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Why does he have to pretend everything is terrible? This pizza
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Why does he have to pretend everything is terrible? This pizza looks delicious.
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get off 4chan pete
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>>71094437
I'd eat it
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>>71094437
murrikan """"reality"""" TV

try watching the britbong version and compare it to this forced dramafest
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>>71094437
Because he's one of us
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serious question, how did the pizza even end up like that?
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>>71094473
>try watching the britbong
no thanks moohamud, i'd rather eat glass
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he's British so he's used to this
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>That... is fucking disgusting.
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>>71094513

to much yeast and left to long

the matrix in the dough doesn't form and you will get a torn soggy base
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>>71094437
link or is this just spam?
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>>71094513
like what? It's just large with a puffy crust.
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gordon haet pizza
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>>71094437
the dough is too thick...
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>>71094552
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Il3wdMB77hc
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>it's a Simon Cowell overreacts to meatballs episode

That's every episode by the way.
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>>71094437
T H I C C
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>>71094564
i mean obviously its fucked up, im curious if he put too much of an ingredient to make it rise so much
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>>71094674
but it's not fucked up, he just uses a lot of dough. Not everything has to be pretentious thin crust garbage
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>>71094622
That """"pizza"""" looks fucking disgusting. The waitress is cute though.
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>>71094749

he asked for thin crust and got that
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>>71094437
Look at that shitty crust doe
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>>71094768
the waitress is qt. She's almost as qt as the Greek waitress that cried over almost everything
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go' 'za
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>>71094513

You never had a Chicago 'Za?
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>>71094437
>This pizza looks delicious.
>Raw dough and grease everywhere
>delicious
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IT'S
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FUCKIN'
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GO 'ZA
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>>71094622
Sweet fucking jesus the music never stops for a single second. I don't remember it being this bad. Why the fuck does Gordon sitting down need a goddamn soundtrack?
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It's just typical american tv, lots of drama and cuts to make everything interesting to middle aged women/cucks and children. You'll notice that no scene lasts more than 5 seconds just to appeal to the constant need for action/drama

I'm American born and raised but I know how it looks like.
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>>71094960
because american TV

Kitchen nightmares UK is much better but wasn't dramatic enough for retarded american audiences.
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who would have thought, if you hold a pizza up and let all the shit drip off it's going to look bad?
Gordon is a straight retard sometimes.
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>>71094985
That shit is so annoying. I was watching Ink Master and the constant cutting was getting insane. I started counting and not a single goddamn scene lasted longer than 3 seconds, most of them less than 1.5 seconds. It can't be healthy to watch that for an hour.
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>>71094437
Because he's a retard who thinks italian pizzas are good.
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Delicious 'go 'za you got there
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>>71095049
It literally switches your brain off. It induces low alpha waves
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>>71095063

I bet you like those pizzas made from doughnut dough and are over 600 cal a slice

the only time people get those pizzas if they are close to getting black out drunk

lardass
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>>71094437
1)You wouldn't believe butchefs are either totally obnoxious retards(i was chef in expensive restaurants) or above average vicious cunts,
its, like,they act as if its the best fucking job in the world and
they are splitting atoms(and its not, its monotone, boring, ugly ,either overly cold or overly hot, ungrateful job of preparation and then when restaurant is full has moments of total hectic,panic and absolute rage(people literally throw knives at each other, seen it on my own eyes, even I throw meat hammer couple of times on some jerk).Its like, total madness, you work 400mph , waiters bring order after order, its really hot, everyone are jumpy as hell, literally on verge of a fight, but then adrenaline kicks in and you get some "high"(i shit you not) and then its like the best job on the world, you start to make jokes wit everyone(warlike jokes, really dark humor, like really tired soldiers ).
And that "state" of mind is only possible by having an really good chief who will guide all team and stay cold minded at that moments of crisis.
Usually, guy who stays totally cool under pressure is just an "dog" from the street, obnoxious person, usually bully, now take all that into the mix, give that guy shitload of money and his own restaurants. You will get astronomical cunt, creature beyond belief . So, usually I dont watch these shows but if Gordon Ramsay Bolton is an cunt in the show, its probably because he really is, he maybe act in that scene, but he done much worst IRL(i believe, i dont know the guy).
I knew couple of really good chefs who were also good people, neither one did succeed, you just have to be the type(aggressive, full of yourself, street smart and thinking on the run, yet, you have to be dumb at some level, because(I tried to explain it to every colleague) you spent 80% of your life closed in kitchen, its all you know, its all you talk about, your views about life became really narrow, and, yes, you get a fat check but its not worth it
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>>71095005
Are you actually defending that shitty food?
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>>71095005
Except a pizza will usually hold together pretty well unless overloaded with grease, toppings, and sauce. I've never seen a pizza drip like that before
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>>71095091
>everyone has to like pizza the same way
>even though there are literally hundreds of ways of making a pizza
don't be a faggot, kid
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5mEqOvUNBw

