kardashians?

Nah, I don't like dick in my mouth. It's cool if you like dick in your mouth, but I'm straight.
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kim is disgusting

scott a douchebag

khloe a beast

kylie a shit

it only worth watching for kendall and kourtney
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I feel like this was a thinly veiled Kim pic dump thread. For the record, I'm okay with that.
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>>71105261
You don't belong here, normie.
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>>71106619
Not OP, but do normies even care about them anymore?
I feel like that fad has long passed.
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>>71105261
cool pic, her boots made me think she was walking on a foamy sea

but seriously, why do people pretend this family is good for anything but DPs, gangbangs and slobbery group cumming?

It's like that ass, the only way they're "hot" is how made-for-sex it all is to the point it's not really attractive
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>>71106643
Still the highest rated show on E!.
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>>71105311
What did he mean by this?
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>>71105261
Who could like a fake ass?
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>>71107524
Your dad, he likes a fake vagina too
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>>71107524
Me. I love big fake asses

t. a degenerate
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Faked ass bitch
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>>71105261
Too much ass.
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KENDALL A CUTE
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>>71107524
The only thing about hers that makes it a bit more acceptable in my opinion is that it uses her own fat injections from other parts of the body.
Implants are a turnoff but for some reason I've still blown like 100 loads to Nicki Minaj
t. a degenerate
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Unlike fake tits aren't fake asses made from fat injections from other parts of the body so they feel real as any real ass?
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>>71107683
t. Ireland
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>>71105311
I think I invented this meme. Idk though.
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>>71107683
Irish dicklets everytime.
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>>71107711
You can get implants. You can also get silicone injections or just inject random shit like the blacks do.
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no, id watch if it was only kendall and maybe kylie. but not really interested in day to day life of moms that used to be hot 10 years ago
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>>71106804
seriously they're all plastic nig fuckees, it's like accompanying a pornstar's twitter feed without the sex parts where she demands respect and expect to be treated like a glamourous nicole kidman or some shit.

their whole appeal is "damn she must have taken two black dicks in each hole this weekend, she'd let 10 guys cum on her"
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>>71105261
Literally looks like one of those trannies with ass implants. Why do you cucks fawn over this chick so much?
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>>71105261
Her arsehole and surrounding area must be covered in shit everytime she goes for one.
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>>71108131
Yes but I clean it off with my tongue before she goes it so it's fine.
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Is her sex tape worth a watch?
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>>71108413
sex tapes are never worth watching
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>>71108413

She's as hot as you'd expect but a TERRIBLE lay. She doesn't even take her bra off. Nice pussy though and she looks great laying flat on her stomach getting railed from behind.
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Kourtney is the only one worth banging
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>>71108413
No, it's the most boring thing I've ever seen and it's from a long time ago so her ass isn't even that big. Just lies there like a fucking fish and the nigger doesn't even give her a good pounding on her knees, it's like the fucking idiot is gingerly trying not to cum the entire time.
t. original internet gangster oldfag from back in the day
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>>71108642
I remember watching Paris Hilton's sex tape when I was 13 and even then I was disappointed and thought it was lame
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>>71108587
I would have a few drinks with Khloe and fuck her these days, I'm not even kidding.
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>>71108725
Someone really got the short end of those genetics
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>>71108689
I thought him nutting on her just after pulling out of her mouth was pretty hot, but that might just be nostalgia.
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>>71108689
It was literally just some idiot getting his cock sucked. You see her tits and that's it. I was around the same age as you then too.
It's like you would think that these people would be properly railing each other for the camera if nothing else, but they just have such shitty lame ideas.
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>>71108762
/tv/ on the left
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>>71108762
Take a look at her today lol. Doesn't matter what she looked like as a kid, fuck's wrong with you.
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>>71108762
damn she actually looks half black there
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>>71108819
Cause OJ Simpson is actually her dad
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GF watches it. Keep telling her they're all fake except for Kendall, finally coming around.
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>>71108623
>Marrying rich, successful, men
I see nothing wrong with this.
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>>71108836

Is he also Rob's father because him and Khloe look the same.
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>>71108894
>Marrying rich, successful, men

>3 of 4 are literally who nigs
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>>71108836
no shit why do you think i said that
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>>71108623

ENRICHED
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>>71108623
Who the fuck is the guy that looks retarded all the way on the left.

Also did that white dude get meme'd into buying clothes from Kanye because his pants have holes in the,
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>>71108921
Actually Tyga is a fairly famous rapper and has even been in a couple films for some reason. The other two I have no fucking clue who they are though.

But
>Implying success has any correlation with being renowned

They probably just aren't attention whores
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>hey look who decided to join us
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>>71108623
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>>71108992
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>>71108623

>regularly lay a glassy eyed fatassed vapid celebrity multimillionaire
>be literal famalam with Yeezus

In a heartbeat
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>>71106898
People watch it because they hate them.
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>>71108623
ahaha
ahahahhaahhah
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>>71108623
>Like 4-5 guys are black
>3 of 4 kids looks white, only 1 look niggerish

Is this like reverse cuckoldry?
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>>71108762
do you think rob and kim ever experimented??
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>>71109188
You must have a very loose definition of what constitutes white.

