YOU WICKED, WICKED DEVIL! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
OBAMAAAAAAAA
>>70981786
LMAO is that /pol/'s Hero?
he caters to the retards who browse /pol/
>>70981862
talk that shit around alex, boy. I DARE you
>>70981862
Fuck off, shill.
>>70981862
you are wrong
he is laughed at over there
he said the gay muslim shooter was a false flag operation
>>70981786
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhqUk28OwHs
>>70981786
Damn, Bill Hicks got fat.
>>70982110
Wouldn't be surprised.
The objective is to disarm the people and there have been many false flags before, take Adam Lanza for example.
Post your favourite AJ moments
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sTI1u6HXspE
>>70982110
Isn't everything a false flag operation for him?
Meme magic kills again!
http://www.infowars.com/flashback-alex-jones-predicted-dark-knight-rises-would-cause-trouble/
>>70983218
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MVpx0vGwOY
does anyone have that alex jones anime webm
>>70982227
If the Gubmint wanted to take away your guns, why haven't they? Why in fact does after every shooting, gun sales go up not down? You'd think a school full of dead kids might have been the perfect opportunity to take away those guns, but they didn't.
So either the powers that be are completely retarded, or you are.
I don't care how much this guy hates obama or shills his water filters. He's pure entertainment. Like if Chris chan got his own news network.
Also, the infowars reporters are ridiculously brave. they're always going straight to the heart of angry blm mobs and riots.
>>70981862
>he caters to the retards who browse /pol/
Nobody on /pol/ likes him. Obvious jew shill and controlled opposition, as you're demonstrating here.
>>70983339
Don't even try arguing with retards like that. They're under the delusion that the US government (with the biggest army in the world) is terrified of a bunch of hicks with ar-15s who can't do 10 pushups.
Truth is, if the 'illuminati' wanted to take your guns they'd be melted down so fast you wouldn't even have time to say 'muh rights
>>70983276
Is there even a difference between Alex Jones and Ghost?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-MXuP4Tnww
>>70983435
Who?
>>70983472
/b/'s favourite Texan
>>70983393
>They're under the delusion that the US government (with the biggest army in the world) is terrified of a bunch of hicks with ar-15s
Yeah it's not like the whole might of the US army was defeated by some camelfuckers with AK47. Or slants with even older AK47s.
If you opened a book you'd find out that having an insurrection among your own population is far worse than trying to stamp out some third world guerrillas too; you have infiltration problems, defections, your own supply lines can be targeted, your civilian population as well.
>if the 'illuminati' wanted to take your guns they'd be melted down so fast
In a country with more guns than people, without registry.. you're fucking delusional. It's not even a muh second amendment issue, I'm not american. You just have no fucking concept of history.
Check out the Vietnam War, Afghanistan I and II, Finnish Winter War.. then read about the Balkans. That should be an easy primer.
>>70983218
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KalX0MJ5hQ
>>70983339
Because they want to do it with the public's support, so people don't become aware that the governments have been taken over and rebel.
They don't want to force you into slavery, they want to make you want it.
>>70983382
yet he shills for trump and last i checked /pol/ was sucking trump's balls
>>70983554
> by some camelfuckers with AK47.
You mean hardened war veterans who had decades experience fighting superpowers on their home turf? Lot different than the dumb hick in the middle of Indiana who goes and sits in a deer stand a couple of times a year.
>having an insurrection among your own population
Why do you think there'd be any serious insurrection? I'd be on the side of the government. You ammosexuals have a really high sense of unwarranted self importance. The vast majority of the US population would help round you up and send you to the FEMA camps.
>In a country with more guns than people, without registry
Most of the guns are concentrated in the hands of a small minority of the population. You only have 2 hands, once the SEAL sniper puts one between your eyes it doesn't matter that you own 75 guns.
>>70983593
>yet he shills for trump and last i checked /pol/ was sucking trump's balls
A cat has nipples. Alex Jones has nipples. Alex Jones is a cat.
>>70983570
90% of the US population supports increased gun control
>>70983670
>SEAL Sniper
>Ammosexual
Same people.
>>70983570
>>70983736
Before you ask, source:
http://fivethirtyeight.com/features/most-americans-agree-with-obama-that-more-gun-buyers-should-get-background-checks/
>>70983393
this
if the illuminati did exist congress would probably be a bit more efficient (as in they'll fucking accomplish shit)
>>70983774
Decadence is daunting.
