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>be art film lover
>hate Hollywood
>still love the shit out of this episode
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>the burned crucified people were literally nobody
B R A V O
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>hairy arm

Can we all agree that this was the most disgusting moment of the episode?
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OLD THREAD:

>>71045998
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STOP BEING MEAN TO WUN WUN!
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battle of the bastards was so much more violent than saving private ryan, truly groundbreaking
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How did Arya kill the water that kills people (that aren't no one), when she is not no one?
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Thoughts?
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>>71047349
What was that? Like a 150 yard shot? With pin point accuracy, right in the fucking heart? Against a thin, moving target? And using a regular straight-limbed bow?

Not even an Olympic archer using a top tier recurve/compound could have hit such a shot with such ease.
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>>71047446
So is he actually dead?
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how could jon tell who was from his army and who was not? the all looked the same
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First for Kinvara, High Priestess of the Red Temple of Volantis, the Flame of Truth, the Light of Wisdom, and First Servant of the Lord of Light. For the thread is dank and full of memes.
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>>71047480

>muh saving private ryan
>omg soooo realistick soooo violent and brutall XD

edgy
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let's just stand in a clump and let bolton men circle us despite us not being preoccupied with anything
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Why don't they just resurrect Rickon?
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>Battle of the Bastards is literally the highest rated episode of television on imdb right now

Over 16,000 votes cast and it's rated a perfect 10/10

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt4283088/?ref_=ttep_ep9

Where were you when you watched television history being made?
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>>71047522
DELETE THIS
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>the centre piece of the entire season
>supposed to be the most epic battle ever
>everything is at stake
>open the battle by having the main character stand like a retard in the middle of two cavalary charges and survive without a scratch

These people just cannot write good television. There is no drama in the air once you've watched the main character survive the impossible in the opening SECONDS of the battle.
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>>71047517
what does edgy even mean anymore?
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>>71047491
Accurate

Not that any of that made a difference:

>>71047525
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>>71047480
Not sure if more violent = groundbreaking
Try comparing to medieval battle films. Braveheart was called groundbreaking violence in its day.
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>>71047446
We were told the flayed burning corpses would be characters that were recognisable to us.

Why did they lie?
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>>71047491
It's not supposed to be good film making. It's just a fucking fantasy flick tv-show, and the battle scene and dragon CGI were still one of the best and realistic ever made.
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>>71047471
fucking disgusting that is only exclusively for men
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>>71047522
Because he's a pointless and expendable character and nobody really cares that he's dead
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>>71047522
Why bother?
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>>71047480
FILM AND TV STATUS

[ ] NOT TRANSCENDED
[x] TRANSCENDED
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>yfw the Night King will fucking slaughter Jon's army defending the wall because he's a fucking shit tactician

Thorne was right.
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http://www.strawpoll.me/10533709

http://www.strawpoll.me/10533709

http://www.strawpoll.me/10533709
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>>71047537
Literally arrows falling everywhere.
>lol jon's okay tho :^)))))))))))

Bravo D&D.
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>>71047500
Not until I see a body.
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> Post yfw you realise Sansa didn't want CIA to arrive in time to face Rickon, because she's already decided in her head that Rickon's dead, and if he doesn't die he has a stronger claim to Winterfell, because he has a PENIS
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>>71047518
This pissed me off so much. Because they can't simply not fuck something up, as if Mereen wasn't enough of cringefest already. The battle was still great though.
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>>71047537
I did enjoy how Jon spent a portion of the fight getting trampled upon
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A Z O R

J O N

C O N F I R M E D
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>>71047522
Resurrection powers only work on characters that die off screen
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HEY JON THE MAN WHO GAVE ME TO RAMSEY TO BE RAPED POTENTIALLY HAS AN ARMY ON THE WAY?

