its political satire + brain eating aliens. First episode was a bit slow but overall I liked it.
She's too cute to drop.
>CBS
post her feet
>>70897569
5'8
>>70897597
i think they're both the same size
>>70897105
surely this is just a rip off of izombie?
>>70897729
Nope. Completely different. Think more invasion of the body snatchers.
>>70897597
Would you suck her soles?
>>70897864
not only would I suck her soles but I would create a multi dimensional rift in time and space to bring in myself from other realities who aren't currently sucking her soles so that all of I could suck her soles
>>70898002
"leave solekino to me."
>>70897807
Yup. Much more like Invasion of the Body Snatchers. There was even "my husband isn't my husband" dialogue like from the newest remake.
>>70897105
wait, this show isnt about VR diving into dead peoples brains?
>>70897597
breh
>>70897105
>no ass
Bahaha oh wow, a fatty with no ass. I've seen it all now.
>>70900319
>no ass
What are you talking about?
I saw the first ep, I hope it becomes scarier and gets more tense.
Also, what did Monk get out of his head ? Half a brain ? Full brain ?
>>70900547
>ywn take turns on her with your highschool pals at your Man Initiation Ceremony
>>70900547
Oh shit nvm. damn.
>>70900547
>ywn be this guy
>>70900319
>>no ass
>>70900628
If he hovers any harder he'll hit outer space.
This shit needs to get cancelled so she can get desperate and do nudity.
>>70900628
>dat hoverhand
He should've taken life by the balls and "accidentally" put his hand on her ass.
>>70900628
The hover is real
Looks awesome!
Saoirse also has a lot of movies in the work
Come on!, I already fapped...sigh...*unzips*
>>70897105
what kinda show is it? is it a more serious tone or what
i thought mew was too big for tv nowadays
>>70897105
>you can see her underwear
what a slut
>>70898002
10/10 get help
>she'll never sexually harass you and force you to lick her face
>she'll never stroke your hair while you have a mental breakdown
>she'll never make you join her cult
why even live desu
Does anyone else just like whisper her name or things like "I love mewmew" to themselves throughout the day?
>>70897569
good taste lad
>>70900628
>mfw I was there
>mfw I tried to be an Alpha and put my head on her waist but she jumped back in horror
flew too close to the son
>>70897105
it was pretty good imho, the brain pop scene was pretty disturbing for me. I knew it would pop on the second touch and it still spooped me.
>>70900628
is this faglord seriously hoverhanding MEW? jesus fucking christ.
>>70900877
Its serious with a comedic edge.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnlOD4j3JlQ
>>70901067
it was worth a try m8
>>70901067
are you 4'6 or something? you tried to bend down and put your head on her waist?
>>70901045
>>70901045
>>70901045
>>70900966
Faults was a fantastic movie.
>>70901097
looks pretty cheesy but i'll give it a look
>>70897105
I liked it. It was interesting and humor reminded me of "Mars attacks" or "MIB".
>>70901099
I tried to flirt too. I swear I'm not autistic but I have asthma and was nervous so I sounded like the wheelchair kid from Malcolm in the middle
>>70901119
5'8 same as her but she was in heels so I might as well have been 2 feet tall.
>>70901167
agreed. underrated imo
>>70901323
not like you proof or anything but be glad you even got near her. most of us will NEVER EVER see her.
>>70901323
You for real? Did you smiled and told you that you like her work before trying to feel her ass?
>>70901396
her*
>>70901375
have*
>>70901323
damn anon
right in the feels
>>70901375
I have photographic evidence of the worst moment of my life but I wont be sharing
>>70901099
>>70901119
>>70901375
>>70901396
>>70901461
i'm in this pic btw >>70900547
>>70900547
>me on the far right contemplating the tragedy of being so close to and yet so far away from perfection
>I stand before a fundamentally and structurally perfect circle, not hand drawn with time and precision but described upon the surface of our reality by a nonchalant flick of ink onto a blank surface, unrefinable chaos birthing unfathomable beauty and I can't even see her feet
>>70901562
I found you bro
>>70901562
Fedora redditorin the back or the first guy on the right that looks like he is thinking about MEWs tits.
