>Broken bones grow stronger
>Mine are very strong
Is she saying she gets raped a lot?
>>70931358
Assuming that orcs are as barbaric as actual steppe peoples which they are based off in the real world, probably.
>>70931358
Is that why I found that dialogue arousing?
>>70931358
Yeah I was a little surprised at that whole scene
She's so hot.
>>70931358
I'm pretty sure BGC would kill her, considering she's of human stature.
>>70931358
Assuming that orcs are based off Muslims, yes.
>>70931601
orcs don't have cocks.
its why they're so angry
>>70931358
>post yfw the actress is 40 years old
vagina dont have bones. or maybe orc ones do
>>70931698
Orc penis is probably bigger than the hole in her pelvis
Wish they would've gone full cgi instead, or atleast found some better actors. I found it hard to take most of the character seriously. I mean just look at the king, he looks like he's straight outta some porno.
>>70931358
>>70931920
He looks like a gnome actually
>>70931920
>"Who are you?"
>*stares into camera*
>"I'm the King"
>>70931656
I wanted her to beat up Lea Seydoux some more in Ghost Protocol then make her lick her pussy
>>70931358
>BIG
>ORC
>COCK
>>70931656
People age better than they used to, thanks to healthier habits and more sophisticated cosmetic enhancement. 40 is quite literally the new 25, assuming you can pay.
Who is this orcish orifice?
>>70932094
is 25 the new 10?
>>70931733
Orcs are apelike, and apes have small penises
>>70931920
I loved Preacher Stark as the King tbhonest
>>70932130
>Orcs are apelike
So are humans
>>70931607
But raping girls is haram. That's what little boys on the bus are for.
>>70932000
kek
>>70931920
This whole movie looks like it was a porn parody that Blizzard simply cut out the actual sex scenes.
>>70932130
are you telling me that all the hentai that i've watched where a lie?
>>70931623
You're thinkin of Warhammer orks
>>70931358
>Is it in yet?
>>70932170
he means that humans are gigantic compared to all the other primates, which we are
>>70931358
Yes.
> only six inches ?
>>70931358
my favorite part is how she looks 99% human yet is a cross between an orc and a blue fucking space goat
And yes that is 100% true, warcraft lore is complete shit
>>70932128
In the economic West, longer lifespans, rising costs of living, and an increasingly hedonistic culture are definitely making young adults more childish.
Compared to 50 years ago, young people are poorer, more dependent on their parents, less sexually active, and substantially poorer. We stay in school for longer than we used to, and start families much later. The average age of virginity retention is also increasing, even though puberty begins earlier than it once did.
>>70932130
>Orcs are apelike
no
>>70932278
>humans are gigantic compared to all the other primates
no
why is /tv/ retard?
>>70932212
Lol yeah exactly my thoughts.
>>70932278
>he means that humans are gigantic compared to all the other primates, which we are
OK but then orcs are bigger than us, so why should they have small penises?
>>70932331
>my favorite part is how she looks 99% human yet is a cross between an orc and a blue fucking space goat
Half human in wc1.
Implied to be half human in the movie.
>>70932364
>why is /tv/ retard?
do you really need to ask?
>>70932364
you are retarded, look up the ape penis database and crawl back to me in shame after you realize how hung homo sapiens is
>>70932331
What's with the holes in her neck?
>>70932364
>not trusting /tv/ on cock, /tv/s field of expertise
>>70932224
Japanese orcs are based on pigs
>>70932331
>blue space goat
Movie Garona is confirmed to be Medivh's daughter
>>70932399
How is it implied? How the fuck could she be half orc half human if the orcs have never even been on the fucking human planet before?
>>70932433
Please be joking.....
>>70931571
but only as a half-orc
>>70931656
Oh it shows
>>70932177
>>70932177
Rape in Islam is acceptable if she's your wife. ISIS justifies it because slave women are considered to be married to their owners by default.
Sex with boys is actually a cultural thing, pre-dating Islam. It's on the rise in Afghanistan because most of the people who opposed the practice were hardcore Islamists who would want to kill rape victims anyway.