YOU WANT TO HOLD OF NOW FOR THIS POTENTIAL ARMY?
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Reminder https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shaggy_dog_story

GRRM is wasted on mongs like you.
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>"Valyrian" steel
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>>71047500
NO
QYBURN WILL REVIVE HIS HEAD ON THE BODY OF SHAGGYDOG
SO HE WILL BE A DIREWOLF WITH A HUMAN HEAD
NAME WILL BE RAMMYDOG
GET HYPE
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>>71047522
They pelted him with a few more arrows, doubly killing him.
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>>71047537
War is luck
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>sacrificing your cavalry in a battle instead of your infantry
>had 5K men alone last season
>had 6K men with the Karstarks and Umbers this season

So Stannis must have fucked him up bad before he went down, and he's a retarded battle commander that could have been killed by any Northern relief force with cavalry by the end of the battle

That's why you sacrifice infantry instead of cavalry, to give yourself options later in a battle if you need it, which he didn't have once the Vale arrived with heavy cav
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>>71047501
Jesus...
This is the first time I actually cringe hard instead of just laughing at Reddit faggotry.
I enjoyed the visuals in the Winterfell battle and I think Jon's part was great, but these people are parodying exaggeration.
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so who is the sand sneks of this season? daenarys and her cronies, or the hound and his cronies?
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>>71047606
kek'd
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>Sansa: You could ask for my advice sometime hurr durr
>Literally never tells Jon that she has an army of 5000 horse riders on the way that would btfo Ramsay's entire force and wouldn't require all of the Wildlings and Stark loyalists risking their lives in battle

WHY WHY WHY

This show is so poorly written it's almost satire
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>>71047585
That would have been too interesting for this show.
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>>71047571
Was that ever in doubt?
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The /Highgarden/ trials next week

Get hype
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>>71047606
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>>71047606

>repost straight from le reddit
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>>71047491
Is there anything sadder than screenshotting your own post and then sharing it in new threads?
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are Cersei and Meera the last tolerable female characters in the show ? considering smirkfu dies next week
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>>71047606
you don't shit about swords
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I don't think this semen slurping show is for me guys
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>>71047480
>>71047517
Buzzworded :DDD
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>>71047606
kek
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>>71047501
>>71047501
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>>71047588
reminded me of this which is literally the most ridiculous battle scene i've ever seen
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>>71047500
Who is that?
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Normies reaction when!!?
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>>71047606
one hundred millions dollars
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>>71047639
> tfw we missed out on seeing her naked
fucking tommen
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>>71047606
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Reminder that this is how a beaten victim should look like
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>>71047659
fuck off then
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>>71047610
>not rickydog
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>>71047621

real life is not total war nobody is gonna save up troops because some magical reinforcement might show up
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>Jon hanging out in the middle of the calvary and then emergiong perfectly fine

Imagine if the Blackwater episode started with Stannis swimming out to Tyrion's ship full of wildfire, attempt to steer it clear, enduring the explosion on the ship before emerging on the beach and fight his way into King's Landing

More or less the same concept
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What does Daenerys hold onto when riding Drogon?

At least the other riders were smart enough to stick saddles on.
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>>71047599
>wait for CIA
>bolton scouts see that they don't have numbers advantage anymore
>stay in winterfell as if they were actually not retarded
>win
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>>71047621
>Send cavalry as the first to charge them
>Not Infantry
>Not charging them from the flanks once they are occupied in battle
Episode should have been renamed Battle of the Retards, it's like they forgot what Tormund was afraid of just moments ago.
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>>71047606

Swords aren't completely unmovable blades you massive retard, otherwise they would either break like ice or be incredibly fucking heavy.
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>>71047446

Just finished watching it 30 seconds ago.

Amazed at this episode.

