Yes, yes, well done Slytherin, well done Slytherin.
HOWEVER
>EL SIN EMBARGO JAJAJAJAJA
Why didn't Voldemort just make the earth a horcrux?
DELETE THIS
>>70922498
Because 'a galaxy far, far away' is actually Hell
>>70922498
Because Rowling is a shitty writer.
Yes, yes, Snape's a deatheater, Snape's a deatheater
HOWEVER
>>70922463
>mfw you hand me any hogwarts house quiz and i answer truthfully and get gryffindor
how's it feel reading the post of a protagonist?
sorry you're in hufflepuff you timid and mentally dull fuck.
>>70922463
Headmaster? More likedeadmaster
>>70922498
Woah dude, Voldemort was dumb
>>70922463
NO Dumbledore!
>>70922575
Go away Longbottom.
>>70922463
wtf i hate dumbledore now
>>70922498
Because they had to be personal items of some significance. The films don't explain shit
>>70922589
What's the Snape done since Harry Potter movies? He's a pretty good actor
>>70922862
you saying the earth isn't significant?
I want republicans to leave
>>70922895
A dead actor.
>>70922895
bait?
>>70922862
They didn't have to be, did they? Wasn't that the point? That in a way Voldemort's downfall was because of his ego because he picked such obvious items.
>>70922930
>personal
>>70923153
so, you are telling me that if you were voldi you would choose your cum drenched bedsheet rather than slytherin locket because no one would touch it?
>>70922862
no they didn't retard.
they could be ANYTHING, but Voldey CHOSE to use significant and personal items. He could've used a spoon and put it at the bottom of the pacific ocean and he'd still be alive.
>>70923220
No. I'm telling you horcruxes don't have to be personal items of significance.
>>70922463
shit meme, why do you keep posting this man
>>70923295
yeah. you're right. the meme is shit, the meme is shitHOWEVER
>>70923272
This. The books and, to a degree, films stress that Voldemort's ultimate undoing was his arrogance.
>>70922498
Because The Wizarding World is actually hell.
>>70923347
>arrogance
That's not arrogance, that's called being an absolute retard for plot reasons
>>70923347
The entire Harry Potter series could be summarized with "Snake-man commits suicide twice and dies"
>>70923642
He saw himself as the most important person in history and so he wanted the items that contained fragments of his soul to be important historical relics. There's absolutely no plot hole there.
>>70922527
I'm OD'ing on memes right now
>>70922463
Yes, yes well done OP, well done OP
HOWEVER
you are a faggot and this meme is shit
>>70924068
*yawns*
Why did they drop the "He who shall not be named" angle after Goblet of Fire? We get it, Voldemort has returned and is more evil than ever, but having him be considered more of an omniscient threat than anything else was a great element to the first few books and movies.
YOU FUCKING NEED TO COME UP WITH SOMETHING CLEVER AFTER HOWEVER YOU UNDERAGE FUCKING RETARDS YOU CANT JUST SAY HOWEVER AND ITS A MEME UNLES YOU ARE FUCKING RETARDED 14 YEAR OLDS
How does young Dumbledore fart?
PRFFFT
How does old Dumbledore fart?
WOOOSH
>What happened down in the dungeon between you and Professor Quirrell is a complete secret. So, naturally, I can't award you any points for it. Slytherin wins.
>>70924196
HOWEVER
>>70924266
HOWEEEEEEEVEEEEEEEEER
>>70924218
>>70924196
Good post. A good post indeed. Well done, anon, well done, anon.
HOOOOOOOOOWEEEEEEEEVEEEEEEEEERI was not able to come up with anything
>>70924196
Yes, yes, well done anon, well done anon.
HOWEVER
Because you're a faggot I'll have to give all of your points to Gryffindor.
In the finale of the 1994 Quidditch World Tournament Bulgarian chaser Viktor Krum caught the snitch.
HOWEVER
>>70923316
lol
>>70922463
LE OMFG LE BAD GUISE WON XDDD
I'M NOT BIASED AT ALL SO THAT'S OK....
... OH WAIT XDDDD
NIGGERDOR GETS ANOTHER 200 POINTS FOR BEING PC XDDD
t. dumblenigger
>>70924397
>Harry Potter is set during the 90s
>The Millennium Bridge is in the third movie
Serious question...why was Harry a horcrux in book 7.
