So how bad is this gonna bomb
>>70972658
>everyone watches it to see how bad it is
>movie ends up being box office smash hit
>critics blackmailed by violent feminists
>movie ends up with 82% on RT
>>70972658
what are you sexist?
how dare you assume the poor financial performance of this masterful box office hit before it has been released!
is it because you hate women?
>>70972920
ive seen the future
>I'd rather beat my wife until she cries up bloody diarrhea than watch this stinking pile of crystallized queefs!
Jesus Christ, /tv/ defends this guy?
>>70972658
Im going watching it for Hemsworth. Seems hilarious in every bit hes in
>>70972962
A woman who hates women, whom let me think...
no
>>70972920
The one thing that is sadly, terribly guaranteed is that it'll be above 80% on RT. It just will. With all this backlash everyone, mostly males, will be deathly afraid to slam it. Every single female reviewer will rate it fresh.
>seeing or not seeing this movie is now a political statement
>just want to see if it's even halfway decent
I want to sit in a dark room with air conditioning and vaguely pay attention, not plant my flag in a debate.
>>70972658
People will see it out of morbid curiosity.
Every one will agree that it is garbage.
>>70973003
>>70972658
I dont know. It will be terrible like every melissa mccarthy movie but someone must see them because they keep getting made
>>70972658
Looks like my mom's dildo tb.h
>>70972658
is there anyone who actually likes this giant ugly negress?
>>70973129
Spy was actually pretty good.
It's gotten "cool" to hate on the new Ghostbusters. So I'm definitely gonna watch it now.
>>70973272
ugly negresses i guess
>Movie bombs
>It's a critical and commercial failure
>/tv/ falls in love with it, calls anybody who dislikes it a pleb
>>70973180
^^^^^^^^^^^^
T H I S
>>70972658
It will make back its budget but not even near what they spent on marketing it.
>>70973399
lol, that might happen
>>70973272
SJWs, of you course, because diversity.
It will be praised by all under the threat of being called a misogynists. Oh, what times we live in.
>>70973003
is this possible?
>>70973552
Yes... wat, we don't go to 4chan now? lel
>>70972658
People will go to the cinema in droves to see it "ironically".
All negative reviews will be publicly shamed by militant feminists and nu-males.
Contrarians here will push the "it's actually not that bad" meme.
Hundreds of millions in box office.
Back to the Future female reboot is next.
>>70973054
Nah 27% and thats being generous
>>70972920
please screencap this
>>70973621
LESLIE JONES AS MARTY
>>70973621
>BTTF reboot set in modern times
>Marty travels back to the 90s
Oh fuck that's actually going to happen, isn't it
>>70972658
good lord. It's like shes shoving my own phallus back in my face. It's clear who's in charge here.
Financially it'll do okay. The reception will be fucking AMAZING with people praising it as the second-coming....for about a week. Then everyone who was paid to review it well will suddenly not want to discuss it anymore. Is there really any doubt shady shit is gonna go down after they literally blackmailed Murray to talk about it positively?
Pattiposting is going to be huge.
>>70973054
>deathly afraid to slam it
it seems there's enough twitter activist nu-males as RT "reviewers" that this will get 80% solely due to them, regardless of how many are afraid to give a bad review
it seems to have some good effects
HOWEVER
everything else is just pure shit, i hope it does really bad
>>70973054
Nah. There are plenty of movies that were meant to pander and ended up failing
>>70973552
>30% women
LONDON
make it stop
>>70973694
In any case they are going to travel to the 80's just to throw nostalgiafucks back.
Also, the 90's are a decade with no personality whatsoever, just like today, so it would be boring.
>>70973765
>Sexism is BAD but Alexander Skarsgard is NAKED!
>>70972658
No way, sci-fi is the number 1 draw for female viewers. Surprised more films haven't done this yet.
>>70973710
It cost 150 million before marketing which unironically has insulted 50% of it's intended viewership and releases in the same month as:
BFG
Tarzan
Secret Life Of Pets
Star Trek
Jason Bourne
Bad Moms
It is fucked and that is why /v/eddit scum are so confident that it will fail because they have seen this song and dance before with DmC.