>>70983770
Nah, ironically most special forces aren't lunatic gun nuts; I think it might have to do with the mental health screenings they go through to become special forces.
>>70981862
lol /pol/tards r fucking retards amiritet guize???x dxd who here #hilldog2016 xxdd
>>70983670
>You mean hardened war veterans
No, I mean untrained goat herders.
> decades experience fighting superpowers
They got that, they didn't have it when they started.
> Lot different than the dumb hick in the middle of Indiana who goes and sits in a deer stand a couple of times a year.
Yes, the dumb hick probably has a better education, access to the internet, access to technology, communications, and yet shares the local knowledge that is usually the deciding factor.
Again you have no fucking clue what you're talking about. The fact that they can blend in completely in your own population and that they exist within your borders makes them exponentially more dangerous.
>Why do you think there'd be any serious insurrection?
You're the one that suggested it.
> You ammosexuals
Get your mental health checked out.
> Most of the guns are concentrated in the hands of a small minority of the population.
The fact that "a small minority" of the population have literal caches of weapons is not a good argument for you.
> once the SEAL sniper
You're 12 years old, right? Stop trying to discuss adult stuff and go back to COD.
>>70983812
So then where's the increased gun control? Why haven't they begun the confiscations yet?
>>70983830
trying too hard /pol/tard
go back to your hole
>>70983736
>supports increased gun control
>>70983774
>should-get-background-checks
Political tactics 101:
Get people to support a specific statement, then generalize it enough that it seems to support a series of proposals not included in the original statement.
>>70983913
haha great job bro!! we showed him :)) epic dude!!
>>70983876
>They got that, they didn't have it when they started.
Confirmed for underage. Where you even born when the twin towers fell?
Stop telling other people to read up on conflicts when you don't even have a clue about what I'm talking about.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_in_Afghanistan_(1978%E2%80%93present)
>>70983393
>bunch of hicks
You've never served in the military have you? Right wing hicks make up a majority of enlisted personnel. They won't fight other American hicks for a left wing government.
>>70983218
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_6nz1Dhxn4
>>70983997
Luckily predator drones don't feel patriotism.
>They won't fight other American hicks for a left wing government.
Keep telling yourself that.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Civil_War
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waco_siege
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ruby_Ridge
>>70984075
>winning a war with predator drones
Yeah, that's gone great with ISIS and Afghanistan.
>>70981862
ah shit, well you got me, I'm now a #HillaryHarpoon
>>70984164
Again, why do you think it would be a war? More likely it would be carpet bombing a couple of dozen hick compounds in the southern US.
The country doesn't stand with you :^)
>>70984198
>not being a #JebHead
He's gonna pull a maneuver at the convention. Slow and steady.
>>70983570
Yes people are going to quite universities, office jobs, labor jobs, their entire fucking lifes to go to war with the government because police squads are collecting all the guns from USA
Like you are this autistic senpai
>>70984267
Now that's what I call bean bag!
>>70984236
Again, why do you think we'd win an insurgency in America, against Americans, when we can't do it to sand niggers in the Middle East?
>>70983997
If the majority of enlisted personnel wouldn't fight other Americans what's the point of having the 2nd Amendment at all?
![neckbeard1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/WoU83tc.jpg "neckbeard1[1].jpg")
>>70984302
Because this is the average gun nut in the US
>>70984337
In case I'm wrong.
>>70984344
And the average gun nut in Afghanistan can't read. Didn't stop them from beating the Soviets, and then the Americans.
>>70984075
You do know that Predator drones are piloted by people right? They aren't controlled by AI.
>>70984286
Some would.
It would sow the seeds of dissent in the rest.
his cameo in A Scanner Darkly was good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EN_VBc98dzg
the man is pure freedom-kino
>>70983238
I've heard him say "this isnt a false flag, he's a muslim" lmao
>>70983393
>why doesnt the government just use it's military might against the guerrilla insurgents?
as always both sides of every american debate are retarded
ITT
>>70984395
The US government propped up the 'gun nuts' in Afghanistan to help them win the war against the Soviets. Before we got involved they were getting their shit pushed in.
By the time we got into conflict with them they had been living total war for like 2 decades.
The only thing the US gun nut has been at total war with is his arteries vs. cheeseburgers
>>70984396
Again, you're vastly overrating the militaries deference to retards shouting 'muh rights.