This is Kitchen Nightmares that doesn't hurt your brain... I don't know why'd they'd make it so annoying.
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>>71095119

finish your pint of coke fatty
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>>71095122
You know Americans won't hold intterest without jump cuts, dramatic music and DRAMA
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>>71095049
>>71095090
That and the constant changing music is has to do a number on one's attention span
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>>71094991

Yeah. I also hate how in the american version people are packing up in the restaurant that Ramsay is about to tear down just to say how the food tastes like donkey fuck at the camera and look cool even though they've probably never even been there.
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>>71095005
Maybe if you only buy takeaway shit like Dominos
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>>71095119

>Because he's a retard who thinks italian pizzas are good.

follow your own advice fatty
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>>71095109
>hasn't tasted it
>it's shitty
could you be more pretentious?
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>>71094991
I'm sure the earlier American seasons didn't have constant music. They certainly had the overly dramatic music, but it wasn't running non-stop. Surely I can't have been watching them without noticing?

>>71095165
>tfw Gordon tells a costumer to fuck off because the mean is actually perfect

Man I wish I could remember what episode he did that on.
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>>71095194
>raw dough
>fuck loads of grease
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JUST
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>If our restaurant that has been running for over 30 years somehow doesn't fix itself up by the time Ramsey leaves for season 7 We will lose our home, our son will kill himself or become a junkie, our other son will be known as the goodwill kid at school, and we'll get a divorce
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>>71094437
Would eat and enjoy that pizza I don't know why people think it looks gross
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>>71094437
OP you're a fucking idiot. Watch the video.
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>>71095122

Oh, fuck that nostalgia from that channel 4 reel.
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>>71094991
All of us Americans hate the American version too.

How could anyone like it?
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>>71094437
Looks and taste are too different things.
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>>71095216

the base isnt cooked
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>>71095229

He's just forcing a meme. This is the third time the same thread pops up.

Although I don't mind it that much because that means we get daily Kitchen Nightmares threads.
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>>71094437
I disagree
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>>71094437
There's enough dough there for like three pizzas. I bet that shit is soggy as hell.
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>>71095216

1.he ordered the thin crust and got that
2.It wasn't cooked
3.when he confronted the guy he said it was a thin crust

he face palmed because he was expecting a thin crust
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>>71095233
not all, the general public eat this shit up.
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>>71095277
I disagree
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>>71095296

what are your counter arguments?
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>>71095310
I disagree
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>>71095111
Nope, pizza with true mozzarella di bufala would slide down
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>>71095229
What are you talking about? I have watched the episode and he doesn't like the pizza, but in my opinion it looks good. You are the fucking idiot, idiot.
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>>71095264
I disagree
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Has Gordon ever tried 'go'za?
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>>71094437
No it doesn't. That is way too much dough.
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>>71095338
Raw dough. Soaked in oil. Topping flows off. Its fucking terrible. You have shit taste. I bet you own an iPhone
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>>71094473
This brit version is like a real show.
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>>71095366

especially when you order the thin crust
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>>71095366
I disagree
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>>71094854
>'Za
Kill yourself. Chicago pizza is definitely the best though.
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>>71095412
delicious
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2) also, you get kinda much more money than average blue collar worker but most chefs(not all)
usually spend it on drugs and getting totally pissed after work, sometimes you work with a guy who didnt sleep for 4 days, he works whole fucking day until like 01:00 , then he goes out and drinks, take drugs, and he is back on work in 07:00 in the morning, takes a line of speed or coke.
And rince and repeat for couple of days.
So even if they earn a little more money, shit they have to endure is just not worth it on the long run(if you are not ritch until 40 you will not be able to do the job, your only way is to become chef at that age, and there is more chefs than restaurants, so its kinda fucking Darwinian battlefield).

most of them dont live until 60, but they dont get it, you really dont have 5 lives so you will spend one in someones kitchen, and yes , you have some material shit, but at the end you really dont want it, you just want some free time.
Anyway, most chefs are cunts, not all cunts are chefs, but all chefs are cunts, you cant be chef if you are not a fucking sociopath . If you need proof, check wrinkles on Ramsey's face, he looks like shar pei,its from the nerves.

