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I don't know what's wrong with Ramsay, this looks pretty
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I don't know what's wrong with Ramsay, this looks pretty good.
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t. fatass american
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>>71020153
if you want true kino you should watch Hotel Hell
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What does a fucking brit know about pizza?

An Italian, yeah, maybe, but a fucking bong?
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>>71020153
This looks good when youre fat, american and basicaly have no culture
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>>71020153
>slices probably are 1600 calories each
jesus
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>>71020153
TFW

AMERILARDS call

American cheese covered bread with highly processed meats pizza.

TFW pizza margerina looks nothing like this.

Its just like when they say mexican food is taco bell.
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Where's the tasteless green shit sprinkled on top?

Can't call it a pizza without it tbqh
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>>71020153
If you're a fatass
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He'd have a fucking fit if he saw brazilian pizzas bth
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>>71020153
Too much dough and perhaps even too much cheese.
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>>71020153
Looks like some pretty standard 'go 'za to me, what's the problem?
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>>71020153
Why is the crust so fucking thick? This is bread with tomatoe sauce, wtf is wrong wtih people?
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>>71020385
They also call tomato sauce salsa.
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>>71020374
>>71020385
https://youtu.be/Il3wdMB77hc?t=13m55s
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>>71020287
>have friend who claims to be a pizza connoisseur
>take him to an actual Italian restaurant and order him an authentic Italian pizza
>says it's shit
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>pizza
>made anywhere other than New York or New Jersey

I'm sorry but you actually don't know what good pizza taste like unless you had NY/NJ pizza. It's the best made pizza anywhere in the world.(yes even better than pizza made in Italy itself). Why you ask? Because New York makes the best dough in the world made from live culture that are centuries old. New Jersey Tomatoes which can only be found in NJ and nowhere else in the world, the sweetest and tastiest tomatoes on earth itself and makes the best tomato sauce for Pizza. Also grassfed natural farms to get the freshest of the fresh Mozzerrala cheese.
Nowhere else in the world can compete with our Pizza.
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>>71020506
You've never had pizza in Italy
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>>71020506
the minerals in the water also are unique to the area
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>>71020295

What the fuck are you talking about, green shit?
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>>71020219
>most of the hotel owners are literally retarded
>some even get pissed off that he doesn't pay to fix all their shitty rooms
I'm amazed how much effort he puts in for some of these retards.
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>>71020473
kek
it's the thin crust
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>>71020506

NY /NJ

Its literally rat infested shit holes. Come on Now
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>>71020473
Food looked fine. He is just trying to nitpick

Also that fucking old woman waitress acting like she "knows the pizza is gross and greasy" or the Calzone "has too much filling" (seriously who the fuck complains that a calzone has a lot of stuffing). But she exibits total female behavior here, acting like "she told you so" to the fucking chef.
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>>71020558
Not him, but I have. I would say NYC and Buffalo pizza (including some surrounding areas) are the best still. Chicago pizza is overrated in the worst way.
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Crust is for fags. Detroit style deep dish is best.
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>>71020604
It's the epitome of staged reality TV, you have to remember how stressful it is having 2-3 cameras in your face with Gordon berating you. It doesn't excuse the shitty management but I'm just saying it's so overblown.
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>>71020473
>that waitress
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>>71020506
lol
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>>71020233
>An Italian, yeah, maybe
Why would an Italian cuck know more about pizza than anyone else?
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>>71020666
It looks like shit and has no place pretending to be a 'thin crust'. Have you ever worked in a restaurant?
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That place stuck with Ramsay's changes and gets good reviews. A rare result for that show.
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>>71020739
Compared to kitchen nightmares he's barely doing any yelling in Hotel Hell though, most of the time he just seems some measure of concerned or just apathetic.
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>>71020153
that fat ass crust is such a waste of dough
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>>71020728
>Crust is for fags

