The X-Men are recruiting! Are you cool enough to join?
Hit "random page" and see what you bring to the team.
>>70877700
nice link you fucking faggot.
>>70877700
Forgot link
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Superpower_Wiki
Good luck. Hope your superpower isn't fucking useless.
>>70877700
>Orisha Physiology
>The user can have access to the traits and abilities of the Orisha, a spirit or deity that reflects one of the manifestations of Olodumare (God) in the Yoruba spiritual/religious system.
That's oddly specific. But yeah, basically I have the power of a nig god.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Body_Heat_Camouflage
>The user can mask their body heat
>Sounds and other forms of noise made by the user is not masked from others.
>The ability does not mask the user's scent.
wtf this is the gayest shit ever
>>70877700
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
>>70877700
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Manifested_Attacks
pretty cool desu, can send armies of samurais at people
what a shit thread. OP you had one fucking job.
>>70877700
Light Manipulation, bitches! I am the Ray.
I AM A GOD
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Temporal_Devouring
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Love_Magic
Let the love doctor heal you baby.
Meta Fate Manipulation
Parasol Proficiency
Have great skill wielding Parasols
The ability to possess great skill in wielding parasols/umbrellas.
The fuck? How is that a superpower? I guess I'd be useful if it was raining.
>Blur Creation
>The power to create blurs. Sub-power of Illusion Manipulation and Enhanced Speed.
the fuck
thats not a power
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Condition
So nothing changes?
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sword_Arm
Great, I'm Olivia Munn.
>>70877700
>The user can set anything ablaze, even if they are non flammable, and incorporeal matter such as the air itself. They are able to combust even conceptual entities, such as setting a timeline on fire to destroy certain historical pieces.
They should be begging me not to use my power.
Best power coming through.
>>70877700
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Effect_Stacking
fuck yeah
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Alpha_Physiology
Users are vastly superior to any member of their species, learning and achieving quickly and effortlessly what takes years of hard work to others, and growing substantially stronger and better with each challenge. They naturally arouse a strong admiration and desire among their kind, as they personify the pinnacle of their species, and even the most hostile are forced to acknowledge their towering superiority and amazing prowess.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Physics_Powered_Physiology
Fuck yes Dr.Manhattan
>>70878569
from the same page:
Sonic the Hedgehog (Sonic the Hedgehog ) uses the positive energy in the Chaos Emeralds to transform into Super Sonic.
sonic and pony in one page. I think my power is autism :(
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Erinaceomorph_Physiology
NOW I'LL SHOW YOU
The ability to manipulate growth.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Bloodline_Tracking
So I can detect Jews?
"Lie manipulation"
Hire me as your lawyer I guess. I'll win every case.
>>70877700
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cutting_Field_Projection
>The power to project a field that cuts everything inside of it.
Fuck yeah
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Universal_Force_Manipulation
>The user can manipulate all universal forces (Cosmic, Space-Time, etc.) and bend them to their will. The power to control cosmic energy, manipulate space-time, generate and control electromagnetism, gravity, cosmic fire, etc. is in the hands of the user.
seems pretty great. probably op, desu
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Magic_Combat
I'm essentially a wizard.
>>70878628
ell oh ell
Mine was Reversed Procifery: the ability to always be wrong.
Pretty overpowered tbqh
The power to use love related magic.
Capabilities:
...can use different spells to formulate the inducement of sex or can use emotions of love to cast different kinds of spells.
I wouldn't have time to mess around with the X-Men.
>>70878724
You are now George Costanza.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Effect_Stacking
I don't even get it, senpai.
>The Power of Augmentation.
So my powers is to be a normal person that "supes" other people up. Fuck this shit.
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Predictability_Manipulation
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Meta_Ability_Creation
I can basically do anything. I'm the personification of "that kid."
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Anthropomorphism
brb ordering a real doll
>Literary Manipulation
>The power to manipulate books, manuscript pages, and text paper. Variation of Art Manipulation and Object Manipulation.
Worst power ever. What the fuck am I going to do with that? Troll ASOIAF fans by rewriting the books?
