I assure you... that were you in Slytherin, and your fate rested with me - the both of you, would be on the train home - TONIGHT
AS IT IS
HOWEVER
>>70892792
>>70892777
I've been loving these HP threads lately, not going to lie. They can get pretty comfy
>>70892822
Did Snape ever have to kill someone to prove his allegiance to Voldemort?
Like how gangs make all their members do drugs to show they're not an undercover cop.
>>70892899
>here's your super secret tattoo, you're in
>it's a low IQ Connecticut pleb pretending he knows a thing about cinema and spouts kino episode
Quite literally the funniest one
Fucking neet plebe.
>>70892927
That's pretty risky isn't it? "You just joined our group, but here's a tattoo that shows you when and where we're meeting. Don't betray us, thanks!"
Don't Death Eaters have a way of showing loyalty or some shit?
>>70892899
He was ok with sending Voldy to kill a baby and his parents until he realized that his waifu was the baby's mom.
>>70892994
Voldemort can read minds. It's just that Snape is the best in the world at hiding it.
>>70892777
>Harry I...
>I always loved your mother...
>I just couldn't fuckin compete against your dad. >Kill me now son, kill me. I'm ready. End my life Harry, Son of James, husband of my lifelong love. Do it Harry. Fuckin kill me. I know I won't be seeing you Lily, I'm sorry. DO IT NOW HARRY END MY LIFE!!!!
Really?
Really?
>>70893667
>in an alternate timeline, Snape saves Lilly and raises Harry
Don't talk to me or my witch's son
One things for sure, its still easily one of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
>>70893667
Did Snape ever walk into James and Lily doing it in an empty classroom?
I swear to god you miserable little faggot, if you have something to say to me say it in the dungeons, tonight.
Thats what I thought Potter, you talk the talk, but you dont wand the wand, you limp dick hucksuckle
>>70893667
>Just.. just...just fuck my shit up!
Laughed like idiot. Bravo Yates
>>70894689
Wow, Cuaron was really pushing boundaries in this instalment
>>70894747
You're welcome.
>>70894757
>Hermione, I think I can produce the perfect patronus, well not yet, but I know it's possible. I need your help though, let me fuck your face.
>Oh, Harry....I was actually going to suggest that myself.
How does a mere man have this vision?
>>70895040
Stay on twitter you tasteless drone
>>70893854
I started reading it when I was 6. I kind of grew up with the Harry Potter saga, so it's one of my top 3 favourites of all time. However, as I got older, I started noticing that Rowlings is just bad at writing. She created a good, full of potential universe, and a solid argument, but failed to make it a masterpiece like it could've been.
>Slytherin, you twats are bigger faggots than me, thousand points to Gryffindor
Shit Dumbledore is hardcore, how did this get past the rating board?
>>70895395
With garbage memes by newfags from /v/(ie you)
Ron, you should kill yourself. Did you know?
Colombus right out of the gates.
>>70892899
He killed dumbledore. only the biggest thing to happen in the 6th