>>70932433
YOU'RE Medivh's daughter
>>70932453
It's not "confirmed" like that anon says but Medivh seems to heavily imply it
>>70932453
Sorry pal.
I dont get it were they implying incest between the Queen and Lothar?
What was up with that?
>>70931358
>"I'm not a player I just get raped a lot."
-Big Pun
>>70932364
Penis size, not body mass
>>70932484
WHO THE FUCK WRITES LIKE THAT? IS THAT FANFICTION?!
>>70932560
Kek it's the official novelization
>>70932560
>anime reaction image
I've got myself no problem with anime but you know who, oh you know who writes like that.
>>70932453
Watch the flick, lazy cuck
>>70932478
>I went to the orc qorld and shagged an orc
>That means... my mother....
>A gift for you, my daughter
Yeah, as subtle as a Zelda t-shirt
>>70931920
Thought it was pretty great desu desu
I don't think you're supposed to take everything super seriously.
>>70932605
or he shagged a draenei
>>70932632
Or he flat out says he shagged an orc
>>70931920
pleb
es supposed to look like a bitch coward
its a time of peace with no enemies
orcs didnt exist up until now, now lothar is regent is is a warrior leader. Youre such a pleb if you think the humans would develop into badass veterans with no enemies to fight.
Would you a Draka, /tv/?
>>70932655
or a draenei, he never said orc
>>70932130
>>70932278
How are orcs and primates connected?
>>70932720
orcs and humans clearly have a common ancestor, they are both homids
>>70932676
Dude, she's married. Show some respect
>>70932720
through the dark portal
>>70932671
pleb
>>70931920
kek, the actors really felt like they are some kind of bizarre LARP cult. I just can't take their roles serious.
>>70932453
>How is it implied? How the fuck could she be half orc half human if the orcs have never even been on the fucking human planet before?
Medivh is a wizard who opened a portal to Draenor.
You are wondering how this man got to draenor?
There's a conversation between Medivh and Garona how Medivh didn't fit in, and met a proud and noble people and found a woman who accepted him.
>>70932676
She's spoken for and she's not gul'dan.
>>70932879
he's talking about draenei, you've seen how orcs react to humans, they wouldn't accept Medivh
>>70932906
>draenei
>proud
>noble>people
would you let Gul'Dan jerk you off with his strong fel hand tho?? I mean infuse your semen with fel right before you let it all go??
>>70932791
so dumb but made me kek
Orcs are like 4-5 times size of a human, how does rape between an orc and someone sized similarly to humans them work?
>>70932676
God... you just ruined our thread
>>70932987
It would be extremely painful.
>>70932955
>could have sex with draenei or orcs
>pick orcs
disgusting
>>70932753
She was a widow at that point so it is alright
>>70932676
That's Go'el's mom, bro.
>>70932987
>Orcs are like 4-5 times size of a human
No
>>70932987
Are you fucking retarded
it's (or should be) 1.5 at best
The big muscle thing is just a meme they introduced in WC3
WAS MAKING A TERRIBLE MOVIE, PART OF YOUR PLAN?
OF COURSH!
WHAT'S THE NEXT STEP OF YOUR MASTER PLAN?
CASHING IN ON NERDS, WITH NO SURVIVORS!
>>70933090
he had a bicep the size of my torso
also humans rape little people all the time so size doesn't really matter
>>70933040
I meant by weight/volume, they are certainly a lot bulkier. Aren't they also taller? couldn't find a good picture
>>70933036
>Go'el is a hebrew term...
god dammit
>>70933137
There's a part in the movie after the first conflict where Lothar picks up an orc's hand and can barely wrap his grip around one finger
>>70932478
So, Medivh is her father?