Then go eat some fucking lasagna if you don't want pizza faggot.
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>>71020473
>US version
disgusting. UK version is infinitely better. no forced drama or silly music; just a man trying to take a shit restaurant and making it good.
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>>71020604
I watched an episode where Gordon has a one-on-one with the manager, 'away from the cameras' so they could talk more openly. Gordon is aware the microphones are still recording, but the manager has obviously forgotten that and thinks it's private, diving deep into personal, confidential history. Lost respect for the show
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>>71020473
The waitress is a qt.
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>>71020598
>>71020295
probably parsley
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>inb4 another 'za
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>>71020506
Also the thing about NY/NJ pizza is that the dough tends to be kneaded/tossed by smelly Turkish or Greek people. The knuckle hairs and grime from their 14 karat gold rings imparts a special flavor that plebs on this board will never understand unless they try it.
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>>71020153

all of the oil that you can see on each slice is disgusting
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>>71020883
Pretty much every restaurant he tries to make great fails too. Feel bad for Ramsay at times.
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>>71020193
can someone explain what "t." came from
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>>71020295
Basil you moron and it isn't tastless. Basil is literally the god herb. Smells amazing and taste fresh af
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>>71020809
It's still really forced though. Before any scene, everyone would be told something like "ok, we're going to have everyone standing here and here. Gordon will talk about this. And everyone, be as honest as you can". Knowing this, I can't believe that Gordon really does care in most cases.
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>>71020883

all reality tv is absolutely cultureless trash

the U.S. one is appropriately trashy
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>>71020947
finland meme
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>>71020947
(T)erveisin meaning "best regards" in Finnish
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>>71020947

hint: where you should go back
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>>71020933
The problem was the owners. They take the free publicity that Gordon gives them, then go right back to their old habits that made them fuckups in the first place and Gordon doesn't show up to bail them out a second time.
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I'm pretty sure if he doesn't like that very simple NY Style pizza, then even looking at a Chicago pie would kill him. Who /stuffedpizza/ here?
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>>71020991
holy fuck thank you. i've been seeing this everywhere and i just never bothered to ask like >>71020947 did. jesus fucking christ.

god damn.
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>>71020473
>that shitty fucking dramatic music
>it's the American version of Kitchen Nightmares

Why do Americans ruin everything they touch?

Also, I spilled my fucking beer typing this reply. Fuck you.
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What I never understood about these shows is they always hire Gordon Ramsay, but then they get all combative with him and refuse to work with him, like, what the fuck why?

Also you get what you pay for, good Pizza is expensive as fuck.
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>>71021077

I'm not sure 'hire' is the right word, I mean its not like they're paying him. He's giving them free advice with the agreement he curses you on tv.
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>>71021048
ok

t. ok
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>>71021065
>Also, I spilled my fucking beer typing this
>beer
You misspelled spaghetti.
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>>71020688
I'm italian but I loved chicago pizza and fried mars bars and fried coke
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>>71021065
I bet it was budweiser
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>>71020597
the fuck, how do you fuck up this bad
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>>71020666
>Food looked fine

What the fuck are you on, that shit looked disgusting.
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>>71021218
why don't you try to do it then mister fancy pants you wouldn't last a day in a real kitchen you pleb it's supposed to taste bitter and salty
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>>71021077
Because maybe not everyone is onboard with being involved. Staff were probably told to participate or they'd be fired, or whatever.

Also, I'm sure Gordon has been helpful, but when he comes into your workplace insulting your friends and family with TV crew EVERYWHERE just filming the whole thing, you'd feel hostile towards him
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This garbage makes me want to vomit
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>>71021234
that pizza looks glorious
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>>71021342
>hating on 'za
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>>71020473

>the portions are enormous

who the fuck complains about that? Welcome to America dumbass
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>>71021158
>>71021169
It was a Carlsberg.
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>>71021342
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NYC pizza really is the best. Every now and then I crave a slice, but that city is such a shithole that it's not worth venturing to just for a slice of pizza.
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>>71021380

are you drinking alone while posting on /tv/?

