>>71101079

He wanted to make it on his own without the Bowie name.

Much like how Nicholas Cage dropped the Coppola name.

>>71101207
This.

Duncan is top bro tier

>>71101207
That still doesn't explain it

If he didn't want the Bowie name he'd use Jones, as he does. That or make a new name. The Haywood being there is just bizarre. Why take the name of your stepmother's ex-husband?

>>71101252

SAG, maybe? Some kind of legal issue? Maybe he just really liked the guy and wanted to honor him.

>>71101207
>without the Bowie name

His name was David Jones, he was never legally Bowie

>>71101252
Solidarity with stepsiblings? It's not so bizarre. I can tell you're just looking for a way to work cuckoldry into this, I just know it. Please give up.

>>71101113
>with no good qualifies
>qualifies
???

>>71101348
Not everyone is out to get you

>>71101330

And Ramon Antonio Gerard Estevez is Martin Sheen's real name too.

OP here, turns out he was literally just christened Haywood and the name is totally unrelated to Iman's ex-husband

amazing

>>71101079
He felt bad for his step dad for being a cuck so he took his name to show he's not your typical wife's son.
/thread

>>71101079
He dismissed lord of the rings as something an old white man made in a trench, fuck him.

>>71102643
Looks like someone can't handle the banter

>>71101330
he was known as zowie bowie during his childhood though

>>71102705
Pandering to SJW scum by insulting your betters is not banter my scooter riding friend. Banter has an element of comedy to it.

>>71102643
>as something an old white man made in a trench
literally what it is though

>>71101079
>cucking David Bowie by making himself David's wife's son