>>70984533
>implying the Chinese, Russians, and Iranians wouldn't prop up American rebels to weaken the United States
It's like you don't even know anything about international politics.
>>70984588
>retards
You honestly believe that all firearm owners are "retards shouting 'muh rights" ?
You honestly believe that Predator drones are a viable method of enforcing gun control?
Do you know how much they cost? Do you know how many guns are in America?
You're a fucking moron.
>>70984623
The last thing any of those countries want is the US collapsing. If the US economy goes the rest of the world is going to follow.
Ask your teachers about the nuances of geopolitics once summer is over little anon.
Also, stop listening to your Trump-fu about how China causes global warming to defeat the US.
>>70984675
P. sure the idiots in this thread talking about how they're going to declare war against the feds because they're trying to take 'muh gunz ARE "retards shouting 'muh rights' :^)
>>70984697
>the rest of the world depends on the US
>>70984588
A large portion of the military is part of that group though.
Did you know that Alex does the best DBZ dub ever?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZNlaiWNvqU
>>70984729
How does a fed know one gun owner from another?
You think every "rebel" is going to plant a yard sign that says "REBEL LIVES HERE"?
Enforcing gun control with professional military force is idiotic in a nation that has more firearms in public circulation than there are people living here.
>>70984786
Don't worry, you're all on lists. When the federal government is ready, you'll be quickly ushered to the FEMA camps.
>>70984839
>someone who has never worked for the government, and can't possibly imagine how incompetent they really are
>>70984533
>The only thing the US gun nut has been at total war with is his arteries vs. cheeseburgers
Sadly, this is the truth. If a Red Dawn type scenario ever came up for real the Americans would get rekt, let alone against drones.
>>70984839
Their lists aren't ready for actual use yet, they need better tools to sift through the huge amounts of data they illegally collect.
Furthermore, such legislation and executive action would only actually happen if it would boost poll numbers.
>>70984924
Well sounds like you better start working on your compound instead of shitposting on /tv/ so you're prepared for when the time comes
>>70984974
>implying I even own any guns
I spend all my money on video games.
Americans have always been conspiratards.
That's why Andrew Jackson was able to become president by railing about 'muh corrupt bargain".
I mean, this is a country where people were so suspcious about Freemasons that an entire "Anti-Masonic" political party was founded and had one of the best results of any 3rd party in American history (8% of the popular vote and 7 electoral votes in the 1832 Presidential election).
Before it was "illumanti run the media & music industry" it was "Bavarian Illumanti run the monarcharies!!"
Americans have always been loud paranoiacs.
How many false flags are we on now? Why haven't all the guns been grabbed yet?
>>70983946
They had one conflict with the russians.
Compared to a first world assault recon force, well, The camefuckers are just completely untrained in comparison.
That other anon has the rest of my arguments.
You are an ignorant, gun-grabbing pleb and have no idea just how bad a civil war-type scenario would really be for the US govt. We are talking upwards of 50-60% of the military straight up defecting.
>>70985050
Better to be a bit too alert than a bit too little.
>>70985077
>Why haven't all the guns been grabbed yet?
It's a very gradual process.
>>70985087
Lol, time checks out for you to actually have had to read the article to learn about the Soviet-Afghanistan war. Now you're an expert?
Lol, go to bed kid you should enjoy the summer before starting high school
>live the most privileged and comfortable lives humans have ever lived in history
>complain about ridiculous bullshit and wanting to start a civil war over it which would turn your country into hell on earth
The fuck is wrong with conspiratards?
>>70985160
Comfortable is boring.
>>70985160
>complain about ridiculous bullshit
>the 2nd most important of our constitutional amendments
>right after freedom of speech
A nation that does not respect it's founding policies has no good reason to exist.
>>70985269
/pol/tard detected. How long until you start going on about how the south was right and we need to bring back slavery?
>>70985313
I'm not sure why you would bring up the South and slavery, they're not relevant to this current topic.
I am glad to see that you would like to put words in my mouth that I did not and have never said.
>>70983218
He sounds real confident on his own show but he quickly turns into an idiot when he actually tries to debate with people.
>>70983339
Because the government wants to trick the government into banning guns so they can take over the government.
>>70985377
Back to /pol/ faggot. Everyone can hear your dog whistle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODZE5peUfWQ
>>70985454
Why didn't you just post "/pol/" and nothing else?
Why waste the energy?
Your obsession isn't healthy. Not everyone who disagrees with you browses a particular board that you happen to dislike.