not being judgmental, just wondering how many posters on here are alcoholics
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>>71021342
I don't even want to know how many calories per slice
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>>71021400
Amazon drone deliveries will make that easier
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>>71021342
>babby want thin 'za
>babby can't handle real food
>babby isn't used to flavour
>babby likes his paneuropean (read arab) tasteless garbage

laugh all you want but while WE make new dishes all you do is open new kebab shops
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>>71021159
>fried coke
come again?
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>>71020657
Don't get cunty.
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>>71020947
It's some forced euro thing. It's completely stupid.
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>>71021400
>NYC is only one place
ok you fucking tourist
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>>71020233
>what would a brit know about pizza
>part of the roman empire for 3 and a half centuries

American education, everyone.
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>>71020473

>Pete
>'pete-za'

Your name's in your food how can you fuck it up
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>>71021462
I'd try it
>830 calories per cup
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Reminder that Marco Pierre is the patricians choice, the guy who trained Ramsay, a literal psychopath.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7NF6FHKylo
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>>71021462
Coca Cola syrup mixed with batter and deep fried.
Everyone who tries it can never believe how much it tastes like Coke.
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a
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>>71021513
I'm the anon who tried it and it's VERY tasty, good stuff my man good stuff, you should check the recipe online
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>>71020233
The reason the Empire existed was so we could steal everyone else's cuisine you pathetic plebian freedomfryer. Indian curries, Chinese stirfry, kebabs, pizza, falafel, souvlaki, stroganoff, spagbol, paella, etc. etc;- the Empire claimed it all.
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>>71020975
Actually I've found that yuropoor reality shows have the worst examples of the genre.
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>>71020219
Nah. Kitchen Nightmares is Kino. Hotel Hell is movie level shit.

Ramsey knows good not building management.
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dumb /sp/ thread
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>>71021637
Hnng
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>>71021065
If they ruin it stop browsing a board with mostly American posters.
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>>71021483
>what would a brit know about pizza
>part of the roman empire for 3 and a half centuries
>has as much connection to the roman empire today as any American does

Britcucks pretending they have culture is cute tbqh ;^)

Friendly reminder:
>poor ass Italiano families literally subsist on bread and grease for hundreds of years
>new world introduces new produce like the tomato
>some peasant fucks get the idea to slap some of that shit on their bread with cheese
>the idea catches on and propagates
>hundred+ years later we're supposed to cling to """""authentic""""" shit tasting poor people food from one region of the world and ignore all the tasty variants that have cropped up elsewhere
>because MUH TRADICIONES

Good fucking God traditional pizza faggots are the worst.

t. Italiano
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>>71021637
>raw meat
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>>71020153
My diet is pretty strict, but pizza is my weakness. Even a bad pizza is good to me.
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>>71021549
this is some good shit
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>>71021691
>Britcucks pretending they have culture is cute tbqh ;^)

Hey man, Muslims have a ton of culture.
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>>71021691
I'm also italian and I agree, I'm glad there's many types of pizza in the world. In fact if I want to know more about a country I'm visiting I usually try their weirdest pizzas, it's all good friends
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>>71021503
DEBRAAA
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>>71021342
Might as well just dip breadsticks in tomato sauce at this point
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>>71021693
That's barely even medium-rare
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>>71021767
The White House is their current favourite.
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>>71021342
i bet you slobber all over BBC though you fucking queer
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>>71021740

People always argue over what Gordon Ramsay show is better, the U.K ones, or the U.S ones, when in reality, Gordon is just a "Hollywood" version of Marco, more camera/banter aware, angry for the sake of being angry etc.
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>>71021693
Beef steak is supposed to be red throughout the middle, anon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmC9SmCBUj4
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>>71021793
What? No Way!
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>>71020153
Needs put back in and broiled longer to make the top seared and delicious. That crust had better be stuffed crust. Like with cheese, sauce, and diced pepperoni otherwise it is way to big for all day bread and you'd better have dipping stuff to go with it.
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>>71020473
Any pics of the thick crust?
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>American pizza