>>70933137
reminder that in that image, the man is probably the strongest out of all humanoids.
their muscles are larger but they are also far slower to the point that it negatively affects them, imagine a person pushing a big heavy door slowly swinging open and knocking you over, sure, it knocked you over but it didnt hurt. Now imagine a baseball bat getting swung by the same person hitting you, it would hurt a hell.
id rather get superman punched by a body builder than I would michael cera, their slow muscles and tensed arms will absorb most of the impact, where as ceras arm would follow through and knock me out.
This was some of the worst shit I ever sat through, it was like a Syfy movie with a bigger budget
>>70933271
so is Draenor a low gravity world and that's why Orcs are taller and their muscle is less dense?
>>70933179
It really bothers me.
I want my orcs to be mostly human sized, but differentiated in other ways.
Looks like an army of ogres to me.
>>70933272
It's a movie for children, but the marketing department held back on that detail to engage a wider audience. It's not your fault.
>>70931358
post more orcfu, she is so goddamn hot
>>70933331
>It's a movie for children, but the marketing department held back on that detail to engage a wider audience
You just contradicted yourself
>>70933311
perspective on that image looks fucked up
also checked
>>70931601
But most woman orcs are small in stature.
I imagine orcs like gorillas. Tiny pp, dat y they angry.
>>70933359
It's a children's movie.
>>70931447
But a woman's honor was very important in steppe culture doing shit like that could start blood feuds.
>>70933394
id say its a teenager movie
>>70932397
So are gorillas.
Just noticed this is also how true.
orc males are gorillas, females are human with diffferent skin tone and fangs
>>70932676
No. Medhiv is weird.
>>70932094
naah man, it's usually random and depending on what your parents look like.
for example, dudes who lose their hair early usually look old too by the time they hit their mid 20s. same with women who look like they're 5 years older than they really are at 14. some of the hottest chicks you grew up with in school literally look like shit by the time they hit 30, sometimes even earlier. but then you also have those late bloomers, women who actually look their best at about 40 or even 50 - angela kinsey is a good example of this.
>>70933137
i want to fuck a girl orc
>>70933349
>>70933444
Stop using Garona as a comparison , look at Draka and the proper female orcs in >>70933137 it's not just tiny fangs
>>70933491
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnrq5D0wAS8
>>70932476
On the subject of sex and boys, there is a tribe where young , prepubescent, boys constantly drink the semen of older, unmarried men.
>>70933504
they are still pretty tame compared to males m8
>>70932987
Most orcs are more like 60% bigger than a human. A particularly massive human, like the Rock, would be closer in size to Durotan than Medhiv.
![4028145-jsy7[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/DUoNTRK.png "4028145-jsy7[1].png")
>>70933437
>So are gorillas.
Not on average they ain't
>>70932000
>>70933116
You talking about pedophilia or midget sex?
>>70931358
her vagina bones must be very strong then
>>70933665
Stop talking about vagina bones, it wasn't funny the first time.
>>70933583
im 178cm and i weight 67kg holy shit those things are heavy fuckers!! I literally thouht I would be more or similar buff than one.
>>70933583
> Twice average body mass
Yeah, u right, we same size.
>>70933685
what are you gonna do? ban me?
thought so
>>70933691
> I literally thouht I would be more or similar buff than one.
You are literally retarded
>>70933272
holy fuck anon hit the nail on the head
that's EXACTLY what this feels like
I applaud you and will use that comparison
>>70933137
female orcs are big
>>70933885
what are you gay
>>70933444
TRIPS FOR TRUTH
>>70933302
Orcs are the smallest of their evolutionary line. Their ancestors and shit were massive as fuck and they've been slowly getting smaller with each new race that comes about.
Their closest relative is the Ogres who are dwarfed by the Gronn, and in kind are dwarfed by the Grom, with some in between races.
>>70933416
Rape was different back then.
It wasn't a life changing event.
More of like someone being rude.
>>70933416
Who will start the blood feud? She is a slave with no family, moron.
>>70931656
warcraft has entered the mommyverse
>>70931358
It implies orcs have very rough sex, which makes sense.