>>70973765
>LGBT pop culture guide
Not even gay but that's pretty fucking annoying
>Here's a guide to a pop culture that literally isn't for you. If it was, you'd be reading a magazine specifically for LGBT pop culture..
>>70973765
>Don't sexualize us, here's some pics of a hot naked guy
How do these places stay in business?
>>70973791
>A decade were Tupac and Bigger were still alive and in their prime
>No personality
T. Gen Y'er
>>70972658
Porn parody when
>>70973758
Do femanons have sweety feets?
>>70973765
>And that sexist backlash
No, it just looks like fucking shit.
>>70972658
It doesn't matter how well this movie does, you faggots will always insist that it failed because the "SJW marketing blitz" should have earned it more.
June 24(Friday)
>Free State of Jones
>Independence Day: Resurgence
>The Neon Demon
>The Shallows
July 1(Friday)
>The BFG
>The Legend of Tarzan
>The Purge: Election Year
July 8(Friday)
>Cell
>Mike & Dave Need Wedding Dates
>The Secret Life of Pets
July 13(Wednesday)
>The Infiltrator
July 15(Friday)
>Ghostbusters
July 22(Friday)
>Ice Age: Collision Course
>Lights Out
>Star Trek Beyond
July 27(Wednesday)
>Nerve
July 29(Friday)
>Bad Moms
>Jason Bourne
>>70973896
It's literally double-thing bruh. It's not objectifying when it's a man.
>>70973896
>implying people that buy entertainment magazines demand standards
>>70973899
>Le rap is culture, smoke weed evryday xd
kys
>>70973791
Set it in Seattle, you've got Cobain/grunge, the growth of Starbucks/second-wave coffee shops, the birth of the Web, etc.
90s had plenty of character
>>70973765
>Game of Thrones
Further proof those generals are cancer and need to be purged once more.
>>70973791
YA bc 90's nostalgia isn't popular...
>>70973935
>you know his name
What did he mean by this?
>>70972658
>/tv/ doesn't realize that the "feminist" nonsense built around the movie is meant as a built in excuse for its eventual failure: IT'S ALL MEN'S FAULT
The producer of this turd has already positioned herself as a "winner" of the Jew game.
>>70973915
Never. Bestiality doesn't sell.
>>70973707
>>70973707
>It's clear who's in charge here.
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING
>>70973935
June 24(Friday)
>Free State of Jones
No
>Independence Day: Resurgence
Yes, fuck yes
>The Neon Demon
No
>The Shallows
No
July 1(Friday)
>The BFG
No
>The Legend of Tarzan
No
>The Purge: Election Year
Shitty horror sequel, no
July 8(Friday)
>Cell
No
>Mike & Dave Need Wedding Dates
No
>The Secret Life of Pets
No
July 13(Wednesday)
>The Infiltrator
No
July 15(Friday)
>Ghostbusters
FUCK no.
July 22(Friday)
>Ice Age: Collision Course
Hell no.
>Lights Out
No
>Star Trek Beyond
Maybe trailer looks gay
July 27(Wednesday)
>Nerve
No
July 29(Friday)
>Bad Moms
Fuck no
>Jason Bourne
BWEE BWEE
So like 3 movies out of the whole summer worth watching, holy fuck Cinema is dead.
>>70973899
>hip hop
>good
>>70974059
>Independence Day
>""""Cinema"""
eat my shorts
>>70974059
>Neon Demon
>no
you are in the wrong place friend
>>70972920
who not just stream it for free?
>>70974061
>likes meme rock bands but not memerap
>>70974096
Knew someone would say this.
Fuck Nicholas whatever the fuck Refn, his movies are pretentious garbage drivel.
>>70974059
You need to go back
>>70974149
>meme music
>bad
>>70974177
>pretentious
I bet you think calling things you can't comprehend hipster and fedora are valid criticisms, huh? Kill yourself /v/edditor
/not even a Refn fan
>>70973272
Literally any other black lady would have been a better choice.
>>70973791
Are you retarded? Just the music of the 90s alone had a ton of character.
