Why do people hate her? Jealousy?
>>70982125
She's nuts. I don't hate her though
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>>70982167
i would goop in her poop
>>70982125
>Get Sweater, Do Slide
Literally what did she mean by this?
>>70982584
Not everything makes sense anon
Because she wouldn't share her limes.
>>70982584
check this get
didn't she cuck Chris Martin with a black guy?
>>70982125
She's not exactly hatable. She's just that clueless rich white bitch. It's an affectionate kind of hate, where you just smile and shake your head and say "you dumb fucking bitch, moon-dust smoothies aren't a real thing, you're paying $70 for a jar of dirt and they're laughing at you"
I hate how she thinks she's an intellectual because she's in the wealthy-people-who-do-nothing club.
It feels like it's allllllll about her in this really grim, calculated way. It feels like she called her agent or whomever and said yes, Chris Martin, that one. Make it happen.
>>70982792
On an absolute scale, no. On a relative scale, yes.
>>70982125
Because she's this combination of everything that makes modern women so fucking insufferable.
she killed thirty people with a fire axe in a casino in the philippines in 2006 and interpol had to cover it up
This expression on her mother's face as she is 'patiently explaining the cosmos of which she is in the middle'. I see this in Gwyneth too. It's solipsistic and irritating.
>>70982125
She's fit and attractive and has the gall to admit it takes work. This is counter-cultural to the current American PC movement which champions self destruction and rising obesity rates. It is jealousy; fat, lazy homebodies are the people who hate her.
Because she is an incredibly smart lady.
>>70982125
Her (((dad))) was a director who got her a part in Hook through his pal (((Speilberg))) launching her career. Literally her entire claim to fame is managing a decent English accent, something Lindsay Lohan could do when she was 12. She's an airheaded, bitchy seeming drip convinced the world has some interest in hearing her sing poorly. She's fucking cancer.
>>70983163
(((faggot)))
>>70982125
because she's a rich patronizing cunt
>>70983157
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>>70983157
hmm, wait, that actually looks pretty good?
>>70983450
What the fuck are you going to make out of that? A Sadness Burrito?
>>70983549
omelettes and fried rice you faggot
>>70983645
The point is SNAP is for poor people living on a budget and she's buying overpriced seasonal fruits, tons of worthless greens, and pretty much no protein.
That is not how poor people shop.
>>70983157
Goddamn bitch do you really need seven limes? Who the fuck eats a lime? Buy an orange or banana, they're cheap as fuck.
Maybe if you didn't buy a whole fucking leak you could have gotten more than one fucking ear of corn.
Is that cilantro? The most useless vegetable?
How can this bitch buy just one sweet potato? Does she know they sell regular potatoes by the pound? 5lbs of potatoes is 4 dollars you stupid cunt
>>70983330
i want my cock in her tight goop
>>70983716
Yes, I have been poor before so I can properly appreciate the cost of things and learning to budget. Unlike this ivory tower bitch who apparently thinks fucking cilantro is an essential part of a person's diet.
Because she's better than them, and she doesn't pretend to be on their level like Jennifer Lawrence does.
>>70983371
Yeah. That's it. Kys my man/faggot/lost girl.
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>>70983716
Aw so either you admit your wrong or janitors finally recognize shitposting when they see it.
>>70982125
Because a sheltered, rich woman who was born into affluence and has never had to work a day in her life and is completely out of touch with reality offering life advice to working class people is beyond condescension.
>>70984009
>poornigger
>>70982125
She's pretty, white, and rich as fuck. THis triggers the liberals.
>>70983157
imma see what 29 bucks can get me fo cheap with shit on sale right now
>>70984018
That's impressive considering the avocado cost $28
>>70984225
Where can I buy a $28 avocado?
>>70984315
mehico
>>70984315
He's exaggerating a bit but they are overpriced for what you're getting.
>>70983157
you can get a lot of instant ramen and canned beans for 30 bucks.
>>70984377
what about burritos de burro
>>70984377
Fuck canned beans, dry beans are just as good at less than half the cost. Add some cheap chicken and rice and now you're talking.