>Intelligence Manipulation
>he user can manipulate intelligence, one's capacity for logic, abstract thought, understanding, self-awareness, communication, learning, emotional knowledge, memory, planning, creativity and problem solving. They can enhance it, reduce it, or even transfer it.
Applications
>User can enhance the thinking capabilities of oneself and others beyond the norm, not by increasing intelligence, but instead by enhancing the capability to use the already existing abilities to their maximum effect. This includes intuitive leaps and imagination, highly efficient memory and cognitive capacities and the ability to combine everything they already know in completely new ways.
>Users can increase the intelligence of other people or themselves to any level they desire. As an effect, they can immediately conceive complex formulas and models, possible results and other factors on speed comparable to super-computers as well as recall everything they have experienced, connecting and comparing known facts, etc
Suddenly i understand the universe and how it works. Give myself even stronger powers
I would have no use for the xmen
>>70878809
you give yourself abilities. think sylar, but without the head cutting.
>>70877700
>The ability to adapt to dry land environments.
>>70877700
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Volatile_Constructs
Pretty good
>Death Infusion
>>70877700
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Musical_Attacks
whelp id be shitty hero with this power, I'm a terrible musician
>>70879055
That's why the attacks are so devastating
>>70877700
Ultimate regeneration
But since I'm a pussy for pain, I'll fucking pass
>>70879055
>>70879085
samefag
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Interaction_Manipulation
im not sure if there are even limits to this power.
>>70879101
not actually.
>>70879085
>>70878969
>>70878593
>samefag
Oh shit, I'm now Batman:
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnicompetence
"User can handle all situations and matters, regardless of the problem, situation or conflict, and have the needed skill, knowledge, experience, etc., for any purpose, and will know what to do, when to do it, and how to do it. They will never lose a fight, conflict, etc., due to always being able to see a way to win and/or escape situation."
>>70879094
Just invest in really strong painkillers.
And any damage from them will be fixed anyway.
Uh oh guys, My power is literally "Game Over".....
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Game_Over
>Power/Ability to: Bring the Game-Over for Reality.
So all I can do is just end everything, forever....
>Black Hole creation
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Black_Hole_Creation
So I could probably take everyone on the team except maybe Jean Grey, Professor X, and Quicksilver
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Causality_Manipulation
Wew lad, I'm literally God
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dark_Pillar_Projection
so what exactly does the power of darkness do when used as pillars
>>70879236
>Known Users:
>God (Judeo-Christianity)
>>70879234
The damage will be fixed, but not the emotional scars. But I guess the painkillers will have to do
Does this mean I can't die? Cuz I saw Elder Toguro in a list of examples
>>70879236
>>70877700
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Subliminal_Seduction
hide your waifu /tv/ , there a new lord in town
alcohol immunity how fitting and also lame
>>70879261
BLACKED
there's too many godlets in here. we're all fucked.
>>70879323
I figured it was the power of BBC
>fucking blue fire breath from garumon from digimon
the fuck is this site?!?
>>70877700
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Existence
>The user can also rewrite themselves on any level, at any time, anywhere, without any limit of any kind.
>This allows the user access to any ability in existence
Fuck the x-men. I'm going to be a villian and enslave humanity.
>hunger suppression
I guess I'd make a decent sniper or someshit.
I DON'T HAVE DICK SUCKING LIPS
>>70877700
Smite
The user can strike their targets with a far superior force/blow, usually resulting in a One Hit Kill against almost anything. Mostly used by gods, this ability may have a divine aspect imbued into it, dealing even more damage to unholy or evil enemies.
The amount of power capability used in this ability is absolutely unlimited, merely preparing its use can induce fear in opponents. This ability functions in a slightly similar way to nonexistence, using infinite/nigh-infinite levels of raw power in order to destroy the target.
Yeah, I'm fine.
>>70879242
You could take on everyone except jean grey, as it's canon she is capable with phoenix to withstand being at the center of a star.
>>70879561
>access to anything and everything ever created in any universe
>still bothering with humans
Nigga...
>>70879561
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPA9bKz2meI
instantly reminded me of this
Did I make the team lads?
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cycle_Embodiment
Neat I can finally make the poo go in the loo
>>70879695
M8 I could be anywhere, at any time and exist in multiple places at once. Enslaving humanity is just breaking in my new abilities for fun.