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4_WtvH5DOg
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>>71021549
>having some rich chef asshole call you a dick head and yell at you for just minimum wage an hour

literally why?
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>>71021441
Who gives a fuck?
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>>71020497
>authentic Italian pizza

You mean Americanized Italian Pizza.
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>>71021691
America wasn't part of the Roman Empire, you fucking moron.
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>>71021869
I don't really care about how it's supposed to be tbf
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>>71020596
so is the fecal matter
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>>71021799
When we're not burning it down.
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>>71020597
fucking drama queen
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>http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/news/2016/5/italian-chefs-create-mile-long-neapolitan-to-break-longest-pizza-record-429657

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtJ3ucUCLdo

Tangentially thread related.
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>>71021895

Which one are you talking about? Working under either of them and keeping your mouth shut is a literal priceless opportunity. Not to mention they are both from low working class backgrounds which explains the language and attitude.
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>>71021159
Are you some sort of Italian chip shop owner in Scotland.
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>>71021933
Wow you're good with like/as language aren't you? Modern Britain isn't either. You're all descendants of people who were ruled by Romans. You have as much claim to the Roman Empire as Nigger Americans do to reparations for being slaves.
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>>71021869
If you don't have a cast iron don't try this at home
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>>71020153
it's an american show, he has to keep it simple for the ignorant
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>>71020153
Master of saying
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>>71022104
nah just half irish with relatives scattered around the planet, I really love "junk" food
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>>71021342
disgusting beyond belief.

Plz america, shoot each other more.
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>>71020153
Looks like it would be tasty but could use, like, half as less dough, which would probably make it less expensive too.
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>>71022209
>eurocucks triggered again
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/int/ here. Nobody who calls pizza 'pie' or puts fucking salami on it should be allowed to talk about pizza. Pic related, a real European pizza the likes of which most Americans will never have the privilege of tasting.
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>>71022056
DUDE I HATE WOMEN LMAO
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>>71022315
looks like bland, cold, shit.
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>>71022315
>literally using cardboard dishes
HAHAHA YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
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>>71022315
Looks like it's been sitting out for too long. Fucking disgusting.
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>>71022149
>You have as much claim to the Roman Empire as Nigger Americans do to reparations for being slaves.

Ahem. I'll just leave this here.

http://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2014/06/the-case-for-reparations/361631/
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>>71022315
>generic looking cheap pizza found literally anywhere in America
>a real European pizza
So this is false flagging?
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>>71020473
Haha the American drama editing is kek worthy.
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You guys don't actually think this shit is real do you? Why would anyone that was serious about the shit you see on Ramsay's shows agree to go on his show when they're called things like Kitchen Nightmare and Hotel Hell? I mean to get on the show you have to have a shitty restaurant or hotel and everyone who goes on the show always disagrees. It's all fake for the show.
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>>71022315
Way too many toppings on the left, even looks soggy, way too much cheese on the other side, served in a greaseproof cardboard box? Come on try harder
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/int/ here. Nobody who calls pizza 'pie' or puts fucking salami on it should be allowed to talk about pizza. Pic related, a real European pizza the likes of which most Americans will never have the privilege of tasting.
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>>71022410
>http://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2014/06/the-case-for-reparations/361631/
Jesus you're right. My bad my bad. Brits have far less claim to Rome than Negroid Americans have to reparations.
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>>71021637

I really want to try Gordon Ramsay's beef wellington
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>he thinks he can talk about pizza when he doesn't eat pizza with knife and fork
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Lol britbongs are so obsessed with us guise
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>>71022414
>paprika, tomatoes mushrooms, olives, prosciutto or ham on American pizza