>>70901586
anon i...
>>70897105
she needs to chew more gum. her cheeks have gotten fat
The only thing I want in life, literally the only thing, is to be her slave. I want to submit myself completely to her. Why can't this happen
>>70901562
Actually I'd say the guy with the long black hair in the grey shirt, left of centre
Kind of looks like he thinks he looks really good but actually he doesn't
>>70901562
He probably masturbated 10 times after this episode.
>>70901701
Blame Lincoln.
>>70900547
literally every guy in this picture is thinking the exact same thing. even some of the women.
she knows shes perfect..
>>70897105
>MEW will never grind her asshole on your face
>>70900966
>>70900547
first or fourth guy on the right
>>70900547
I would ask her on a date, introduce myself to her parents, take her out and be real nice and sweet and treat her right, if you catch my drift...
>>70900966
>>70901701
I just want her to strip me naked, put me in chastity, and have a leash around my neck that she drags me around by. She'd keep me penned up all day when she's out and when she comes home, if I've been a good boy she'll let me lick her sweaty feet and maybe, maybe, touch myself a little, but only if I was really extra good. Then I'd get to sleep at the foot of her bed.
>>70900547
>She will never frame your face in a toilet seat and demand you kneel down whenever she has to use it
Just nuclear bomb me already
>>70900547
>dat panty line
>>70901878
>>70902038
>>70900547
>she will never be my gf
life is a cruel fate
>>70900628
Why isn't she a bigger star? You could say can't act but come on Marilyn Monroe could barely act. I you are a perfect woman you should kinda get SOME good roles right? Did feminism cause this?
>>70901461
I'm not even a footfag but those are some fine feet
>>70902170
She doesn't want to be in big budget things.
sup /tv/, stop drooling over my waifu and watch faults already. Thanks.
>>70902283
Her husband is literally the textbook definition of a cuck.
>>70902170
>can't act
opinion discarded
>>70902283
HOW AND WHY?
>>70901045
MORE
Has her pussy been shown yet? I bet it's an innie with a slightly bushy landing strip.
/tv/ is terrible when it comes to identifying a good ass. There are tons of black actresses with better asses than this slut. Just another overrated white bitch.
>>70902313
Wasn't there something about her cheating on him?
>>70902617
Let's see one then
>>70901067
jumped back in horror?
geez, yikes. thats rough buddy.
>>70902530
>mfw she looks like my sister
I feel so guilty for this boner
>>70897597
>MEW is the same """height""" as me
any kino's for this feel?
>>70901067
what did she smell like anon
paint for me a mind picture of scents
>>70902679post your sister
>>70902679
pics of your sister
>>70901067
>flew too close to the son
whose son?
>>70902730
fucking dropped
BrainDead sucks, but MEW is GOAT.
>>70902530
jesus christ
She's a big girl.
Do you think she's into face trampling cute boys?
Imagine her powerful soles on your face.
>>70902762
Ehh, I wouldn't say it sucks. It was watchable enough. But maybe I'm just too hypnotised by MEW.
>>70902778
disgusting
>>70902832
Would you say it's recommended MEWkino for a MEWfriend such as myself?
>>70902943
pleb
>>70902965
im binging the first episode as we speak and it's okay
it's not like you have anything better to do
MEW is notorious for secretly being a BBC slut. You all are cucks.
I couldn't even muster half a chuckle, but I tried. If it's supposed to be funny it failed miserably.
>>70902965
Definitely, it's MEW core.
>>70902717
>>70902751
just one
>>70903162
close but not quite..keep going and try to prove me wrong
>>70903162
do you look like a boy MEW?
>>70903162
A bit I guess? I don't think the resemblance is too distracting.
>>70902683
life's too short
>>70902730
nice shop
>>70897597
>>70902683
>mfw 5'6
>>70903234
>>70903404
and here we go...
>>70903241
>>70903234
>>70903204
I didn't make that post. I would post one picture but we're both on awkward terms. I gave her an awkward stare one time and she looked creep out when we made eye contact. Relationship was never the same after that.
>>70902778
post more
>>70903305
I see what u did there
>>70903439
uh what? you stared at your sister once and this ruined your relationship for the rest of your life?
