How the fuck did this get into Man of Steel?
My entire theater laughed at this scene.
>>70970588
Gonna need a butthole of steel
>>70970588
The Krypton scenes were one of the only good things about this movie.
>>70970588
lmao I love the movie but come on those are phallic as fuck
>>70970588
The symbolism was intentional.
Reminded me of prometheus
>>70970588
lmao is snyder a homo
Zack Snyder is literally the gayest
>>70970588
>LAUNCH THE SPACE DILDOS!
and what are the tiny ones where there children fighting with Zod?
>>70970588
Same here.
Must have been something John Peters insisted on, along with the giant mechanical octopus "world engine" thing.
>>70970800
Yeah that's the whole point. There is tons of birth/reproduction symbolism in the film. It is after all about the 'birth' of Superman.
>>70970588
>My theater
>MARTHA
>>70970588
"anon_ordering_by_bad_dragon.gif"
>plebs actually think the phallic imagery was unintentional
Did you miss that the entire Kryptonian segment centered around ideas of conception? Snyder knew what he was doing.
>>70971419
>Snyder knew what he was doing
I wish, anon, I wish
>>70971419
they could have been phallic without being flying dildos you capeshit pleb
>>70970588
>capeshit
You weren't laughing at every scene?
What was up with that one Kryptonian with a German accent? Was he an intergalactic exchange student?
>>70972371
haha. when you get smart on krypton you have to take up an accent. they all had accents when you think about it Zod, Jor Elm, and Dr. Meng-ele
>>70970588
>never heard of phallic imagery
>not understanding that the whole krypton sequence was a metaphor for superman's conception
>>70970588
this whole film is like a tribute to the beauty of the male body
>>70971419
Adding symbolism to a movie doesn't mean that you know what you're doing. Symbolism is trash unless it's used as a narrative device where dialogue would be cumbersome.
>>70970588
looks like penis
>My entire theater laughed at this scene.
No they didn't
>>70971419
Yes, the man is desperate to show dicks in his movies. He's gay.
>>70970588
Kryptonians must have worshipped fertility gods at one point and their art was inspired from that? The sun (rao) gives life and that could also fit into that religion somehow.
>>70970588
The worst part is the ridges that literally make it look like a dick head.
>>70971419
Saying he meant for them to look like dildos doesn't somehow make it a good idea.
>>70972966
doesn't make it a bad idea either
>>70970809
It's not symbolism when they are literally shaped like dicks.
>>70972981
Yes it does
>>70973202
its rather sad how autistic you are about this
>>70970809
>the movie was le deep xD
>u guys r 2 stupid 2 undderstnd it
>>70973013
this
there's a difference between a symbolic phallic object and a fucking dildo
>>70970588
Probably live in a retarded country.
>>70970588
lmao pleb detected
Refrain from embarrassing yourself any further.
That imagery at the start of the film is obvious in order to hint the audience that attention is required to catch the rest of it.
And no, the messianic imagery isn't there to compare Clark with a God - which he isn't - au contraire. Same as with BvS, it helps to understand how he is seen by society, and to drive the point home that Superman shouldn't be a figure of adoration, but rather of inspiration.
https://youtu.be/7p5-14rjWUM
Why are plebs still mad at MoS?
>>70970588
well clearly Snyder wasn't betting on so many immature kids going to see this movie
>>70973467
they are in too deep
>>70973467
Because the guy that makes these threads is secretly an extremely ass-blasted DC fanboy. Take note: I said fanboy, not fan.
Fanboy faggots like this sit around all day obsessing over "muh <hero>" like they're the only person on the planet that understands the characters and has a say, no a God-given right, to dictate the direction they're taken in by the people who actually do this shit for a living. It lets them cower inside the delusions of all the things they *could* do if given "the chance." With fanboy faggots it's always about those "chances," because by deluding themselves into believing these chances originate from anywhere besides them getting off their fat, complacent asses and applying themselves, it's not their fault that they're just gutless losers spouting bile and vitriol behind the veil of anonymity a site like this provides for them.
