So has literally anybody watched new Top Gear since the first episode?
>>71001002
According to the ratings, no.
>>71001503
FACT
didn't even watch the first episode
grand tour when
>>71001002
No.
>>71001503
>he's actually projecting.
But I agree, it's just not the same any more.
Call me a Clarksondrone, but I miss the actual interaction between the hosts.
>>71001002
I didn't even watch the 1st episode. FACT
Gave up halfway through the 3rd episode. Won't be watching again until Evans goes. These are the facts folks.
>>71001002
They should have hired Webber, Vettel and Ricciardo to host, with kimi having some awkward sections.
Would he have saved the show?
>>71002123
Matt and Stig as the hosts would be better. Stig with an interpreter or fucking chalkboard or a set of signs on sticks and wildly gesturing would have been infinitely better than Chris Evans.
Does anyone have the FACTS?
>>71001002
Nop, the cringe isn't even edgy enough to make it cringeworthy.
Matty is pretty good though. Evans is fucking annoying on all levels.
Even the films made by Matt are much better than anything done by Evans.
>>71002123
Murrica here. I thought they meant him when they said Chris Evans is hosting Top Gear now.
I only supported Top Gear because I found out Clarkson punched Piers Morgan in the head.
If Chris Evans punches Piers Morgan in the head, I might watch it...
I've only seen one of the episodes and it was whatever one had Evans being wheeled in on a hospital bed
Anything involving the studio felt forced as fuck compared to the original
>>71001002
HOWEVER. FACT. HOWEVER. FACT. HOWEVER. FACT.
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Can't impinge the ginge
I gave up after the second one. I thought the africa part could be fun, but it was just a drawn-out car-commercial with the challenges and gags made explicitly to show off the car features. I never liked that with the original Top Gear, I definitely don't like it when you've got Matt Leblanc acting uncommonly stiff(and in fact coming off as a worse actor than he is) and the guests being the only funny ones.
>mfw the grand tour is going to be just more of the same, except with even more expensive cars in more expensive locales, and we won't be getting any more specials with three guys just fucking about with ancient cars falling apart on them in a jungle or across a mudflat
what were the ratings for last weeks episode?
>>71002123
He doesn't nearly have as many FACTS.
Nah
I was going to watch last week but then I was like
what's the point
>>71002123
But I thought he was already hosting it.
>>71002123
I would've preferred that over the Evans we got but I'm still missing Clarkson.
I watch to laugh at them and see what kind of shit BBC can come up with.
Grand tour when?
>>71002568
>see what kind of shit BBC can come up with.
If this is the kind of programming available, no wonder the Brits are going full murican.
>>71002688
That show is catering to a certain demographic though.
The demographic is the Caliphate of London and neighbouring Shariah prefectures..
>>71002328
this image pisses me off more every time I see it
I mean, I want to feel bad for him but I just can't
>>71002830
Yes, it's terrible when a country has minorities in it. All countries should be so bad that no foreigners should ever want to live in it.
>The current series first episode screened in the UK was watched by 4.3 million; the second episode by 2.8 million; and the third episode by 2.4 million.
surprised it only fell .4 million last week
nobody on /tv/ even talked about it when it was on
>>71002868
Lol. Minority detected.
>>71002123
>captain america riding fast cars with joey from friends
do britbongs hate the idea because it's not british enough?
>>71002254
I thought the same thing and I'm British lmao
>>71002254
It's not only you. Off-brand Chris Evans is a literally who.
>>71002688
>Micheal
>George-Michael
>GOB
>Lindsay
>Maebe
>Lucille
Just need Akbar George, Muhammad Buster and Ala al Tobias and I'd watch the shit out of this.
Never watched Top Gear. Should I start with Season 1?
>>71002328
I wonder how many of those people tuned in to the first episode just to see how it was.
Would be interesting to see the second and third episode numbers
>>71002392
>we won't be getting any more specials with three guys just fucking about with ancient cars falling apart on them in a jungle or across a mudflat
I'd imagine that they're going to alternate between good cars and shit cars. They're not stupid enough to forget that their shitbox episodes were the most popular ones.
>>71002392
>Top Gear with a bigger budget and less rules will somehow be worse
Sure thing bud. Grand Tour will be fantastic.
>>71003064
This show doesn't have AD type humor though. Think more CBS humor less NBC.