>>70973552
>30% female
>>70973721
What a horrible prediction. I bet you think baneposting is dead
>>70974096
more like semen demon
>>70972658
it'll go either the way of the annie remake or the way of the 21 jump street movie reboot
>>70974274
WOULDVE PREFERRED PRECIOUS TBQHWY
FAMALAMBO
>>70973765
Leslie Jones has to lean over since she's a giant.
>>70972658
It's supposed to save Sony Pictures' disastrous year
It won't
>>70974256
>can't comprehend.
His schtick is so easy to tell. He's a one trick pony. The man's simplistic formula is to have a regular story thrown in with ultraviolent scenes "to somehow seem different, oh look, how original! how artistic!" and characters behaving oddly and obscure to a retro-futuristic soundtrack, a la Drive, and Only God Forgives. Throw in some telepathy too and you got yourself a Refn film.
To put it simply, throw in some weird shit with tons of violence to an obscure soundtrack and call it "art".
Fuck Refn and fuck you.
>So how bad is this gonna bomb
It won't, which is the vastly more disappointing fact because people are fucking stupid.
>stupid fucking people will be the death of us all
>>70972658
with amy pascal behind it, it has to fail else the gamergate biopic movie is next and it's gonna dwarf cuntbusters in terms of controversy and media shilling
>>70974368
Actually yes I would have preferred her
>>70972658
Be awful, do great.
>>70974410
>It's supposed to save Sony Pictures' disastrous year
why do the need saving every year?
The Interview was god awful but the shit they spun to get it attention worked.
>>70974445
>behaving obscure
Confirmed fucking idiot
>To put it simply
You don't have any other mode.
>>70972658
>>70974014
>have picture called feminism saved on pc for over a year
>looks similar to movie poster
>>70973552
The women who come here are either camwhores or lurkers. There's a copypasta about how women and men are on equal footing on 4chan as long as they don't make a big deal of their gender.
I hate all the attention GB is getting but can't wait to see the fireworks next month.
>>70974505
The only stuff printing money for Sony are James Bond, Spiderman and Will Smith. This year don't have any of this and everything else from them is tanking
Expect a crossover with them in the next future though
>>70973935
It gets one weekend to itself, then has to go against a new Ice age and Star Trek movie.
THE FIRE RISES
>>70973272
YOU MUST BE JERRY
HEEEYY
>>70972658
I haven't heard anyone talking about it and I often associate with retards.
My say is that it will bomb maybe not spectacularly but bomb regardless.
>>70972991
t. delusional feminist
I think the stupid amount of publicity that NEETs have given it will backfire. Yall faggots made too big of a deal about it and now it will at least make a decent amount.
>>70973765
>that mystery hand touching kirsten wig vagina
this is not sexual innuendo according to feminisim
>>70972658
NIGGA how you become so fat dat you attract the moon a little closer every day,
dis bitch so fat dat she turn an escalator into a trip to da earth's core,
nigga all you godda do is just stop eating 23 times a day
damn son just stop stuffin your fatass with shit and go exercise instead of being XXXstrasize
>>70974579
>Spiderman vs James Bond vs Hancock will happen in your lifetime
>>70972658
Nice job /tv/ you gave this film a billion dollars of free marketing now everyone will want to see how bad it is and also donate to Women in Film foundation so it'll open to 100 million. Enjoy.
>>70973054
>Every single female reviewer will rate it fresh.
RT is like 92% male.
If you want to see it just pirate it.
>>70972658
its going to do well because its a melissa mcarthy movie. But it will be panned on /tv/ because we're not her audience
that one Spy movie made a fuckton of money but is never mentioned around here
>>70972920
I want to get off this ride
The ride never ends
>>70972658
yes yes well done feminists well done feminists
HOWEVER
>>70973899
You recognize nigger music as culture of a decade and still find it in yourself to come here and shitpost your worthless opinion, thinking what you got to say matters?
Fucking nigger lover needs to be hanged
>>70974380
>m
In English, doc.
ITT: JUST FUCKING A WHITE MALES!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6seIQ8rLp8
>>70975259
>and still find it in yourself to come here and shitpost your worthless opinion, thinking what you got to say matters?
