Some people say it's not the size of the boat but rather the motion of the ocean. Well guess what, Ray? I can't even swim. Never even had a bath.
>>70957893
Dont humor me Marty, we're all sheep for the slaughter.
The universe is like a set of drums and a cymball falling of a cliff. And you know what?ba-dum-tss
We're the joke.
There's no way the dude who posts this shit isn't actually a writer.
They say the early bird gets the worm. Well guess what, Ray? I don't eat worms. I eat the early birds.
>>70958540
They say the early bird gets the worm. Well guess what, Ray? I slept in. I don't even set an alarm.
I was told three strikes and your out. Well guess what, Ray? I love bowling alleys. They have the best food.
Why did the chicken cross the road Ray? I dont know, but i did build the road.
They say this is only a meme, that you and I dont exist outside this prison made of code and photographs of ourselves.....well guess what.....we are real and THEY are the funny memes.....
>>70958720
Why did the chicken cross the road, Ray? How would I know? I'm no chicken, Ray. Casper knew this.
Some people, Raymond, they never touch a drop of water, still get hung out to dry. Caspere knew this, and they still strung him up on a clothesline. Tell you one thing, I may be soaking wet, but I got no intention of ending up at the fucking dry-cleaner.
Can't stop laughing.
>>70958835
I feel like this is an actual quote from the show?
>>70958948
That's how you recognize an exquisite Vincepost
>>70958488
>the dude
Its not just one dude or a few people, many anons have contributed. You're just dumb.I agree some of them are really fucking smart though
They say two wrongs don't make a right. Well guess what, Ray? I've never been wrong, and I'm right here.
They say there's no such thing as a free lunch. Well guess what, Ray? I'm the kind of man that takes what he wants, and I fucking love lunch.
They say you reap what you sow. Well guess what, Ray? I'm not a farmer, never had a fucking sickle.
You think I would just do that, Ray? Beat my girl within an inch of her life? Only time I ever raised my hand to a woman was at a Celine Dion concert, Raymond, and you best believe I raised them both.
Someone once told me a leopard can't change its spots, but I aint no Leopard, Ray, I'm the elephant in the room and I'm a whole different kettle of fish.
>>70958665
They say early bird gets the worm. Well guess what Ray? I eat the bird and the worm. That's killing two birds with one stone.
>>70958716
kek
>>70959036
They say Slytherin won by a hundred and fifty points. Well you know what Ray? I'm smart enough to know that it doesn't matter how many points you get in life, in fact I'd be happy just to find one point to this whole mess. In the end everyone just ends up upside in a box under a pile of shit at the sewage plant.
Dumbledore knew this.
>>70958720
Why did the chicken cross the road ray? It didn't cause I'm the road and no one crosses me.
>>70959078
well memed my friend
>>70959036
>>70959036
Kek
I wish I was clever enough to make a vincepost
>>70959067
They say early bird gets the worm. Well guess what Ray? It's at night that I'm the most alive.
>>70958968
I guess you want some credit, too.
They say guys like us are a diamond dozen. Well Guess What Ray? I'm the jeweler and I don't even like brand new.
>>70959036
>>70959184
I've tried thinking of one but always draw a blank. And I consider myself somewhat creative.
>>70959184
Just start with some proverb and contradict it with senseless drivel
>They say winners never quit and quitters never win. Well guess what, Ray, I'm out of chips and there's no ATM.
>>70959036
They say you shouldn't swim until 30 minutes after you eat, but I am starving and I'm always drowning
>>70959324
You're wrong though, the
>Well, guess what
meme is what killed Vinceposting
>>70959304
That's a pretty good one.
You know what Ray? I always wanted to be a painter. I've tried thinking of one but always drew a blank. And I consider myself somewhat creative. But I guess those violin lessons won't go waste.
They say it takes two to tango Ray but I've got two left feet and I've been dancing by myself all my life.
>>70957893
>>70958540
>>70958835
I copied and pasted your Vincepost into Google, and the True Detective Reddit popped up. You cunts are copying their memes word for word. Pathetic.
They say you gotta earn your stripes to be a coast guard. All you gotta do is cross me, Ray and you'll be guarding the coast for the rest of your life.
>>70959184
I think I'm going to give up. Nothing can beat >>70959036
My mother said a watched pot never boils, and she was right Ray. Now my kitchens are staffed with blind men and the pots are boiling over.
>>70959398
well aren't you a big boy? run home to mamma now, the adults are talking and you're made of pure gold, Asperger knew this.
>>70959398
Not for me, bub. Way to go, such a big redditor that even Google tailored your results for you.
