What was his fucking problem?
he's a cuck
His wife just passed away.
He picked the wrong target.
>>70971406
What are you referring to?
He forgot the fact that his wife died and continued to be a fuckface.
>>70971406
his wife found out that he was gaysomeone post the story of him killing his wife
He killed his wife.
>>70971406
Check out that hairline.
it's pretty fucked up what he did to his wife.
>>70971406
He killed his wife and got away with it
The white OJ.
>>70971406
he didnt know that stabbing someone 13x in the chest will kill a human
>>70971936
>>70971946
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>>70972028
now im curious explain!
He's a fan of noisy, thick-saliva swallowing.
>likes the plinkett reviews that shit all over the prequels, it's okay to hate them since they don't have an all female cast
>gets butthurt that some guy doesn't want to see new ghostbusters which just happens to be all-female
Classic Patton
My wife died im gonna build her a social justice warrior park
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>>70973061
>zero retweets or favorites
lol
>>70971406
>>70973255
Newfag. That was from the original post an anon made.
>>70971406
Looking over a 5 foot fence.
>>70971406
Besides his wife dying?
>Build your fame on nerd cred
>turn against nerds in social media
>after selling out to disney for cash
His whole comic routine wass hating on the kind of person he has become. Now he''s a less funny Jim Gaffigan, who at least always made his standup about being a married shlub.
Space Cop
>>70971406
Literally who is that
>>70971406
5'3 megamanlet. why even live
>>70971406
Tiny fat manlet, outspoken Democrat voter, famous for Star Wars jokes.
It's a long list
He shilled against Trump so Kek smited him by killing his wife.
>>70975504
his most recent comedy special was pretty tiring to sit through. i didn't make it.
>>70971991
dude is 47 and he's got shedding only in the front. you can consider yourself lucky if you get the same deal.
>>70972110
First he gave her extra sleeping pills in her evening tea.
Then when she was drowsy he pretended to start sexy time and bound her to the headboard.
He took a plain latex condom, unrolled it, placed it between their mouths and blew.
The condom extended itself down her throat and began to obstruct her windpipe.
To make sure she didn't retch it out, he took a pitcher from below the bed and poured saliva he had collected over a week into the condom.
The condom now a solid blockage in her throat, he now placed his mouth over her nose and began to blow co2 into her lungs.
After about a minute, she realized something was wrong, but the combination of sleeping pills, being tied, and lack of oxygen meant she could barely put up a struggle. Her last vision was her husband with her nose in his mouth, coldly monitoring her pupil dilation.
It was over quick. He sucked on the condom, slurping up the saliva, and then removed it from her throat flushed it down the toilet. The rags tying her hands went back to the towel rack. She looked peacefully asleep, and as far as the police would ever know, she had been when he got back in bed beside her, and turned out the lights....