Nope. Only greasy salami, tomato sauce, mozzarella and anchovies are allowed on American pizza. Although Americans claim to enjoy the aforementioned toppings on their pizza all the time, I have yet to see a pic of American pizza that wasn't just cheese and meat.
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>>71022347
same could be said about your mom
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>>71020287
>pizza margerina
Top kek

it's actually called Margherita
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>>71022549
can I also have pizza with those mushrooms?
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>>71020597
Thatss how shed look gagging on my big black cock honest
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>>71022448
UK show Ramsey = the real deal
US show Ramsey = aggressive angry fiction
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>>71022488
I hope the proud black men of American get what is there's, financially. I'm just sorry we kept supplying you colonials with slaves just because you were too lazy to do your own work. We won't make that mistake again.
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>>71000000
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>>71021549

>The Knorr stockpot money is drying up to Marco has resorted to shilling on 4chan

sad, really.
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>>71020473
I want to put my Thin Crust into that waitress.
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>>71022599
You can't. There's ham on European pizza which is forbidden for consumption to Americans by the kashrut. That's why Americans only eat disgusting red salami on pizza that forms oily pools on the cheese.
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best pizza
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>>71020473
That fly at 15:48 didn't even want that hit.
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>>71022534
>posts in a gordon ramsay thread
>"da brits are totally obsessed with us americans, guys!"
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>>71020666
When I was a chef I would been ashamed to send that shit out to even the Chinese customers.
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>*guitar riffs*
>Ramsey screams are dubbed with animal noises
>3D x-ray animation showing how bad the food is
>star wipes
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Always remember.
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>>71022684
Not even close
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>>71022757
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQJHYFK3LTQ
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>>71022770
Pizza without meat is not even pizza.
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>>71020219
The last two episodes were so obviously scripted. Hell's Kitchen actually felt like real idiots were involved
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>>71022755
Chinese eat everything
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>>71020153
The whole thing is drowning in cheese and the crust is too thick. I would still eat it because I'm not an insufferable snob though.
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>>71020666
>Food looked fine.
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>It's a triggered Euro thread
Some of you guys spend as much time thinking about America as /tv/ does black dicks
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>>71020506
Absolutely true. Anyone who disagrees has never had pizza from NJ or NY. Only true ginnies know how to do it.
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>>71022315
The fuck do you Yuropoops cut it into little squares for? That is beyond faggotry.

Signed, an Ausfag.
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>>71022848
>I would still eat it because I'm not an insufferable snob though.
kill yourself and get at the very least a fucking sliver of standards for anything in your life
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>>71022844
Exactly, that and they are rude as fuck.
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If you want Pizza Abortions, you need to see and try pizza in Japan.
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>>71022868
>>71022911
What has you triggered?
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>>71021025
Finland?
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>>71022911
>kill yourself and get at the very least a fucking sliver of standards for anything in your life

Oh fuck. We've got the food nazis from /ck/ here now. They make the /pol/toons look like liberal hippy students.
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This is the only dish I've never been able to finish. It's the definition of disgusting and I love fried coke etc
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>>71022955
>implying mayonnaise hotdog clam pizza in a Hatsune Miku box isn't authentic
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>>71022675
>He doesn't know ham is one of America's favorite toppings.
We just call it canadian bacon or parma ham, friend.
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>>71023037
Wut this?
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>>71020295
>>71020598
>>71020900
>>71020962

Oregano goes on pizza, not parsley or basil you fucking plebs.
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>>71021437
Alcoholic here, but sober sadly, few days till them neetbux
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>>71023133
A calzone with spaghetti on the inside, it's shit and has no taste whatsoever, it's like eating a brick. So far I've only seen it in Denmark
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Outta my way, hollywood fucking shits
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>>71020666
first of that food did not look fine

second of all looking fine is different than tasting fine, so even if did look fine that doesn't mean it was fine
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>>71022549
Once again, cheap pizza places in the US have all that shit friend. And more. Holy shit so much more. Not all of it is good, mind. But you asserting options as a thing American pizza lacks is just asinine.