>only very few things can destroy a Horcrux
>basilisk venom is one of them
>Harry bitten by a basilisk in book 2
>Voldemort's soul fragment should have been destroyed
>>70924437
This is what stupidity looks like.
>>70924159
I thought the only good part of any of the films was when the old lady teacher told the other guy to just use his name already
>>70924397
kek
>>70924437
pol pls go
>>70924463
he was healed before the poison got to his head
he would be dead otherwise
>>70924463
Because only Voldemort could destroy it.
>>70924516
This is what underageb& looks like.
>>70924550
good goy
say no to racism!
>>70924453
I know this is /tv/ but the books were set in the 90s so I put the year in my post so it wouldnt be confused with the QWT that was written about on Rowlings website were said chaser made a return.
>>70922575
>Not being a slytherin
Fuck off, Normie
>>70923153
Yes, I can't believe people STILL don't get this. People complain that Rowling's writing wasn't good enough, then go blabbering about "why didn't the character base all his decisions on logic?"
Voldemort would never have put a piece of his soul in just any random item, it had to be something grand, something majestic, and preferably something tied to Hogwarts.
>>70924463
Harry wasn't destroyed completely. Jesus christ, they explain this so many times.
https://youtu.be/a-P1mI6wbkE?t=1m10s
heh
>>70924915
>This will do, Joanne. I'm sending it for printing today
>>70924915
fucking kek
>>70924915
damn i kind of see why people liked emma she was a cute kid, too bad she had to grow up
>>70922498
i think when extracting the soul from the horcrux (to revive him) the item is consumed. so it would be worthless to place a piece of your soul in the earth because you could never get it back
>>70924915
I love how Snape's like "oh no."
>>70924915
AbsolutelyDIABOLICAL
>>70924437
>FOR BEING PC
You mean for saving the world again, you dumb snakefucker.
Dazzler the man-slave was the best character.
>>70923272
And if he did that he'd have to hang around the spoon kilometers away from anyone he could possess. It would be smarter to make a spoon your horcrux and slip it into a muggle house.
Yes, yes, well done Enoby and Draco.
However
[/spoiler]WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS[/spoiler]
>>70925363
kys
>>70923272
>>70925177
I think you actually need to be able to access your Horcruxes so you can revive
RAVENCLAW, YOU REALLY PULLED IT OUT OF THE BAG, YOU WON THE HOUSE CUP, GOT THE BEST GRADES IN EVERY SUBJECT, AS A HOUSE COLLECTIVE LOGGED OVER 1200 HOURS IN COMMUNITY SUPPORT AND OUTREACH ASSISTANCE... HOWEVER...
Let us not forget the power of friendship when Hermione allowed Ron to borrow a pencil in potions class... 50 points to Gryffindor
Sometimes, true courage is needed to tell the truth when Harry let Hermione know that the hairband she was wearing didn't match her eyes... 75 points to Gryffindor
and finally, for persevering where others may not, Ron Weasely, for just getting on with it while you were having a really shit Tuesday, 100 points to Gryffindor,
WHICH MEANS...
>>70925456
Nope
>>70925456
Sort of. In book 4 Voldemort mentions that he had to hang around the Albanian forest where he stashed the Diadem until someone got close enough that his wandering spirit could possess them. From there all he needed was something that could get him his body back, like the stone or that ritual.
>>70922706
JAJAJAJA
ME GUSTA HOWAERE MEME
EPIC FOR THE WIN GUYZE
LLE BIG GUY>>70924994
>>70924977
>>70924745
>Anonymous 06/17/16(Fri)14:56:50 No.70924745
FOR U
R U CRASHING CAPE KINO HOWERVER FR U XD it be JUST painful
>>70922463
>Professor Dumbledore, sir, why not use a Summoning Charm on Voldemort's Horocruxes?
>>70926357
Because Voldemort put anti-Accio spells on his Horcruxes
10 million points to Gryffindor for your stupid question
>>70926357
>accio a horcrux
>death toll in the millions as it smashes through everything in its path to get to you
Yes yes well done CIA well done CIA
HOWEVER
>>70922463
Someone explain this meme to me.
>>70926733
50 points deducted from Slytherin for this impertinent question.
>>70926764
Just explain the meme you old fuck.
>>70926778
and another 50
don't make me expel you
>>70926789
I WANT TO GET IN WITH THE JOKE GUYS FOR FUCK SAKE
>Harry butchers Draco
>lmao you get detention
>>70926804
Another 50 for being a hothead.