I leave for a single day and im already behind on Vinceposting. I havent even seem any Vince movies how am i expected to vincepost on the level some anons here do?
>>70959434
This one isn't good.
>>70959425
>>70959425
They say it takes a life time of training to become a coast guard. All you gotta do is cross me, Raymond, and you'll be guarding the coast for the rest of your life
>>70959434
Kek'd
>>70959398
kek, Vince posting originated on here and Leddit have reposted to their sub.
>>70959485
Just study all of them
>>70959398
Vinceposting started here you dumb redditor
>>70959485
>I havent even seem any Vince movies
What are you talking about?
>>70959398
but reddit is literally us
>>70959521
That one actually could have been in the show.
>>70959398
>into Google
Fucking googler why don't you go back and stay there
It's a doggy dog world Ray and guess what? I'm the doggy and the dog.
>>70959554
>those fuckingpigs on /pol/
>/v/ and /tv/ are closest to Reddit
>>70959398
Another thread another googlefag
They say the pen is mightier than the sword, but the my pen was cut by the sword and now my lifes covered in ink
>>70959521
Oh god that seems like a line from the show
>>70957893
>you think this is some joke? we're not in a lost world ray, the world is lost in us
>>70959521
fucking gold
>>70957893
scary that these posts can be so spot on vaugn i hear his voice reading it
They say it takes two to tango. But sometimes, Ray, I feel like I'm the only one in the world who has feet.
They say I'm a square in a circular world. Well guess what, Raymond? I'm pressing X and the cheatcode is still workin'
>>70959734
>They say it takes two to tango. I may have two left feet, but that doesn't matter when you have two right hands.
They say he's a big guy for you, Ray, but at least you can talk and I'm in charge here.
What goes around comes around, Ray. That's why men like you and me gotta stick to one-way streets.
They say a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, Ray, but I've been hunting all my life, and I've never even seen a damn bird.
>>70959816
That's actually a really good line desu.
>>70959816
That was actually good.
"It's like watching a game of cat and mouse and I'm the dog. Well guess what Ray? This dog's gotta take a shit."
>>70959816
You've accidentally written good dialogue
>>70959816
They say a penny saved is a penny earned, Ray, but I make 9 dollars an hour. You think anyone's gonna save me??
They say loose lips sink ships, Ray, but I got the tightest pussy on the block, and I've been sinking my whole life
>>70959470
lol
>Vincent and Rust posting are back
welcome back, golden age of /tv/ memes
They say you should never sucker punch a man, Ray. I agree, just pinch one off in the punch bowl instead.
this is just an echochamber now
ancient content being regurgitated
sad!
They say Slytherin deserves the House Cup this year fellow students, HOWEVER...
>>70960269
rello heddit
You know how they say that fear lets you climb any mountain? Well let me tell you, Ray, I put on my boots and wandered into the forest, but I never saw any hills.
>>70960311
holy kek WOW good post ;^)
>>70960269
Yo reddit
A rolling stone gathers no moss, Ray, but nothing can roll forever. I can already feel the damp slime envelop me, and it's making me rock hard.
>>70960455
>A rolling stone gathers no moss, Ray, but nothing can roll forever.
That was great. Didn't need the second sentence.
>>70959398
Reddit gets all their memes from 4chan
Ever hear that riddle about how far you can walk into the woods? Well, I'm already halfway and I'm walking out Ray, and before you ask, I can see the forest for the trees and it ain't Forest Gump who's gonna get a box of chocolates this time.
They say every cloud has a silver lining, Ray. Well right now I'm in the middle of the fucking desert under a clear sky mining for gold.
>>70958835
A cello is just a giant fucking violin Ray, Caspere knew this. That's why I don't go fishing, I can't handle the strings.
>>70960474
let me guess, third world?
this is true memekino
EPIC BANEPOSTING XD saying the same shit every time for 10 years
HOWEVER XDDD
but this actually takes some thought, well done /tv/
pure memekino
>>70959067
They say the early bird gets the worm. Well guess what Ray? I'm vegan.
You know how when you order a burger they ask if you want fries with that? Well, this ain't Hamburg, Germany Ray, and fries or no fries, I'm feeling mighty salty and and some guys are going to get peppered with some hot lead.
If you want to win the lottery, you have to make the money to buy a ticket, Ray, and i'm flat fucking broke.
>>70957893
Casper knew this.
>>70959398
>I copied and pasted your Vincepost into Google, and the True Detective Reddit popped up. You cunts are copying their memes word for word. Pathetic.
Anon knew this.
![c35f0c5905b3e29f5d2aac1a400ef130[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jO6H95l.jpg "c35f0c5905b3e29f5d2aac1a400ef130[1].jpg")
They say this situation is at a tipping point but you know what Ray, I don't tip.