>>70903181second times the charm
>>70903480
Are you imagining that MEW is on top of you
>>70903439
already got her instagram and i will post her pictures, thats what you get
>>70903547
tell her about her perv brother
>Braindead
yes she's very charming, but I would have liked her a little more sexy. like, during the shower scene? if it were a German show we would have seen some breasts, or at *least* more than just her head.
I don't need shows to be straight-up porn or anything, but sometimes it feels like I'm watching halal television tbqh.
>>70903508
You won't understand. That time is always in the back of our mind. We pretend not to care but its always there
>>70903547
PLEASE DELETE THIS i fucked up okay PLEASE
>>70903646
no i don't understand are you not allowed to make eye contact with family members or what?
>>70903649
ya fucked up anon, never underestimate reverse image search
>>70903649
>>70903649
>>70903684
I was checking her out anon... and for the record that not my sister that one guy is posting
>>70903370
why haven't you killed yourself yet?
>>70897569
>>70903649
no
>>70903708
PLEASE MAN JUST STOP JUST DONT MESSAGE HER PLEASE IM BEGGING NOW
>>70902170
Monroe was literally a whore, MEW is too pure for that.
>>70900767
>Ass
>No tits
>>70903649
holy shit
fucking lmao
>>70903649
DELETE THIS
>>70903767
because tom cruise is so based and 5'7
>>70903821
send a nude pic of yourself and we ll see
>>70900767
I like MEW but I hate her body
She's like super flat with weird hips
>>70903821
I'm beginning to wonder at this point if this is some really subtle attempt to get her social media accounts raided and it's actually this anon's crush who spurned him and not his sister at all.
MEW's feet are spectacular
>>70903848
>DELETE THIS: the thread
are we in for a new /tv/ landmark occasion?
>This thread
>>70903925
imagine them on your face
>>70903531
I admit this scene confused me because it came right after a commercial interruption. I thought this was her menstruation.
>>70903912
I fucking already said that some dude that is pretending to be me
>>70903851
you're a whole inch shorter than him, you can never be based like Tom Cruise when you're that short senpai.
>>70903912
close, anon. but to unveil the true plan you have to look closer....
>>70903612
If it was a German show wed see her getting raped by 100s of Muslims and the police doing nothing about it desu.
>>70903912
or since it's 150+ posts to about 60 posters it's just the guy responding to himself to get our attention
>>70903904
that just isn't the most flattering picture 2bh
>>70903955
Imagine following her around like a dog and licking and sniffing them
>>70902730
>delete this
>>70897569
garbage fetish
wasted libido
>inb4 hive mind
>>70904017
It is. My sister has curves and the same hair style as Mew
>>70903955
I wanna imagine them in my mouth after you've cummed on them
>>70903873
just stop
>>70903912
Lurking on sister photos
>>70897105
>>70900547
>>70900628
>>70900700
>>70900767
>>70901099
>>70902283
>>70902364
>>70902530
>>70903181
>>70903612
>>70903773
>5'8''
>>70904072
Imagine touching her feet
>>70897597
>>70902683
>>70903370
according to google she's 5'6
>>70904184
stupid faggot
Why does MEW always star in the worst shows?
>>70904131
manlet
Waifu threads are against he rules.
>>70904184
5,67 to be exact.or 1.73m in the superior unit
>>70904233
Fuck are you on about?
>>70904243
So is shitposting
>>70904247
5'8 is 1.73
>>70903980
but I can still grow I'm 18 pls no bully
>>70904246
>curly pubes
ew
>>70904243
Why do you continue existing?
talk about her soles pressed against your face
>>70904301
so it is, my bad.
>>70904336
Because Krager is a public trip, so multiple people use it on a daily basis unless it gets banned like it did a couple days ago.
>>70904230
you're a retard
I thought I could get away from tfwnogf today
>>70903649
>>70902778
ok that is actually dangerous, no?
>>70904443
>Eurocuck measurements for a Amerilard actress
There's your problem.