Again, this place isn't expensive. Far from a top tier restaurant but it has all your ham, multiple varieties of olives, prosciutto, canadian bacon (ham), herbs and spices including your paprika (disgusting), and more.
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>>71022844
Honestly I would eat that pizza
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>>71020947
It's a meme from triggered yuros who made a 4chan with training wheels lmao
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>>71023157
basil goes on pizza as well, turbopleb
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>>71021869
>turning the steak more than once
>not resting it afterwards
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>>71023530
>all these rules
no wonder you eurocucks are so prone to turning to Islam
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>>71020153
disgusting

if you consume anything other than WATER you're a fatass
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>>71020153

t. Lardberto Fatosa
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>>71023530
He did rest them. What the fuck?
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>>71021637
Lmao and now you claimed praying to Mecca
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>>71023595
>eurocuck

try again friend

>>71023734
was that edited out? because he sliced them straight out of the pan
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>>71020947

Like most memes, it came from some unfunny asshole and has been repeated ad nauseam by even less funny shitsticks sheep who think that they're clever.
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>>71020506
t.Bait
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>>71023768
<2% of Yurop is muslim
30%+ of the US is mexican

You're as American as enchilada pie, hombre.
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>tfw no Sonja waitress gf
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>>71023772
No, he just says to rest them. It's a 2 minute cooking show, Anon. Not the best format.
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>>71020473
>amerilard adhd editing
couldn't watch for more than a few minutes tbqh i feel sick to my stomach
how do americans watch this?
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>>71020506
i beg to differ, pleb
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>>71023971
looks like a tombstone hahahahahaha
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>>71020473
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too much fucking dough
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>>71023965
I don't know. I think it's just because we're stuck with it. Everyone I talk to says they prefer longer cuts and quieter shows but I guess there's something the common folk just don't know that our corporate overlords do.

Actually, this sort of semi tangentially reminds me of that time a retail chain here got rid of our .99 pricing for flat costs and their sales tanked. The psychology behind consumerism is a big part of any industry.

Our shit is probably edited this way because of some science explaining how short attention span fueling edits is better for maintaining addicts to their programming or some shit.
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>>71022549
A place 5 minutes away from me (which isn't even a dedicated pizza place) has literally every topping you listed available.

They even call it a pie to cuck you even more.
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>>71022770
that looks like shit lol
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You wish you had a place near you that served pizza like this.
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>>71024055
he must be related to Speed
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>>71020287
>Its just like when they say mexican food is taco bell.

No one called it Italian food. They called it pizza. American pizza is definitely still pizza, it's just not Italian pizza. there are a TON of different types of American pizza, too, depending on which region or state you go to. You just need to get over the fact that food gets imported to other countries and then altered to fit local customs/ingredients/taste.
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>>71024341
what kind of a disgusting faggot puts strawberries on a pizza
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Looks gross and undercooked which probably means its too doughy as well
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>>71020497

>my friend's taste is different from mine therefore he is literally retarded
>everyone must love the original thing in order to be allowed to say they enjoy the various altered versions of that thing

Fuck off.
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The best pizza is the one you unfroze yourself.
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>>71024411
eurotrash
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>>71024411
It was a limited time menu item but it was the best thing I've ever had.

>Duck
>BBQ sauce
>Fried eggs
>Cheese
>Strawberries

Sounds gross sure but it all went really well together. Shit cost like $35, though.
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>>71020473
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>>71024341
ugh.

Fucking New Age Hipster shit.

This is a good looking pizza faggot.
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>>71020233
>geographic location is the only qualification required for judging one of the most widespread and popular foods across the world
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>>71024587
pizza looks already pooped
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>>71024341
Again with the faggot style cutting. What the fuck is wrong with you Europfags?
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>>71024679
kekerino
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was Momma Cherri's ep the only time where the food was perfect it was just a legit lack of presence, advertising, and decor?
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>>71020506
your "mozzarella" isn't even mozzarella, it's some garbage processed cheese. you don't even know why it is called "mozzarella", the name describes the production process itself. also mozzarella is made from buffalo milk.

