I'm prettty sure Tarzan has fucked a lot of Apes and animals. Why did Jane never think of this?
>>70971653
Cause she's not a racist???
>>70971653
I never thought of this but that's because I was too young when I saw the disney tarzan.
But it is obvious now.
>>70971653
why are you thinking about this?
>>70971689
>it's ok to fuck animals
Adam please fuck off.
>>70971653
that hairline is not forgiving
>>70971653
probably turned Jane on she wouldnt want to deal with a gross virgin
>>70971707
because I wmwas thinking what he has been doing half his life in the jungle before he met his waifu.
>>70971736
yeah but you can't like be okay with not fucking an animal but still be okay with eating it you just haven't thought this through as much as i have
How does Tarzan shave?
>>70971653
That actually makes sense. Is the gorilla society monogamous? Was he engaged to a gorilla qt? Was he a Chad or a beta human boy?
>>70971742
Your life is illusion.
>>70971849
and your grammar is shit
>>70971791
I don't eat my animals alive.
But you fuck your animals alive.
That's the difference between us Adam
fucking wake up
>>70971798
sharp rock
Why doesn't batman just rape tarzan?
>>70971653
A legend says that AIDS was spread by Tarzan to human society
>>70971798
He doesn't
>>70971653
to me it's actually strange that he finds Jane attractive.
He grew up his whole life in an ape society....
would you find apes attractive if you grew up in a human society?
>>70972069
>would you find apes attractive if you grew up in a human society?B L A C K E D
>>70971826
Possibly a Chad. Gorilla penises are like 2 inches average, so his human cock would seem absolutely gigantic in comparison.
>>70972069
Attraction isn't learned, it's mostly instinctual.
>>70971653
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6967684/1/Mating-Rituals
>>70972069
imagine if a hot alien babe who is way smarter than you suddenly descended from the sky
Damn, imagine being Tarzan and be like one with nature and every animal is your friend.
All that beast puss yo
>>70971653
george george george of the receding hairline
![Tarzan-as-a-baby-492502[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/OwqPOFN.jpg "Tarzan-as-a-baby-492502[1].jpg")
Tarzan was breastfed.
>>70971653
yfw you understand that the AIDS are cause of him
>>70971653
>Why did Jane never think of this?
She did.
She wanted to be fucked just like them.
"Fuck me like a literal ape, Tarzan."
>>70971695
>teenage boy growing up around animals
>No women anywhere
Yeah he fucked animals. Mind you he thinks he's an animal so guess it isn't wrong.