>>70904230
>>70904443
stupid america and its english system
>>70904485
you can be from fucking mars and the same measurements still apply
>>70904482
women's soles can only cause pleasure
if he was in any real danger, would he be leaning into them and kissing her soles as she steps on him? i think nothttp://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph56a8f18b1b529
>>70904243
Helmet
>>70904452
>not being plagued by it constantly
Scrub
>>70904452
>>70904630
Did MEW win that belt?
>>70904603
>not doing drugs and alcohol when you're not meditating/exercising on a regular basis to keep tfwnogf at bay
>>70903758
it still seems like really absurd that a single look would make a relationship between siblings weird.
but i dont have any, i always thought siblings were meant to have this uber close bond and the ones that dont strike me as strange. its like the guy and his sister in gone girl, i always picture it like thats how its supposed to be.
>>70904690
what did she mean by this?
>>70904646
>>70904695
no drugs
no alcohol
no cigarettes
>>70904671
>>70904630
Well MEW does seem more ladylike than the other chick.
>>70904682
Yeah WrestleMania
>>70904757
>>70904630
what interview?
can you guys just fucking tell me if the tv show is good or not and stop fucking thinking about wincest
>>70904838
'no'
>>70904838
just fucking watch it for yourself, it was decent enough.
MEW, DAW and BDH are literally the most patricial waifus out there
>>70904838
it's okay
>>70904696
When we get drunk together we can talk with out any boundaries , buts she 28 and im 20. Also the fact that we haven't seen each other in 4 years then i give her this look i finally do see her.
>>70904876
>no ASR
cmon senpai
>>70904838
Its ok. Like a satirical Invasion of the Body Snatchers.
>>70904773
>the other chick
FUCKING NEWRMIES
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
THAT'S /TV/S WAIFU YOU CAHNT
Tbh, I love my sister
>>70904630
when will they learn?
>>70904936
Waifus, not husbandos, anon.
>>70904991
>>70902730
FUCKING DELETE THIS!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>70904991
she's so fuzzy :3 like a peach
>>70905070
>>70904991
>ywn comb ASR's facial fur
>>70905190
WAKE ME UP
>>70905252
>>70905190
jdimsa
>you will never help her brush her hair or braid her pubes into her thigh fur
>asr
>>70905118
>>70905392
>implants
>normal
>>70905392
dfc and a nice ass is the appeal of ASR and MEWfur and great legs can be added to those two respectively
>>70905451
>Charlotte McKinney
>implants
all natural m8
>>70905522
shame about the face
HOW CAN YOU BE MARRIED TO THIS GODDESS AND NOT PUT 10 BABIES IN HER OVEN!!!!
Fucking dickless cuck!
>>70905640
maybe she doesnt want kids
>>70905640
This. Hipster personality aside, this is as close as you can get to perfection, and to not impregnate this divine creature is beyond comprehension. She deserves better than this >>70902283 spineless faggot. At least he's white, so when he grows a pair, he'll continue the Aryan race.
>>70905712
He doesn't look all that Aryan.
>>70902730
BLACKED
L
A
C
K
E
D
So in the Mommy Cinematic Universe would she be the older cousin?
>>70905712
he looks like the definition of nu cuck male, just by looking at his face you can tell 100% he voted for bernie.
no idea why she's with him, apparently he met MEW when she was only 18 im not sure how old he is, but maybe he groomed her?
To all social psychologists lurking in here, this thread is a good example of herd mentality. This woman is average at best, and yet this group of people worships her as if she were some kind of goddess. Very interesting phenomenon.
posting superior waifu
>>70906035
I've liked her from Scott Pilgrim, before I started really going on Internet forums. Heck, I liked her since Sky High and Final Destination 3.
>>70906044
shoo shoo /mu/
this board's not for you
>>70906035
go watch scott pilgrim and i guarantee you'll be back here worshiping her with the rest of us
>>70906035
Your mother is average at best.
>>70906035
>This woman is average at best
That makes her even MORE perfect. You just don't get it.
>>70906035
uhm... have you SEEN her feet?
Talk more about MEW trampling cute boys' faces with her naked soles.
LMFAO
>>70906035
>This woman is average at best
>>70906035
nah bro
that is Taylor Swift
>>70906152
this.
anyone got any Scott Pilgrim MEW Webms?
>>70906262
>why are you tip toeing, annasophia?