Best in the history of the show.
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>>71047606
just like my katana
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>>71047639
Hoegardens tongue is yellow as fuck. Whats she been eating?
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>>71047606
upvote for you sir xD
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>>71047656
what did he mean by this?
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>that long take in the battle
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>>71047628
daenerys
hound has based thoros and beric

daenerys is absolutely fucking unbearable
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>>71047639

>/highgarden/

you mean king's landing
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>>71047606
I'm a jonfag and this is hilarious.
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>>71047680
She gets her tits out in like the second scene she's ever in
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>>71047684
Make-up is expensive. Ketchup is cheap.
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>>71047606
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>>71047698
He wouldn't see them since they can teleport
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>>71047491
Most of these point are acceptable but you have to remember this is TV show. If you want writing that makes sense, read the books. If you wanna see cool battles and shit then the show's for you
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>>71047725
yeah but I wanted to see her down below lady parts
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>>71047697
She's got some big arms on her and a grip like Tarzan.
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reminder that without burning shireen and delaying winter, jon snow wouldn't have even got to winterfell
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>>71047697
what other riders

>>71047695
stannis knew his plot armor wasn't thick enough to do that
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>>71047708
Let it sit awhile then.
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What's the point of having a Game of Thrones general if you faggots don't even use it? There's a dozen GoT threads covering /tv/ this very moment.
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>>71047697
Probably the spikes
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>>71047706
they aren't entirely rigid but they don't flop that much
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>>71047680
Cersei put your name back on

>>71047710
She was dehydrated
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>>71047599
But then Rickon would survive
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>>71047718
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuZwgqI06Qk
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>>71047759
Deal with it. :^)
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>>71047729
>Make-up is expensive.
Not an argument
In Black Sails have a lot of CGI too
And their customs and weapons are not made of plastic
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>>71047706
True, but they also don't flap around like an empty sheath would.
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>>71047706
true, but steel swords don't do that flabby shit (have a replica forged steel sword)

it's obviously rubber
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>>71047772
Rickon was never surviving

he was dead the moment those traitorous northern cunts handed him over.
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>>71047762
The irony
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>>71047710
Semen
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I don't think this semen slurping show is for me lads
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>>71047762
CIA= Charge in after.
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>Have a phalanx
>sacrificing your cavalry
>not just holding a line with your phalanx and flanking them with your cavalry
I get that Ramsay is fucked in the head, but at least he seems to be intelligent. What a fuck up. Then again that would make it less exciting I guess as the Starks would have been destroyed almost immediately.
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>>71047752
it's very clearly winter right now
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>>71047759
General is for general discussion. Specific subjects can be addressed in separate threads.
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>>71047555
The dragons were seriously shit, like they always were since they grew about bigger than human adults.
I loved the choregraphy during the melee at Winterfell but that's not a reason to overrate that episode.
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>>71047708
t. no one
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But why a flayed man?

Are we the baddies?
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>>71047755
Why?
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>>71047774
these are thin curved blades

the thicker the blade the less flexible
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>>71047706
Have you ever held a sword? They need a decent amount of force to bend.

They just used an empty scabbard. It's funny but it's no big deal you don't have to sperg over it like some 15-year-old redditard.
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>>71047741
I always think the same thing about celebs until you see their puss. I mean, a lot of celebs have great tits, but has there ever been a celeb you've found more attractive after several viewings of their vag?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MehJaeTVrxI

0:31 = Stannis confirmed alive
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Am I the only one who finds these arrow closeups and fx shots immersion breaking as fuck?
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>>71047446
Anyone got the webm for this?
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>>71047762
LOTTA LOYALTY FOR A HUNGRY DOG
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>>71047699
Yeah this is how the battle should have gone

You don't shoot your 3K cavalry as they engage 1.5K infantry and cavalry, there's no fucking point

It worked for Ramsay's purposes, but he should have just sent out his infantry and shot them and Jon's cavalry which would have achieved the same result, then he could have finished the battle off more quickly with his cav than the stupid spear wall he made with his infantry
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>>71047799

compare the conditions then vs now

winter storms were cleared by burning shireen
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>>71047741
it's not like any woman will ever spread legs to the camera in any mainstream movie
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I love the salt this episode generated from all the spergs at /tv/. It's just the sweet cherries on top of the already delicious icecream sundae that this episode was.
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>>71047795
ramsay had to kill his own men because he needed to be more evil
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>>71047762
>People think Sansa or even Jon is gonna kill this guy

