>For when the inevitable trilogy is made
We all know there is only one man for the job...
What possesses a man to get such stupid tattoos
>>70974189
Damn DOOM has been working out
>>70974242
same thing that possessed him to do steroids and look ridiculous.
![Berserk The Golden Age Arc 3 - Descent (2013).mkv_snapshot_01.24.44_[2016.06.18_17.28.43].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/KkzrMcE.jpg "Berserk The Golden Age Arc 3 - Descent (2013).mkv_snapshot_01.24.44_[2016.06.18_17.28.43].jpg")
I just finished watching the last Berserk movie the other day, WTF was that ending? Why is anime so fucked up? I'm sticking to normal movies.
>>70974189
That's not Idris Elba
cmon
let's get big
CMONNN
>>70974621
Not big enough, not h'white enough.
>>70974702
>It was too big, too thick, too heavy. It was more like a barrel of scoops.
>>70974242
covering up stretchmarks
I'd like to see what his cock looks like, no homo
>>70974279
lol
>>70974583
It sets him up for his revenge, lad.
>>70974773
berserk is mediterranean, not white.
>>70974872
He went into detail about how smaller balls are better as they make your dick look bigger, he came across as kind of insecure about that. His balls probably look like brussels sprouts from all the steroids. Like something you'd see attached to shrek.
>>70974702
>LEAVE HUMANITY BEHIND
>>70974914
he's whiter than the kushan who are qasi-indians but he's not african
you could maybe get a mixed gril to play casca
also his name is guts ree
>>70974963
His balls are probably tiny, steroids don't make them larger. He probably said that to feel better about himself.
>>70975036
Is Rich Piana any good at acting? He's done promotional stuff right, and he makes videos so he's fairly okay at speaking in front of a camera.
>YEAH GODO THIS IS A FIVE FOOT SWORD BUT I ALWAYS GOTTA GO OVERBOARD SO LETS GO SIX FEET
>>70974914
No he is modelled after Rutger Hauer now fuck off with your shitty cuck memes
>>70974189
>have a lot of muscle
>wear fake plastic chains
>>70975197
Never seen him act and it would probably be pretty bad. The only current bodybuilder I could see being any decent would be Kai Greene, or maybe Ronnie Coleman
>>70974583
the ending is still in the writing :^)
>>70975265
Probably makes his skin breakout.
>>70975333
He could probably do a decent Guts rage face desu.
He even sorta has the haircut.
>>70974189
Four BEHELITS ? C'mon ONE MORE
>>70975377
I guess he can't really fuck up animu
I can see him as Guts desu.
>>70975424
KEK you made me lose it
>EVERY 216 YEARS A NEW GOD HAND IS CHOSEN TO GET FUCKING HUGE
>you now realize there are people on planet Earth who unironically want wrestlers and/or "professional" "bodybuilders" to have a role as a main character in a Hollywood movie
Holy fucking shit, just fucking kill yourselves already.
Cast Mozgus.
Fuck me I want a good Mozgus
>>70975867
Well she looks the part. She can't really act though.
>>70975991
Dwayne Johnson
>>70975978
The rock and Bautista both do well with their roles. You sound ass chapped that they do better than you
>>70976043
>the rock
pic related
>bautista
yeah as a fucking henchman in bond who doesnt say shit and a side character in a reddit capeshit movie
>>70976083
Ignoring the horrible cgi for that one scene the rock looks great in that movie.
>>70975978
Make them speak in japanese and then dub it.
The delivery won't matter, just the emotion in their voice.
>>70976001
>Well she looks the part.
No, she doesn't.
>>70976102
That movie looks like normie summer comedic bullshit, if you're excited for this you should leave this board immediatly.
>>70976043
The Rock is an exception.
Name one film with Bautista as the lead.
He can't act, but at least he loves acting and is constantly trying to better himself at it.
>>70975867
Isn't casca kushan so shouldn't she be indian?
>>70976171
Yes yes well done anon well done anon
HOWEVER
Griffith is a lot harder to cast imo
>>70976206
>Isn't casca kushan
No, and there's nothing in the manga to suggest otherwise.
>>70976171
Looks decent for what it is.
>>70976230
>young feminine pretty boy
not that hard, most of the main cast needs to be young nobody's anyway
>>70976230
adam driver
>>70976230
>>70975978
Bodybuilders are usually a bit simple.
I reckon a good director could really get them into the role, and get them passionate about it, and deliver some solid natural performances.
Kind of like how Gervais got Karl to act in that one series where he plays a retard.
>>70976230
He's easy to cast, just cast a female.
>>70974189
Dwayne Johnson or Dave Batista will get it if it's made in Hollywood.
>>70976230
Just cast Tilda swinton
>>70976272
Nigger Griffith is supposed to be enchantingly beautiful fuck off with your traffic accident victim
>>70976291
>Channing Tatum will never play Guts
>Guts
The guy who played the first Mountain (Conan something)?
>Casca
Brown chick from Mad Max
Casting Griffith would be nigh-impossible
>>70976326
>Casting Griffith would be nigh-impossible
Harry Lloyd?Kit Harrington?
>>70976288
>>70976293
he has an athletic fairly masculine body
and don't tell me you're gonna cgi his body and dub his voice
>>70976230
He is, since he is described as being more beautiful than any man or woman.
>>70976347
>kit harrington
are you fucking blind?
Maybe literally cast a women for griffith.
An androgynous women.
>>70976171
>normie
>capeshit
You're the cancer that keeps this board so bad.
