Is there a reason he couldn't just look like The Rock?
Why do Polynesian "demigods" look so fucking fat?
>>71074075
The rock trademarked his look. This was the next best thing.
>>71074075
Because Polynesians are fat. Being big is valued in their culture.
>>71074075
>Is there a reason he couldn't just look like The Rock?
Last time they tried that we got scorpion king
>>71074075
hes a big guy
Life is incredibly easy on those islands
everyone is fat.
Does this island nigga even have knees?
>>71074075
>that face
At least they nailed the ugly Polynesian look
>>71074384
>>71074529
Doesn't need them, he's a shapeshifter.
i always assumed they were fat because of the introduction of white man food. same way aussie abbos all have terrible teeth and diabetes
>>71074075
Why not post the original tattoo version