You're the one getting upset on an anime imageboard, go shoot up your school buddy
>>70975137
>HOWEVER
I dont get this new meme
>>70975259
calm down there billybob
>>70975771
its from a poorly written scene in Harry Potter, where the bad guys win the contest, but the main wizard ends up giving the good guys a bunch of extra points at the end and they end up winning
"yes yes well done slytherin, well done....HOWEVER"
>>70972920
Yep, this.
No matter how awful it really is, this bizarre, aggressive, third-party blog-world marketing will work and more people than the movie deserves will watch it, and pay for the pleasure.
I don't plan to see the movie because it's like any other summer crap; maybe I'll watch it at a friend's place but I probably won't see it because it's a throwaway summer "blockbuster" and the last good one I saw was in '96 and it had fucking aliens and shit.
If this movie does nothing else, it might expose just how tired and supremely cynical and uncaring the biggest and most wealthy "heart of entertainment" really is; as if you didn't know, right?
As a straight, white male I had nothing to do with any of the criticism this movie has received, until now because I'm sick of the broad brush treatment and I didn't even enjoy Bridesmaids anyway.
holy shit i thought this had been out for months
Best case scenario = movie bombs atomically. a little bit of justice has been brought to this world.
worst case scenario = people go watch to see the movie, everyone agrees - after they've paid money to watch it - that the damn movie sucks, while the movie studio laughs it's ass off at the incredible stupidity of everyone who still gave them money.
>>70976237
You'd think that, yeah
I just want it to come out and bomb so the whole world can get over it. Everything surrounding this movie just seems dumb and exemplifies some of the worst of modern hollywood.
>>70972658
It won't. Watch it be a BO smash. Dark days ahead gentlemen
>>70972658
Looks like the fat one is at it once again.
>>70976466
and the faggot is joining them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAcDQ_2V1nM
its not gonna bomb
look at all the shit that is popular these days
>>70976466
They just can't help but antagonise.
>>70973290
the only good parts of that movie were jason statham's scenes
Anon's prediction:
>Ghostbusters will debut #1 in the box officethis is because just about anything can get in the #1 spot on its opening week. Even Angry Birds, The Boss (yeah, remember The Boss? It came out two months ago! What a classic!), and The Goosebumps movie debuted at #1
>there will be endless shitposting on /tv/ with people going "see?! see?! it's #1! /tv/ blown the fuck out!"
>it will drop off the face of the earth by its second weekend a la Batman vs Superman
>/tv/ will be flooded with clickbait articles about Ghostbusters sexism for the next four months
>>70976612
It could work.
>>70976734
>that Biel everything
Underboob is a bonus
>>70972658
is that a curling iron or a dildo?
>>70972658
>Gets mixed critical reception, some call it a generic retread, others a masterpiece
>Debuts number 1 for first week
>Beaten by Star Trek 3 following week
>Free falls out of charts
>/TV celebrates
>Begin ironically calling it underrated
>Then begin seriously calling it better than the original
>>70976734
*sigh* here we go again
*unzip*
It will be a bigger success than the original and be better received
>>70977321
>better received
NO
>>70977414
a majority of the people looking forward to this movie don't think there original is that great
plus it's pretty dated to people
>>70973054
It's not produced by Disney so it's fair game.
>>70976885
I'd massacre her with my chainsaw, if you know what I mean.
Obligatory
>>70973272
sjws, numales and moderate buzzfeed addicts "like" her and "find her funny" in the same way they "truly believe" jenner is a woman and a stunning one at that.
It's all a weird half-way forcing themselves to fall in line but never quite there.
>>70973765
Why would anyone actively seek out LGBT-oriented media? Like, literally all gay movies are just gay romance movies, oftentimes just dealing with the shittier and more superficial aspects of so-called "gay culture".
Like, we've never just had Die Hard, but the protagonist happens to be a fag. Or a decent genre piece of any kind with a gay lead. I mean, we have in comics and anime and stuff, but that's not the same as having it in film.
>>70975890
Are you implying they don't deserve the points for vanquishing the Dracula?
>>70976559
literally the most cuck demeanor ever
>That video where Feig shakes with anger as he says they are destroying mens childhoods
>>70972658
Plebs don't even have youtube. They'll go see it and never know about "muh downvotes".
>>70979754
nigga, everyone has youtube
>>70974756
Is Oliver Payne the author of that?