Plus I could finally create a pure human race
>>70877700
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Bacteria_Kingdom_Embodiment
I wonder if apocalypse is recruiting
>>70877700
>Bodily Gas Manipulation
why not
>>70878518
duh you can make your enemies eyes hurt just by looking at you
>>70878640
nigger your shit is op as fuck, basically a walking mutants(or have mutant gene) detectors
>>70878669
this is very op if use right
>>70878673
too many edges
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Frozen_Surface
Just call me Slippy.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Bone_Armor
Might be cool, I guess. Not exactly amazing next to someone who can roll a tornado through your house whenever they want.
>>70878954
fucker is can use in lot of situations
like you change some specific terms in a contract and boom jew the shit out of people
or change the Us's institution, ban firearms and watch gunfag burn
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Satanic_Incarnation
>The ability to be a manifestation of and/or have the traits of the Devil.
Finally, I have become a galaxy far far away.
>Cosmic Keystone
>The power to become the anchor/keystone for the world, system, dimension, plane, universe or reality.
That doesn't sound fun
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Subconscious_Manifestation
>User can let their subconscious spill into the real world, causing various effects.
>Users own manifestations can kill them
are yoU FUCKING KIDDING ME GOD DAMN IT
>>70879927
>fucker is can use
>>70878986
nigger go build an army in the desert or sth
also there are lot of minerals, oil and shit there
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Psionic_Combat
>literally the power of 3 xmen
okay
>>70879105
the fuck, pretty sure you can only "see" and alert the connections of all thing to some extent, limited by the human brain
pretty much like elder/ ancient knowledge out of human comprehensible
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Belief_Inducement
Call me.... The Anti-Fedora.
>>70879173
no you just has plot armor
it called "gary stu"
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sanitized_Metabolism
neat, I guess
>>70879236
pretty shit power, only can use once, and after that even you cease of existence
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Death_Lordship
mfw
>>70879695
You gotta start somewhere
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Stability_Inducement
>The user gains the power to induce stability on anything, making them more stable and less likely to collapse, destabilize, fall over and such.
now I shall build an entire civilization made out of card houses and jenga bricks
>>70879725
can he melt steel beams?
>>70877700
A fucking HEART MADE OF STONE, FUCKING KILL ME
>>70879311
just go to the bar and extract information from drunkard nigger
>>70879404
fire is cool
>>70879561
you are basically doctor who on steroid, too OP
>>70879809
there are lot of useful bacteria nigger, see medicine industry, please reconsider and try to help humanity
>>70878628
Nothing personnel, kid.
>>70879953
well other may have to protect you I think, at least you can be a neet in safety
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cosmic_Otherness
>User possessess an essence that is absolute in its otherness it is entirely exclusive to their nature alone. Users are able to distinguish themselves from everything, everywhere, everywhen, and everyhow, without any exception.
Behold, I have become the ultimate NEET
>>70879954
>I'm you, dark anon
what the fuck is this shit
>>70877700
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Superpower_Wiki
>The user can gain the powers and traits of Demigods, mythological beings with partial, or lesser divine status. There are three forms of this power, with the user being able to assume only one:
>Type I: Minor deities that are the weakest in the hierarchy of divine beings, also called "Physical Gods" due to the fact that they are usually limited to physical form. (This type of demigods are similar to powerful Meta-Humans.)
>Type II: Mortal-God hybrids: people who gained this power through the union of a divine being and a mortal; their power will depend on their divine parent and what area they control.
>Type III: Mortals who somehow became gods, or beings with power that approaches that of the gods even though they are not gods themselves.
Not bad. Not bad at all.
>>70880185
>able to distinguish themselves from everything, everywhere, everywhen, and everyhow, without any exception
You're basically the biggest hipster to ever walk the earth. The king of hipsters. You do everything before it's cool, and hate it immediately once it becomes cool.
>>70880203
You can use your edge to attack people. This power comes with a fedora by default.
>>70880203
you shoot beam of bad luck/ misfortune I think, sound interesting
>>70880226
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Demigod_Physiology
Forgot link.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Interstellar_Travel
This isn't a fucking power, this is just drifting through space. Fucking bullshit.
