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>Your trial by combat is about to begin!
>The enemy champion is The Mountain
>Your champion is the main character of the last movie you watched
Are you fucked?
![3571227-8038392497-gumme[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/cigBsQR.jpg "3571227-8038392497-gumme[1].jpg")
I like my chances
>>71086270
The mountain can go fuck himself.
>>71086270
the Lou Ferrigno Hercules.
your mountain has just crumbled, fagaloon.
>>71086270
what is he eatin?!
why does he need to be that big for?
whats he doin?!
Neo, if the trial isn't in the Matrix i'm fucked.
>>71086270
Frodo. I'm fucked.
>>71086487
Frodo is the main character you fucking cuck.
Honestly the mountain could probably beat him
>>71086270
Magic Beats Melee
>Clive Owen in Shoot 'em Up
Yeah, I'm probably good since he's basically indestructible
the trial shall be truly judged
>>71086530
He's literally the worst marvel hero. He's just a kind of strong guy with a shield.
![barry-1456950512-726x388[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0rtMtvD.jpg "barry-1456950512-726x388[1].jpg")
Duel? I like my chances
>>71086487
Aragorn has more plot armour than all GoT characters combined
>>71086532
Plot twist: Clegane has Mask of the Father and can quick roll through all your spells to stun lock you with his zwei
Bane?
>>71086487
I'd have to go with Aragorn.
He's only slightly shorter than the Mountain and he can slaughter orcs and other bullshit by the dozens while carrying a conversation
>>71086270
keanu reeves in 47 ronin (god that was a bad movie)
No, I think I'll be fine with a half-demon samurai with a special demon sword that can turn into floating fabric fighting the mountain.
Ah, another Game of Shit thread.
That makes 18 hidden, now.
>>71086270
Do not call me junior.
>mountain goes into ocean
>sinks
>>71086270
The Mountain had better have knowledge of the Weirding Way or he's screwed.
Can't tell if I'm fucked
>>71086270
>mfw pic related
Not even a fair fight.
![The-Conjuring-2_Wilson_Farmiga[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/YprvGCH.jpg "The-Conjuring-2_Wilson_Farmiga[1].jpg")
>>71086270
Ed or Lorraine Warren from the Conjuring 2.
I'm so fucked.
The four horsemen of Now You see me 2.
I hope he slaughters them all after I saw that shitty movie.
he's my oberyn martell. do i stand a chance you guys?
>>71086632
i see you post in every thread, and I'd just like to tell you that I love you bro
![crank2_chevy_chelios-003[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/1GyhpuW.jpg "crank2_chevy_chelios-003[1].jpg")
The Mountain stole your heart Chev, he's right there go get it.
>sit back as the entire city of Kingslanding breaks out into bloodshed
does he get a gun?
>>71086270
With the EVA, or as is?
>>71086270
>Last movie
Like, last new movie I saw or just last movie I saw generally speaking?
>>71086767
nope
>>71086270
I'm assuming he's the main character.
>>71086659
I don't think the mountain would have a chance against a guy who's very name is a killing word... I think you're more than safe.
oy vey
Maximus Decimus Meridius
>>71086784
The film you most recently watched. Release date doesn't matter.
Kirsten Dunst in Melancholia
Maybe she can make a magic teepee to protect herself?
>>71086601
based barry
RIP mountain
>>71086848
Ok then Fuck the Mountain I gots Wolverine.
>>71086659
huh
I don't know how I didn't realize before, but that's skye's dad on shield.
I knew he had done a bunch of stuff, but I didn't realize he was from one of the first sci fi movies i ever watched.
I feel safe.
well im definitely fucked, but it would be a funny combat to watch
>>71086270
As long as there's a big hook around...
just kill me already
>>71086444
Same.
Terminator 2
The guy could take a beating, so he might last longer than good old Oby
>>71086270
dece, would be a good fight anyway
psh.... notin personnel.. kid.....
>>71086735
That would actually be a good fight
>>71086487
>7' tall 60yr old battle hardened warrior with the blood of demigods flowing through his veins vs some fat fuck
hmm
>>71086270
Theodore from 'Her'. I'm fucked.
