>Yes Spiderman, really good job saving the city, really good job spiderman... HOWEVER... GIVE ME RENT
>not man of spiders
ya goofed up
why does spiderman rent a shitty apartment he can barely afford when his aunt has a huge house and lives alone?
>>70919829
Because she has to sell the house and moves to an apartment
someone post the "we do things to women" copypasta
>>70919803
>Yes man of spiders, really good job saving the city, really good job man of spiders... HOWEVER... GIVE ME RENT
>>70919614
yaddah yaddah... goddamned door.
>>70919614
Why is room always sticky Mr Peter? Have you been tugging of the pudding? You don't think about my Daughter when you do nasty evil? I kill you!
>>70919970
>tfw we will never see a movie where peter dates his daughter and he ends up chasing peter around the building ;_;
Fuck em for cancelling spidey 4
>Fighting crime
>Guy robs bank because only comical crime occurs in Spider-York
>Knock him unconscious but don't do any harm to him and certainly no long-term brain damage
>Take on of his bags of gold coins despite that not representing legal tender in any way
>Afford to not live in a shithole
Wow, that was easy!
>>70919848
>You want door fix, Man of Spiders? Yes, I know these things you do. I learn how to find many secrets in old country. You will not pay rent? This is fair. We will take rent in other ways. When I was in old country, in Bosnia, my friends and I...we do things to women. Terrible things, make them ugly women who will never be loved. Your friends, redhead girl and science girl...they will beg me to stop, as my men and I rain alternating blows of ejaculating and fists upon them. And when they are broken, Man of Spiders, when they are nothing more than shells...you will know that the rent has been paid.
>For this month.
are witnessing the birth of an epic new meme?
>>70920122
no
but those dubs are
http://talkobamato.me/synthesize.py?speech_key=fd740f2514d2bfcae81d47f15763a3be
>>70920148
HAHAHAHA
>>70919614
Lemme fix ur doore
this is the worst attempted meme I have ever seen.
>>70919614
This is an awful attempt to force two memes which don't fit together.
>EL HOMBRE ARANA SIN EMBARGO JAJAJAJAJAJA
>>70919999
THESE MUST BE CHECKED!
Now that the artwork for 4 is leaked,I don't see why Sam would turn this movie down.
>>70919999
instead they gave us 2 reboots,where Spidey is played by a brit.Homecoming will never top Raimi's Spider-Man.
>>70920092