This guy's deep in the closet with his fanboy faggotry, because this just goes so far beyond what a person who just wasn't a fan of the IPs could muster. If I were solely a Marvel fan, I doubt I could muster much beyond casual indifference for DC's properties. No, this undiscovered country of asspain can only come from someone who feels deeply betrayed, and is such an entitled little fuck about it that this whole board must tolerate daily infusions of his impotent, puerile rage.
![m1os[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/SZLoQNz.jpg "m1os[1].jpg")
>>70973467
Because people hate what they don't understand.
>>70970694
LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD
>>70973247
Thats not how autism works
The shot looks ridiculous
>>70973557
It really doesn't
>>70972795
Damn that nigger is big.
>>70970588
>>70973597
It wouldn't if it was from South Park or Rick and Morty because then flying dildos wouldn't seem that out of place
>>70973876
grow up desu
>>70973294
ok kid
>>70973597
It's completely ridiculous. It's penis cocoons rocketing up into a prison ship. It's absurd not only in how it presents the idea of prisoners entering the phantom zone, but also in how they are literally encased in penises.
It's Snyder beating the audience over the head with metaphorical big black dildos except they're not metaphorical at all. They are literal black cocks. There's no symbolism here. There's no metaphor. It's BBC shooting into space.
If The Shining is Kubrick trying to tell the audience that he faked the moon landing, Man of Steel is Zack Snyder desperately trying to come out of the closet.
>>70974072
I want to kick her in the stomach and see if Shekels come out
>>70974216
>being this triggered by phallic objects
wow
>>70970588
Reminds me of this "Christmas tree" in Paris.
>>70974258
They aren't "phallic objects" they are cocks.
And the only thing I'm triggered by is the language of film getting figuratively raped by Snyder's surrogate penis.
>>70974216
>Man of Steel is Zack Snyder desperately trying to come out of the closet.
...didn't he pretty much do that already by making "300?"
>nah I'm not gay, brah, I just like oiled-up buff dudes
>>70973013
this for the love of jesus christ you pretentious Snytards
>>70973966
I'm probably older than you
![McAvoy[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/BNQKaFO.jpg "McAvoy[2].jpg")
>>70974340
>immature pleb talking about the "language of film"
>>70974072
bobblehead bitch looks like a defective q-tip, id swing her around like flail with her massive jew skull inflicting blunt force trauma to anyone in the way of her tapeworm body
>>70971419
If it hadn't been for this overt use of imagery, I'd have never picked up on its more subtle use throughout the rest of the film.
>>70970588
now that's some phalliqué kino
>>70974216
>f The Shining is Kubrick trying to tell the audience that he faked the moon landing, Man of Steel is Zack Snyder desperately trying to come out of the closet.
Then I guess it's fortunate that that wasn't at all what Kubrick was conveying in The Shining.
>>70970809
>literal black dildos
>symbolism
Hello Snyder
If it's symbolism, what's the message?
They clone instead of fucking and they can't stop their world from being destroyed, they're impotent. So why are there big erect penises on the screen? (Apart from Snyder being gay)
>>70974774
The message is that it's the birth of a hero that's the child of two worlds. Guess which one is the father.
More than that, it's his origin story, his metaphorical birth, and even further, it's a story of him being born before he was ready, symbolized in the how the Black Zero(Zod's ship) and the World Enhine are both incredibly reminiscent in shape of the forceps they used to use in assisting in a birth.
>>70974216
>this much projection
>>70970588
????
>>70973433
>au contraire
faggot
>>70970588
how marvel even compete?
>2016
>not taking bbcryptonian
>>70974216
>KRYPTON'D.com
>>70975566
>can't refute the argument so he gets angry
MoS is true peniskino.
>>70976101
I think you meant peno kino.
>The only way Snyderfags can catch onto symbolism is if it's literally a set of giant black dicks shooting into space
>>70975415
>no u
Wew
>>70973433
>au contraire
Come back when you've graduated highschool man
MoS/BvS are the two best capeshits ever.
>>70975825
You're argument is that Zack Snyder shoves hamfisted symbolism into his shitty visuals and anime tier concepts. No one's refuting that. You sound like a teenager pseud when you say it though
>>70976544
Not a difficult feat tbqh. They're both a solid 5/10
>>70976590
>You're
stopped reading there
>>70976632
>>70970588
>There are literal big black spaceship dicks in a capeshit movie
lmao
>>70976627
>Zack "likes it in the back" Snyder
>>70976667
>You're
>typo
It's lack of basic language comprehension.