>>70961991
Mediocre, but witnessed.
>>70960953
bruh get a load of this dude, he's too good for memes
They say speak of the devil and he shall appear. Well guess what Ray, I just started charging an appearance fee
>>70959036
best one so far, goddamn
They say the road to hell is paved with good intentions. Well Ray, let's just say I'm off the beaten path.
They say don't shit where you eat, Ray. Well right now I'm up shit creek without a paddle, and I'm getting pretty hungry.
They say two wrongs don't make a right. But two rights don't fix a wrong, Ray.
>>70964246
Should be
>People always tell me don't shit where you eat. Funny thing is, those people have been eating shit their whole lives, they just don't know it yet.
>>70964251
They say two wrongs don't make make a right. Well I'm the fucking satnav who just told you to take three lefts
>>70957893
see ray, it's like in a game of cat and mouse, there's only one way to win - don't be the mouse.
>>70957893
Threadly reminder that Vaughn did nothing wrong. His performance was excellent and saying Ray was the only good thing about season 2 is a meme.
I ever tell you about my childhood, Ray? It wasn't no Norman Rockwell painting, that's for damn sure. I saw things that would make you "Scream" like Edvard Munch. My own blood splattered on the floor like a fuckin' Pollack. These memories stick with me, but they've got a strange quality to them now. Surreal, like a Dali. I'm starting to feel like a melting clock, being slowly devoured by ants. And my time is running out. Caspere knew this
Was he autistic?
Too many cooks spoil the broth Ray, but if its bad broth you want, you don't need cooks at all.
>>70962610
>They say speak of the devil and he shall appear. Well guess what Ray, I'm in charge here.
Was eating cereal this morning and the box said contents may settle during packaging. Well I don't just settle for anything Ray, and the size of my package keeps getting bigger. Caspere knew this.
>>70964510
No. He used nihilism as a coping mechanism for losing his daughter. His work obsession as well.
Telling himself nothing mattered and focusing on his work is how he dealt with the loss.
Edgey neets who have never experienced hardship in their lives and just choose to be nihilists are autistic.
>>70957893
Caspere knew this.
They say don't miss the forest for the tress. I don't know about you Ray, but I've never been lovesick over some fucking forest
They say to take one step at a time. Well you know what, I don't walk, hell, I don't even drive.
>>70958488
It's pizza man giving HBO the finger and shitposting his own show, clearly.
They say that money makes the world go round. Well time is a flat circle so I guess what goes around comes around and I am the embodiment of money
>>70958093
Underated
![vaughn_TDe2-600x356[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/oCVcUrZ.jpg "vaughn_TDe2-600x356[1].jpg")
My grandfather told me you can discover everything you need to know about everything by looking at your hands. I've been looking at mine all my life, every day since I was 5, and you know what I've just realized? They're fucking feet
There's a million ways to skin a cat, Ray. But nobody ever told me to ask the cat what he preferred.
>>70959554
A redditor is in this comment thread RIGHT NOW
>>70957893
They say I'm a dime a dozen. Well you know what, Ray? I'm not selling eggs and you can keep the change.
I invented Vinceposting, AMA.
They say the pen is mightier than the sword Ray, but I have a gun, and now no one says anything. Caspere knew this
>>70965509
>>70958093
5 star post right here
>>70959036
Casper knew this.
>>70965737
Moo
>>70964519
U N D E R R A T E D
The light that shines twice as bright burns half as long. Ray, I'm a fucking energy saving bulb. Caspere knew this.
>>70966268
>Caspere knew this
adding this meme to vinceposting has never made it any funnier. prove me wrong
>>70964648
Fucking 2 goddamn years later and there are STILL retards saying Rust was a nihilist.
>>70958665
They say the early bird gets the worm. Well I never went to sleep, never have. I get the bird, the worm, the whole fuckin' thing
>>70965509
they say you can't sail a sinking ship. Well I was never much for sailing anyway and I packed my scuba gear, so I hope you're ready for a swim.
>>70958093
primo kekko
>>70960953
You realize that TDKR is only 4 years old, right?
>>70957893
What is that, Nietzsche? Shut the fuck up.
>>70959569
>John knew this
>>70966396
They say when life gives you lemons you make lemonade. Well, you know what Ray? Nobody ever gave me lemons and I don't drink lemonade.
Waste not want not, well guess what Ray? I want not to waste and god knows I'm not a garbage man
Marty, listen to me, and listen carefully, i dont want to hear u asking me what I meant by this. There ain't no 'big guy', no fucking plane to carry you away from all the bullshit. We are all just cucks, watching impotently in the doorway as the big black bull of life fucks our wives.