>>70972658
>there are people over the age of 15 who like Ghostbusters
you guys gotta grow up
this movie will be shit, just like the original
This is gonna be the hit of the summer and if you disagree you're a sexist Trump supporter who will be purged in Clinton's first week in office.
>>70973765
Everything about that seems forced. I bet the 3 whites chicks know at this point the movie will be a failure but the black man is still in the dark. Like Charlie Brown.
>>70973935
>June 24(Friday)
>>Free State of Jones
>>Independence Day: Resurgence
>>The Neon Demon
>>The Shallows
>July 1(Friday)
>>The BFG
>>The Legend of Tarzan
>>The Purge: Election Year
>July 8(Friday)
>>Cell
>>Mike & Dave Need Wedding Dates
>>The Secret Life of Pets
>July 13(Wednesday)
>>The Infiltrator
>July 15(Friday)
>>Ghostbusters
>July 22(Friday)
>>Ice Age: Collision Course
>>Lights Out
>>Star Trek Beyond
>July 27(Wednesday)
>>Nerve
>July 29(Friday)
Not a single thing it that lis interests me at all.
>>70979854
Youtube is the devil.
>>70974368
Wow! One great suggestion and suddenly this could have been a better film. Could is the magic word. It still has the same breachbirth jokes.
>>70980232
>>>The Infiltrator
On second viewing it could have potential.
>>70974368
How is she still alive?
>>70973054
Bad SJW movies still get bad scores, this is one of the most factually incorrect /pol/ memes
>>70973621
>Mary McFly goes back in time
>Her dad forces himself on her on prom night
okay.
>>70972998
Just stream it then, why give it any money?
>>70973915
yfw the porn parody stars Leslie Jones
>>70976734
They should let Sasha Grey have a space as a female ghostbuster on the next reboot in 2 years, She doesnt mind getting slimed in the face
>>70972920
FPBP
>>70972991
SOURCE ???
>>70972658
Mean looking vibrator.
>>70974368
She's actually sort of funny, and I think I would rather fuck her than Leslie Jones. Which is like choosing between the devil and the deep blue sea, but fuck.
>>70974059
>>Independence Day: Resurgence
>Yes, fuck yes
>>70973272
>I know New York
What did she mean by this?
This movie will not make money.
Feminism is not that strong.
>>70973054
No shit. The critics are bought and paid for.
>>70972658
They're betting on all the men out there buying tickets for their wives and their wives' kids.
>>70984093
Feminism is stronger than you are. Backwards in high heels!
Regardless of the films quality, it will make loads of money.
>>70973621
nah, BttF>>>>>>ghostbusters
It's untouchable and Universal know it.
>>70974584
FOUND YOU, KHARR
>>70973621
>Contrarians here will push the "it's actually not that bad" meme.
fucking guaranteed, what do we say to them
>>70972658
is this a real poster? Look at that fucking vibrator
>>70974128
Just be careful not to cross them.
>>70972991
Someone has never heard of "shock humor."
>>70973272
Rosario Dawson would be more interesting to watch than this chimp looking bitch.
>>70972658
studio's are going to prop it up pumping it with advertising cash and paid reviews to "show all the sexist naysayers they were wrong" and everyone will buy it making btfo threads
>>70976466
So this is them saying openly "fuck the fans of the original."
>>70977579
Those people are faggots who think CGI is better than practical effects. Is that hard to understand?
>anyone who thinks the original sucks is a faggot.
Any publicity is good publicity and this is getting a lot of coverage. It's going to make a bunch of money from curious people regardless of its quality.
>>70985533
And then fall off precariously in the second week as word of mouth spreads.
>>70975618
shes like 6'1" jabroni
>>70973792
>>70973896
Glad I'm not the only one that caught that
>>70972658
>Woman choking a huge red dick
Subtle
>>70986014
Less subtle than using a proton pack blast to the non-existent balls of ghostbuster logos ghost in the new trailers.
>>70973765
When Star Wars sequel had a diverse cast, I thought it made sense cause when I think Star Wars fandom I think international.
When Ghostbusters reboot had a female cast, I thought it was stupid cause when I think ghostbusters fandom I think white guys who like Bill Murray chills and unoffensive humor.