>>70976739
>What is autocorrect
>>70976739
>It's lack
Not
>It's your lack
>>70970588
you moms order must have gotten that two day shipping
>>70976805
Wrong again.
>>70976761
Poor excuse
Your impotence is very amusing.
The design ethos of Kryptonian tech was a Giger pastiche. Are you telling me HR Giger wouldn't have said "Black dicks spaceships? Fucking RAD, bro, fucking R A D"? Because if so fuck your shit.
>>70970588
Bad dragon cross-promotion
>>70976896
I'm glad I'm not the only one who's been thinking that.
>>70976894
Still honed in on a typo? Weren't you just complaining about someone ignoring the point of your post here>>70975825
Tell that to Zod's snapped neck
>>70971419
>he thinks heavy handed blatant use of "symbolism" cram packed into every scene adds to narrative of the movie or is "deep" in any way
let me guess, you think kojima is a good writer too
>>70977856
fuck you faggot, video games are art.
>>70977856
there it is
>>>/v/
>>70970588
are those dragon dildos being shipped?
wow good to see fellow redditors here. Thanks OP! i will give you reddit gold when you return to r/Marvel. I mean DICKS LMAO XD right DC SUCKS XD
>>70978786
DC and Marvel are two sides of the same coin, anon, and that coin is made of literal dogshit. You're all fucking autistic retards
>>70978906
this
Two tides of different but equally awful oceans of shit.
>>70976590
No, actually, that's your argument, but nice strawman, brah.
>>70976896
>Gieger
Black dick pods with people in them rocket up into a creepy vaginal opening leaking clear goo that leads to the phantom zone where the prisoners are eventually "reborn" by escaping.
>Snyder
A bunch of black dick pods with people in them rocket up into a tripod crab ship that then gets tickled by a few hundred electric anal beads and drawn into the phantom zone
>>70970588
>>70971419
well done Snyder, well done -- However, there was no way people weren't going to laugh at rocket dicks
>>70970588
>implying that's the most suggestive thing writers ever sneaked into a Hollywood blockbuster
is that the plots lf bvs flying away?
>My entire theater laughed at this scene.
No they didn't. Stop with this bullshit meme.
>>70978786
kek
>>70970838
and this is the prove
>>70979549
Delicious size difference
>>70972795
Don't forget the boys folder in Watchman
>>70971419
No, Anon. Using mirrors to literally reflect how Motoko feels about her faded sense of self is symbolism. Ham fisting black dildos into your scene because "we wuz the cycle of birth and death n shiet" is fucking sloppy and lazy storytelling.
>>70974072
She and her dumb fans are make her a target
Jesus Christ
>>70971419
First off symbolism does not automatically excuse something from being stupid. Secondly this is not symbolism, they are blatantly shaped like dicks.
>>70979721
thanks mr skeltal
>>70976544
If you are full retard, they are perfect movie for u
>>70979930
what did he mean by this?
>>70979942
Why does that make it not symbolism? Symbolism doesn't have to be ambiguous or opaque.
>>70979986
rat eyed cunt.
>>70974216
i just saw them as dildos, not black cocks
i think you're a bit obsessed with them breh
>>70979986
She look like a fucking snake
>>70970694
>>70979844
Snyder has weird hangups about the male body. If you're buff, you're good. If you're a twink, then you're bad.
>lol this movie sucks, look at this scene
>[entry-level explanation of phallic/sexual imagery]
>lol the movie still sucks
Every time.
Zack Snyder is an expert at drawing out fucking idiots
>>70980293
>Zack Snyder is an expert at drawing out fucking idiots
Found one!
>film literally OPENS with birth scene
>"Why is there a scene of penis ships flying into a vagina?"
Even an idiot can answer this question
>>70978786
Stupid
Josh
Weeden
>>70970588
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdckKLhIN-E
>>70980684
>Duuuuuude lmao life n death n shit.
>I'm so fuggin poignant.
>>70980684
>>70979844
are you fucking serious right now?!
>>70980684
pure kino
>>70977856
>DC haters are gamers
Knew it
>>70973294
Too stupid? No
Too immature? Easily.