>>70985313
Keep making strawman arguments. See where that gets you.
>>70984522
me on the right
>>70985269
>Be American.
>Claim to be a government where Church and State are separate,
>Worship a piece of paper as if it was an infallible religious document.
>>70985454
>HURRRR LE /POL/ BOGEYMAN
>YUR A WHITE SOOPREMACIST
Typical shill.
>>70985566
>Be Non-American
>Claim that laws and rules have some sort of value
>Piss all over them at any given opportunity because someone with hurt feelings told you to
>>70985573
I'm jewish ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>70985614
Makes sense why you see the /pol/ boogieman behind every post you don't like.
>>70983554
The US does have a gun registry. Having an unlicensed gun is a criminal offense.
>>70985637
Incorrect, you can create your own firearm and not have to register it, so long as it's not of a restricted type (SBR/Automatic).
Also depends heavily on your own state's laws.
>>70983876
The dumb hick will bitch if he can't get his daily big mac with fries and a large coke. They know nothing about warfare, oppression, or basic logic.
>>70983736
People are beginning to think that the anti-bendis control lobby and NRA is being run by gun manufacturers and criminal cartels.
>>70985716
Don't worry about that guy, he was trying to cite his knowledge of warfare earlier but literally didn't know about the afghanistan-soviet war
>>70985609
>Be American
>Have 200 year old history
>Interpret everything in absolutes.
>Not realize that changes happen to societies over time necessitating some adjustment to laws.
Yeah, I wish we had judicial torture back in our laws, hurdurr.
If anything a country that doesnt change, dies.
>>70983218
SUICIDE MASS MURDER PILLS
>>70985820
>Be American
>Interpret everything in absolutes.
Quite ironic that you post this.
>Not realize that changes happen to societies over time necessitating some adjustment to laws.
>"adjustments" are the same as completely disregarding the intent of one of the founding laws of the country and mocking everyone who still sees value in it
>>70985889
>>70985939
I'd like to see any edit of this that says "Free speech is for pussies" with that crying man holding a laptop instead of a rifle.
>>70985985
Ironically the same retards yelling about 'muh guns happen to overlap with the retards yelling about 'muh speakz, so it's already covered.
Don't worry, just vote for babyhands Trump because he's the 'only one who's not PC and tell's it like it is'
>>70981786
>not trusting a man that literally goes super saiya-jin
you stupid sheep
>>70982136
>that fucking scream
>>70986042
>babyhandz
dont you have a bull to prep berniebro
>>70986187
You sound triggered. I heard reddit has a large donald trump community you can go to if you need a safe space :)
>>70982136
good christ
Even if he's a paid zionist shill or whatever it's just wrong to mock him. IF anyone does the same thing he does for how many years now, their lid would've popped off ages ago. IDK how David Icke does it. Must be ayy lmaos or extradimensional awareness helping him go through everything. 25 years and counting. Imagine researching an ancient psychopathic coven and their agendas for that long .. Jordan Maxwell has devoted ~50 years of his life doing just that. I don't even follow AJ, I've barely ever listened to him. But he deserves some respect for what he does. He's just a normal human being, he's not your hollywood goodlooker millionaire.
Yes they're pushing the nwo, yes 9 11 was a hoax, etc.etc. Water filters? Yeah, why not. Just meme my shit up. Wrap a white cloth around your tap and turn the water on for a minute. Rusty pipes, rocks, even shit. Did you know that they recycle your shit and make it into tap water?
You'd scream like you're going super sayan too if you were devoting basically every day combing through conspiracies and watching the watchers.
>>70984623
Okay let me get this straight
the leftist american government is here to fight you for your freedumbs
so the entire country enters a state of total civil war where its you and muh guns versus an actual military industrial complex
in this scenario the right "actual" americans are the oppressed people in revolt
and you think they will accept aid from russia (commies) china (mega commies) and iran (moslems)?
>>70985050
reminder that america was founded by extremist christians and that this has coloured its national history ever since
there's a reason there's such an irrational fear of the unknown and such adamant belief in a higher power trying to screw everyone over
>>70986481
right or left, guns are targeted to be taken away. They want the state to have a monopoly on possession of firearms and on violence.
WE'RE BREAKING THE CONDITIONING NYEEEAAAAHHH HRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIl_BNIJcFg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUEy55r49fY
>>70983946
>Stop telling other people to read up on conflicts when you don't even have a clue
You cite the Afghan war against the Soviets to prove that the goat herders had "experience fighting superpowers".