Now, dont you McDonalds people respond and say its not truth, this is really next level shit, you have to know chemistry , physics, you must be surgeon, butcher,painter, you must know how to bullshit. Anyway, I really dont get why the fuck do those people contest for a job in kitchen.
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>>71095372
It's soaked in oil because americans often use cheap fake cheese, and of course that kind of cheese gets oily once it has been melted, that doesn't happens with patrician cheeses
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I just made a nice goza
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>>71095372
>raw dough
it wasn't. It was very slightly undercooked deep in the center of the outer crust, everything else was browned
>soaked in oil
literally had just as much oil as any other authentic Italian sausage pizza I've eaten
>topping flows off
again, this is normal for many pizzas
>It's terrible
You haven't eaten it
fuck off
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>>71094437
>>71094437
>>71094437
>No one posting the most batshit crazy episode in the history of the show

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uPOGxUtZvk
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>>71095412
disgusting
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>>71095448
You got shit in your eyes or you eat shit at pizzerias
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>>71095359
Can somebody explain to me this 'go'za meme?
I've been seeing it all over cu/ck/
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Would Gordon like my pizza?
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>>71094437
There's way too much dough. Americans don't know how to make a pizza. They think it's a pie
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>>71095452
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>>71095497
Seriously shes got some fucking mental issues
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>>71095445
>American literally use a rubbish bin for their sauces
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>>71095478
>Chicago Pizza
>'go 'za
>goza
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>>71095478
Is there a difference between go za and deep dish pizza?
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>>71095412
I'm getting diarrhea just by looking at all that grease
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>>71095448
I love this meme.
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Would you eat this 'za?
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>>71095495
newsflash brainiac: there are hundreds of ways of making pizza and as someone who has had pizza in Italy many times there are many places in America that are far superior.
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>>71095497
#theraviolisaredelicious
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>>71095555
The only thick pizza on that list literally is the chicago pizza.

What are you trying to prove faggot?
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Place is still open. Kinda surprised tbqh.
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>>71095490
thats charcoal
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>>71095555
>Hawaiian
Easiest way to spot a pleb is to see him order a Hawaii pizza
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>>71095598
Authentic Sicilian pizza has an even thicker crust than Chicago "pizza" you moron
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>>71095555
white pizza GOAT
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>>71095624
Have you ever had Hawaiien? Its one of the most delicous kinds.
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>>71095639
It's awful
Keep pineapple far far away from pizza
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>>71094437
Jesus christ, way too much cheese.
Take a look amerifats, this is what a real pizza looks like.
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This a food thread?
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>>71095630
Thats not true and you know it faggot.

Kill yourself already morbidly obese Murrican Redneck
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>>71095555
New York is master race, and it shows since half of those are just new york slices in different cuts and topping.
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>>71095666
no, you absolute idiot. That is one style of pizza. It's not even one of the best, enjoy your last slice that doesn't even have any cheese but is slathered in watery sauce
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>>71095669
Shame those fries suck asshole.
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>>71095666
What the fuck is that shit? Looks awful.
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>>71095686
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>>71095648
Have you ever tasted it?
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>>71095688
Why don't you just melt a wheel of cheese into a bowl and drink it down, you fat type-II diabetes fuck?
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I'm supposed to be on a cut and now you faggots make want pizza.
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>>71095666

Disgusting. looks like tomato soup on a breadbowl
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>>71095701
Yes, once by accident. Never again.
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>>71095682
I was unimpressed with ny pizza. Shit is mediocre. Costco shits all over it.
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>>71095716
You dieting?
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Would Ramsay enjoy this dish?
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>>71095688
Giordano's is literally objectively the best pizza in the universe.
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>>71095666
Fuck yes this takes me back
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>>71095666
That's the best one imo, also the one with prosciutto di parma.
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>>71095726
to each his own, never had costco but I could go for a slice of ny pizza any time with some mates.
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>>71094622
After going through such pain it'd be a shame if it was one of the majority of restaurants featured on the show that closed.
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>>71095737
Why dont they poor the dorritos first?
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>american """"""cuisine""""""
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>>71095716
>tfw on a cut
>contract respiratory infection
>fever causes metabolism to shoot up
>can eat pizza now
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Best episodes?
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>>71095737
Anyone that says this doesn't look delicious is an absolute liar and a faggot
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Who /baconandeggbrekkypizza/ here?
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>>71095726
NY pizza is complete garbage. Chicago is the best, both deep dish and flat.
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>>71095742
Only for true patricians
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>>71095737

She just keeps dumping shit on it!
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>>71095737
That's some premium 'go 'za right there
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>>71095784
I live in Italy and I would eat Domino's before I ate that lame shit
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>>71095730
Aye, gotta lose this weight or it's going to kill me one day.