Luckily Ghostbusters means nothing so whocares if they kill it.
>>70974380
Now measure the width.
>>70986758
Are you fucking kidding me?
>>70972658
Teenage girls have never seen the originals and don't give a shit about ghostbusters. They won't see it. Middle-aged folks that saw ghostbusters when it first came out already know this will be shit. They won't see it. Most of the internet feminists only care about shitposting on the internet. They won't see it.
This movie will bomb. Anyone with half a brain will understand that it bombed because it's shit, but we'll all pretend it's sexism so we don't get accused of being sexist.
>>70976466
>Unbelievable amount of online rage
Citation pls
>>70986758
>>70976612
Switch 'months' with years.
These retards aren't ever going to forgive the people who don't wanna see their shit film for its failure which is surely 100% of fault of sexism rather than people not wanting to watch garbage you fucking cis scum
>>70986935
wrong.
newer generations don't go to the movies - haven' you heard of the contemporary maxim "netflix and chill"?
the only way this movie could experience a modicum of success would be by playing to nostalgic nerds who have an emotional attachment to the original franchise. obviously, they have fucked any chance of that happening.
>>70987182
>They won't see it.
Do you know how to read?
>>70987259
are you trying to make a point or are you just going to shitpost until you jerk off and your rage subsides?
The modern Hollywood dilemma: do they put the black thing in the commercial so nobody gets offended that there are no minority characters, or do they hide it so nobody knows how offensive of a caricature it really is?
>>70987291
The lowest quality bait.
>>70987362
>people calling me out on my bullshit is bait
>i still have no point
over to >>>/d/ until you can effectively communicate bud..
>>70972658
Do you remember Fant4stic?
>>70987314
Idk if this comment was a race thing but the SJW's are mad as hell
>>70972658
What a stronk grimace.
>>70987467
>people calling me out on my bullshit
But that's not what you did. You agreed with me.
>>70973552
>30% female
I call bullshit, unless we're counting traps and trannies as grils.
>>70987556
>the SJW's are mad as hell
Yes, but do they know about this movie yet?
>>70987593
then why the fuck are you so angry
>>70987633
I'm not. Have you been drinking?
>>70986758
tell me is montage
>>70987508
I liked it
>>70986758
bahahhahaha
finally female kino!
>>70987677checked
I have but I really don't see how what we're talking about is related to that.
>>70973765
god they're so old. its like if my math teacher from middle school tried to be funny for 120 minutes
>>70987735
:p hehe female kino :D
The ghost's face :o
Bwahahah
>>70987772
Make sure to drink some water before you go to bed. Have a good night and stay safe anon.
>>70980264
That's one dirty ass pool.
>>70986758
How do you go from writing something like Freaks and Geeks to this?
>>70988051
By being hit in the dick by a women kek
>>70988117
Did the far left MK-Ultra Paul Feig?
>>70973272
Not really. That said, it looks like they also went out of their way to give her especially bad lines.
>>70988169
Looks like it.
His Spy movie with Statham was awesome. I enjoyed that a lot with McCarthy along side Statham and Law.
How the hell did he go from that to this?
>>70988228
Also: that kitchen fight scene with MCarthy and the villain women deserved to win an award for best fight choreography!
It was that good without too many fast cuts.
So for those who say this reboot gets hate because it has women: not true. Its the horrible dialogue and writing that makes it so shit.
>>70973272
>AYOOOO
>YOU ALL BE GOOD AT DIS SIYUNCE STUFF NUT I NO NEW YORK
>>70988322
Why couldn't they just pick a black actress that would play the 'straight-man' role like in the original? Why does Chris Hemsworth have to act like a retarded twink when Annie Potts played a competent, funny secretary?
>>70974445
hope you enjoy independence day 2 retard
>>70987904
its filled with the fathers shame
>>70972978
Why is Feelsguy black and angry?
>>70973694
Zemeckis said that he won't allow any reboot, never.
>>70974061
>Residents
>good
>>70988851
Because he's seen the future, can't you read?
>>70972920
It's happening
>>70985410
except, you now, for people with taste
>>70973272
I thought it was "the power of pain"
>>70990891
In a way it is. The power of pain is compelling us not to see this shitty movie.