Maybe you're just bad at reading or understanding what you said originally. You just proved what I said.
AJ is a mere gatekeeper. Misdirection with a hint of truth
who /supermale/ here?
>>70986481
The far right loves Putin my man.
>>70986042
Yeah, freedom of speech is trivial. It's not one of the foundations of western society or anything like that.
I might have more time for him if he wasn't an evangelical christian. It's hard to take him seriously when he believes in a literal devil and antichrist.
>>70987952
If you get into all this stuff you may find yourself believing in the existence of the Devil. That's who the billionaire elites and "politicians" pray to. They're the ones who've been calling the shots to this day and there's lots of them who are in satanic secret societies and practice rituals and celebrate witch holidays etc. There must be something to it if they're doing it.
https://www.davidicke.com/category/276/satanism/page/1protipits not just 2 pages
>>70987010
>he takes Alex Jones' snake oil
>>70988444
First of all, nice trips.
I just have trouble believing that billionaires pray to anything but themselves.
>>70981962
>>70983830
>>70984198
>my roleplaying board is better than yours!
>>70988660
Your mindgames won't work on me, fuccboi.
>>70988520
There is a lot of evidence if you want to look for it. It's literally at your fingertips. Seconds away.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5dHhvpHIjM
The ritual itself picks up at aroudn 3:40. If you make any sense of it. Personally I don't really care about the details that much. Remember that these people in the robes there are high ranking politicians, officials, CEOs etc.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DD-JttocUzk
This one always makes my blood run cold.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsbKIiU7OP0
>>70988936
dafuq
YES, YES. VERY SNEAKY GOVERNMENT, VERY SNEAKY GOVERNMENT. HOWEVER.
>>70988444
>>70988936
>unironically buying into David Icke and his reptilian bullshit
>>70982136
DOES ANYONE HAVE THE ORIGINAL OF THIS
>>70983339
>>70983393
>>70985426
>>70983784
>>70984898
>>70988514
>Nutrition is snakeoil
I bet your keyboard is caked in cheeto dust
>>70983218
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkRY_kA2Aaw
I like this one. Pretty new too
>not posting the greatest conspiracy of all time
Should have known thisBill Hicksthread would be full of plebs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymaOg_rgo0o
>>70990359
You'd have to find the original upload, it's probably archived on YT.
I've found one without the Super Saiyan stuff though.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uR2UXmTGK4M
>when the super male vitality hits you hard
>>70991550
thanks, thats what i was looking for
have some lucy in return
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSJSUFz7Rn8
>>70988936
>Bohemian Grove
......
i was planning on sleeping tonight
>>70990330
Believe it or not, he is not being unscientific. Some of his books are 600,700 pages long. Latest one was around 1000. Some of his presentations last an entire day ~ 9 hours total. Have you read or watched anything of his?
Remember, it's not his or anyone's fault that the information makes sense.
I remmeber the guys from Spill.com saying that he's pretty cool headed off air when they knew him and that he liked to do Star Wars impressions.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFIrBw4es-g
>>70983276
Play at .5 speed
>>70988444
>being a YVHVcuck
The Nag Hammadi scriptures are the real redpill, plebs.
>>70990330
>officials conduct elaborate mock human sacrifice rituals at Bohemian Grove
>the finders
>conspiracy of silence
>Ted Gunderson
>Bill Cooper
>David Icke and his reptilian bullshit
Sure, he made it all up bro.
>>70992242
I get you. Satan, Demiurge, Archons, YHV they're all in the same boat if you ask me.
>>70983830
At last I finally seen I'm now a #HillaryArtillery
Somebody post that one video of Alex crying crocodile tears on 9/11
>>70992302
Ted Gunderson was based. That fucking tunnel under the primary school...
>>70992935
quarter all reptoidsyou can find the word PEDO in reptoid
>>70983774
>poll of several hundred people
>90% of 330 million people support this shit
Okay there Hildog
>>70993310
>what is random sampling?
>trusting an american with a gun
>ever
>>70983736
LOL
let me guess the poll question was
>Do you think people should be subjected to a background check before they purchase a fully automatic death machine whos only use is killing large amounts of innocent people in a short time?
>>70983339
Damn you're fucking stupid. They did try those very things and they weren't able to because there's way too many Americans that straight up won't do it. It would be total carnage.