>>71086270
>Broken Arrow
Hey, I'm cool with this. Surely boxing skills will serve well against a big fucking sword.
>>71087001
You would still die. Just from collateral damage caused by man of murder instead
The mountain is fucking dead
RIP Mountain
>>71087041
Until they chop Christians hands off
>>71086843
he will close his eyes waiting for death, but YHWH will give the mountain a heart attack, just to show him how fragile his fears are
>>71086270
>The Aint Rights
I'm fucked :(
>>71086663
CRASHING THIS PLANE
Anduin Lothar from the Warcraft movie
The Mountain gets shit on.
>>71086270
Moses in Prince of Egypt
>are you fucked?
I don't quite know....
I'm fucked.
>>71087166
gonna go with no
God watches out for Moses a lot.
I'll be alright
>>71087081
>Do ya like dags?
>Are you fucked?
depends. sw writers or got writers?
>>71086700
>expecting anything less after the absolute shitfest that was now you see me 1
>>71086270
no problem here
It was nice knowing you, Mr. Mountain. All three of you.Joffrey's head was transplanted onto the Mountain's body by Qyburn
>>71087281
There is no difference
>Based Lothar is my champion
Robert Strong? More like Robert WRONG
>>71087281
it doesn't matter anymore D&D are fully feminist now and would make her kill the mountain even though he's on their fucking show
>pregnant Ellen page in Juno
Ahahaha
I hope the sweet cunny was the main character so i could watch her get fucked by mountain
>>71087329
>>71087359
in that case, sucks for got, but good for me
>>71086270
>Snake Plisskin
Round one: Snake lights him up with his MAC-10
I don't even know..
>>71086270
>Bjornsson used to be skinny as fuck
How inspiring.
>Tom Conti in Merry Christmas Mr Lawrence
>>71087492
he is 9 in the photo though
![Harry-requiem-for-a-dream-73730_373_201[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/TpplBov.jpg "Harry-requiem-for-a-dream-73730_373_201[1].jpg")
>>71086270
This is gonna be pretty one-sided
>>71086270
>Captain Picard
Set phaser to max. No more Mountain.
>>71087491
>filename
nice
>>71086574
He throws motorcycles at people and face plants the ocean. Honestly he'd probably be fine against the Mountain. He can run as fast as a car on the freeway. He pulls a helicopter out of the air.
>>71087387
I would die just to see that
>>71087492
>that
>skinny
I hope your memeing brah
>>71086270
I'm fine unless he can't bring his glock
>>71086444
This.
NOOOO!!! Hes going to make her Elia Martell 2.0
>>71087314
Really?
>>71086444
Same. Also, nice trips
i think Ringo might just shoot him.
Your Mountain is fucked.
ill be ok
>stops a greatsword with a look
>tv show
Cullen Bohannon
>movie
Pulp Fiction. Who would be the character?
He is so dead.
>>71086444
If any human could kill an orc, it is the 8 foot tall Mountain that Rides.
If it's hand-to-hand I think we'll have a shot.
>can't remember the last movie I saw for the life of me
>the Wahlburgers was part of the DirectTV Free Preview on the plane today
I choose you marky mark
For once I'd actually survive
>Would love to see this fight
>>71086270
Completely.
>>71086691
yup, same
>>71086270
Shit.
>>71086837
Batman is the main character but theres no one that he wouldn't rip up
>>71086837
Not even close, you'd be stuck with Batfleck, who would probably still win with the IronBat suit
>Just hope Mountain doesn't know his mother's name
>>71086916
>skye
Its daisy now.
>>71088431
>MOUNTAIN FUCKING SHITS
>breaks a board on his thigh
>IT AIN'T ME
>exits stage left
>I NEVER LIE
>shoots the mountain and walks out in a tracksuit
>>71088216
He would need the help of his fat bad actor son to magnum hard enough to stop the mountain.
Max from fury road. If he has a gun im fine if not im fucked
>>71086649
Same. Just saw this movie.