This is just a worse version of BUT FIRST.
>>70926871
It was the play wasn't it?
>>70926733
No matter what the other houses do, Gryffindor wins the House Cup based on stupid bullshit after Harry shows up.
>>70926733
Slytherin won the house cup. Then, at the awards ceremony, after the hall had already been decorated in Slytherin's colors, Dumbledore gave a shitton of points to Harry Potter and gave Gryffindor the House Cup
>points are literally awarded only for studying well
>ravenclaw, the supposedly most intelligent house, doesn't even qualify second most of the time
>>70926804
Anon have you never seen the first HP movie?
>>70926986
Why now, after years is it a meme?
>>70926992
They aren't, the old faggot was rigging things
>>70926986
Not to mention that it had already been planned, since the gryffindor banners immediately replaced slytherin's
>>70927021
Someone posted it a few days ago and it caught on
>>70927021
Because the new Harry Potter play just came out and everyone started talking about Harry Potter again
Yes yes impressive 14-0 run, truly impressive.
HOWEVER
>>70927021
there is a critical mass required to become a meme and it eventually reached it
the time was right, there's been a lull after the dark knight and then pepe
now this is the next big thing
this will spread to reddit next, mark my words
>>70927032
>Not to mention that it had already been planned, since the gryffindor banners immediately replaced slytherin's
>what is magic
>>70927070
>muh magic
Magic has limits, even in potterverse.
Not to mention that they didn't transfigure the banners, Slytherin's fell and the Gryffindor ones were revealed
>>70923220
Yes?
I wouldnt die
>>70927103
its magic
nothing to explain
it was probably just automated, in fact it almost certainly was
>>70924196
JUST
>>70924437
Ebin
>>70927103
>Not to mention that they didn't transfigure the banners, Slytherin's fell and the Gryffindor ones were revealed
They didn't show how Dumbledore personally took a dumb on the Slytherin banners on the floor.
>>70922463
Stop forcing your shitty meme you faggot.
>>70927241
HOWEVER
>>70927021
I don't know, why the fuck did "MWAAAAH THE FRENCH" or Sheevposting become memes years later? It fucking happens, because we are not limited to films that came out this year.
>>70927189
Extended Edition m8
I fucking hate Gryffindor and that old shit. Why is everyone in the books/movies completely retarded and the greatest most powerful villian of all time foiled by 3 kids on like 7 occasions.
>>70927281
BECAUSE IT'S A SERIES OF CHILDREN BOOKS YOU DUMB FUCK HOLY SHIT HAVE YOU NEVER READ A FUCKING CHILDREN BOOK WHERE CHILDREN THWART EVIL HOW FUCKING RETARDED ARE YOU
This meme is fucking shit.
This is /tv/ now. Holy shit. r/movies at least talks about film.
>>70927311
Yes, yes, however, I feel that is a sign of poor writing.
>>70927344
>Holy shit. r/movies at least talks about film.
Go back there
>>70927367
Ever heard of tabs mate?
>>70927257
Sheeve posting happened because of the the Plinkett reviews reminding everyone that Sheeve was by far the only good part of the prequels.
>>70927398
>reminding everyone
More like telling everyone. /tv/ only parrot other peoples views.
>>70927021
this is like asking how come dubs wasn't a meme when american psycho come out in 2001
>>70927425
No not really, I don't remember Bateman spewing shit about double numbers in the movie.
>>70927281
>>70927355
Because he was a husk of himself until like the end of Book 4.
Then it wasnt really just the 3 kids saving the day. Whole groups of people were now involved and doing more in the background than any of those 3.
Book 5 and 6 is mostly others kinda guiding those 3 where as books 1-4 were focused on them saving the day, but even in 4 Harry doesnt save the day, he just survives himself.
Book 7 is when really everyone comes together to help win.
Chamber of Secrets honestly was only solved by them through dumb luck, that made sense.
>>70927449
true, he only asked you to check this four
Does he actually say this in the movie though? Like "yes yes HOWEVER" or is this just a paraphrased approximation
>>70925557
why is there someone saying all the memes in mexican lately?
>>70927281
I fucking hate the Fellowship and that old shit. Why is everyone in the books/movies completely retarded and the greatest most powerful villian of all time foiled by 4 hobbits on like 7 occasions.
>>70927452
>Chamber of Secrets honestly was only solved by them through dumb luck, that made sense.