>Internal Rupturing
>The user can inflict internal injuries, such as rupturing internal organs, upon an intended victim, often leaving no sign of outward damage with the exception of blood coming from the orifices. This also allows users to attack people who are invulnerable to physical attacks that causes external damage.
i don't think i'm a good guy
>>70877700
Magic
So I can do anything?
>>70879561
Can you use it to get a GF?
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Almighty_Ascension
>The user can ascend and gain virtual omnipotence surpassing cosmic entities, deities, supernatural beings and many other forces by using several means to achieve unparalleled power, becoming the most powerful being in the universe.
AHAHAHA LITERALLY GOD IN HUMAN FORM
>>70880380
he can became his own waifu, then came back in time for flirt with his young self, tease the shit out of him
>>70878628
What's your sonic OC form called?
The power to become the embodiment of death. Variation of Power Manifestation and Death-Force Manipulation. Opposite to Life Embodiment.
>>70880334
Oh my no. Not by any means.
>>70880416
only in your universe nigger
>>70880465
nigga what are you talking about
I have gained ominipotence
thank you internet
>>70880416
>Becoming a big guy for everyone
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special_Ops_Mastery
Not so fast.
>>70880496
but I'm omnipotent tho
>>70880490
it said most powerful in "the universe"
so other being from other verse could still wreck your ass
>>70880577
m9
it also says "virtual omnipotence"
sorry, but I'm god as fuck
>>70880594
still only limited to your universe you nigger god
>>70880683
omnipotence is omnipotence
there is no "in your universe" qualifier on omnipotence
>>70877700
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hibernation
I think I got literally the worst power on the entire site
>>70880737
lol
I don;t understand the picture they have associated with that "power"
random wikipedia article, random wikimedia commons modifyer: Alberth Idel Bravo Morales (born August 29, 1987 in Cabimas, Zulia) is a Venezuelan sprinter. He competed also successfully in hurdling and high jump.
I can run up walls, and jump over any object. something about interacting with the nuclear forces in solid objects.
>>70880416
You're no stronger than this guy
>>70879561
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Bottomless_Pit_Creation?useskin=oasis
>bottomless pit creation
>bottomless pit
Heh
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Reversed_Vocifery
Well fuck.
I suppose my friends can always just do the opposite of what I do though.
Http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Poison_Breath
I'd say I could kill half of you niggas in this thread.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Oil_Attacks
what the fuck nigga im oil man
>>70881103
SPIKES SPIKES SPIKES SPIKES
>>70877721
>biomorphing
Based
>>70877700
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Superpower_Wiki
Fuck my life
I got morale manipulation. Pretty much bastillas power from KOTOR
>Bloodlessness
I guess I can always become a vampire slayer.
>>70877700
>Universal Recreation
>The ability to recreate a universe from its beginning state in any way the user wishes. Sub-power of Recreation.
I'm not really sure I need you guys, but hey.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cloth_Mimicry
Kinky
>>70877700
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Existence
well this is retarded levels of OP. I am god apparently. Super nerds get in here and tell me what can stop me. . . nothing!
Every time I do this I get insanely OP results. Like, final boss type shit, destroyer of worlds type shit. This time I got
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnipresence
So yeah. I don't think I need the X Men
>>70877700
>True Illusion
>can create illusions so powerful they outweigh reality.
So basically me irl
>>70877700
>Magic Negation Field
Good thing magic doesn't exist in this universe. Right?
>Acid Attacks
>The ability to release/use acid to various attacks. Sub-power of Acid Manipulation. Variation of Elemental Attacks.
>The user can release/use acid to attacks of various shapes and/or intensities, either projected, used as a part of melee attacks, etc.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Acid_Attacks
>>70877700
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Attack
>The power to use attacks that cannot be blocked by any means.
>no matter what timeline the target is residing in, the attack will strike at all space-time locations, ensuring a successful hit at a time when they are vulnerable (i.e. before acquiring intangibility or immortality).
Jesus Christ, I'm OP as fuck
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Forest_Physiology
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Time_Destruction
... It just works.