> New Jersey Tomatoes which can only be found in NJ and nowhere else in the world,

thank god for that. san marzano (w/e you spell that) tomatoes shit all over that.
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>>71024730
pretty much
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>>71024764
>mozzarella is made from buffalo milk
bullshit
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>>71024593

Europeans are extremely insecure and sensitive about nationality and geography, as well as staunch originalists. If some food deviates whatsoever from the original or someone not from the original country tries to judge it, they will automatically say it's horrible and that person has no right to judge it in any way. They simply can't accept change or the concept that people take things like food and alter them to personal taste and develop varieties over time. They see it as bad to have variety.
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>>71022684
gayest looking pizza i've seen in my life
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>>71024764
>implying every pizza place gets their cheese from the same source
its easy to tell if a pizza place is using preshredded cheese or canned toppings, then stop going to that place
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>>71024764

>mozzarella is made from buffalo milk.
>despite there being no buffalo anywhere near Italy

You're full of shit.

>san marzano (w/e you spell that) tomatoes shit all over that.

Where do you think Americans got tomatoes from? The tomato fairy? They were imported from your precious Europe.
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>>71020506
>Mozzerrala cheese
kek cant even spell mozzarella right
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>>71024885
America really is China tier with your shitty ripoofs labelled as the real thing.

The worst thing is that you actually try to defend it, a corporation selling an inferior product to you because the corporation is American.

You are the SJW defending the new ghostbusters film because muh womyn.
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>>71025027
bad bait
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>>71025027
>despite there being no buffalo anywhere near Italy
>They were imported from your precious Europe.
what the fuck is going in on your post
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>>71024877
Google it
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>>71025226
Mozzarella di bufala is made of buffalo. Mozzarella can be made of any milk. kys
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>burgertrash in charge of food
fuck off you obese dumb niggers
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What does deep dish pizza taste like and why do so many people hate it? It's essentially the same thing.
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>>71025027
the worst part it that you're not even trolling
kill yourself
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>>71020153

That looks like a shitty frozen pizza
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>>71021342
BIG
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>>71025266
> Mozzarella can be made of any milk

The retard up here was arguing that they have the "best mozzarella" on the planet in his wop shithole when:

-it's not handmade
-it's not made from buffallo milk

It is basically some yellow shredded junk that's labelled "mozzarella". It's not good, let alone the best on the planet. Fucking amerishits
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>>71021077
I'm currently working part time in a restaurant where the owner's daughter-in-law is the highest ranking person in the day to day kitchen operations. She has no prior restaurant experience, and even though we have an educated chef and a veteran line cook on staff she overrules them and has her own crazy ideas which are running the place into the ground.

I could easily see this situation on Kitchen Nightmares. The owner has a failing business and calls Ramsey in, Ramsey shows up and berates the daughter-in-law, she gets pissy. Ramsey leaves, daughter-in-law goes back to thinking she knows everything and runs kitchen out of business.

Some people have problems admitting they don't know what they are doing.
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No episode beats Alice's Baking Company.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIMPqJrePUI
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>>71025304
Like sex, the hate comes from a Jon Stewart meme
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What are some good Kitchen Nightmare UK episodes? By that, I mean ones where the restaurant is in serious trouble and he really knocks some heads around.
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>>71021869
I remember hating steak growing up because my mum used to cook it beyond well done it was always like fucking cardboard, I will never forget the day I had my 1st rare steak fuck it was so good.
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>>71020153
that pizza was the gross, the cheese was like almost liquid and soupy and the crust couldn't support the shit on the pizza
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Has anyone every tried Neo Kobe pizza?
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>>71025530
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GXs7rDI-5M
this ones pretty good, the blonde princess gets put in her place and exposed as a shitter.
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>>71025530
The ultimate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uPOGxUtZvk&ab_channel=NokiaCatwalk
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>>71025404
frozen pizzas are usually paper thin
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>>71020153
PANTALEONES!!!!!!,!,!,!,

Used to be my favorite Pizza place in Denver, it won awards every year, and the old guy was an OG.
After this damn show the chef was depressed and the Pizza was gentrified. Fucking horrible what Gordon did to the pizza and the morale of the old guy who served the best in Denver.
fUCK Gordan Fagsy
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