>>71086503
Im just imagining Karl boring the mountain to death
>>71086530
lol no he would shitstomp the Mountain.
>>71086444
Hey hey hey, he is not his son. He would not cheat in honorable combat, and the mountain totally would.
No way he would win in an unfair fight. Too much muh honor.
>>71086530
Not even close
>best reflexes of any human
>kept a helicopter from taking off
>survived fall fromm helicarriee
>ungodly amount of combat experience with just fist and shield
It wouldn't even be a match
>>71088644
>implying the mountain would not just stab him through his giant face armor hole
You literally see the mountain doing just that to a knights helmet earlier in the series, and it was a hell of a lot smaller opening than the stupidly designed batsuit.
Supes was a fucking tard in the movie.
>>71087232
IP MAN DEFEATS IMPERIALISTS PIG DOG FROM KINGS LANDING
>>71087232
He almost lost to the boxer.
I'd say it's they're even.
I
AM A MAN
OF CONSTANT SOOOOOROW
Easy.
>>71086444
Don't talk to me or my wife's green son ever again.
>>71088711
The main hero was Furiosa not Max. She would win with the Mountain easily with the power of feminism
>>71086270
gg Gregor
Imma guess the mountain is pretty fucked
>>71086952
LMAO that movie sucked shit
Bitch went down with a kick delivered by a teenager.
I'm fucked
>The Mountain
vs.
>The Battlestar Galactica
Ez game.
>>71086530
Captain America stopped a helicopter from taking off and beat up Iron Man. The Mountain is fucked.
>Sherlock Holmes (2009)
I think he can take him as long as he has that cattle prod thing he used to fight the giant frenchman.
>>71088547
Some would argue that she could win.
>>71086373
You. I like you.
>>71088952
>ive never seen any of the other Mad Max movies!
I just saw Midnight Special
The kid would fuck the Mountain's shit up with his laser alternate dimension eyes
>>71086444
Same jajajaja
>>71086270
>100+ replies
>not one comment on the filename
It's a "landscape" picture of "The Mountain".
Boy has OP thrown you newfags for a loop!
>>71086270
Durotan/Lothar
I think i'll be just fine either way.
>>71086270
i rewatched a scanner darkly recently . bob arctor has a gun. trials by combat doesnt seem to have a standard duel sort of set up in game of thrones. spear vs broad sword...anyways gun beats sword
Been pushing too many pencils?
>>71088160
That's one trial by combat I look forward to watching.
I just watched this three days ago ... how screwed am I?
Depends. Is Clegane wearing shin-guards?
>>71086952
Same. We are fucked braddah.
the pebble will willingly submit
>>71086270
>Gods Of Egypt
Not sure which of these two would technically be the protagonist.
Osiris would kick his shit in, the Prince of Persia fuccboi might barely be able to pull it off if he moved around a lot like Oberyn but didn't go full retard at the end like Oberyn.
i'm fine
>>71088820
The mountain would try, Batmans fucked up way stronger, faster and better guys with swords easy. The suit has a built in mouth guard but even without it The Mountain wouldn't last long.
Since the mountain's a rapist Bronson probably has it.
Odd Thomas. I'm fucked
>>71089478
>suit has a built in mouthguard
I do not think that is true at all, it was never deployed in the movie.
>Aladdin
Does he have the genie backing him up or not in this scenario
I feel like that's going to matter
>>71089491
Yea I stretched that one quite a bit, he does have one in the comics but I guess that doesnt count.
Last movie I watched was Pirates of the Carribbean, Curse of the Black Pearl. I'll bet Jack Sparrow could find a way to outwit The Mountain!!
Anduin Lothar from Warcraft, the guy who specialised in killing orcish looking creatures. Yeah, I think I'm good.
>>71086270
Try to slay him you human cuck!
>>71089590
If you can have the people at their strongest, then jack sparrow would be literally unkillable.
>cool runnings
Oh no
>>71088464
WHY SHOULD I FEAR SUCH A TINY MAN
*SNIKT* ...i'll give you six bub....
y'see these bones...... unbreakable
..your's...? ....bet not.....