I'm not even meming here but I take it you are American
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>>71109188
They're all a bunch of mutts.
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>>71109203
the look in her eye, you just KNOW they banged

rob is known to be THE most hung guy in hollywood, possibly one of the biggest in the world. his cock has been described as "like an evian bottle", with gargantual thickness that would rival shane diesel and shorty mac. im estimating his size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth. he would have absolutely destroyed kim's pussy.

they would have spent hours and hours on foreplay, getting herself wet enough just so she can take it. i can just imagine her begging for it, with rob barely able to force it past the knob, and kim moaning and squirming, demanding him to force it in deeper. she would have orgasm'd within seconds of taking the entire length, being filled and stretched right up to her cervix.. the orgasm would have been powerful, with her vaginal muscles clamping down on robs throbbing monstrosity, her whole body quivering in euphoria..

i bet she still masturbates to the memory of it
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>>71109203
Have you seen the first seasons? Rob seems to play a lot with the youngest ones. There is an episode where Kendall and him are "wrestling" and he keeps grabbing her ass "accidentally"
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>>71109303
Video?
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>>71109188
there's literally no whites there, stupid blind weeb brazilian faggot
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>>71108623
Kourtney is the only one with good taste.
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>>71109303
when they care on vacation in tahiti and rob takes the blame for kendall and kylie beer stunt

he lays across kendall on the couch and then kylie gets on top of him and he cant get up
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>>71108623
who is the guy in the camo on the left

>inb4 me on the left

>>71109535
actually she fancies herself some kind of decorator but shes terrible at it
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>>71108762
definitely OJs daughter
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>>71107524
It's not fake. She went to get her ass x-rayed and showed the results on her show.
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>>71108623
>2017 American patriarch
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Kendall is objectively the best and it's not even close
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>>71108413
The guy has no idea what he's doing, even if he has a big dick. He can't even stay hard either; it's like 20 minutes of him trying to force a chubby into her as she lies there like a dead fish. Some of the worst sex I've ever seen.
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>>71109778
fake as shit. they even used a stand in for kim in the "reality show".
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>>71109778
Then she needs to go see an oncologist about that tumor
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>>71109303
yeah I got that vibe when I caught snippets of their first few seasons, gave me such a boner. they're obviously all comfortable around each other.
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>>71109836
I remember cracking up when he starts licking her face like a dog.

>>71109885
Love that big fake ass.
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>>71109287
>>71109303
>>71109581
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>>71109885
left > right
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>>71109836
>The guy has no idea what he's doing, even if he has a big dick. He can't even stay hard either; it's like 20 minutes of him trying to force a chubby into her as she lies there like a dead fish.

This seems to be a common black problem if all the cuckoldry porn I watch is any indication.
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>>71110096
we can't be watching the same videos, the ones i watch have the black men fucking like gods, and the women screaming and writhing in ecstasy.
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>Kim doesnt rimjob several thugs bigger than Kanye and kiss her son good night later
>reality show
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reminder: this is what happens when you enter into a relationship with a female member of this family

kanye is next
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>>71110096
they're usually hired exactly because they have penis issues - so the same thing that makes it huge makes it soft.

But at least they can still film a big "erection" even if it looks like he's pushing rope
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>>71109778

Aren't there procedures where they take fat from other places on your body and inject it in your hips or your ass? No need for the silicon implants.
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>>71107685
Those pierced nipples.
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>>71109883
Proof?
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>>71105311
the ass look fake
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>>71108623
is Rob jr. dead?
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>>71105311
what the fuck are you talking about
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>>71107722
You didn't
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>>71108587
my fellow african american
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I like looking at Kylie but not enough to watch this
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>>71109804
mah nigga
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>>71111023
she doesn't like being filmed all the time, so she lets this girl step in once and a while for the non-talking stuff
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>>71110398
Yeah. That's exactly the case
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Am i the only one that likes her mom?
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>>71105261
>>71105311
*PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-BRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPP!!!!!!*
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>>71109778
>x-rays
x-rays don't show soft tissue, they wouldn't show silicon
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>>71108413
It was boring as fuck. Ray Jay had no idea what the fuck he was doing. I honestly expected better from someone who was fucking lil kim. but you can only expect so much from brandi's brother
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>>71108992
who's the hot one with the spread arms?
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>>71110172
Fucking KEK kill yourself.
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>>71105261
That ass looks so warped man. I understand it's all injections, but she really would have done herself a favor if she got her thighs shot too, so it balanced out. Now it just looks like two sticks holding up beach balls.
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>>71112939
You dont know shit about xrays fuckface, read up about xray soft tissue attenuation. I identify silicone in chest xrays daily, and that is using a higher than average electron voltage that throws the general image contrast to shit, using normal voltage as you would imaging pelvis/ass would easily spot any implants.
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>>71112505
jesus christ that body
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>>71110224
Rob is a member of the family though.
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>>71105261
>this is waht amerifats find attractive

nuke that entire hemisphere
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>>71111038
it's real there's legit an episode about it
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>>71107722
nope
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nigga, i would fuck everyone even remotely acquainted with the kardashians

even bruce
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