>>70984174
up to 15 bucks right now
Who /shopliftsexpensivevegetables/ here?
Fuck you I'm not paying 1.50 for a single avacado. I'm gonna ring everything in on the self checkout line as bananas
Why are people shitting on the limes? 7 limes can make a crap load of lime-ade and that shit is cheaper than buying juice.
>>70984432
>0.79 for 5 lbs of potatoes
Where in the world are you getting this?
Because of stupid shit like this:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2623603/Gwyneth-Paltrow-insists-movie-star-mom-harder-9-5-job-comment-taken-context.html
>>70983025
Paltrow pls
>>70984432
>5lbs of potatoes for $.79
where?
>>70984469
from my local grocery store ads
>>70984432
80pk of tortillas? where you live
>>70984468
Because you shouldn't drink either? Drink water.
>>70982125
She a jew with waspy entitlement.
>>70984488
corn tortillas
not flour tortillas
>>70984485
you mean per pound (when on sale maybe).
>>70984485
That's probably the per pound price.
>>70984519
then why buy cornchips if you can make your own you idiot
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>>70984544
its fucking cheap ass 5 pounds of russet potatoes
Because she's the epitome of retarded modern women.
>>70984561
because they are the shit and I aint frying shit and making it taste like shit
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>>70984468
Because if you have 29 dollars and you spend 6 dollars on limes you just wasted 20% of your budget on something with almost no calories. Plus oranges and lemons exist and literally half the price
>>70984568
WHERE DO YOU LIVE?
>>70984568
well huh.
>>70984502
Water is refreshing but boring. Consuming things that taste good is one of the best things about being a human.
up to 20
>>70984657
If you can fit into the budget then go for it. But when I was poor it was calories and nutrition first. A little suffering makes you appreciate the good times more.
>>70984018
American here, what the fuck is that fleshy looking tuber on the left between the eggs and black beans? Is this some type of British vegetable or poor person food? Thanks in advance.
>>70984662
meat bolonga. kek
>>70984706
A sweet potato. Sometimes called a yam.
>>70984706
>doesn't know what a sweet potato looks like
>>70982984
This is the best thing I've read all day
>>70984706
Sweet potato. Also known as a Yam. You just live under a rock somehow, its American as fuck.I think they taste like shit
>>70984473
She's right, though.
>>70984706
A sweet potato. I think you faggots call them yams.
>>70984757they do.
>>70984757
they taste alright fried and with dipping sauce
>>70983157
>no oatmeal
bitch i could do this in my sleep. i've been poor my whole life.
add another buck thing and im at 29
This is all just stuff on sale this week
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>>70984018
Here's the thing, her heart is obviously in the right place, but she's such a moron and so out of touch she doesn't realise how embarrassing her choices were- until maybe her friends pointed it out for her.
I'm gonna go ahead and guess she grew up fairly well-to-do.
>>70985019
Why all the fucking fruit and no meat? No rice? No beans? No vegetables? You're bad at shopping.
>>70985019
get some koolaid mang
>>70985044
her dad and mom are in the movie biz so ya
>>70985044
Born into a wealthy Hollwood family. Never had to work or experience real life.
>>70985019
Fuck off with the cheerios and just get some oats- instant or quick oats or regular ones-
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>>70985063
Do you think she really goes grocery shopping? If she ever has, it was probably years ago. This is a person who has a personal chef. She couldn't know the first thing about what a destitute family would need to buy to survive.
>>70985019
wow, anon, this isn't gluten free at all
>>70985175
I was responding to the anon who made his own "better" shopping list. He got more stuff but it's still all shit.
Ask /ck/ or /fit/ for cheap healthy food and you'll get the same answer everytime.
>Rice
>Dry beans
>Broccoli
>Chicken
Cheap as shit, filling, nutritious.
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>>70985106
nigga meat is expensive and I said it was just shit on sale this week
>>70985241
>Dry beans
Why dry? Canned are cheaper, better quality and 'sodium is bad' is a meme.
>>70985338
Chicken is meat and is not expensive. $2/lb for boneless breasts, half that for legs.
