>His last, fatal trick was on the Goddess Hine-nui-te-pō. In attempting to make mankind immortal by changing into a worm, entering her vagina and leaving by her mouth while she slept, she crushed him with the obsidian teeth in her vagina.
Are Disney going to show this part?
>>70998364
This will probably be the first Disney flop. Characters are too ugly and story sucks
>>70998364
They didn't show Hercules rip his own body apart or slaughter the Amazons so doubtful.
>>70998411
>This will probably be the first Disney flop.
Princess and the Frog?
Mars Needs Moms?
John Carter?
Lone Ranger?
Are Disney going to show this part?
>>70998446
>Mars Needs Moms?
That was Disney?
>>70998411
>first Disney flop
>>70998487
Can't see shit.
>>70998446
Well yeah but no one cares about those
>>70998411
It won't even be the first Disney flop this year
>>70998487
Video is so dark I couldn't tell what the fuck was going on
>>70998600
yeah, that's why they are flops
>>70998364
Can you imagine being a parent and looking up shit about the latest Disney movie only to stumble onto the wiki page dedicated to the history of vagina dentada?
Can you imagine the song for this? I'm thinking it's like hakuna matada, except vagina dentada.
>>70998824
>Can you imagine being a parent and looking up shit
No, I'm an American.
>>70998824
Ha! This is hilarious! How do I upvote on this site?
>>70998948
Alt+f4 bro
>>70998364
This is more or less my fetish.
>>70998740
holy fuck how could anyone let this happen
>>70999016
>>70998824
Eh. Snow White originally got raped by Prince Charming. Cinderella's step sisters got their feet cut off etc etc.
>>70998446
Black Cauldron
>>70998364
Is that hurley after he stay to become the new jacob?
>>71001111
>>70998364
The people's vagina.
>>70998364
how exactly would that make mankind immortal?
I had a dream I was in like middle school and behind me in a desk sat The Rock, and I turned around and asked him how this movie would be and he said to me ," Have you ever seen Lion King?" And then I woke up.
>>70998411
I thought it looked really good
>>70999120
That animation is really fluid and sensual, I'm going to jack it to this movie for sure
>>70998364
She only crushed him with her pussy jaws because one of his homies was watching the whole thing unfold and couldn't stop laughing when he entered her. Woke that bitch up and she saw what was going down and ruined it for us all.
>>70998411
theres no way this will flop. lilo and stitch was wildly popular and disney princess movies are money machines. maybe it wont hit frozen numbers, but its gonna succeed.
>>70998364
How about Disney showing real Polynesian costumes like eating people.
Also Maui it too Damn ugly, why Disney didn't make him closer to The Rock appeareance?
>>70998740
Shit, Disney really needs to cut back. How many movies are they cranking out on a yearly basis now?
I can't get over how fucking hideous he looks. But at least they'll finally make a movie with a young pretty female protag without a love interest.
>>70998364
>entering her vagina and leaving by her mouth while she slept
i dont think vaginas work that way
>>70998411
You're dumb as fuck if you think this will flop. Pretty much everything about it is GOAT.
>>71004727
>Ancient Polynesians practiced autopsy and had a thorough understanding of internal human anatomy
MATE