I have not watched it at all. The next series, without the stars, and dialed back to a Fifth Gear type show, will be better, maybe.
>>71003226
>Would be interesting to see the second and third episode numbers
2.8 million then
2.2 million
FACT
>>71002254
this meme is fucking SHIT
actually mongoloid level humor
>>71003453
Is that viewers?
How many did the old version get usually.
>>71001503
>That fall off
Jesus
Am I the only one who thinks Matt is also absolutely shit and looks completely uncomfortable?
>>71003545
Nope.
>>71003337
The little I've read about it has all been about supercars in nice cities across the globe, seemingly putting all the money towards the travelling and car expenses rather than having to do with a small budget and thus using cheap cars in good locations or expensive cars in Britain.
Add to that the fact that Amazon is a profit-based company and I've got serious worries that they'll go the car commercial route to maximise their profits. I hope not, of course, but then I had some hope for Matt Leblanc on Top Gear as well.
>>71003545
You're only seeing Joey, that's why.
Given that driving is his passion, he's suitable enough, but the synergy isn't there.
>>71002123
>>71001503
what happened at 160?
>>71003545
He is clearly not at ease in all the scripted stuff, especially not the stuff with Evans. They've probably told him to play it more serious as well, just so people don't see it as Joey on screen. He was fine when he was with that singer in the car, though.
>>71003613
Driving is Evans' passion but that doesn't make him any good
JUST
>>71004512
>according to bookmakers
>it's predicted
What is this, journalism from gamblers anonymous?
>>71004658
http://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/top-gear-set-axed-ratings-8216537
>mirror
>>71002688
as a pakistani, citizen khan is absolute shite
rehashed jokes from decades ago but with an 'asian' twist
would bang the hijabi though
>>71004716
Gotta agree. Just a boring sitcom with pakistani characters.
>>71003662
recap episodes or something
>>71004716
>Being a muslim
For what purpose
>>71001002
I've been watching it but only because there's fuck all else on on a Sunday night. It's not even THAT bad, and I still think it's an OK watch. Evan's was a mistake however, he's too fucking irritating to be likeable and I have no idea why his Radio 2 show was so popular.
>>71002688
that girl on the left looks cute
eh its not too bad
sure they lack chemistry but what do you expect? theyre not close friends
topgear with clarkson was the same for the first 3/4 series
>>71004902
>I have no idea why his Radio 2 show was so popular.
No alternatives.
>>71004853
Your parents will hook you up with a nice Muslim girl who you can marry and then fug whenever you like. Tfw no gf is a non existent feel in Islam.
>>71004853
born into it and so i can get into heaven
on a side note, fucking daal again tonight, last thing i want after a day fasting is fucking daal.
>>71004953
>>71004961
Literally and figuratively kill yourselves
>>71004976
suicide is haraam
The question is who decided to have that ginger twink as a host?
>>71004953
lel, have you seen some of these pakistani wives ?
>>71005002
this is what i do not understand, he is just too unlikeable
maybe he has some dirt on a jimmy saville type in the bbc and uses that info to blackmail them
i am surprised how rich he is and jelly he banged a 16 year old billie piper
>>71004815
i hate that ugly daughter and the mother who can't act for shit
bring back goodness gracious me you cunts
>>71005002
>twink
>Chris Evans
>>71005002
>Twink
Nigga he's like 50 years old.
>>71002868
dude when the natives are a minority in their own capital then at some point you need to think about what is going on
>>71003521
someone answer this negro ?
>>71005302
>>71003521
Here. Depends on season and what episode but its clear that this season is the worst so far.
>>71002328
>please laugh
>all those people who waited 10 years to be in the studio audience now have to put up with chris evans
>>71005559
Thats a fate worse then death. Instead of meeting and be in the pressence of based Clarkson, you get the little ginger bitch Evans.
>>71005634
is it me or does he shout too much ?
plus i think theres some beef between him and Joey
>>71003695
I thought his passion was collecting cars, not driving them.
>>71002267
B-ban m-military style assualt weapons
>>71004953
But it is not difficult to get laid. What are your chances like for not landing 'a right couple of belters'? Like, being locked into a decently attractive, subservient woman sounds fine but if you end up with a thick-as-pigshit bitch that doesn't do as she's told, well then surely it isn't worth it. Also it doesn't really say anything positive that the selling point of your religion is a regressive attitude to women's rights.