>>71086270
Hope ur redy
Lethal Weapon 2.
I don't know anything about this Mountain guy, but he could probably beat up Riggs hand-to-hand. If he gets a sword, Riggs gets a gun, and Riggs wins.
>>71089906
>T-rex
>main character
Are you retarded
>>71089958
>not main character
Are you level 3 on the autism spectrum?
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I'm safe
I honestly don't know
>>71089917
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOkRuuejR9s
nothing about this fight would be fair.
>>71086934
Crime is a disease. Meet the cure.
mountain would probably fuck up the shrine of the silver monkey.
Jason Bourne. Would be weird.
lol nothing can stop plot armor
>>71086503
The Actor? he's a strongman competitor.
Fun fact, he's 26 in that picture.
>>71086530
He would just shoot the Mountain. Fight over.
>>71086270
Speed Racer. Mountain's fucked, too slow :^)
>>71089992
>drebin steps over rake on ground and trips
>rake hits the mountain on the face
"Woopsie, daisy."
>Drebin dusts himself off as the mountain approaches for a swipe of his sword
>Drebin bends down to dust his legs
>The mountain misses and loses his footing
>Drebin stands up again and checks his watch
>Drebin turns around to see the angry mountain
>Drebin makes an o shit face
"Now that's a big fella. Have you seen this man's sister?"
>The mountain rages and lunges toward Drebin
>Drebin sees a wine and cheese display for the nobles
"Ah!"
>Drebin walks away, parlays the mountain who falls to the ground
"The best cheese of Westeros. The wine ain't so great though."
>An imp laughs
>The mountain stands, gains his footing and charges the table
>Nobles flee
>Drebin turns around
"Ally oop!"
>Drebin ducks to dodge and trips the mountain
>The mountain falls upon the table and is stabbed by a cheese knife, severing his carotid artery
>Drebin stands again, eating a last piece of cheese
>The mountain stands behind him
"Enough with these peasantries, I have a crime to solve."
>The mountain falls on the ground after bleeding out
>Drebin walks away as the crowd cheers
>>71087387
>YOU RAPED HER
>YOU MURDERED HER
>YOU KILLED HER CHILDREN
>>71089043
The slow motion segment before the fight would have to be like ten minutes long.
>>71089590
That would actually be a really pathetic fight on the Mountain's part. Like Oberyn, Sparrow tricks the Mountain into coming at him uncontrollably, only Sparrow tricks him into running right off a cliff or the deck of a ship or something retarded.
>>71086270
>Jason Bourne
I think I'll be just fine.
>Sixto RodrÃguez
Oh, well, fuck.
What would the Mountain do to her?
Maybe they develop a Big daddy - little sister protective relationship?
Maybe I'm safe
>>71086270
Last movie I watched was Iron Man.
Gregor Clegane is fucked. And there will be another Stark in Winterfell.
>>71086270
Superman II. That's gonna be a short fight.
![2001-A-Space-Odyssey-screenshot-1920x1080-1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/HEfxWiq.jpg "2001-A-Space-Odyssey-screenshot-1920x1080-1[1].jpg")
I think I got this one
>>71090512
"My cousin Arya says you're on her list, big guy. Whadjya do, smash her tea set? Steal her barbies? God, you are a big ugly lug, aren't you."
I started to watch apocalypse now the other night but fell asleep. If Sheen gets a gun he is OK. If he just has the machete he killed Kurtz with I'm fucked.
>>71090512
>>71086270
>>71086444
Sorry, Gregor.
Also, dem trips.
>>71088850
Ip Man in 1 is un-fucking-stoppable
then he gets progressively nerfed to create conflict for the movies
>>71086680
Bonesaw is ready.
>>71086270
I've got a shot.
>>71086270
"Don't move...His visions based on movement."
Kinda fucked?
>>71089479
Bronson would beat just about anybody that doesn't have mystical powers of some kind.
>>71090694
They would be smashed but at least it would be funny.