>not deadly hallows, which is literally Harry running into happy coincidences time and time and time again
>>70927550
An underage mexican faggot by the name of dannyboytbh who posts meme on his instagram page and commented JUST on Brandan Fraiser's pic
>>70927574
>Harry running into happy coincidences time and time and time again
That's just how Rowling writes. She can't create tension and solve it without deus ex machina.
>>70927523
Word for word, look it up.
>>70926387
>Good morning, class. Today I will be teaching the Accio charm.
>Except Anti-Accio charms also exist rendering the spell useless
>50 points to Gryffindor
>>70927311
Yet people piss on Twilight were you could also make the argument it was only meant for stupid teenage girls and never for you.
>>70927523
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51EbzSoTN54
It's around 1 minute in
>>70927768
ebin
Reminder this is actually spammed by one pleb named Marcus
All his posts were wiped yesterday and multiple threads of this trash were deleted in the same wipe
>>70922498
that is dogs!
>>70927574
Hallows was by far the worst book, almost everything that happens in it is absolutely retarded.
>>70925477
Kek
>>70928000
Everything that happened in that series is absolutely retarded.
>>70927879
Why don't you delete the spam thread too, jannyshit?
>>70928000
Yeah, seems like she wrote herself into a corner with the previous 6 and had to retcon and make up a bunch of bullshit to get it through
NO FUN ALLOWED JANNY
HE DOES IT FORRR FREEEEEEEEEEEE
HOWEVER
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RYhmqHtp3y
>>70928062
>HE DOES IT FORRR FREEEEEEEEEEEE
hes getting paid by WB though
this is viral memeing to get people interested in that cash in no one is talking about
>>70928038
Not even close to how bad it got at the end.
>random shit keeps happening and the main character just randomly stumble through a far more complicated series of tasks than anything before
>actually we've never brought up these legendary magic items even once, however
>actually your invisibility cloak is a special invisibilty cloak
>actually the ring
>yer a horcrux 'arry
>actually you didn't die
>actually voldemort kills himself again while HP does nothing of merit because this insanely convoluted series of events happened in the background nobody knew would happen
>look at all these random people who died offscreen, loldrama
>son did I ever tell you about wizard hitler's gay lover and my mother's crazy stalker, they were good friends
>>70928245
>>son did I ever tell you about wizard hitler's gay lover and my mother's crazy stalker, they were good friends
Yes, delightfully cooked Alejandro, delightfully cooked. HOWEVER
What is the name you redditors have given your new reddit meme spam?
I need to know so I can find you on social media.
Trying to see if I can get some of you arrested for pedo shit like the pest cancer you know?
>>70928113
>you must not allow me to not drink the water
>HOWEVER
>>70927344
>>70927344
Yes yes a very insightful comment anon yes, very insightful
HOWEVER
I don't get it, why is a Hodor/Dumbledore post delete worthy? Is it not part of the ad campaign?
>write your story in such a way that it is literally, canonically a requirement that the protagonist and antagonist will have a final confrontation with each other alone and one of them MUST die from it
>oh shit how is the protagonist actually going to win since he's a shit tier wizard going up against the most powerful of all time
>DURR I KNOW HERE'S AN UNBEATABLE WAND
can somebody explain to me why people take this series seriously? this is some of the worst writing i've ever seen.
>>70931602
>DURR I KNOW HERE'S AN UNBEATABLE WAND
And don't forget it was Voldemort using the wand, except thanks to a series of wacky coincidences he was using it wrong without somehow realizing it and blew himself up with it while Harry talked some random shit. Bravo Rowling, 11/10 final showdown.
this is literally a reddit thread
>>70922463
DEAD HOUSES CAN'T WIN CUPS
>>70922463
Now, Harry. I am an old homosexual man with AIDS and you are a minor. This would most definitely mean I should not get drunk with you and engage in sexual intercourse.
HOWEVER
>>70928129
keeeeek
>>70922498
why didn't he just make a grain of sand a horcrux? and throw it in the ocean
>>70931602
no one does except for people who are plebs or underage
its literal children books
>>70931955
>literally
The pot calling the kettle black.
>>70927398
Sheev posting happened because we found out he was actually called "Sheev"
>>70927926
>>70927854
>>70927838
>>70927822
>>70924915
>Yes. Yes. Well done Slytheri-Well done Slytherin.
Why did he cut himself short there?