>>70931920
king was fucking terrible. like, dominic cooper is an actor who gets roles and has a career, yes? is it literally impossible for this guy to at least make an effort to be sort of a king instead of just standing around and looking stoned and bored for 1.5 hours?
Not exactly. Orc aren't some sandniggers and rape is not that popular.
>>70933416
That's why you rape your legal or a woman from a less defensible tribe or culture. Mongol women were raised to be warlike and independent, so demure Chinese women were the perfect victims.
>>70933583
>>70933691
>>70933709
>>70936529
So she's just a whore, then?
>>70931920
this is what turned me off the film with the first trailer, whether or not their good actors, they way they look just turned me off completely.
>>70932212
This
>>70936560
Everyone in the cast knew they were in a shit movie, I haven't seen Travis Fimmel phone in a performance so hard since the last few episodes of Vikings.
>>70933491
wow in the trailers she looked somewhat orcish..
in the flick she looks 100% human wtf, I still can't get over how they CGId her skin. we should apologise to George Lucas.
>>70936684
Meet a guy for the first time. First thing you say is "he wants to fuck me". Now shit she's a whore.
>>70936775
the fuck are you babbling about?
she is halforc
>>70936678
>>70931358
SHE IS A VERY HOT GIRL!
>>70936901
i want to eat her green asshole all day long
https://vid.me/t2cT
>>70936977
delete this
>>70931358
i want to have garona as my qt gf
>>70932000
Kek
>>70933308
Go watch Lord of the Rings then,leave the true kino to us patricians :^)
>total gross hit 300m
>now it's barely rising 1m a day
This movie won't do any more than 350m.
Sequels de-confirmed.
>>70936526
sweet lord
>>70932458
How can orcs mate with humans anyway? orcs are huge compared to humans. So either some dude is throwing a hot dog down a hallway or some girl is getting stuffed like a thanksgiving turkey
>>70937498
orc women were literally made for human cock
>>70931920
yeah he's ugly as fuck. but nobody could make this movie work without full cgi. it was a complete shitfest
>>70933271
reminder that they are retarded people that think this way
>>70931358
Yes, I thought that was obvious.
>>70937581
Wouldn't they be made for orc cock?
>>70937498
there is that porn series called big dicks tiny chicks or something, so you can imagine how it works. Plus, orcs don't necessarily need to be super hung
>>70936436
>t. retard
Women were valued for their virginity back then, if someone defiled your daughter/wife/sister it would start a feud. Of course, she was a slave so that doesn't factor in here.
>>70937498
Human women love the BGC.She's not half-human, she's half-dranei.
>>70937836
>She's not half-human, she's half-dranei.
As has been pointed out numerous times she is half-human in the movie.
In the movie she is half human.
>>70937836
no, in the movie she is half human
>>70937836
I hate WoW drones
>>70937883
>>70937899
No one actually said she's half-human, only that she's half-orc.
>>70937989
you need to pay more attention
>>70936810
learnt percentages you fat cunt
>>70938028
She never said she as half-human. Prove me wrong, I dare you, faggot.
>>70936810
learn to read
>>70933583
why doesnt this show the max size for a human?
>>70932128
Many 25 year olds have the mentality of 10, yes
>>70937989
Medivh is her father.
>>70933271
What in the actual fuck am I reading. By your logic gorillas wouldn't even make you flinch if they punched you.
>>70938081
lemur internet defense force propaganda
>>70931358
Yes, that's the very obvious implication.
>>70933691
> American education
>>70938077
i know how to read, not my fault you're an idiot
>>70938042
speak english
Would you be Gul'Dan's human sex slave if he gifted you the Fel to increase your strength and stamina?
>>70938428
No I'm monogamous
>>70938428
No I'm not into bestiality
So Garona is Medivh's daughter in the movie ,how does that even work though?
I mean I would rape an elf, aside from few minor details, they're almost human-like but Orc are fucking ugly. Movie Medivh is so weird.
>>70938480
they're a proud and noble people
>>70938480
pussy is pussy my man
>>70938428
Hell yeah.
