Apologize.
my wife's son is really looking forward to this, i guess we'll see it together! :D
>>71013159
I'm almost thankful they made this thing now. going to be entertaining as hell to watch it bomb
I'm sorry for criticising your cash grab of a movie.
>>71013253
Will your wife be home alone?
*Raises Paw*
I'm sorry
"Men are assholes"
"Men are misogynist!"
"We're ruining men's childhoods."
"Now pay for my movie"
Can't wait to see this bomb.
>>71013631
No she will be with her boyfriend who is also her son's father.
The only thing i will admit that the gorilla lady is actually the most likeable and funniest in comparison to those stuck white cunts
>>71013159
I am so sorry. I wil never make fun of 8 feet tall half human half gorilla women ever againg.
>>71013760
So you're basically just your wife's son's mom's fuckbuddy?
>>71013159
I wanna see Kirten Wigg get gangraped and slimesdby 20 ghosts
>>71013159
HOWEVER
>>71013159
Why? I didn't make it.
>>71013806
dumb post, dumb poster
>>71013806
No I'm my wife's son's mom's husband. Since I can't really compete with her boyfriend we don't have sex that much.
This is 2016, the family unit had little to do with the patriarchal thing it once was, where the man saw his wife and children as property.
>>71013159
Fat women make everything worse, like I guarantee you in the holocaust some of the Jews were probably like, "well this sucks, but at least there's no fat girls." You know what? That's what this movie is, it's a fat girl, a fat girl who waddles up to you in a bar and aggressively starts insulting your manhood in the hopes that it can shame you into fucking it's folds and it just keeps screaming about how sexist and misogynist you are as you walk away.
>>71013159
My cinema is offering an option where you can donate $10 to Hillary's campaign on top of the regular ticket. In exchange they give you a certificate that allows you to dislike the movie without being a sexist.
>>71013159
I honestly thought they could pull it off until I watched the trailer. But sadly, it's shit.
NEVER
I'M A STRONG /v/EDDITOR THAT DONT NEED NO CINEMA
>tfw it's better than the original
Not that it's hard though
>>71014440
>that "guitar playing"
Yeah. Sure.
>>71014094
>I guarantee you in the holocaust some of the Jews were probably like, "well this sucks, but at least there's no fat girls."
lmfao, one of the hottest takes I've read in a while
I'm sorry your movie sucks.
I'm sorry you have to rely on fart jokes.
>>71013159
>American "women"
>>71013159
im sorry I didn't do more to end forth wave feminism
I just feel so powerless
>>71013159
why does Kristen Wiig look so qt?
>>71014354
This image is so confusing.
He is spewing /pol/ memes. He wears an /sp/ armband and the image says it is /v/irgins.
They're dancing around like a bunch of chimpanzees in that photo, and that's not a racial thing cause the white ones are doing it too. What kind of ghost busting tactic is that? They're ghosts, they don't scared, they do the scaring.
Audiences get scared though, and every picture and trailer I see for this movie makes me less inclined to see it. I'm not against giving reboots a shot. I watched Red Dawn even though it sucked. But this is a whole other level of suck.
>>71015663
She's the only fuckable one
Can't believe they gave a role to that fucking sheboon...she's one of the ugliest things on planet earth
Will this tank as badly as Pixels?
>>71014094
Wait a second I recognize that hamplanet on the right
>>71014094
All of those in the pic are porn actresses
t. chubby chaser
>>71014094
>Girls like this exist
>We even bother discussing with those in the selfie
You guys are aware that the majority of critics will love this movie, right?
>>71013159
I apeologize.
>>71018109
Yes. Its...sad, but a reality. Shit like this makes me want to go over to /pol/
>>71018109
>the majority of critics will be paid off by Sony for positive PR while the movie bombs
>Critical darling
>But still a complete commercial failure
With a shitload of articles written to the tune of "Why Man Babies Made Ghostbusters fail." or "Misogyny Trumps Box Office Dollars".
It's gonna be a great shit show next month.
Please, Kek. Make it bomb at the box office.
>>71013159
(farts)
>>71013159
Im sorry I didnt do more to stop this
>>71015663
>>71017840
Garbage taste, you probably like Gwyneth Paltrow too.
Why does everything have to be so political. Do normies even give a shit about any of this or is it just butthurt tumblrinas?
I don't want to see it because I think it's a shit remake and I can't relate to an all female cast. Why does this make me a horrible shitlord according to reddit or whatever?
>>71018256
>Mysoginy Trumps
>>71013159
I apologize.
Watching smirkpig getting slapped by a colossal stereotype and their completely ironic portrayal of meme feminist culture will make great comedy.
