If you could make a movie about anything, what would you make?
2 hours of me humiliating the people who were more popular than me in highschool.
>>70918106
A good remake of the mummy
>>70918106
A space action / adventure / comedy about a private security / salvage team that gets hired by a government agency to recover something that has a value beyond their knowledge, resulting in competing government agencies, aliens, and other private contractors alike trying to fuck them over for said object. Sort of like a "Midnight run" in space...
A film about Dannyboytbh
The insatiable shithole that is this website.
>>70918158
i'd watch that;_;
I'd make a documentary about myself finding meaning in life.
A boy falls in love with a girl.
Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.
>>70919071
>first sentence
you lost me
jodorowsky's dune
>>70919071
FINDS
>>70919071Threadly reminder that you should stop posting that because it's a thing.https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3206139/1/
2 hours of the last 2 hours of someone's life because at the end they commit suicide.
>>70919122
How new are you?
>>70919071
STOP FOLLOWING ME
>>70919071
Even Obama approves of Keit-ai.
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1466024808165.webm
Superhero movie about a superhero.
>>70919142
How new are you?
>>70919071
>>70919191
http://vocaroo.com/i/s036F7I9tsFP
When will plebs learn that it doesn't matter what a story is about... What matters is how the story is presented. This is true for both movies and books. And it's why you'll have shitty movies with interesting premises, and unforgettable movies in which hardly anything happens.
Title: The Impossible Dream
>start off with Ostrich-gate
>continue their downfall with a full unrated scene of the thai hotel bedroom
>the bafflement of fans to Ranieri appointment
>Vardy accused of racism
>That first win
>expecting The Tinkerman to change his starting 11 next match but didn't
>win after win after win
>'CHAT SHIT GET BANGED' discovered
>you know the rest of the story
Mark Strong as Claudio
Jamie Vardy as himself
Gary Coleman as N'Golo Kante
A guy that ends up in a sitte world/dimension getting more and more pissed off and violent as the movie goes on, making the monsters fear him insted
The Siege of Tenochtitlan
If done right, it would be fucking amazing. You could probably even stretch it into a trilogy because of how complex and vast the whole thing was. I dream of a film or films that cover this event in a sophisticated war epic manner.
Adaptation of Arthur C. Clarkes Childhoods End, the climax of the movie is Earth devouring itself when the new breed of humans envelop it and the Overlords watch by. Firebird Suites finale plays in the backround.
>>70919071
Makoto Shinkai is already adapting this.
>>70918106
A movie about an African-American company of soldiers in WWII killing Germans and having sex with their women.
>>70918106
Starcraft 1
>>70919215
Absolutely beautiful.
MC has a particular amnesia disorder where he cant retain any kind of memory. Everyday for him it's like his only and first day in the world. He basically lacks the stream of consciousness that makes everyone of us ourselves.
Nonetheless he can normally function in society.
One day he wakes up and everything it's weird to him.He's cured, he can remember things (even tho he doesnt know what remembering is) and so now the fact that he's forced to compare everything around him with the respective abstract concept of the thing itself, totally freaks him out.
The movie should surrealistically explore the MC new perspective as he confronts his self with:
1) the world
2) his body
3) others
4) himself
At the end the changing nature of the world becomes unbearable to him and he kills himselfor something like that
>>70919071
Fuck off.
I hate you fucking faggots who are always spamming this shit.
No one wants to see it anymore.
Don't ever post about Keit-ai again.
Shitty memes like these are the cancer killing /a/.
And you faggots always get away with it too.
Why the fuck mods don't crack down on it more, I'll never know.
Anytime someone even mentions it it gets hundreds of replies and /v/ermin crossboarders.
You should consider suicide if you engage in that kind of behavior
>>70918106
Deep, deep (I mean super deep) space travel and alien life forms. Also included would be time dysphoria and other dimensions. It would be super trippy and surreal.
>>70919215
Zoinks! Is that who I think it is?
6 hour adaptation of blame with high budget and modular, real sets.
Co-directed by aronofsky and ridley scott.
>>70918106
I'd remake Dracula's Daughter in the vein of Let the Right One In. I love that movie, but a love story between two 14 year old's is strange.
>>70919129
Already been made (but shows the entire day I think), watch it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlLgTo59PVc
>>70919215
Now do the Navy Seals Copypasta.
>>70920382
*hot
fixed that for you
>>70920453
I'm the same age as Eli's actress. Maybe if I saw it in 2008 it wouldn't have been weird.
>>70920472
You should watch water lillies.
>>70920541
How much Jewish affiliation does the movie have?
>>70918106
A GOOD "Star Trek: Next Gen/ DS9/ Voyager" crossover movie with the Dominion and maybe Borg, no fucking Romulans, and good closure to the fucking Star Trek universe.
>>70920573
This movie is pure in more than one way...
>>70920671
Holy shit. That is a website I have needed for so long. Good to know they can't completely ruin my life.
>>70918106
a Star Wars Knights of the old republic trilogy
>>70919103
please don't remind me, it makes me wanna cry everytime
>>70918106
Pre-Waterloo Napoleon. Maybe have the centerpiece of the film be the battle of Austerlitz, conclude with him marching the Grande Armee into Russia.
I'm just upset that there's never been a good film about Napoleon, and every film/show about the guy is about fucking Waterloo.
Either that or a sequel to Master and Commander. I swear, the Napoleonic era is a seriously underutilized resource for great drama... but it was just a bunch of white guys, so this will never happen.
>>70920713
>Jews make a site to celebrate Jewish contribution to cinema
>only used by 4chan and antisemites to know what to avoid
Top one
>>70919215
A boy falls in love with a girl.
Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.
>>70920756
I don't have the Jews themselves, I just hate what they've done to the media.
>>70918106
A musician slowly losing his hearing
>>70919129
Make the 2hrs into 90 minutes and you've got something there. Who would you cast?
>>70920791
Well okay, I wasn't trying to insinuate you did, just pointing out the hilarious irony
>>70920735
>>70919103
I hope you guys have $10billion and black magic on your side.
My dream adaptation.
>>70920810
Yes you did. Tell me everything you know.
Me fucking my cousin in the ass. It would be a hardcore porn in a private folder that no one would ever see and the characters would be played by their real life counterparts.
4chan the movie with a female protagonist
"when [character] (Sophie Turner) discovers 4chan she soon finds herself caught in a web of intrigue"
>>70919071
/s4s/ is right, Keit-ai is the dankest meme.
>>70920834
Go back to /v/ faggot
>>70920904
Only if it ends with her being a red-pilled /pol/ shitposter.
>>70920909
What is threadsplitting?
>>70920395
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odcPUV3vLEc
>>70920922
/v/ hates those games so no.
>>70920834
Played by David Boreanaz/
>>70918106
A starcraft movie
>>70921184
He's a little old now
A movie about a rock band comprised of high school girls. My favorite groups are all girl rock groups, and I want to encourage more young ladies to try playing instruments.
>>70921488
That's just a meta 90s chick flick. 6/10 idea, would watch, might fap. I wish you could've pitched this 20 years ago.
Would do an animated movie true to the book etidorpha.
If I were ever capable of creating movie, I would one day like to make a film adaption of The Urth of the New Sun
I'd do a proper version of I Am Legend. If I couldn't do it I'd get Danny Boyle to do it.
>>70918106
Adapt Song of Roland. European knights murdering Moors in the name of Christ in the bloodiest ways possible then professing their love for each other as they bleed out.
>>70919215
Funniest thing to come out of this cancerous meme, Scoob.
Black skinheads
Movie with a jewish bad guy
Vietnam war movie from the NVA point of view