![CjnM_yIXAAEPvCe[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/QLR4kVb.jpg "CjnM_yIXAAEPvCe[1].jpg")
>>71002688
>that daughter
Yes please
I heard they're sidelining Evans for the two guys from extra gear, since the ratings are so bad
wonder if he'll just be phased out entirely
>>71005442
FACT this looks really bad for me. FACT just fuck my career up, senpai.
>>71006193
http://loaded.co.uk/chris-evans-top-gear-axe-ratings-crash/
>>71006237
The funny thing is, he lied about the first ep of this season having more viewers then the first ep of the previous one. See >>71002328.
>>71006193
Sacking Evans might salvage Top Gear somewhat.
I keep meaning to, but then again, I don't see the point.
>>71004953
>Tfw no gf is a non existent feel in Islam.
ISIS is the islamic embodiment of /r9k/ though
>>71006593
this
>>71001002
The show is like the BBC execs knew Top Gear was popular for the edgy humour which they wanted to recreate but couldn't because it doesn't fall in line with their lefty agenda. The whole show just feels like it was made by a committee.
Nothing encapsulated it more than in the first episode where Matt LeBlanc jarringly squeezed in "I had a threesome once" ohhhh very naughty hehehehe
>>71001002
Why did they even get this ugly motherfucker as the host? Is he popular in bongland? I watched the first episode and looking at his greasy face just made me inexplicably angry.
>>71006714
It's my understanding that he's one of those guys that gets into every party, but no one knows why or how.
I couldn't finish the first episode, tried again with the second episode and it was shit. Haven't watched any more of it. Let it die
>>71001002
Me, but I skipped the 20 MINUTES of those two niggers talking about their old cars or whatever. Seriously the new SIARPC is fucking awful. Also, no news? Of course not because there's zero fucking chemistry, all that's left are the high production values, camera work etc. which is still good. The original trio shooting the series on their cell phones would be better though.
>>71006714
>Is he popular in bongland?
No, everyone hates him which is why we are shocked he keeps getting work.
>>71006912
Oh, i've yet to try Extra Gear yet. I'll get round to it
>>71007006
>The original trio shooting the series on their cell phones would be better though.
FACT.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbbkDiuz9fw
>>71002328
He's like a real life Alan Partridge.
>>71002123
EL JUTO JOEY
>>71002688
>>71004716
>Doesn't like Citizen Khan
the best sitcom bbc has done in last 10 years, but its not one of the greats
>>71007229
Jesus
It literally is better than new Top Gear
>>71002328
>>71007229
It shines through so clearly that it is these 3 that made the show.
>>71006178
>2016
>stuck my white kaffir cock in 2 muslim lebanese girls
felt pretty good, risky though, everytime their family found out someone threatened me vicariously through her
kinda made it not worth the effort
>>71002688
To be fair goodness gracious me was on in the 90s and it was great
>>71004953
That's also why muzzies are mostly midgets, ugly and mentally handicapped.
In western civilasation those are removed from the genepool in the long run since not everyone gets to breed.
>>71002123
I would be down for a show with LeBlanc and Evans doing stupid shit. I'd watch the hell out of it. As long as its snarky LeBlanc.
>>71003147
Watch the specials.
>>71001002
http://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/chris-evans-admits-fears-being-8227206
http://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/top-gear-set-axed-ratings-8216537
>naughty laps
fucking hell
>>71006714
he's like the English Andy Dyck
>>71003147
No, skip it and watch season 2. There were 22 seasons in total before Evans took over, so it's a bit of a time sink. But if you want a quick inkling as to what the hosts are like, then>>71008912
watch the specials. Then give the show a try starting from season 2.
This cheap car/race challenge hybrid is fucking atrocious.
>>71001002
Now's the time to tune back in, if you want Evans fired.
There was a number of stories saying they're minimizing his role and putting the guys from the extra show on. If ratings improve, Evans will be fired for next season. Show you respond to their attempt to make it better.
>>71002123
I like that one chef guy, he'd have been great banter with Leblanc because he's better thinking on his feet
>>71003147
Start with wherever 2005
LeBlank was decent in his review of the new Ariel car.
The Challenges got too gimmicky and the rule breaking stuff, while a top gear staple is just too cheesy.