This niggas the only one of the bunch with a brain.
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>>71047762
A sword day, a red day, and the sun rises!
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WHO OWNS THE NORTH?
WHO OWNS THE NORTH?
SHOW ME!
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>>71047572
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10533709
Arya will die. Jon already die and might die again. Bran will be the victor or an immortal hermit.
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>>71047759
ty 4 bump
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>>71047812
but it's fantasy steel
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Is there any nudity in the latest episode?
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>>71047471
For the love of god there better be a scissoring scene next season.
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>>71047790
>nabakovsshadows
It's funny because Nabakov didn't think women could write.
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Great directing for once but Jon is the worst commander of all the times
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>>71047813
>>71047768
>>71047779
>>71047783

Actually never mind, watching the webm again I noticed it wobbles too much.

Bravo D&D
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>>71047856
No
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>>71047699
flanks were covered with trenches you fucking retard. Didnt you follow the episode at all? oh yeah weaboos are fucking dumb, forgot
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The tactics were almost as bad as the ones used in the Battle of the Five Armies, almost...
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>>71047847
Kek, certainly not the Umbers

Tormund's getting Last Hearth now
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>>71047822
HE DIDN'T FLAY SO GOOD
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>>71047795
I just think he was genuinely afraid of jon, I mean he is the commander of the night's watch. You would expect the nights watch to have some pretty fierce fighters, he probably just wanted to end the fight ASAP.
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>>71047817
Damn, angry Davos is not something you see every episode
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>>71047491
Most of that is debatable, but the Daenerys dragon mind control is what's ruining it for me. They had a shit ton of screen time dedicated just to show that the dragons are unruly and grew up to not listen to their mommy anymore. Nothing happened that would change anything about it. The other two dragons blasting out of imprisonment and joining up is fucking retarded and lazy. Either don't make the dragons uncontrollable in the first place and don't force shitty drama in Meereen, or make it believable that the one dragon trusts her again and just let the one destroy a few ships and the rest of the crews abandon theirs because of the threat. One dragon should be enough for a few boats not equipped to fight aerial forces. Just not believable at all.
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>>71047446
>"no wait I deserve this."

What did she mean by that?
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>>71047446
>BEST EPISODE EVER
>it was garbage

I don't even know why I'm watching this anymore.

>show is 110%stronk wyman don't need no man,men are idiots edition

Seriously considering dropping this shit
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>>71047831
that was just a storm. storms aren't a 24/7 thing
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I liked the episode

The way Sansa killed Ramsay was extremely enjoyable, I like how she stood and watched with a half-smirk.
Dany scenes complete garbage like always.

>Dany not being able to control her dragons was always one of her main argument points
>flies ONCE in Drogon
>suddenly telepathic link with all 3 dragons and can fly them around like it's nothing

She has 3 grown dragons, there is literally nothing stopping her from taking the seven kingdoms now.
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>>71047847
I surprised he didn't get crushed umber the bodies.
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>>71047710
3/10 beer
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CRUEL BASTARDS DEATHS RATING:

The Golden Crown >>> The Hounds > The Strangler
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>>71047762
yes yes well done ramsay well done

HOWEVER
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>>71047801
dragons breathing fire and ships getting wrecked? that's fucking difficult to produce. I want to see you do better

Within the limits of a tv series (who are all shit btw), and the timeframe of a year for 10 episodes laden with special effects and combat scenes, it was fucking brilliant

by nitpicking you only reveal that you had high expectations to begin with - which frankly means you're a retard and know nothing about film
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>>71047868
Ramsay wasn't much better....
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>>71047856
a couple guys bared their guts
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>Magically appearing body piles
>Wun Wun just patting pikes a bit
>No Ghost
>Ramsay snipes Rickon from a mile away
>Ramsay snipes Wun Wun in the eye
>Sansa not telling Jon about Vale
>Muh wymyn empowerment scene with Asha and Dany
>Fleet offered to Dany in silver platter
>Masters go ashore with 15 men
>Dany can into telepathy with dragons
>Powerful women the episode
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Ros liked it
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1 stark boy and 2 stark girls left, the House can regenerate still yes? Or only males can produce rightful house heirs?
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>>71047809
Great action, best of the series, but the writing was sub par like most of this season.
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Raping a woman > getting eaten alive by dogs

