ALL THE STARS ARE HERE
>That's Captain America's GF
>America's greatest hero is henpecked by a jewess
>>70954467
Why the hell did Norm even need those other two idiots there? They were awkward and funny af.
>>70954467
BUH
BUUUUH
BURRR
>>70954493
*unfunny, rather
>>70954467
FUCKING SORCERER
>It's a Norm loses everything hes ever earnt by being a disgusting degenerate gamble
>Twice
>Then a third time
I lost a tonne of respect for him hearing that. That's pathetic.
>>70954492
>Captain America isn't banging some perfect Aryan QT
I bet the Jews did this
>>70954467
I'm no Harley Morenstein
>>70954493
>Birdgirl and Kassem tell Norm to stop talking during the Lonely Island interview
>"Alright, I'm sorry for bringing up Hitler"
Norm is literally on his own level. I've been a fan since '98, and it's great to see him finally get some recognition.
>>70954492
How the fuck does a 10/10 get stuck with a human chicken like her? She seems unbearable. How did they even meet?
>>70954585
>despite that Samberg's the one who brought up Hitler
>Samberg and Jorma catch it but it goes over Jenny and Kassem
>>70954530
It made me see him in a new light, he clearly does not give a fuck about anything and uses sports and poker as an escape. Made me feel.
Ladies and gentlemen this man is for the BIRDS
>tfw lost in Hitler's beautiful eyes
>>70955064
the man has children hes fucking pathetic to do that THREE times
once is already enough but you can forgive it if he learns
twice hes fucking retarded and a write off, deadbeat
THREE TIMES? just cut him loose forever. funny or not hes a waste of space.
>>70955101
He put his son through private school though and has a great relationship with him. Money really doesn't matter much after that, especially when you're buds with Sandler.
>>70955148
if my dad gambled away my inheritance i'd be pretty mad
>>70955241
It's norm. He could book 50 cities right now and sell out 3k seat theaters and make it right back.
Hell Silverman is doing theaters now and Billy Red Face is doing fucking basketball arenas.
He's an arab if that helps.
>>70955241
Its not your money you entitled faggot. Stop leeching off daddy and make your own way in the world
BUR
>>70955241
you'll never be attractive
>>70955351
>this is what poorfags actually believe
you should tell that to every single rich person ever born in all of history you fucking loser
if you don't or can't provide for your kids don't have kids
>>70955368
He sent his kid to private school already you neet failure
>it's an Adam Eget is the Orson Welles of Cuckold Porn episode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=peDLWyHegfI&feature=youtu.be&t=50s
>>70955386
providing for your kids doesnt end there you fucking nothing
why dont you go and cry to the royal family because they inherited their wealth?
>>70954585
Yeah at least he was trying to actually get interesting chat from them. The jewess and brown guy asking bullshit like "how are you feeling?" is asinine as fuck.
>>70955408
>its a Norm subtly hits on Adam Eget episode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPGzXsoqcuM&feature=youtu.be&t=30
>>70955496
>"How are you feeling? Do you feel healthy?"
I wanted to punch her face. What a dumb question.
>>70954467
heehee-huh
Listen barfyman362
No, you cannot rape my mother with a knife!
>>70955554
that's what bitches say to each other to throw shade.
Implying she is drunk or looks like shit.
Keep in mind both are jewish and in competition with each other as comedians.
>>70955885
But she said that to Lonely Island. I forget, did she also say it to Silverman?
Where is he and what is he doing?
>>70955951
hes just doing standup right now
>>70955951
Memoir is coming out in September.
>>70955963
I mean in the OP
>>70954492
>>70954532
>>70954633
jenny slate is an anal queen and evans is a closeted bi, they're made for each other.
>>70955083
iktf
>Adam wants to ask you a question
>uhh... yes, what I really wanted to know is... where do you get your ideas from?
>>70955980
it's some youtube awards thing
>>70956012
>anal queen
Sauce? Pics? I need a new Ovendodgerfu.
>>70955101
Shut the fuck up, nigger
You of all people talking about a waste of space
>>70955408
>its his actual wife
>>70956058
i've been chomping at the bits to ask this...
>>70955408
>He's a pretty big guy
eget confirmed baneposter
>>70955408
>he's a pretty big guy
What did he mean by this?
>>70955408
Hahahaha holy shit
>"They're calling me the Phillip Seymour Hoffman of the genre"
>"Hopefully you meet the same end"
Jesus Norm
>>70955408
This is fucking classic
>>70954467
CHICKEN
STEAKS
HAVE NEVER TASTED SO GOOD
>>70954467
Do you think Norm fucked Jenny Slate?
>>70958147
DUH
