Sell me this pen
Write down your name on that napkin
What pen?
>>70879365
How often do you check your own prostate?
>>70879417
lmao
It comes with a free blowjob
>>70879417
oy gevalt
You want to buy this pen
I had to do this at a job interview at a grocery store, and like a broken clock, my autism worked in my favor.
>Sell me this pastry
>"Do you need any more pastries, or are you going to serve those with dinner?"
>"My whole family loves those, my little brother asks for that specific pastry every time my mother goes to the grocery store."
>"Your kids will love those, we get a dozen whenever we have something to celebrate."
Got the job and quit two weeks later because I didn't realize that working as a cashier meant talking to people.
So there's my blog post, hope you liked it.
>>70880865
I did, actually.
>>70880865
>"Do you need any more pastries, or are you going to serve those with dinner?"
I don't get this one.
>>70880865
>I didn't realize that working as a cashier meant talking to people
literally how lmao
