How the fuck was this a "horror comedy"?
>that scene where they're literally everywhere in the house
fucked me up for days, I kept checking the walls and ceiling to make sure there were no spiders around
John Candy.
>>70948529
because people were being horrifically killed by spiders but it still kept a lighthearted tone
see: gremlins
>>70948583
that's a great poster
How?
How?
Maybe it's time you stopped asking how.
Hell, maybe it's time you started asking why
Fuck comedy. That shit will get you nowhere, kid. Comedy is as Marx called it: "the opiate of the masses."
What are you gonna do? Watch a Seth Rogen movie? Watch some standup? Watch some Eddie Murphy?
Heh... maybe you will
Makes no difference to me
But those things?
Those people?
They aren't living.
Hell, they aren't even trying
Don't let these comedy corporations live for you, kid. That's how I used to do it. Once you take the red pill...
Let's just say you DON'T go back.
Trust me, kid. It's time to grow up. Time to climb out of the tree house. Time to tell your ma to put that tit away: you're done sucking the corporate milk.
You're in the shark tank now, kid. Time to start acting like a shark.
*throws cigarette on ground*
*mounts motorcycle*
Oh and one more thing...
*smiles to myself*
Don't let me catch you round these parts again or I won't let you off so easy...
*throws cigarette on ground*
*drives away*
>>70948593
you mean John Goodman.
>>70948738
Ah yes, still.
>>70948736
nice
>>70948736
You threw the cigarette twice. How?
>>70948736
caspere knew this
>>70948762
candy would have been good in that role too.
>>70949561
Hold the dooooor
Fuck this movie for giving me an irrational fear of spideys.
fuck this movie, after seeing this, i had a real spider infestation in my house when i was a kid. baby spiders fucking everywhere