>>70938480
Remember when Medivh tells Khadgar
>you have no idea the forces I reckon with
Now you know
>>70931358
>ywn be a half orc female
>ywn be hated by full blooded orcs
>ywn be captured one night and gangraped by a group of the tribe's most savage orcs
>ywn be spitroasted by their massive cocks
>ywn scream as you hear your bones break
>ywn lay on the floor crying wishing for the nightmare to end
>ywn be shocked as new orcs appear and they continue to rape you
>ywn constantly blackout as this goes on for two whole days
>ywn be left for dead as they spit on your body and leave for camp
>ywn find the will to survive and manage to live
>ywn feel yourself getting stronger as your body heals
>ywn return to the orc camp weeks later much stronger than before
>ywn see the surprised looks of the orcs who raped you
>ywn earn their respect and find your rightful place in the tribe
>>70933491
>iwtftho
>>70938802
>women think they can be respected after they've been the entire land's cock sleeve
>>70931656
>superior negro genes
>>70932308
LITTLE
>>70932676
I'd break my bone in her
>>70939216
HUMAN
>>70932308
6 inches is bigger than the average size and she's a hybrid.
so it can work out, r-right?
>>70938480
>they're almost human-like but Orc are fucking ugly
The high elves in the movie were pretty ugly to be honest. An asian and some guy with sharp red-stained teeth, we got a good shot of those nice titties on the female elf though.
>>70931656
Blacks don't crack.
>>70939489
true they just smoke it.
>>70938428
Not into niggers
>>70933491
Gorona or Gamora
>>70936853
did he died? i can't imagine him being able to hang there for long
>>70939467
I think they did that on purpose so they didn't just look like humans with pointy ears. They made them look a bit alien. Still human looking of course.
>>70939748
Garona
>>70939346
Depends.
How sharp are the barbs on your penis human?
>>70937883
>>70937899Everyone thought she was half-human in the original lore as well, only to be revealed later that she was actually half space goat.
>>70939844
what? we don't have barbs.
orcs have barbs?
>>70932308
>>70939216
>>70939256
>post yfw you will never be ORCED.com
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSEUCMHwB9A
>>70940389
I haven't played WC1 in so long
is there going to be a Directors Cut?
>>70940579
Depends on badly China wants it.
>>70934714
I believe it goes: Grom > Gronn > Ogron > Ogre > Orc
Each race being successively smaller and more intelligent
>>70940389
this brings back childhood memories
Go away
>>70938480
>He would rape every female species in Warcraft
Orc
Trolls
Tauren
Goblin
Pandas
Dwarf
etc
They are all getting human cock!
>>70938480
>not having amazoness fetish
>>70932484
>my daughter
>ben foster is 35
>paula patton is 40
orc girls need love too
>don't even think she's hot in real life
>watch movie and get boner from campfire scene
Why
I WANT TO FUCK THAT ORC
>>70932336
>Less sexually active in world with apps specifically created to meet,fuck and leave
Nah...I don't think so
>>70936526
Congrats on posting the only pic of Paula"COLONIZED" Patton itt
>>70933416
Its important if its your clan's woman. Not if its a slave, the woman of an enemy clan, or just some woman.
In Kazakhstan there is still a tradition of kidnapping women and marrying them, granted its not rape, Islam probably settled that down.
Ghengis Khan's mother was abducted, before he was born, and later Ghengis Khan's wife was as well.
And that's within their own society.
They are a nomadic people, that pretty much means rape is a foot when they enter the territory of a weaker people.
There's a reason why Turks in Turkey look like Greco-Persians and not like Mongolians.
>>70931358
That scene made me laugh a bit and i'm surprised this is the first thread/post i've seen made about it.
Garona straight up implied she was a slut and fucks a lot.
>>70938381
you clearly don't
>>70933271
are you retarded?
>>70931920
that crown looks incredibly fake
Post yfw Gul'dan took off his cloak
>>70931358
No, orcs hadn't invented condoms or any sort of abortion measure.
They are the green niggers of azeroth.