Plus I'm going to visit my Mom for the first time in a year soon and I'd like to lose even more weight before then.

>>71095737
Fucking gross.
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r8
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>>71095555

>mac & cheese pizza
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>>71095784

That looks like misshapen ass
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Gordon Ramsay is a fucking hack.

He ain't got shit on based Ja/ck/
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>>71095822
Shit I haven't had one of those rice cookie things in ages. Sick.
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>>71094547
>to much
>to
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>>71095852
>burger pisses itself before it is killed
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>not appreciating quality 'go 'za
pizza is supposed to look like pic
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>>71095819
Dont diet, it doesnt work. It lowers your metabolism, negating losses in the long run.

Instead: Fast. Fasting involves either eating nothing on one day or eating as much as you want. Neither situation lowers your metabolism and is more effective than dieting (eating, but less than normal)

Read www.intensivedietarymanagement.com

Its by Dr. Fung, he specializes in fasting to beat obesity and diabetes and has some terrific readong on the topic.

Fasting is your best bet, dieting on the other hand is a road to ruin.
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>>71095865
JOOCY
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>>71095852
/ck/ has high quality bait, that is fucking disgusting.
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>>71095852
Why did he smash it?

What the fuck.
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>>71095555
>No Canadian
>No Meatlovers
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>>71095555
>Sweeden
>Kebab pizza
>looks like it's covered in cum
Simple pottery.
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>>71095885
>>71095888
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>>71095852
What the fuck is wrong with that burger?
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>>71095852
Lel, more. I need more of this shit.
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>>71095877
Please do not listen to this fucking idiot. Please go to /fit/ and read the sticky if you are interested in beginning your weight loss journey. >le starvation mode stops you from losing weight is the stupid bit of pseudoscience hogswill out there.

Protip: If someone tells you there's one specific trick you need to do that is the only way to get fit, they're retarded or trying to sell you something.
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>>71095881
Wtf is this from? The official ebola youtube channel?
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>>71095881
Fucking gross
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>>71094513
Literally too much dough. That's it.
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>>71095412
dude i love go' za'
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>>71095912
>>71095921


>>71095919
It's based Ja/ck/ from his youtube cooking show
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that 'go 'za indeed looks delish OP
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>>71095881
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>>71095908
>pulled pork
XD
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>>71095814
>i live in Italy
>An italian choosing dominos over a pizza with prosciutto di parma and parmegiano
Unless you are one fatass american, no, you dont live in Italy.
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>>71094437
>It's soaked in oil because americans often use cheap fake cheese,
Uhh.... no. I'm not sure where you got that bad information- unless you're simply talking out of your ass. Even the worst American pizza joints use real cheese; you will have to buy a really cheap frozen pizza like a Totino"s to find fake cheese.
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>>71095908
Shouldn't pulled pork fall apart on it's own?
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>>71095822

I always love it when these pics start to pop up.
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>>71095956
That one's raw
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Has Ramsey ever had a dish that he said wasn't completely terrible in the tasting part?
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>>71095908
Yeah, might want to cook that a bit more
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I need some goza
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>>71095941
Did he delete the weird fucked up casserole he made? I can't find the video
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>>71095970
there was a restaurant that had delicious food forgot which episode it was though
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>>71095970
only the UK version and the pastry stuff he ate at Amy's
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>>71095941
Is there like a compilation or essential jack core videos floating around? I don't want to waste my time watching the ones he doesn't fuck up.
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>>71095993
momma's soul food
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>>71095497
Meow meow meow
(men in white coats approach quietly)
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>>71095956

no you got to pull it

its why its called pulled pork
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>>71095915
Lol what? I have an advanced medicine degree and you instead refer him to broscience central?

Fasting, when done properly with a proper schedule leads to massive fat loss while maintaining muscle mass. Dieting leads to lowered metabolism.

Most of the site is based on hardscience and clinical results from the guys own practice. In fact fitness trainers are now recommending intermittent fasting over regular tight diet control when their clients want to gain weight rapidly.