>>70985365
nigga 10 pounds of chicken quarters goes on sale here for $2.70 and that's when I get chicken
>>70985019
you should've stopped at 25 because the tax will kill you
>>70985395
Get a better store.
>>70985518
TEN POUNDS FOR 2.70
NOT 2.70 A POUND
>>70985493
no tax on food here :^)
>>70985579
Well excuse me princess. But further proves the point that chicken is cheap and good.
i want to hate fuck her
>>70982125
delusion celeb wrapping new age philosophy/pop psych/health fads in a pretty bow for retards to waste their money on. can't blame her for successful branding herself though
>>70985598
I know it is but that chicken isn't on sale this week or I would have put it
and boneless skinless chicken breast here is 1.47 right now :^) and goes down to 99 cents a lot so I won't buy that right either
>>70982691
>moon-dust smoothies aren't a real thing
they are so
>>70985604
Everyone does, anon
I watched Shallow Hal this morning and I'm pretty sure that traumatized her somehow
>>70985805
You couldn't make a movie like that today.
>>70985830
You seriously couldn't. How did things change so much in 15 years? People are so easily offended by fucking anything.
>>70985830
idk, I thought it was pretty blatant with its message of "Don't judge a book by its cover" or whatever. A few moments of early jew-ry. The ugly people had "inner beauty" but for Paltrow's character the whole argument falls apart. The only difference for her was about 200lbs, which is totally fixable, but it's equated to being flat out ugly, which isn't.
>>70986101
The movie still had fat jokes, can't do that.
>>70983157
the two pound bag of Safeway rice costs $5 and she opted for the one that was more expensive per ounce
the eggs usually go on sale
the cilantro/parsley makes no fucking sense whatsoever and whatever she spent on peas would have bought a more nutritionally useful frozen vegetable
> 7 limes
6 vaganias
>>70986320
Yup, she has clearly never shopped for herself in her life.
>>70985352
>Canned are cheaper
only they aren't
>>70986320
she's right though that what people on SNAP and other welfare shit receive is a pittance, although I admit from seeing it firsthand that assistance programs like that create an incentive to have children for poor people when they probably shouldn't. Although, this isn't as much a financial problem as it is a population problem, the amount we spend on social programs is such a tiny sliver of the budget that its actually funny when people claim welfare queens are bleeding the country dry.
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>>70985395
both of you niggers shut up and consider that meat prices depend heavily on what's raised closest to you
in arkansas where factory poultry farms are everywhere, poultry is cheapest
out here in arizona it's beef
in north carolina it's pork and in coastal areas fish is cheapER but never cheap
>>70986541
If anything it pays too much. I was on SNAP while my bf was working and they gave us $200 a week. I could barely spend it, we were buying steak and lobster just to use it up.
>>70983157
A PR campaign to try and seem like she has any connection or empathy for the masses?
I don't think it's going to work- the damage was done, even before the time of that tweet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCG3WgYxPkI
>>70983677
dubs tell the truth
what the fuck you gonna eat raw garlic for? All her thinking was oh you add this to food you already have .. stupid bitch
>>70983157
29 bucks can buy me a bunch of ramen, some canned beans, some canned veggies and enough chicken breasts to marinate and cook on the grill for a week
>>70986752
>Canned
Do NOT buy canned shit. Frozen or dry.
>>70985019
>fried chicken 4.99
I'm with you there. Got KFC tonight because I had a coupon for it. Been getting grocery store fried chicken and I'm not impressed with KFC anymore.
>>70986768
why not?
>>70986897
Because they cost a lot more.
>>70986530
They are here in Australia.
Less than 20 cents per 100grams of just about every bean.
Because she's a narcissistic cunt like every other hollywood cunt.
>>70987204
Well not all. Just most.
>>70985518
Quick Google search found it. What you're talking about here is a store in Nebraska. It's regional. The closest equivalent to Baker's would be Ralphs or Food4Less.
Could be why the Anon didn't want to say where it was.
>>70987610
Baker is also Kroger which is more widespread.