This is what feminists actually believe.
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>>71047689
Holy shit are you retarded? You definitely would want to save your troops from unnecessary for several reasons
1) there can be more war later
2) they might rebel, a lot of his army are from other houses
3)living troops are better than dead troops in a battle. Cavalry is incredibly valuable
4)raising horses takes time, so does it take to raise an army, and nobody wants to join a guy that gladly kills his own army, both directly and indirectly
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how did Wun Wun go from this...
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>>71047856
No nudity, just mass amounts of violence. Your god won't have an issue with this one.
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>>71047880
do NOT remind me of the hobbit. i had forgotten about it until now
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>>71047877
Where are those trenches.

The entire battle was located in the center. there's absolutely no way they couldn't have moved around far enough to flank them.
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>>71047901
bla bla rape bla bla empowerment
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>>71047880
>hey look the dwarves have set up a perfect spear wall, with how stout and short they are there is no real way they can get past this
>LETS JUMP OVER IT LMAO
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FUCKS YOU JON I HATE YOU YOU STUBBORN BASTARD HOW DARE YOU NOT KNOW WHAT I'M NOT TELLING YOU ABOUT THE VALE YOU FUCKING IDIOT WE DON'T HAVE THE NUMBERS
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>>71047877
What the fuck am I looking at here
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>>71047944
to this? do giants also use teleportation?
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>>71047877
>Trenches only work against Bolton Cavalry
>But not against Vale Cavalry when they choose to flank Ramsay
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>>71047500
Not in the book.
Show needs to get rid of a few characters so it can streamline the final fight vs the walkers.
He's too young in the books to be of any importance, hes just gonna sit the whole thing out until mama sansa comes and picks him up from the pool
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>>71047503
all of the bolton guys had flayed men sigils on their shields, armor, and helmets.
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>>71047955
The producers or directors or whatever actually wanted trenches at first (Agincourt style) but it was too much of a hassle and they dropped it.
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>jon doesn't get trampled by the cavalry
>gets trampled by a few soldiers
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>>71047817
how? it only says that davos want jon to know what melisandre did to stannis daughter. they literally showed one of her toys davos made in this ep
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>>71047847
>Tormund "Giantsbane"
>Umber's sigil is a Giant
>Tormund kills the Umber guy

This is some legit poetry.

People should really give D&D some credit where it is due.
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>>71047759
For fuck's sake
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>>71047964
THIS
ISN'T
BAD
WRITING

You're on the same level as the redditors who hated Joffrey. It is just how a dumb bitch like Sansa would act.
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>>71047975
It's a preview of Jon fighting in the next episode.
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>>71047446
Do you love watching GOT with the Ghostbusters star Leslie Jones, /tv/?
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>>71047982
he's three times the height of a man, of course he can run faster
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Fair play, the visuals were fucking amazing this episode.

However, it was fucking retarded that Sansa risked having everyone die all because she wanted to keep the Vale secret to herself. What the FUCK was all that about?
Is she also indirectly to blame for THE ONLY HEIR ALIVE TO WINTERFELL get killed
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>>71047964
HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT OF ASKING ME OPINION ON THE MATTER?

Sansa, you've been by my side for every meeting, in the room when we were discussing tactics, and at no point where you told to shut up or leave

STOP PATRONISING ME REEEEEEE
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>>71047955
animators forgot to animate the trenches. jon snow said that they will have trenches so they cant be flanked. retard
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>>71047856

No but mohammed shows up and fucks his 6 year old wife while eating bacon
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>>71047689
Are you fucking serious? This has to be the most retarded comment i have ever read on 4chan. Every general in history has kept men in reserve, if you cant see why they would do so you should probably kill yourself.
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>>71047491
>screncapping your own post and posting it to /got/

it's truly good that all you edgy faggots won't have children
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Honestly I haven't seen anyone mention this but this is the biggest problem with this episode

>Ramsay is Warden of the North, ruler of entire northern region
>kill him instantly once you have him captured, kill him as soon as you can

Meanwhile in reality you would hold him and actually drain some information from him. Ramsay would have loads and loads of really valuable information everyone from Jon to Sansa to Littlefinger, all of the main characters there could seriously use.