Why the fuck do you think Hugh Jackman doesnt eat 16 hours a day then crams 6000 calories a day in 8 hours?

Fucking dipshit, muh gainz, mirrin, goalposts retard
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>>71095100
tl:dr

Nice dubs tho
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>>71095970
He liked the desserts from Amy's Baking Company quite a bit
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>>71096022
That doesn't look like pulling but tearing meat apart.
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>>71096024
Please go away, idiot.
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>>71095941
Why was the chicken total salmonella mode?
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>>71094437
because it's trash like most things created by burgershits. ramsey is european, so he has taste. pizza is italian anyway and good pizza can only be found in italy.
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>>71096047
Is that your only response? You know you're wrong while you're currently googling if Hugh Jackman really does fasting.
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>>71096042

the meat is not cooked in that joke video

but those claw things are easier to pull it apart than a fork
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>>71096024
This. Avoid /fit/ at all costs. I don't know all the facts behind fasting, but from my own experience my most effective weight loss routine ever has involved intermittent fasting.
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>>71096024
>Fasting, when done properly with a proper schedule leads to massive fat loss while maintaining muscle mass. Dieting leads to lowered metabolism.
There is no credible scientific evidence that links intermittent fasting to improved fat mass loss over conventional calorie restriction.
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>>71096059
The guy who made the pizza is Italian from Italy.
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>>71095490
It's aesthetically pleasing to look at if you stop trying to visualize it as food and just as an object. Dip it in resin and keep it as an ornament.
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>>71095995
What the fuck was that? Looked like he made a batch of grout with peppers in it.
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>>71096096
Wtf are you talking about?

That is some fucking broscience you posted.

You sound like a global warming denier not realizing there is a wealth of evidence out there.

Please fuck off to /fit and keep shoving creatine supplements up your ass.
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>>71096096
>>71096095
>>71096081
IF provides no real benefit other than hunger management. It's just as a meme diet as keto or whatever
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>>71095544
Egg yes
Bacon yes
Mushroom yes
Baked beans no
Sausages no

Where is the non-sauce tomato component?
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>>71096134
Great comeback. Please provide hard evidence besides showing us the cum in your mouth from blowing wolverine.

Protip, you can't.
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>>71096102
sure thing, i bet he is "european" like most ameri-"europeans", aka he has one great grandfather who moved from some slum to usa 120 years ago.
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>>71096139
the point is, just like keto, it works. For thousands of people. Get over it, not everyone has to lose weight the same exact way you dolt.
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>>71096174
He literally was born in and grew up in Italy, idiot
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>>71096134
Then provide evidence in the form of scientific research that intermittent fasting is superior to traditional caloric restriction for weight loss over time. That's your claim, now back it up.

Or don't, I don't care, you haven't fooled me for even a second into thinking you have any idea what you're talking about, considering the way 90% of your posts are random 4chan teenager insults and shrieking.
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>>71095737
i dont understand
is she pouring soup on the doritos?
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>>71096139
You're joking. That is utter nonense. In the fasted state your growth hormone levels are litterally 20x greater than when fed. Insuline sensitivity when training goes up 50% instead of 7%, meaning your muscles will consume nutrients more agressively.
Your body activates fat breakdown while learning to reduce muscle breakdown.
Animals that fast have more neurons in the brain and are resistant to diseases such as alzheimers.

You dont fucking know shit, go back to /fit
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>>71096174
The video is in the thread. Watch it. He's literally from Italy.

>>71096175
It works because it's just a deficit diet, like all the other ones. So yeah, everyone pretty much has to lose weight the same way, by not eating like a fatass.
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I always bring this classic with me to the movies
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>>71096161
has this man ever made a palatable thing in his life
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>>71095814
Does anyone worthwhile live in Italy anymore? I was under the impression everyone of merit bailed by the mid 20th Century and the only people left are mobsters, tourists and the plebs
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>>71096172
Dont believe me. Kill yourself already. If you're too lazy to search pubmed for fasting and read the top 3 results you're too stupid to achieve anythiing of value in your life.