>>71090505
Rape her, murder her, kill her children...
I think I'm fucked
>>71090862
Darkman? What are you watching? Sci-fi channel early 2000s?
I believe
>>71090242
I want to see this
>jason bourne with a rolled up magazine
mountain stands no chance
RIP mountain
>>71089958
who is it then you dumb fuckwad?
>>71091128
The guy who was taking a shit when T-Rex ate him
>>71090505
she'd keep misplacing his damned kids until he freaks out and impales himself
Dracula fromDracula Untold
As long as there's some shade I'm gonna be fine. Otherwhise not.
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>>71086270
>Tom Hanks in Bachelor Party
ALLIGATOR!
...excuse me...
ZERO!
ZERO!
The mountain has ZERO chance against Mark Baum!
I guess I live to fight another day.
>>71086270
Well shit
>>71091866
The rat can posion his meal
>>71086270
Dr. Faust verses the Mountain
maybe if Mephistopheles could help?
>>71086270
>Finding Dory
FUCK
>>71091866
Did you see what happened to the health inspector?
>>71090202
>implying Cap uses guns
Superman.
I think I'll be fine.
I... I can't remember the last movie I watched. It's been months since I've seen a film.
>>71086270
bye bye mister mountain
>>71086530
All you'd actually need from Cap is his shield to beat the Mountain.
>>71087081
But Jason Statham is the main character, not Brad Pitt.
>>71086270
Wolverine. I'm looking pretty easy.
>mfw I watched that Mt. Everest movie
>mfw my dude straight up died on a mountain
like pottery
>>71092054
Except the Mountain wears armor and has a big fucking sword. He could probably tank the bullets.
![Lady_in_the_Van_web_2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ExJ1mQG.jpg "Lady_in_the_Van_web_2[1].jpg")
>I hope he likes the smell of Feces!
>>71086373
first post best post
>>71092243
>armor stopping bullets
maximum kek
you realize people stopped wearing armor on battlefields precisely because they didn't do shit to stop bullets, right?
>jack black from tenacious d
well he did beat the devil in a rock off, i think he has a shot
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>>71092173
>>71086819
holy fuck someone else saw down periscope?
you're actually my fucking nigger that's the best movie ever made
>>71086444
Man, the average human would fucking get smeared by the average orc, but the guy that plays the Mountain is literally like what... #2 or 3 strongest man on earth? Have you seen him next to a regular person?
>>71087066
Dubs for master breen.
Which one did you watch though?
If he's Aaron Brand super agent he might have a shot and obviously space jesus would just blink the mountain out of existence but Dylan from fateful findings would die horribly.
>>71092312
This. I haven't seen or played Warcraft so I'm not sure how big the orcs are, but Hafthor is fucking huge.
>>71088547
Oh, he'd fuck that bunny alright!
>13 assasins
Ill be fine as long as I can pick the elite ronin dude or the weird forest hermit/spirit/god or whatever
>>71090700
Cum on my face brother
>>71092351
Orcs and humans are pretty equivalent in the game, but in the movie they're gigantic. As big as the Mountain is, you could still fit him inside an orc with room to spare.
>>71086270
>Your trial by combat is about to begin!
>Who you gonna call?
>>71086270
Last movie I watches was Redcliff
That movie has like 4 main characters, idk
>>71086649
kek
should've posted baby dory.
>>71092351
How can a human being be so big?
>>71092615
that wizard guy who controlled the wind
Yep. im fucked
>>71086270
I just watched Man of Steel lmao
>>71092712
hgh
If he can use his gun, then yes
NO PRISONERS !!!
>>71086270
Zang
This guy.
>>71092718
>implying he wouldn't win the dance-off
I think I have a chance, depending on whether or not the Mountain wears a helmet.
Sanjuro was accurate enough with a throwing knife to hit someone in the hand at a pretty sizeable range, I think he could hit the Mountain in the head with one if he wanted to.
>>71092312
Strongest of competitive strongmen =/= strongest person alive. He's just the strongest hoe over there.