>Guts
Adam Driver
>Casca
Daisy Ridley
>Griffith
John Boyega
>Director
JJ Abrams
A Marvel Studios film
>>70976363
>fairly masculine body
fuking kek
Dyel ?
>>70976317
oh i know, cast that mongoloid looking king from warcraft
>>70976206
Casca's whatever Boscogne was I think. She's darker than the Kushans.
>>70976401
go watch more capeshit and discuss it on reddit you fucking normie
yfw at the moment, there are no actors manly enough to play Guts
>>70974189
the guy on the left is pika from one piece
>>70976230
Bieber.
>>70976394
>>70976394
I thought him mainly for the fact that he would be able to make the audience hate him pretty easily, he'd be a good villain. And he is more of a 'pretty' guy.
Really not feminine enough though is he.
>>70976203
>the rock is an exception
Because it blows out his argument it doesn't count? I want summer to be over.
>>70976420
Boscogne is a pure nigger, casca isn't
>>70976408
this isn't what women look like you deluded /fit/ nigger
>>70976454
Surely there are some unknown german or dutch actors who are big enough.
>>70976454
>tfw no Prime Arnold
>>70976452
Will do, have fun hating everything joyless faggot.
>>70976519
The face is completely feminine though.
>>70976519
he looks liek a fuking girl, you low test beta
I have yet to watch the original series. Is it a waste of time?
>>70976539
Thank God.
>>70976551
Jesus Christ are you unable to hold a thought for more than a second
We were talking about his body
>>70976556
>broad shoulders, narrow waist, visible muscle mass
I know you're memeing but get a grip you fag.
>>70976542
I won't hate this board now that you finally went back to plebbit.
>>70976556
If that's what the girls you see naked look like I'm pretty sure you're the one with the low test here
>>70976557
Nah it's pretty decent.
Especially if you don't get spoiled too much.
I find it really hard to sit through anime and tv series in general unless they're good, but I found it pretty compelling.
>>70976480
you'd need a male actor with soft features, namely a small jaw
you'd have to dig deep to find something like that since hollywood is just chads
>>70976519
>this isn't what women look like
>doesn't have a penis
>>70976573
I'm a different guy though, I just commented on the face, I agree about the body.
>>70976557
>>70976597
be prepared for ridiculous amounts of still frames and weird sound effects though
>>70976562
What's wrong with arnold?
>KUASKA LOIFE IS LIKE A BOWNFIRE OF DREAMS
>>70976622
it's just not shown for stylistic reasons
His dick is actually important to the plot
>>70976597
Thanks man, 26 episodes shouldnt be too much of a hurdle.
>>70976639
Isn't old anime and animation full of still frames though.
>>70976671
>Mai laf for yu is laik a trahck
![3945fce2-b3dc-467a-afbc-1c4488adbad3-2060x1236[1].jpeg_w=1125&q=55&auto=format&usm=12&fit=max&s=542f53e4abdefc6b50a666e4cb92e33d.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6RBejaQ.jpg "3945fce2-b3dc-467a-afbc-1c4488adbad3-2060x1236[1].jpeg_w=1125&q=55&auto=format&usm=12&fit=max&s=542f53e4abdefc6b50a666e4cb92e33d.jpg")
>>70976580
> broad shoulders, narrow waist, visible muscle mass
fuking kek, definitely DYEL
>>70976596
dyel
>>70976562
fight me you doublenigger
>>70976679
It is but it does have a nice hand drawn painted sort of animation style.
I think it's quite pretty.
>>70976277
Classic
>>70976708
brain damaged memester, go away
>>70974189
You can't make Guts black because otherwise him getting cucked by Griffith has almost no emotional impact.
>>70976708
>dyel
not an argument
I do btw
but you still haven't actually argued anything
You're just a dumb nigger from /fit/ who wants to show off on other boards
I go there too btw but I'm not a delusional monkey because of it
rich seems kind of like a bro at times, and not as dumb as i thought.
>>70976741
To be fair, Griffith got cucked harder by Guts than Guts by Griffith.
Griffith literally could not live with the fact that Guts was better than him, and that Guts refused to be subservient to Griffith.
>>70976732
>>70976754
Mad dyel fuckbois
>>70974242
>>70974300
He left humanity behind, you plebs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8J7cXjV-2Yw
i wish someone had dropped a bomb on this place
>>70974189
>I used to be berserk like you, then I took an arrow to the knee
>>70976230
Jared Leto is the only human being with perfect enough facial features to portray him
>>70976826
you remind me of this retarded mexican
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AD6zJrN9zRQ
>>70976789
In his latest videos he seems kind of insecure and awkward at times, and a nice guy who isn't afraid to laugh at himself. Even if he swears a lot I think even that is just him trying to look tough because he feels he has to.
I hope he doesn't die soon of a heart attack or anything.
>yfw scoops are the secret to living past 100
>>70975867
>that retard face
no fucking thanks, just tan a white girl for fucks sake
Sorry OP your thread went from enjoyable to shit in about 39 seconds somehow.
>>70976919
It's okay.
Anyway I always wondered, could you do visceral action scenes with modern animatronics, pyrotechnics and models?
Would someone swinging a huge replica sword through a model filled with guts and goo look good? Or would a movie have to have tonnes of cgi.
>>70974583
Why is evil earless gay batman raping that woman
>>70977068
>miura
>>70976826
>>70976708
t.
>>70976993
It could look good.
That's not the problem, though.
If something goes wrong during the filming of a gory scene, you'd have to clean up the set and you'd have to have a LOT of gutpuppets on hand, or else your shooting's going to get postponed so you can get a new one.
It would take an insane amount of effort, and the return would be negligible.