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mystical_Bardsmanship
Fuck yeah. Chaotic Good, all-around tomfoolery-having, womanizing, support class that plays bitching music and tells great stories during downtime. By far the most quips in the movie; they'll need Joss Whedon just to write my character's dialogue.
Unlovability Inducement
User can make others or themselves supernaturally unwanted by anyone.
I will not be the only one unloved FeelsGoodMan
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Supernatural_Priest_Training
>>70881935
I think you're a druid anon
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Oil_Vision
Time to overthrow the rich sand niggers in the middle east?
>>70882602
but most oild source are own by them anyway
also please, you think america wont come to your ass?
>>70882420
jesus anon you're alex from hellsing
>>70877700
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Uncertainty_Manipulation
And now this thread will devolve into a circlejerk when Anon posts the best pair of tits anyone here has ever seen.
>>70877700
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Platinum_Manipulation
>literally Magneto except useless unless we're fighting rappers
>calendar empowerment
>The power to gain strength from various periods of time. Sub-power of Calendar Manipulation. Variation of Affinity.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Calendar_Empowerment
Thats pretty cool, kind of want to see it actually done but I guess basically Im super powered through various times of the month.
I'm not a twink faggot so I don't think I'd make the cut for the new Jennifer Lawrence team
>>70877700
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Superpower_Wiki
kinda over powered
Disintegration- Users cause targetsto lose cohesion in various means. Some can make matter fall apart, wipe away their target on a molecular/sub-molecular level or even revert matter into pure energy.
>>70879173
Lmfao let's see the sentinels stop the power of plot
>>70878633
you can finally make your dick bigger
nice dubs
>>70877700
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ergokinetic%20Blade%20Construction
Knight Enchanter masterrace coming through
>Electric kissI will never get to use it.
>>70877700
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Premature_Evolution
Darwin?
>>70877700
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ignorance_Embodiment
Great, I'm a Republican.
>>70877700
I have the power to win Boy George look alike competitions
Shit. Guess I better make some movies before I fade into irrelevance.
>tfw an engineer IRL
>tfw got enhanced inventing
>Vegetable fairy physiology
What the fuck? Time to kill myself
Apocalyptic Force Manipulation.
The power to manipulate and generate the force that will bring an end to the universe.
I think they're not recruiting me, but are trying to stop me.
>belief dependent physiology
>Exist/have a physical form in nearly any manner according to beliefs
The ability to exist or have a physical form in nearly any manner according to the beliefs of oneself or others.
So does that mean If I think I'm waifu material, I become waifu material
>>70883268
How did I fall for this bait
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Soot_Manipulation
>>70881122
"there isn't any piano on top of you right now"
>wrong, and then you summon a piano on top of someone
"i am not a god"
>is a god
"i can't turn into a god
>can turn into a god
>>70877700
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hair_Color_Manipulation
All SJW hair I encounter goes back to original colour.
>Slender Man Physiology
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Slender_Man_Physiology
WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT HOW IS THIS A THING
I'm pretty fucking OP, by the way
>>70877700
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Supernatural_Voice
Oh shit. Last time I got the power of command. This must be trying to say something to me.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Reality_Warping
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Combat_Specialist
So i know how to fight. Still too much of a pussy to throw a punch.
>>70877700
>Weapon Regeneration
So.... I have unlimited ammo?
:|
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sacrifice_Empowerment
Ayy semi-immortality and roids, i have to murder people tho. Well theres plenty of non-whites to sustain me.
Regenerative replication. Now neither of us will be virgins etc.
>>70877700
> Greed Empowerment
>The power to gain strength from greed. Sub-power of Greed Manipulation.
>Users become stronger, faster, more durable, etc. by greed of oneself and others, possibly unlocking abilities related to the affinity and enhancing the existing powers. Some users may be able draw sustenance from the greed or even slow or stop aging.
What can I say? It fits!
>>70877700
jesus christ
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Heat_Empowerment
Heat makes me stronger? Pretty cool I guess, I could go live in a volcano or something. But I wonder if I'd actually be immune to heat or if I have to burn myself any time I want to be strong.