>>70959036
DONT GET IT
Some people say life is like a box of chocolates. Well, guess what? I hate fucking chocolate and I'd much rather have vanilla thank you very much.
Bubba knew this and he WAS chocolate
I'm like a squirrel, Ray. Burying nuts for a winter that will never come. It's the middle of July every day of my life and the weatherman's a goddamn liar.
Some people say it's weird and racist to jerk off to 12 Years A Slave slave rape scenes. Well guess what Ray? The Blacks loved it and would do anything to be put back in chains
>>70957893
Why is Vinceposting the best and most original content on /tv/?
Everyone is vinceposting and having fun. You think i'm too boring to vinceposting? Ray... I have been vinceposting with my whole dick in your wife all this time
*farts*
>We're all dealt a different hand at birth that gives us different options, but not everybody knows what to do with theirs. You might be born rich, but you're still a retard, Rooney, while I know how to get things done. You might have the box of legos, but I've got the instruction manual.
>>70959569
That's profound, son.
>>70964618
>>70965287
fucking kek
Building an empire is like making a pizza Ray. First, you must gather the ingredients, then, you have to find a good Pizzayolo you can trust.
HOWEVER
>>70967912
raimiposting was better
>>70968171
Love is a hunger Ray, and I was so hungry I bit off more than I could chew.
Fukunaga knew this.
Vinceposting is the intellectual man's shitposting.
>>70966456
HAHAHAHAHAAHA
>>70957893
>Caspere knew this
You ever hear the saying "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," Ray? Well I don't eat apples. I eat fucking oranges.
They say too many cooks spoil the broth, but I think there's the right amount of cooks, they just aren't making enough
broth
>>70957893
>Some believe a photograph can steal the soul. How's your soul will?
>>70972322
Is this show worth watching?
People are always saying, "be careful what you wish for". But you know what, Ray? I just wish I fucking cared.
>>70972457
It's a constant stream of unironic Vinceposting and murders that are shot like a music video.
>>70972616
>>70964648
not sure if nihilist, but in essence, everything you say is what Pic tried to reach for. copying mechanism made him a fucking edgy cunt. but it's so fucking understantable that I can feel sympathy for the character.
that's what made S1 good. edgyness in S2 is unexcusable.
>>70972457
>>70972725
ignore the ignorant cunt. it's very nice.
S2 is god tier. S1 is shit tier. S3 is nice tier.
>>70959554
>best Game of Thrones discussion on the internet
>on /got/
how deluded can one be
>>70960953
Get this hothead outta here!
>>70960284
EVADA KEBABRA THIS FUCKING MEME
Blatant /tv/ newfag here, can someone enlighten me on Raimiposting?
Life is a big joke, Ray, and i forgot the punchline
>>70973298
You have to go back.
>>70957893
They say "be sharp" Ray, and I am. I'm like a fuckin' switch blade, and nobody is gonna press my goddamn button
>>70972974
> it's very nice.
Hannibal is fun, but it's sort of like the media. Once the "deep conversations" touch on a topic you actually know something about, you realise that it's written by people who skim Wikipedia articles, and the whole intellectual thing is a fraud.
It sort of turns it into a surreal comedy whenever the characters "talk".
>>70960284
>Life's like the year's end celebration at Hogwarts, Ray. You work for your points day after day only to have some old fart give them to the other side anyway, and Caspere knew this. So who you're gonna be, Slytherin or Griffindor? Me? I'd rather be the headmaster.
>>70959324
That made it formulaic and killed it, the first two threads are glorious, then it went to shit
>>70959184
Just say some senseless bullshit
>Ray, all this time you spent whispering to the trees, don't you realize they don't speaking fucking english?
>>70959805
underrated
>Someone's stole my thunder Ray, and I'll comb through every fuckin' cloud all the way up to Zeus in Mount Olympus to get it back.
>>70974955
>They say to eat lightning and crap thunder but that doesn't work when you're full of shit, Ray.
>>70975021
>You know what my first job was? A ride attendant at the Dumbo rides in Disney World. So don't ever think I have a fuckin' problem addressing the elephant in the room.
>>70959036
Holy shit.
>>70972909
Rust was awesome. In no way was I criticizing him. His ending was great too and only plebs who didn't understand his character didn't like it.
>>70966318
M8 I'm specifically saying he wasn't really a nihilist. All his edgey nothing matters talk, like when Marty asks why he gets out of bed in the morning "because its my programming, and I lack the constitution for suicide" was part of the coping mechanism he developed after loosing his daughter and all the other fucked up shit that happened to him.
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