The first half of the reliant robin challenge had no challenge.
It doesn't feel like a show about cars and weighs so much more on TONIGHT ON TOP GEAR X DOES SOMETHING COMPLETELY UNRELATED TO CARS. Its still salvageable. Is Chris Evans a producer here? They need to change some of the producers too.
>>71011503
Fuck off BBC, he'll be fired just as much if the show loses viewership, and I wont have to sit through A Clockwork Orange style torture.
Tesla again, didnt the previous series of top gear basically say electric is bullshit and the wrong technological direction, why not invest all that money into hydrogen fuel cells, tesla is nothing but the apple of car brands
>>71001002
chris evans was the worst choice for top gear.....IN THE WOOOORLD
>>71011718
Also here is another thing.
>Jeremy Clarkson's other projects
Documentaries about other technologies, engineering, and science
>James May's other projects
A show about toys
>Richard Hammond's other projects
A science show for children where they do experiments on the scale of Myth Busters
>Chris Evan's other projects
Radio Host on pop culture
Matt LeBlank's other projects
Starred in some sitcoms
A love for, and background in science and engineering has to be a requirement for Top Gear hosts.
>>71011975
>forgetting may's cars of the people and the reassembler amongst others
>>71001002
No, not since the first episode.
>>71011753
That was just the old fascist crew.
Now we got the new diverse eco-friendly crew who know that we can just get unlimited electricity from the sun and wind and combustion is the devils tool.
>>71012225
Battery manufacturing does more harm to the environment then oil refineries. FACT.
That episode was OK. Also Sabine Schmitz is pretty noice. I'd service her.
>>71012038
>forgetting that time James stared into the yawning abyss from a u2 spy plane
>2nd episode
>Damian Lewis is the guest
>Telling about parts he has played
>Forgot about Lt. Dick Winters in Band of Brothers
This could have been saved if they'd made it into a completely new show.
Get rid of the Stig, just have Sabine be the racing driver. The new track for SIARPC seems alright, just Evans is shit in the role.
Remove Evans. Bring in a better front man, and give the presenters some time to gel and create chemistry rather than trying to force it with shit scripted banter.
>>71011753
>hydrogen fuel cells
Hydrogen fuel cells produce electrical current, as used by electric cars.
>>71012960
Oh don't nitpick, Band of Brothers was never that big over here.
>>71013403
bullshit, it was a co-production between HBO and BBC (my Dad's friends were extras in the Bastogne episode)
>>71007725
Mom's gonna FACT!
>>71005442
>that 2007 bump
BASED
>>71013464
Sorry if I offended you (or your Dad's friends), but I was saying that it wasn't that big, as in hype and popularity, not that it wasn't UK produced. It just sort of happened. It wasn't a big event or a sensation. It just passed and the people who caught it agreed it was pretty good. Perhaps your connection to the show puts you in a poor position to judge its popularity.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87WmXg3ILHI
>>71001002
I torrentedthe first episode and had to shut it off midway through. It's unwatchable.
I watched last week were joey was drove around for 16 minutes and kept saying places in london
>>71006458
Perhaps but they are actually doing the beta uprising.
>>71002123
Would he have saved the show?
its unwatchable. So fucking bad i wont even bother stealing it with torrents.
Chris Evans is such a fucking annoying prick too... Ugly sickly looking ginger cunt.
Skippingly watched Episode 3. The Nig who reviewed the hatch backs is pretty good. He has background in other car and tech shows. He can stay. 2 more hosts to go.
>>71011503
>If ratings improve, Evans will be fired for next season.
Yeah, no. And the guys from the extra show aren't much better. They're so sterile and phony feeling (aside from Sabine).
>>71014391
>today we're driving a van
>TIME TO GO RAPE SOME KIDDIES oh god
>...
>*rich evans laughing for 20 minutes straight*
>>71006458
I remember reading an interview with a Iraqi turned ISIS citizen/agent (somewhat against his will) and he specifically mentioned how bitter he was that he couldn't get gf growing up and how it made him hate the world/US oppressor.
>>71015461
>its unwatchable. So fucking bad i wont even bother stealing it with torrents.
>Chris Evans is such a fucking annoying prick too... Ugly sickly looking ginger cunt
THIS
leave Top Gear to me
