>You broke a minor curfew rule
>Your punishment is to go into a haunted forest in the middle of the night that is known to be filled with horrible flesh-eating monsters without any adult escorts
What did she mean by this?
Hogwarts is so fucking retarded. They were probably better off under Voldemort.
>Is clearly asian
>Has thick Scottish accent
I don't know what anything meant in Harry Potter.
yes yes well done mcgonagall mcgonganall
HOWEVER
>>70947783
You realize that an accent is a product of your environment, right?
Why didn't Hermione use the time turner to kill voldemort and hitler?
Grow up pleb
>>70947952
Asians can't survive in the cold north, just like blacks, fucking learn science you muggle.
Probably some inane bullshit about being in easily one of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the seriesüf only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but itüfs certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>a-at least the books are good though
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King
>>70948157
For all you know she could be 3 generation living in the UK.
>>70948174
Nice pasta
http://talkobamato.me/synthesize.py?speech_key=51c4af463e00f7714d852672656f8a64
>>70948174
Where is Mein Kampf on that list? It's so deliberately contrarian I was expecting it to be up top.
>>70947704
What was Voldemort's end game? It wasn't clear in the movies. I have no idea what he actually hopes to achieve.
The school has an ancient magical duty to watch over the students and keep them from harm.HOWEVER
>>70947783
>>70948190
Are you mentally handicapped? I just told you that asians can't survive the cold. There's no way she could be a third generation Scotasian, jesus.
>>70948255
Purge the world (or at least the Hogwarts-centric Harry Potter world) of muggleborns and probably muggles, and create a perfect race of pureblood wizards under his rule I guess.
>>70948255
Kill all the muggles and mudbloods
Give power to the purebloods and himself (he's not even a pureblood lmao).
Live forever since he was scared of death
Explore Hogwarts, the one place where he felt at home.
>>70947783
>Asian
>Scottish accent
Didn't even realise this was my fetish until this moment.
>McGonnagle thrust her ursine cunt upon Harry's innocent face.
>'''Lick it.'' she demanded
>Harry, never having been this close, this INTIMATE with a female was shaking.
>''Take my cunt, dear Mr Potter and bask in it's fishy Miasma.'' Mc Gonnagle spat as she chewed on beetroot. ''There is one innocent boy yet left in Hogwarts and I'll be damned in that faggot dubmledore gets to you rboipussy before I get to /SS/ you.'' she said with a smile.
What did she mean by this???
>>70948279
>asians can't survive the cold
Eskimos are asian that can survive in the cold
>>70948238
If you use the word "contrarian," you're literally an idiot. It's an invented concept by idiots with childish sensibilities who are too fragile to deal with criticism of mediocre media that has widespread appeal.
It's a troubling manifestation of millennials' mental weakness. Seriously, the only people who would even entertain any "argument" involving the concept of being "contrarian" are weak, lazy idiots who can't deal with criticism substantively.
If it bothers you that much that people criticize mediocre mass-marketed anti art work designed to appeal to the lowest common denominator, like Star Wars, Breaking Bad, Harry Potter, etc., you should find a safe bubble and stay there(/v/). Or kill yourself.
>>70948377
Eskimos aren't Asian you fucking racist.
>>70948157
Anyone could have a better quality of life in cold area, fewer diseases, fewer mosquitos, less sweating... You just need to put on a few more coats.
It's adapting from cold area to warm area that is difficult.
Not to mention some Asians literally based on some snowy mountains.
>>70948157
Chinese and Koreans can, you geographic illiterate
>>70948433
Some eskimos can be asian, you fucking transracist
>>70948174
based /lit/ looking out for the patricianhood
>>70948416
Putting Catch-22 and Hamlet as Low-Tier and putting Atlas Shrugged as God Tier is pretty much the essence of literary contrarianism. As far as Harry Potter's presence on that list I think it shouldn't be compared to literature that is actually meant to have a point. The only point of the Harry Potter series is to be entertaining, it otherwise sets out to prove absolutely nothing, and that is fine. Not every book has to try and enlighten the reader.
>>70948465
>>70948470
The scientific illiteracy on this board is fucking cancerous. Look it up, Asians need to spend a lot of time in the warm sun to keep their body temperature up otherwise they become lethargic and eventually die.