Keep mirrin for them gaaaiiiinzzz brah. One meal every 2 hours or else you break down muscles amirite?
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>>71096079
What is it?
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>>71095490
BLACKED
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>>71096251
a fly
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>>71096065
i just threw up
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>>71096175
>the point is, just like keto, it works

What works is caloric restriction. Because, you know, the laws of thermodynamics. Whether that caloric restriction comes in the form of careful meal timing or restriction to specific diets has little significance. Keto may have some benefits for causing the body to prefer lipid oxidation over FFM but it has its share of downsides, and it isn't a magic bullet that takes the place of actually monitoring your energy intake.
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>>71096220
then don't call it a meme diet. If it works and helps people lose weight it's an effective tool, not a meme. Get over yourself.
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>>71096256
How can white pizzas even compete?
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>>71096199
Calculating 90% out of 4 posts. Genius move brah. Why should I bother searching for all the scientific articles when you're too lazy to google it yourself.

What if it is true? Eh faggot? Still cant be bothered to look it up? If you wanna waste your life on mediocre diets go fuck yourself. Hollywood must be retarded since they're all on intermittent fasting for muscle gains and 1 digit fat percentages.
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>>71096245
Still waiting on that evidence. I don't believe you.
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>>71096263
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>>71096276
How autistic are you?

>Get over yourself
Lol, are you serious?
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>>71096291
You could have found it in the meantime and decided for yourself. Instead you refuse to do so and waste your life because you're a lazy shit.
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>>71096290
Don't flail too hard
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>>71095881
>google cooking with jack raw chicken
>first result is a reddit post and circle jerk defending this shit

I ain't even surprised.
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>>71095414
welcome to 4chan
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>Americans
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>comfy pizza thread
>/fit/ shows up and ruins it with their broscience
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>>71096276
A meme diet by any other name is still a meme diet.
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>>71096324
Lol, where do you think YOU are. Kill yourself already.
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>people actually like thick crust pizzas
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>>71095624
Ham and pineapple with pepperoni is patrician as fuck tho

>stay mad hippie
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>>71096374
Keep waiting faggot like anything else in your life
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>>71096370
Nah nigga, some retard with memescience came in and fucked it up. /fit/ is just trying to keep the bullshit out.
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>>71096370
>muh fasting

Fuck off Ghani you flip flop wearing cunt.
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>>71094991
I watch both versions. I can ignore the melodrama and shitty music. It's worth it, just to see Gordon scream hilarious obscenities into peoples faces. The best thing I've ever seen was the 2 part episode of his newer show "Hotel Hell." The owner admitted to shitting on the floor and living in her office. Her friend coverd up cracks in the wall with business cards she painted over. It was unreal.
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>>71096364
>How do you want your Chili Dog senpai
>Just cheese my shit up
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>>71095776
Wow that actually looks pretty good
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>>71095414
if I wanted tomato soup in a bread bowl, I'd order that
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>>71096392
Breh, I'm laughing my ass off. You're fucking hilarious.
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>>71096422
Look at the ones without cheese, it just looks like some one shat into a hotdog bun and sold it to fat fucks with no sense of taste left.
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>>71096413
Read the articles on this site yourself

https://intensivedietarymanagement.com/

They're science backed by an expert in the field. If that is not evidence go and fuck yourself.
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>>71096437
https://intensivedietarymanagement.com/fasting-and-exercise-fasting-23/

You look stupid.
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>>71095737
>american """"""""cuisine""""""""
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>>71095603
guy was probably just an mobster and they clean money thru that resataurant.
I worked in 2 high end restaurants where real owner had 50 other "jobs",
they didnt care if it works with + or -, all they need were bills.
Its kinda abstract to work in a place like that, really high end chef who orders some such expensive ingridients that are thrown day after if not sold,
I meen, people who work there dont know that they wash money so restaurant works, but prices, staff,ingridients, everything is fucked up .
As long as they get huge bills they can show to my country's version of IRS, they are satisfied.
At least I ate so much expensive shit, its unbeliveable, I trained on 300€/kg fish :) like they are sardines..

OH, and, there is literally glassy (i dont know the word) space in toiled for lines, you could literally enter,take an credit card, swipe it and have an nice , free,fat line of coke...

Also, suposedly ,3 young waitresses were actually prostitutes(they didnt work, they had nice, sexy uniform, they would take a bottle of wine or some plate here and there but usually they had their separe and they sat there)..
It was really crazy.
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>>71096413
this pretty much, to the anon that wants to lose weight, you'll find the answer is pretty much common sense in the form of "you have to watch what you eat and it helps to get up out of your chair more often [and here's how to do it sensibly, t. /fit/]". The answer is rarely following one specific memediet that promises to take the responsibility of maintaining hard work and discipline off your shoulders.
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