Why didn't Wun Wun have a weapon?
b/c he was a big dummy
he couldnt even speak english
Because the show is written by hacks.
He could've mowed the army like a fucking lawn. All he would've needed was a big fucking shield. He could just pushed them with the shield and smush and crush and kill them with ease. They wouldn't be able to do fucking shit.
I wondered this too. Would it not have been plausible to give him a tree trunk for cleaving shit and clearing waves out?
>>71045639
Yeah, give him a big shield, and just a fucking wooden club.
Him = Deus Ex Machina
>>71045576
Because, like a 300 pound wolf, there is basically no violence-related problem a giant cannot solve. They can't have him around because he can fix so many of their problems. So when you're a hack writer you have to have some shitty contrivance to remove him.
>>71045671
We got that anyway
>>71045576
not enough money for that
>>71045645
Would have nullified le epic tactical shield wall, which means they couldn't get the hero shot of horses charging into the back of said shield wall.
>>71045639
fuck off to /a/ or any other faggot board with your gook cartoons you obese cuck
>>71047502
>being wrong
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>>71045576
Why didn't he just charge into the Phalanx to break it and then kept running in a circle to disperse them?
He's like a rolling stone (pun not intended) once we starts running and nothing would stop him.
>>71045576
When your cock is literally 4 foot long you don't need shit