>>70973013
Except it is.
It is dick symbolism.
>>70970588
>the whole theater laughed
no...they didn't
>>70980684
Holy shit somebody unironically made this video. I bet it took him a long time too.
I feel a lot better about my retarded life choices now.
>>70970588
the kryptonian stuff in this movie all had strong Giger aesthetics, and Giger aesthetics means phallic imagery everywhere
>>70981514
>the kryptonian stuff in this movie all had strong Giger aesthetics
apart from the prison cocks, no, it did not. Everything being gray is not the geiger aesthetic.
>>70982161
their armor was clearly giger inspired
>>70982521
you're either blind or stupid.
>>70982610
no you
>>70970809
oh please now you're going to tell me that the movie was also implying superman was jesus
>>70980255
He and Bryan Singer should collaborate on a film.
>>70980684
I love this video.
>>70983244
actually it was implying the opposite
When did RLM get taken by the mouse?
>>70973433
>the first words in the video a literally "why take Superman a COMIC BOOK CHARACTER so seriously?"
fuck you, retard
>>70970588
>how the fuck did this get into Man of Steel?
I'm gonna say either KY or Astroglide, but a lot of people prefer the silicone-based so who am I to judge.
>>70973491
lolwut
Teenage boys are Snyder's main demographic
>>70984741
Your immaturity and insecurity are showing.
>>70983200
>>70984257
literally BBCs
could the jews get any more blatant with their propaganda?
>>70970588
It's pretty obviously Snyder likes BBC.
>>70985214
post her feet
>>70970588
i honestly thought this was faked until I watched a rip, the fuck were they thinking?
>>70985135
>>70985179
>>70985214
>>70985242
>>70985317
what are you doing?
>>70980684
>movie is bad
>fans pull the "muh symbolism and motfis" card to make it seem good
every fucking time
>superhero nonsense has to be made gritty and REAL, YEAH?
>it's one clumsy trainwreck after another
Keep it coming, it's hilarious to watch grown adults in costumes punching each other and CGI buildings exploding for some reason
That's what the medium is all about.
>>70985551
SO SUBTLE
YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND
>>70986026
It's clear that you didn't get it
>>70974986
This. You guys are retarded not to see this. Krypton is the father and earth the mother, with Kal-El encased in an uncannily sperm-like pod launched out of a phallic dome on the surface of Krypton delivering to earth the codex within his very body, a genetic payload of all Kryptonians, like how a sperm is launched out of a mans penis into a woman's vagina to deliver into her body his genetic code for meiosis, a process in which the man and woman's genetic material are bridged together into one like how Kal was to be "a bridge between two worlds". On earth he is submerged in water repeatedly, when he saves the bus and the oil rig, like how a baby is submerged in amniotic fluid during pregnancy. When Zod and his forces arrive it us abrupt, and the world engine sends ripples into the earth in waves of forceful impact like the contractions of a woman going unto labor. Finally, as Kal kills Zod, he cries in pain like a newborn child does when born; he emerges unsure into a new, unfamiliar world, forced out from comforts of obscurity, out of his mothers womb. Man of Steel is about the conception and birth of Superman.
>>70974986
>>70986285
You're absolutely right; that shit movie is misunderstood
>>70986318
and still here you are
why?
MoS haters truly are persistent for some reason, as if it's personal.
>>70970809
It's not symbolism they are literally dicks. It is beyond phallic.
>>70986318
It is misunderstood by those who say that the symbolism does not serve a narrative purpose; it clearly tells a defined story of Kal El's identity of Superman. As for the black dildos, yeah its absurd and unnecessary.
>>70970809
Just because it's intentional doesn't mean it can't also be stupid.
>>70974452
can someone morph this with maisie williams face... i just felt the vibe.
Ok, /tv/. Snyder can be a hack, stupid, pretentious, high school film director-tier manlet. BUT HE ACTUALLY PUTS EFFORT IN HIS CAPESHIT. It's either him or Disney effortless processed trash.
>>70986492
And yet, they served their intended purpose - to draw attention to symbolism and imagery that is stated nowhere else in the entirety of the film.
>>70982610
Fucking idiot
>>70982610
