I'm gonna be seeing Yoga Hosers tomorrow with a Q&A with Kevin Smith afterwards.
What should I ask him?
Ask him to stop jerking off and telling everyone.
status update on Hit Somebody please.
Two minor characters from a flop movie get their own movie?
A NEENOR NARTY?
>>70928328
Is the hot one Kevin's spawn?
To stop making movies.
ask him to film himself crying over TV shows some more so we can laugh
Will he answer more then one question?
Ask him if he's ever fapped to that Halloween picture of his daughter dressed up like Harley Quinn.
>>70928508
I have no idea but he's doing a live recording of Fatman On Batman so I'd assume so.
>>70928537
Ima need that pic
Do we get to see Kevin Smith's daughter doing yoga?
If so, then I'll definitely watch it.
>>70928328
What the fuck are those things at the bottom
>>70928508
Yes. I asked him 2 back in 2009. He gave me a 5 minute answer to - if you woke up n germany during hitlers reign, and were forced to be his blowjob boy or pegboy, which would you choose, he gave a great answer involving secretly poisoning hitler with poisoned suppositories. and i asked him about the long term future of smodcast.
just ask both as fast as possible so as to not piss off the crowd.
>>70928610
Bratwurst Nazis, or Bratzis as they call them in the movie.
Apparently.
>>70928328
Ask him what the status is on Clerks 3 and can you be an extra (maybe a guy who buys milk)?
They're fighting weiners. Does that make them lesbians?
>you will never impregnate Depp
>>70928328
Ask him:
Why didnt he do a Dogma like watchmen parody of cape films.
If he wants to write a comic again or which he would like to write.
If he could genderbender one historical person which and what would be different for this person?
>>70928833
Only if they fight them because they are wieners. If they fight them because they are evil, than no.
>>70928328
I love late 90's "nerd" fashion
>>70928439
I know right. If two minor characters from a flop movie got their own movie, it should have been pic related.
I'm embarrassed to admit I kind of want to see this.
Ask when his daughter is doing a nude scene.
>>70930684
This
>>70928328
Don't ask him anything; just tell him to stop.
Ask him what he meant by this
Ask him if he ever feels guilty about appropriating Canada's culture?
>>70928328
I'll do my wurst alright.
>>70928328
>op also lives in san francisco
Looks like I'm buying tickets to the comedy club, I'll wait for an autistic guy to ask a question and then berate you after the show before kicking your ass
>>70928571
>>70928328
Pretty sure johnny depps daughter is the hot one, but Kevin Smiths daughter comes out more photogenic.
Ask him how long is he going to continue to make about canadian jokes.
It was funny in south Park, back in 1999.
>>70931232
>two autists in the parking lot, barely glimpsing at each other saying "y-you're a big guy"
Ask him if he named his daughter Harley Quinn so she could cosplay for him
Ask if his daughter has a full bush. Because in my rape fantasies, she does.
>>70931244
Man, she is ugly
>>70931349
post the girls you have been with , you badass you
>>70931349
Considering Kevin Smith spawned her, I think she looks pretty good.
Ask if he's met Amber Heard and if he ever considered including her in the film.
Ask him how little he sold out for, and also how it feels to have no soul and a black heart.
Why does her leg bend like that?
>>70928328
you should ask him what the fuck he was thinking
>>70931910
human legs often bend like that
>>70931910
lock your knee and look at your leg
>>70931232
No, Indiana. It's tomorrow.
>>70929004
>SHE MUST TAKE HIS PLACE
>IN THE PLAAAAAAGUE
>>70928636
I dont believe you because he cant answer any question within 5 minutes.
Source: Ive watched his q&a specials.
>>70931349
That is a horrible, blown out photo.
>>70931910
>>70931993
But also females typically can bend joints like knee and elbow slightly more than males.
Its an old "is that a trap?" indicator.