He's been running the North and now they'll be flying in entirely blind because they didn't keep him alive for the information.

Remember when Robb killed Jaime straight after battle because revenge is more important than information and bargaining?
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>>71047491
Who gives a fuck really
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>>71048012
>animators forgot to animate the trenches.
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>>71048012
see >>71047983
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>>71048009
Rickon is to blame for his own death, he forgot Ramsay is literally flawless and has aimbot.
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>>71047997
The sigil is just a chain in the show. The poetry is gone.
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>>71047975
Jon punching Ramsay while Sansa tries to calm things down
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>>71047632
If the waited for the Nights of the Vale, Ramsey probably wouldn't have met them on the field and they would have had to lay weigh to Wonterfell which Ramsey would have likely won, even with the assistance of the vale. The small army drew him out, and reinforcement slaughtered him. It's actually a pretty clever way to show how cocky and arrogant Ramsey was.
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the trenches were camouflaged
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>literally stock royalty free explosion sound as WunWun punches through the gate

HAHAHAHA, YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
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one of the least dramatic, least exciting GOT episodes of all time, and I consider myself somewhat patrician
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Drogon is my favourite character.
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>>71048000
Savage
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Why didn't Jon's army just use guns?
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>that lesbian fan fiction between dany et yara

Come on...
I bet she will support the dorne ladies aswell
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>>71048021
Everyone wanting to kill ramsay right away isn't a problem with the writing.
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>guys we are at a disadvantage, they're gonna charge us from the flanks with their cavalry
>we'll probably lose but if we play this patiently they can't do that because we have a strategic position to begin with
>the evildoer did evil things so now i'm mad and let's charge out of our position despite everything we talked about
>oh snibbety snab the cavalary are coming in at the flanks how the fuck did they know xDDDD
fucking DND how can they allow jon to be this way but kill stannis
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>>71048021
They don't need any information from Ramsey. This is the fucking middle ages, no such thing as bureaucracy.
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>>71048060
no weak men will rule the seven kingdoms again!!
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>>71048021
>Ramsay would have loads and loads of really valuable information everyone from Jon to Sansa to Littlefinger, all of the main characters there could seriously use.
Like? Be specific.
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>>71048021
>implying ramsay's court AKA the actual people handling the kingdom isn't the important thing
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>>71047847
You're a small jon.
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>>71047941
he did much worse things than "rape" sansa
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>>71048002
Fuck off nigger.
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oh come on

This season has been generally trash but only huge contrarians could pretend this wasn't a great episode.

The pincer strat was especially entertaining. Rome-tier
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>>71048021
How is that a problem with the episode? People make stupid decisions. Stop confusing stupid choices with stupid writing.
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>>71048021
your comparison is stupid
the war was still going on when robb captured jaime, made sense to capture him
this was literally the final battle against someone who had completely fucked up your family and everyone you love
there was no-one to bargain with and ramsay knew he'd die anyway. why would he talk
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>>71048082
Like who poisoned Roose.
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>>71047975
köksal baba, some turk

basically a retard with microcephaly. it's very common in turkey because of incest
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>And I imagine your offer is free of any marriage demands?
>I never demand but I'm up for anything, really.
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Did mance rayder really only have three giants in his entire army? I thought they were an entire clan/kingdom
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do you think they'll resurrect rickon?
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>>71047684
Jon Snow is not that strong.
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>>71048043
Yes but at least tell Jon and his army that so they know they're being used as bait and they know help is on the way and they only need to get Ramsay in position

Don't just march them off to their deaths
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>Jon facing the Bolton army on his own then being interrupted his own army
>Long shot of Jon cutting down men
>The FUCKING PHALANX
>Jon nearly being suffocated
>Jon beating the FUCK out of ramsay
>Bolton banner being replaced by the GOAT Stark banner

This episode hnggggg
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>>71048060
>I bet she will support the dorne ladies aswell
"Our fadders were weak, which is why they are all dead now. Let us be strong!"
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I fancy Yara for some reason.
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>>71048114
Rickon isn't Azor Ahai so no :^)
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>>71048009
So no one realize sansa wanted jon to die? If he dies there's no one who take winterfell away
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>>71047522

why doesn't bran warg into Rickon and Hold the Door
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>>71048060
Probably. Where do you think Varys is off to?