ZUG ZUG BUR KEK
>>70943811
yes yes well done for solving the case Agent Dale Cooper... well done... HOWEVER
>Season 2's filler episodes start playing
>>70932676
I want her little tusks to tickle my asshole
>>70943811
I had no fucking inkling those spikes were part of his body/implants... Wait... Where they his bones gone all crazy from the fell? Or were they just spiky bones of another animal he "laced" into his skin. I always thought they were just ornaments in his outfit.
Also I can't believe he was so physically competent. Probably the fell again.
>>70945859
Yeah I was surprised the spikes were apart of his body too and it was probably a result from fel corruption but it makes sense. In Warcraft, every other boss gets some buff from a demon or some shit and they start growing spikes and shit out of them. So Gul'dan, supposedly the most powerful warlock in Warcraft, having that shit makes sense. So
>>70943811
>old crothcty decrepit wizard turns out to be fucking yolked
I loved this movie and I dont see why everyone is shitting on it so much
>>70938081
They couldn't find a recent picture of your mom.
>>70945859
>>70946064
Neat part was, you could tell by Durotan's reaction that he was surprised, too. Turns out Gul'dan is way more fucked up than even he expected
>>70942894
i want to, but i need to know what orc vag smells like first.
>b-bbut in the movie she said she was human
>medivh was her f-f-father
>MUH WC1 MANUAL
lets sort this out,
First off, she is half space goat half orc, her uncle is Maarad
She was created when Guldan was experimenting with shit and had an orc rape Maarads sister. He was supprised as fuck when she came out looking half human.
Garona doesn't know this, she THINKS she's human as that is what Guldan and his shadow council told her.
as for Medivh, he isnt her father, he is her lover, as both of them lived a life out outcasts it helps them bond.
now this is why the movie is shit, it doesnt explain any of this, unless you were heavy into wow lore you wouldnt know this shit at all, even if you played every wow game you wouldnt know it all.
together they had a son, Med'an Half Human, Quarter Orc quarter space goat
However unless they do some bullshit about the rose being sperm that cant happen.
Now people might see why people who follow lore dont like this movie as a wow movie, it didnt explain this shit, it built foundations but didnt link them, its 101 bad story telling.
>>70938899
There's a difference from asking for it , and being raped.
Victims deserve respect
>>70932484
>white text
>black background
>isn't in the movie
>isn't even vaguely implied in the movie
>/tv/ memesters run with it anyway
>>70946415
In the movie, she is half-human and Medivh is her father. That's all there is to it. We're all well-aware that this is not true for her in the game, but you need to realize that the game and the movie are different.
>>70946550
who is this thick nelf qt
>>70946415
No, let me sort it out for you: Game canon and movie canon are separate. By the way, all that "lore" you're spouting off came from a shit ass comic, most of which has already been written off as non-canon, e.g. Me'dan
The movie is also different, in that
>Durotan is a Frostwolf, not a Blackrock orc
>He betrays Durotan
>Taria is Lothar's wife
>Lothar has a son
>Orcs don't drink demon blood
>Gul'dan "ressurects" thrall
>The circumstances of Durotan and Draka's deaths are completely different
>Garona isn't mind-controlled
>Glenn Close in a cube
etc. etc. etc.
If you actually knew about Warcraft's story, trying to connect the game and movie would make your head spin.
>>70946644
err, Lothar's sister
>>70946613
either tyrande or elune
>>70946644
>>Lothar has a son
not any more he doesn't :^)
>>70946644
>The movie is also different, in that
>>Durotan is a Frostwolf, not a Blackrock orc
wow, being wrong on the first point, nice one
>>70946668
ew
>>70946705
Obviously meant Doomhammer, as you can see by my second point. Too many fucking big brown Orcs in this universe
>>70946740
Wasn't expecting you to have refined short stack Goblin taste
>>70946644
>>Durotan is a Frostwolf, not a Blackrock orc
lol wot
>>70946801
>Goblin
at least my dick would look big in them
