How is she so hot and sexy? She makes me feel all funny.
>>70910468
>Blonde Hair
>Makeup
>Not a fat fucking pig
>Slutty clothes
Pretty basic.
>>70910468
Jaime Pressly should beat her ass and drink her blood.
I look just like her.
>>70910630
Prove it
>>70910649
sent ;)
How the fuck is she 25?
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>>70910664
DAAAAAYUM bby. Let me slide up in them dms tho
>>70910670
this lmao she looks at least 35
>>70910712
this is what 35 year old women look like
>>70910670
There's a theory she isn't and has successfully lied about it
Iirc the theory is she's 29
>>70910749
maggie gyllenhaal is literally the ugliest hollywood actress lmao
>>70910768
>There's a theory she isn't and has successfully lied about it
Got debunked already.
>>70910749
>>70910810
I'd gladly put my cock in her sock, if you catch my drift.
>>70910468
She's got what us directors call the "eight B's of the desirable woman."
Bulging Breasts Blonde Babe (with) Big Bedroom Blue's + Both (X chromosomes)
>>70910977
She needs a desirable WHR desu
>>70910977
As I read that I imagine you as a fat guy in a suit sitting on a leather wing back chair in a movie studio with a large cigar while copping a feel of an intern, all this being shot in black and white.
>>70910690
i'd like to refrigerate my meat, if you catch my drift :^)
>>70910749
I'd fill her Gyllenhaal if you know what i'm saying
>>70910664
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>>70910749
THERE GOES QUADINAROS' POWER COUPLING
>>70910468
Funny how !?
She's a fridge but I would fuck her 24/7365 until I died
Fun Fact: I fucked her at a party once. AMA
>>70910518
pretty much. it's difficult to fuck up blue eyes and blonde hair.
>>70915395
What other lucid dreams have you had?
>>70911088
>As I read that I imagine you with reddit open in your other tabs.
>>70915395
what up jonah
>>70910468
One more fridge in DCUE
what a surprise