If its a man he must be usurper in Danys eyes.
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>>71048111
trips confirm purest form of love
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>>71048051
it was exciting because of the fighting, but it was pretty cliche

too cringy for me
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>>71048114
not a single person on the entire planet gives a shit about rickon
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>>71048021
There really isn't anything Ramsay knows that his bannermen and council doesn't. Plus there is nothing to bargain with Ramsay, he's the last living heir to the Bolton house which exists no more now that he's dead. He is an usurper and has no value as a prisoner.
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>>71047942
>>71048016

>1) there can be more war later

non sequitur

>2) they might rebel, a lot of his army are from other houses

non sequitur

>3)living troops are better than dead troops in a battle. Cavalry is incredibly valuable

non sequitur

>4)raising horses takes time, so does it take to raise an army, and nobody wants to join a guy that gladly kills his own army, both directly and indirectly

again non sequitur

saving troops = not committing it to battle

not not kiling them

fucking retard learn to read
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>>71048021
I'm half and half on this argument. On the one hand, yes, the leader of the enemey force should be a good hostage. On the other hand it was illogical for Ramsay to be in charge of shit anyway and so he should be worthless as a hostage. The Iron throne legitimized him so he turned his back on that when he married an enemy of the state. He lost Sansa and killed his father, but was inexplicably gifted loads of troops anyway.
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>>71048139
this
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>>71048074
>fucking DND how can they allow jon to be this way but kill stannis
That's the whole point of the show, though. Often you will be put in a position you can't win in. Retards getting away with shit, smart people dying. Almost everything is just a series of unfortunate events. If you need dumb leaders to lose and smart leaders to win, you're not better than the retards asking for women to be the best and win everything.
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>>71048050
Why did Wun wun kill himself? He didn't have fatal injuries prior to charging the door, and the North could have easily rallied their forces and re-organised after CIA showed up with his troops.

Basically, there was no reason for a rash attack when they could have launched an attack in an hour, with Ramsay no more prepared, and them risking far less.
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So....there's literally no heir to the Winterfell throne.

Now what?
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>tell the Ironbabbies they aren't allowed to rape, loot and pillage anymore
So what are they gonna do? Wasn't Raping, Pillaging and looting the only thing that kept them fed and rich because the islands are just rocky shitholes?
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>>71048148
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>>71048148
>the first 13 minutes in Meereen were awesome too

no
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>>71047561
He's the only real true son of Ned Stark left who's not a fucking cripple
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I'm just going to say it. I'm just going to put this out there.

Just imagine how much better this would have been as an animated series without the budget constraints and shooting schedules and all that bullshit.

But you fucking americans, if it isnt real life with actors to fawn over their heights and other retarded bullshit ITS NOT FOR ADUUUUULTS

I fucking hate all of you
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>>71048117
You have to be pretty strong to be a good swordsman, and most men could seriously damage someone's face if they were angry enough.
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>>71048002
jesus just how prmitive can a person get?
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>>71048145
jon has no claim whatsoever to winterfell

winterfell now belongs to cia guy after he marries sansa in exchange for the help
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>>71048096
SO YOU BE SAYIN IMMA NIGGER JUST BECAUS O THAT ONE TIME IN JAIL
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>>71048154
it was way too predictable. the vale took way too long to show up
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Not gonna lie I kinda got what I wanted. Only thing I'm pissed about is that they didn't give Wun Wun a flaming tree trunk and he just stood around like an idiot for the majority of the battle. And the Dany x Yara scene was pretty cringy but whatever.
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>>71048175
bran will literally teleport to winterfell with his magic powers
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