>>70948546
>Asians are reptiles
>>70948546
By asians you mean reptiles, right?
>>70948546
Wait until you see the cinema illiteracy
>>70948174
Did you really made this thread just to post this?
>>70948174
> Nausea and Clifford For President
>>70948416
I don't give a shit about your enlightened, superior tastes, but you're a retard if you think people don't deliberately form their opinions based on hating everything that's popular among the "plebian masses". Half of this fucking board does it, and your entire post reeks of it.
Everybody has some problems with popular shit they happen to like, myself included, but I don't go out of my way to be an intellectual giant and turn up my nose at the idea of liking something "mainstream" because I'm an enlightened individual who doesn't follow the flock of sheeple.
>>70948604
Whats the problem? Did I take space from your garbage reddit meme however spam, nonwhite?
>>70948561
>>70948567
Easy mistake to make. They share some common features to be sure, but Asian scales are limited to the area around their genitalia and anus. This is why they find it so easy to use squat toilets.
>>70948683
I don't give a shit about your preference for eating dirt and animal feces and saying it tastes good, but you're a retard if you think the plebeian masses appreciate anything more than mediocrity or if you think they shouldn't be held as the absolute epitome of negative role models
>no it's because it's popular that's why you don't like it
Alright
>>70948483
>no citizen BANE or TDK rises
FUCK OFF
>>70948830
kill yourself wannabe/tv/ scum from /v/
yes, yes, good job professor mcgonnegell or whatever the fuck you spell your name is.
However,
>>70948416
If you use superlatives like 'literally' and 'seriously' you are a moron to be honest.
>>70948174
They were cool as a kid though
>>70948816
>dirt+animal feces = popular things
>the plebian masses don't appreciate anything more than mediocrity
That directly translates to "all popular things are bad". Holy shit how do you have this little self-awareness? Take off that fedora, it's cutting your brain off from it's blood supply.
>>70948959
Sure if you're r*tarded
>>70948157
Nigger, Asians developed slits in their eyelids as a way to stop their eyes from freezing. Real life isn't an RPG. God damn I can't wait for this 2016 election to end and for /pol/tards to go back.
>>70949257
I also can't wait for Trump to win so all the Redditors leave.
>>70948433
finlanders can survive in the cold
>>70949257
they developed that to block out sand you mongoloid :^)
>>70949257
>/pol/tards
If you had half a brain, you'd realize that all of the "SJW"/gender/race crap bledover from fucking /v/, because they have a hardon for such a thing.
More cartoon stuff bleed over also due to /v/. You'd see this started mostly in 2014; more accidental /v/ crossposting, more intentional crossposting, more "what if __ was a movie" or "warcraft/etc" that are coming up.
/sp/ moved in here in 2012; as early as 2011ish due to Big Brother threads "outlawed" due to "poor mean /sp/ mods" that numerous posted have admitted (back then, not now, before revisionist history newfriends attempt to dissuade), and never left. They use memes to the extreme;, this is their Facebook, they don't care if they piss and shit in the same place they eat.
That's why you see half of this board is spam, also the moderation simply cannot keep up with the massive amount of spam unless you actually send reports. Even then, there seems to be some sort of favoritism with this "fourth round" of moderation (for /tv/, since its inception). They delete shit that should be deleted asap (cunny shit, shrek/just/bane [which took forever for them to get on too, the latter memes]), but some things take an awfully long time to delete, like /sp/ blacked threads.
Stay new.
>>70949428
I dare you to call a Finlander Asian to their face. They will eviscerate you and use you guts as fertilizer so that they can grow some potatoes that they can then turn into alcohol to drown themselves in and wipe away the memory of their own bleak existence.
>>70948345
its been mine for years. its a damn shame, there isnt a scottish asian girl in porn, i would dry up like a husk after i see her first scene.
>>70949511
I come to this mongolian clay mastering board for fiction, not reality...
>>70949971
Alas, all fiction contains reality my friend.
>>70947783
>never gone to uk and met asians with scottish and irish accents
>thinking the uk is white
>>70951237
The only British asians I've met were a pair of identical twins and they still didn't have British accents despite living here all of their lives.
