Lets have one of these threads
These always just become weebshit and vidyashit adaptation threads and im not gonna help the problem.
Also add John Goodman as a potential Larry.
>>71036939
of course it would devolve into weebshit and vidyashit. Might as well start it now.
here ya go
Black Lagoon explicitly states the nationality of its characters, you can't just cast a spic as a Chinese woman.
>>71036939
Spot on
You forgot Clem though
>>71037457
find me a chinese actress the could play revy properly.
Im casting her based on the "western sexy bad bitch vibe" and i think she could pull that off well,
>>71037604
>Im casting her based on the "western sexy bad bitch vibe"
Then why did you pick a frog-eyed tiny spic?
>>71037569
would have to be a no name? It litterally cant be any well known actress.
>>71037713
Williow Smitch :^)
>>71037739
Should be MEW instead of VJ but i'd let her try if you give us a better director for the love of god.
>>71037739
>Life in the Lair of the Monster
>After losing his wife and family in a fatal car accident, Daryll Weaving volunteers in the interspecies cultural exchange act as a means to cope with his loss. Little did he know, his family would grow more than he expected, and that global crisis would soon unfurl.
>Director: James Cameron
>Starring:Tom Cruise as Darling
>Jennifer Anniston as Ms. Smith
>Zooey Deschanel as Miia
>Chloe Grace Moretz as Papi
>Christina Hendricks as Centorea
>Kristen Schaal as Suu
>Elizabeth Banks as Mero
>Scarlet Johansson as Rachnee
>Together they must stop a plot from the Russian Government to weaponize nonhuman species for terrorist purposes.
>>71037739
>Elizabeth has no personality and is just a set of big blue eyes
>cast an actress with completely brown eyes
>>71037913
let del taco direct it and hack synder do cinematography because thats the only thing he knows how to do well.
>>71037791
Even if your weren't kidding shes way to old. Like every other actress you could think of. It'd have to be an unknown.
>>71037810
No one but MEW should play Elizabeth
>>71037924
I can't believe I'm in MM threads with a faggot who came up with this cluster fuck
Charlie Day should play Darling
>>71037989
shes too old
>>71038126
But she can actually act
>>71038126
No she is not. She is a dead ringer for Elizabeth and can play cute girl with troubling secrets very well. Get Karl Urban to play Booker and you've got the movie cast
i started this one, never finished it, thought i'd post anyway
>>71036681
Shit casting 2bh famalam
>>71038556
oh fuck anton is dead, didn't even realize
rip in peace
>>71036939
I beg to differ
>>71038744
who is grill
>>71038624
show me better
>>71036939
i actually like all of the casting, however i don't think in a million years that Harrison or tim robbins would touch something like this
>>71038770
this
>>71038770
>>71039350
>Doesn't know about /tv/'s queen of 08-09
Glau
