>Chris Evans and Jenny Slate
how?
why?
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I thought you said Rich Evans
>>70912295
>Uggs
not even once, drop that bitch, Chris.
>>70912381
>oh boy Chris is all dressed up for our date, I guess I'll just dress up like a child teehee
>>70912381
>>70912416
What concerns me more is who the fuck wears uggs in what is apparently summer? I mean the rest of her outfit is clearly for warm or temperate weather what the fuck why would you wear fur lined boots with that.
>>70912295
It's called a beard m80
>>70912295
>Jenny Slate
Why do rich, attractive men go for slags
>they bonded over long walks and show tunes
>and show tunes
welp
shes just a beard
the gay fantasies of /tv/ are true for once
>>70912295
they aren't
she's married
they just made a movie together
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A848xpsDJbw
>>70912375
No one ever says that.
Ever.
>>70912494
>stuck up spoiled jewish princess
>fucks like minx
lolno she'd be just lying there like a dead fish expecting him to do everything and getting bored after a couple minutes
>>70912495
divorcing
>>70912495
You're retarded she divorced her husband in may
They must have some pretty dark information on him to make him hook up with one of Their own
>>70912446
girls always wear them in the summer. I have no fucking idea why but they put them on with short shorts and tank tops
>>70912592
sauce? her wiki doesn't mention it and that is as far as I'm willing to go to look into her personal life
>>70912723
she divorced her husband like 2 years man she was fucking be swartz like earlier this year
>>70912723
All it takes anon, all it takes is a simple google search. You type in "jenny slate husband" and you know what pops up? A whole bunch of different sites and links that will tell you about the split up. You don't even need to click on them, just skim all the entry titles.
>>70912760
She divorced her husband early may this year idiot plus she never dated Ben Schwartz
>>70912295
>why?
money pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease
>>70912295
would his genes allow her to have beautiful children, or would the dominant jew genes override them?
Chris is a nice guy, she probably has a really nice personality and maybe she fucks like a Jew at tax time.
....who would you cast her as in MCU?
you just know if he likes her enough he will get her in
>jewish sirens songs
>shekels
>muh celebrity culture
Celebrity worship is so pathetic. You NEETS need lives.
I ain't even mad. Good for Jenny.
>>70912295
At the rate Cap churns through sluts, he'll be onto someone new by end of summer.
>>70912295
she's pretty imo and she probably makes him laugh a lot :3
ALL THE STARS ARE HERE
>>70912446
>what is Southern California?
Bitches will where them year round with boots shorts in the summer and with yoga pants in the 'winter'
>>70913025
disgusting
>Pic related
Jenny is qt with her huge shnoz also they're dressed for a movie part on a set you sad pricks. don't hate on jewbies because of uggs
>>70912295
I dunno..,.