>>71013159
this thread stinks of queefs ...disgusting! 0/10
>>71018051
The one on the right was on that shaming talk show in Australia. You know the one with Julius. I had no idea she was a porn actor.
>>71015663
Only one not doing a silly face, like, you know, the fucking Ghostbusters.
>>71018159
welcome
>>71019100
did you know the jews sunk the titanic?
>>71019283
>>71013993
I know this a meme, but you just contradicted yourself.
>I can't compete
So you're implying that while they aren't YOU'RE property, she is the property of your wifes boyfriend, since the only reason to compete in the first place would be to "win" the "object" of your wife.
Do you even logic, you fucking retard? Make your memes make sense.
>>71019283
Where's the screenshot of that post with the 200+ replies on it?
>>71018544
Shoo, virgin boy
>>71013253
Who is the shaved ape in the picture?
The Director being a cunt is bad
When the main cast start talking shit and going to the "basement dwellers living with their mom" schtick is when they didn't just shoot themselves in the foot but sawed off the whole leg.
>>71013732
>implying China won't save it like they did with WoW the movie
>>71027697
How did they save it?
>>71023705
>>71013253
someone explain this joke, we see malisa mccarth dive on to the crowd and they carry her but the black one just falls, how can it be a lady thing.
>>71013159
I think an all female ghost busters reboot could be a really cool and fun movie.
But I look at this promo picture and like, who am I supposed to like here.
The girl on the left looks stoic enough to be the straight woman. Maybe long-suffering with something to prove. Somebody I can root for. So who is she a straight man to? My vision drifts to the right. I see we have Retarded, Retarded and Retarded.
What was this picture supposed to evoke? What did the photographer tell them? "Just fuck my shit up"?
For fuck's sake, the LOL A BLACK GUY ghostbuster in the original had a ton of character and hidden depth. Then you cast a black woman and it's like HMM... DO WE GOT ANY STRAIGHT OUTTA 1920S MAMMY ACTORS LYING AROUND?
Sexism doesn't enter into my thought process for a second. It's just too easy to recognize such thorough incompetence, such talented stupidity.
>>71027697
>implying the Chinese will import a movie about ghosts
In retrospect the WoW movie made a very calculating play by not being about the infinitely better Arthas/Undead arc because they wouldn't be able to censor all the spooky skellingtons this time.
>>71027697
China has zero interests in watching a bunch of women do ANYTHING.
>>71027697
What is this from?
>>71013253
>it was a weight thing
>>71027697
>tfw China has a ban on spirits and ghosts in media
China won't be doing shit for Lady GB.
>>71032118
>that picture
>>71032169
There's no way this will do well in Japan either. They don't give a shit about middle aged white women in the slightest.
>>71013159
I would let them hide and seek my cuck
>>71013159
>AIM FOR THE DICK
Jesus, ladies
>>71030924
google "trigglypuff"
LEAVE BILL ALONE FUCKING SONY JEWS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rB8XGhQXMC8
I like Kate McKinnon and Kristen Wiig, but not the other two. I think it could've been good with slightly better casting.
>>71036775
No the writing is complete hackneyed garbage, they could have cast Meryl Streep in this movie and that wouldn't have made it good.
>>71036775
>I'd like to have sex with Kate McKinnon and Kristen Wiig
ftfy
>>71036874
That too, but come on.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfPdYYsEfAE
Kate is also fuckin' ace as Hillary Clinton.
>>71015663
That haircut really suits her.
>>71036921
fine fine but unfortunately direction to lick the end of a particle accelerator to seem more edgy or at least le quirky couldn't be saved by anyone.
the leaks were true, how fucked is Sony?
Why apologise? Did it come out? Is it actually not a complete pile of shit?
>>71037124
oh i think this is going to COST sony
i would NOT want to be sony right now!!!
there's no way they will survive this
literally all of japan is probably going to go under as a result of this
i would NOT want to be japanese right now!!
jesus christ
whew
shit is really going to be bad there
man
Why is the blonde one always making stupid faces in everything they put out for this movie?
>>71039210
Because Sony thinks that audiences find things like stupid faces, fart jokes, boob jokes, getting hit in the crotch and shouting are the height of comedic genius.
>>71037124
>fat one has a pig nose
Pottery
>>71018051
This makes their retarded escapades on the fat fighters program that much funnier
>>71036921
>Only the two playin' stoners can keep a straight face.
embarrassing desu.
Based Goose.
>>71040463
Whoops, just kept watching and even they and he crack.
SNL is awful.
>>71039033
kek
>>71013305
i haven't been anticipating failure this much since SWTOR, it's amazing times we live in