>The name's Bond, James Bond.
I think he'd be the best bond since Connery.
Damn, the Biebs is living the life.
probably the luckiest person to ever live
>>70939160
>manlet
>not british
>too young
>>70939160
I hate the piece of trash, but he does have a pretty decent ding dong. Wasn't expecting that. Kudos to the piece of garbage.
>Bieber will never berate you
why live
>>70939160
His voice isn't deep enough.
>>70939257
His new tracks are pretty alright to be honest.
>>70939229
>>70939219
Yeah he literally lives like a God.
Imagine walking into a room and knowing every girl wants to have your cum inside her.
>>70939264
>His new tracks are pretty alright to be honest
That's because Ed Sheeran is writing them
>>70939307
Really? That's infinitely disappointing, damn.
>>70939219
>>70939229
>>70939292
you guys need to get laid
>>70939497
...you thought, up until this day, that pop stars write their own songs?
>>70939160
I just find it funny how he managed to cuck Orlando Bloom
>>70939553
I don't listen to much pop music so I suppose I never thought about that.
>>70939559
He's the cuckmaster general. He cucks most men.
What did he mean by this?
>>70939559
He didnt cuck shit.
Bloom will forever be Will Turner and Legolas.
A hero to men and boys everywhere.
A genuine nice guy and total Alpha male.
His "wife" was a 30-year-old Aussie slag who fucked a fucking manlet, after they had issues in their relationship.
She did him a favor. Sadly his kids will suffer. Hes probably somehwere outthere shagging some young model.
>>70939713
Bieber is the master cucker
>>70939713
Orlando, pls
stop being a beta bitch
>>70939713
both are fags and no one wants them, but yeah Orlando is better than Beiber
>>70939713
orlando you're a shit actor, fuck off
>>70939750
>Bieber turned "big" sean into little sean
how did he do it bros?
>>70939750
Niggas literally getting CHALKED out here
so this is a manfu thread?
>>70939750
>whining about his feelings to the press
He shook
>ywn be a good looking 21 year old with 100 million dollars
>>70939988
>good looking
Please, i'm more attractive than that scrawny manlet bieber. I could probably kick his ass too. He ain't shit.
>>70939160
Make a new IP. Don't rehash old shit.
>>70939713
Isn't he fucking Katy Perry and Selena Gomez in exchange for supplying them with coke?
>>70939988
he looks like a gay twink, doesnt grow real man hair or mustache, yeah hes not good looking, he just got into shape lately
>>70940118
>he looks like a gay twink, doesnt grow real man hair or mustache
>>70940045
>Katy Perry got cucked
>was okay with it
cuckqueen
>all these fags jelly of the biebs
>>70940213
who wouldn't be?
>>70940263
Perhaps God
>>70940043
>>70940118
Post pictures of self.
>>70939160
Dat pec
>>70939872
Baby
>you will never instantly have 10/10 girls at your finger tips
>you will never have a 10/10 girl at all
>>70939219
>>70939229
He's literally the white Ice-T, an aged musician who loses relevance with each day, in 30 years time he'll be on a shit TV show getting paid pennies compared to what his lifestyle requires.
>>70940793
>he's still mad that Justin Bieber is successful
Holy shit grow up
>>70940780
>you will never have to worry that girl is with you because of her personal interest because you are legit failure so she must really love you if she is dating you
Think positive lad.
>>70940780
>you will never have a 10/10 millionairess beg for your cum
>>70940884
but nobody loves me
>>70939872
he has 9 inches?
>>70940118
You're like those fat girls who say shit like "ugh, Miranda Kerr is so skinny, she looks like a skeleton!".
>>70939264
Hey anon, it's your pal, Justin Bieber. I just wanted to say thanks for sticking up for me bro. I'd like to make you an honorary Belieber. Cool, alright we should hang some time. Later brah
>>70940884
I read somewhere that he's basically limited to escorts and supermodels (aka really expensive escorts) because any random girl is probably a gold digger and most of his fans are underage. Still better than most of us will ever get, but it doesn't sound easy.
>>70941193
i'll take fucking supermodels instead of my ugly fucking girlfriend.
>>70941193
>limited to supermodels
>>70939559
#Orlando Bond
>>70940884
I would love if someone wanted me for my networth. It does not get more honest than that.
>>70941193
>limited to supermodels
lmao just like he is limited to sport cars, amirite?
>Bieber cancels his $2,000 concert meet and greets because he hates looking at ugly people
>>70941670
i would too if i was him
he's no mental spark but even he said meeting retarded fans is depressing
>>70939513
t. every virgin ever
>>70940043
>>70941670
>when_is_it_over.jpg
He used to be such a sweet kid, why did he turn into a douche?
Jesus imagine being him. What porn actors do to porn stars, all that ass fucking and throat gagging, he does it to 17 years old 10/10 girls. He has unlimited access to prime teen pussy.
More like Liquid Snake
>>70942078
and he would give it all up to be with his waifu again
Bieber seems pretty based desu, I would probably act exactly like him if I became rich and famous at his age
>>70942131
His waifu a shit
>>70942164
This.
Didn't he also tell some fat fanwhore off once? Kek.
>>70941193
>Limited to escorts and supermodels
must be hell
>>70942164
>Bieber seems pretty based
>>70939160
>casting someone who got his shit wrecked by some rando to play james bond
>>70942164
He's a lot more chill now. I really don't see why people hate him. I don't like his music but he has had some humble interviews where he isn't up his own ass
>>70942291
Why not? Seriously, people are jealous as fuck of biebs.
Bieber is living the dream. Endless of pussy (honestly the only ones that can even come close to competing with Bieber is Leonardo DiCaprio), ~$200 million and all he does is sing and party all day long.
Stay jealous
>>70942291
>implying fat cows aren't the ones hating on Bugatti Biebs
>listen to some of his newer stuff just out of curiosity
> actually didn't want to saw my ears off
he actually sounds fucking decent. It's odd to admit that.
>>70942348
>He's a lot more chill now.
is that why he recently picked a fight with someone twice his size and got knocked to the floor?
>>70942348
>more chill
>implying he is not a edgemaster.
>>70939249
>I'll take what is bait for 500
>that part in Baby where ludacris shows up dancing out of nowhere
kek
>>70942164
Tbh, I would probably be dead if I was him, I'd party 24/7 Charlie sheen style if I had that money
>>70939257
Rest easy in the fact that he already has a massive complex about never being taken seriously as a musician -because he isn't- and will become irrelevant in the next five years, whereupon his handlers will stop giving a fuck about him, he'll likely develop a hard drug problem and wreck his life full Frusciante mode, but instead of making a comeback will fade into obscurity because he has no real talent or musical worth besides once being pretty enough to be sold to little girls. Then he'll likely fall apart due to the mental stress of having to repress being passed around by music execs as a kid like a communal fuck jar, and likely either OD or kill himself before his mid 30s.
Fair play to him for getting to where he has on his looks and management alone -because let's face it; he can't write, can't really sing, and has nothing to offer music besides being a product aimed at tween girls and ageing homosexuals- but let's be honest, all child stars are fucked from the getgo, he'll only hold it together while he has his teen idol status, because that's all he is. If you think this poor cunt is lucky you've got another thing coming.
>>70943128
Alternatively, he'll be fine and just fade out into obscurity. Either way, fuck man.
