I'LL TEACH YOU SOME RESPECT
>>70959974
What did he mean by this?
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kw9MkTRrWNs
>>70959974
Considering he knew from the start of the movie about the lamp and the genie, Jaffar made some REALLY shit wishes.
>I wanna be sultan
>No, I wanna be a super sorcerer
>No, I wanna be a super genie
Fucking dipshit Muslims. Guy even had an OP hypnosis staff he could've just used to achieve all that shit and give Jasmine the D while he was at it.
>>70960306
Why couldn't he just wish to be God?
>>70960374
>70960374
I'm pretty sure wishing to be as Allah is all kinds of Haram.
Jasmine in the slave girl outfit gave me a shotaboner.
Yes, yes, well done Jafar. Well done.
HOWEVER
>>70960374
If the genie can't even bring people back from the dead or make people fall in love, I'm pretty sure he doesn't have the juice to Allahify someone.
>>70960306
He also knows about genies basically being magic slaves in a lamp. Wishing to be one is full retard.
>>70960306
Should've wished for sorcery, immortality and kept the last wish on lock for when he needed it
Being Sultan was the most retarded one though. How was it even supposed to work?
>>70960717
The third wish was because he recognized that anyone with a Genie could just wish everything he had away. So he wished to be the strongest Genie and therefore immune to their bullshit.
>>70960722
It... made his outfit white? Maybe it's an Agrabah thing?
>>70959974
Why didnt he just rape her?
>not wishing for a time machine
Why are Muslims such retards?
I like this bit of Aladdin trivia:
>Production designer Richard Vander Wende devised a simple color scheme for the film, inspired by its desert setting. Blue (water) stands for good, red (heat) for evil, and yellow (sand) is neutral. For example, the villainous Jafar is clad in blacks and reds, while the virtuous Jasmine wears blue. Another example is in the Cave of Wonders, where the lamp's chamber is blue, and the ruby that tempts Abu is bright red.
>>70959974
WHY DOES THIS PATRIARCHY """"""MOVIE""""""" NOT COME WITH A TRIGGER WARNING
>>70959974
Only one I don't get is "Make me the most powerful sorcerer in the world".
Wasn't he already the most powerful sorcerer in the city? Wasnt he already one of the most powerful magic users in Disney? What if he was already the most powerful ? Would genie just give him the finger?
>>70960907
>while the virtuous Jasmine wears blue.
>Virtuous
>goes around showing off her belly and face like a whore at 14.
Literal worst Disney girl.
>>70960859
Implying he didn't
>>70960722
All the people were brainwashed to acknowledge him as sultan. And white clothes. Though it Would be funnier if he was transformed to the actual sultan which would've made sense also.
Loophole. Genie can't make one person fall in love with another person.
However, he says nothing about making one person want to be hate fucked the other.
>>70960374
Don't know why I never thought of that.
You wouldn't even need the other two wishes in that case
>>70960965
He was scared a voodoo priest or witch doctor come along and he would get btfo. Also Im sure the sorcerers had conventions and shit and he knew he was mid tier at best.
>>70960426
If you become Allah it wouldn't matter any more.
>>70960483
not funny
>>70960965
If he was already the most powerful in the world, then surely Genie could have skirted around the question and reduced his power level so that he was slightly above the next guy.
The fact that Genie made him even more powerful means that somewhere there was someone just as powerful as he was, or Genie didn't think it through and gave him a 10000% boost over the next guy.
>>70959974
They should do a live action movie of this
What would be cool is if they take Robin William's lines from the animated movie and put them in as the CGI Genie for the live action one.
>not wishing for a Princess Trainer scenario
>>70960974
>he said, while posting a literal subhuman gyppo rat
Besides, worst Disney girl is Kiva from Atlantis.
Reminder out of all the Disney girls Meg from Hercules is the only one with experience.
>>70961390
>Reminder Meg is a worthless slut
Yes we know
>>70960965
He had shit-tier hypnosis and disguise powers which might have just been gadgets.
After the power boost he could turn into a fucking snake and summon fire and swords and turn towers into rockets and all that sort of shit.
>>70959974
HOW CAN SHE SLAP
>>70960441
I know that feel.
>that part where she tries to seduce Jafar
Hnnnnngggg
>>70961256
Princess Trainer is literally the sultan wish carried out properly.
Jaffar's major flaw was greed. He was already rich, already ran the kingdom from the shadows, and he was well traveled and incredibly talented in alchemy. He didn't need any of that shit but he wanted it just because he was addicted to gaining power.
MAKE WAY FOR PRINCE ALI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlU_CYhym0o
>>70960809
AND THEN HE WISHES TO BE A SORCERER AND IT GOES BACK TO NORMAL
FUCKING WHY??
>>70961746
Jeez, not to go full SJW but they shouldn't animate a woman with a waist so thin it looks like its going to snap in half at any second
>>70960483
this meme is pure quality
>>70962481
You're not a SJW, you're a FAG
>>70960974
>gypsy
please my friend
>>70961934
there is literally nothing wrong with greed
>>70962481
If it were up to me I would mandate the upper torso and the legs to be drawn as two separate entities that never touch.
>>70962661
There is if it results in people being killed.
>>70960974
Pretty sure the worst is the black one from that shitty frog movie
>>70962234
Damn Genie really went the whole nine yards with that wish.
>>70960483
JAFFA! KREE!
>>70963116
Yeah yeah okay, I'm the boss...
>>70962481
It looks hot as fuck, faggot.
>>70962967
>implying that's bad
it's like you have respect for human life or something
>>70963000
I actually haven't watched that.
>>70960306
Probably did give Jasmine the D
Favorite Disney girl.
GO!
>>70963284
You already posted her
>>70962481
Congrats, you're a massive pussy
>>70963077
Jaffar probably assumed he'd get similar bang for his buck with his stupid sultan wish.
>>70963284
>anyone but ariel
>>70963284
you already did it for me, pal
>>70960511
>If the genie can't even bring people back from the dead
I don't remember Genie saying he couldn't do it, just not to do it because he really didn't like it. I'm thinking fucked up zombies come into play
>>70963077
He's a good wingman
>>70963785
>I don't remember Genie saying he couldn't do it
His words bro "I can't bring people back from the dead.", Aladdin even taunts him and says what kind of genie can't bring people back from the dead.
>>70963221
It's ok, it's one of Disney's weaker films. Good for at least one viewing though if just for the villain
>>70963929
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pb0PuaikL4w
Just looked up the scene and he also says he doesn't like doing it. So I think Genie meant he can't do a full revival, so I'm gonna stick with my zombie theory.