>>70883790
You are the lord of /tumblr/
>>70883790
You won't be needed on 4chan anymore then.
>>70878590
>the power to fuck any prostitute and not get an auto immune disease
>the power to eat food out of a dumpster
>the power to drink sewer water
I like your power, you can live like a homeless person but not have the health of a homeless person.
Endless attack.
I rape people endlessly
>>70878590
Going by X-men power creep you'll soob be able to force people to become good, then you'll be able to extract metals from the ground and create pure substances
>>70883790
You can turn any woman Into HIGH TEST, u can also extort people by threatening to make them fat
>>70883937
but I hate fat chicks
>>70883953
Only do the tits then, retard.
And whatever finger they put in your ass.
>Underworld Lordship
>The power to hold dominion in the underworld, the subterranean Afterlife
neat
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Supreme_Voice
This sounds useful
>>70877700
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ninja_Magic
I'm a fucking magic ninja lol
>Supernatural Concealment
>Unnoticeability
>Wallrunning
>Water Walking
Garbage Generation
The ability to generate garbage. A sub-power of Garbage Manipulation.
Oh come on, I do that daily on this fucking website already fuck you
>>70884241
Hahahaha
>>70880334
well you can be as long you dont kill them
you can basically incapacitate or kill anyone depending on the severity or where you target your magical rupture
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mortality
>>70884445
Lolol
>>70884445
One of the themes of Xavier's school is to help people with bad mutations.
He helped a guy who can turn into a wheel or something.
Oh
Yay me
Pretty overpowered. Also on your knees dead peasants.
Neutrality Force Manipulation.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Foreign_Material_Manipulation
I'm a god I hardly need to join the X-Men
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Paradox_Inducement
I'd named myself ACME
>Alcohol Immunity
I DONT EVEN FUCKING DRINK
>>70878686
Basically you're silver surfer.
>>70884190
bane?
>>70877700
People actually wanted these goofy ass costumes.
Just like Gambit motherfucker.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Kinetic_Charging
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Law_Manipulation
So i am basically a god?
>Power to use the abilities of cephalopods.
>User with this ability either is or can mimic/transform into cephalopods including octopi, squid, cuttlefish and Nautilus.
Jesus Christ Im a fucking OCTOPUSSY
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Elemental_Platform_Creation
>tfw everyone who can fly just laughs at me
>Chain Manipulation
GREAT, now thieves will get a big surprise if they fuck with my chain wallet.
>>70885652
Negasonic's costume in Deadpool was perfect. These are shit.
>Xylokinetic Combat
>wood bending
pretty good desu
>>70885652
this, the original leather costumes would be find if the pants weren't also leather. It's like people think that anything from the source material is automatically good when put in the movies. The X-Men Movies have a different tone from their comics that works very well when done right. Trying to make it exactly like the tacky out of date kids comics is idiotic.
>mystique in the background
Why are they always trying to smudge her into fight sequences? Can't she simply be relegated to the "behind the scenes, tricking people with her abilities" stuff as it was in the original trilogy?
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Miracle_Manipulation
I will now make it so that OP is now 1960s Aquaman.
>Color Empowerment
That's pretty fucking overpowered
>>70885748
I rerolled and ...FUCK! again?
Wtf am I somekind of Sea-man or aquaboyshit?
/thread
>>70885776
perfect for the first class era. They should wear tactical gear, it makes sense.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Art_Embodiment
I'll quit the X-men and become an art dealer
>>70885845
>Implying Crab Man wouldn't be the best superhero to be born from this thread
Just imagine the costume. Imagine snipping people.
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Parasite_Physiology
>Parasite Physiology
I went there showing them I could transform and shit. But the Reptil came out and changed into Dinosaurs. I left and joined the Brotherhood vowing to get revenge on that T-Rex motherfucker.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Size_Enhancement
Finally I have become Big Guy, crasher of planes
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Transcendent_Machine_Physiology
Basically I'm a god machine
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Blattodea_Physiology
Fuck, I'm a Turk now.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Electrically_Enhanced_Speed
Applications
Enhanced Speed
Enhanced Reflexes
Associations
Electrical Impulse Manipulation
Electricity Manipulation
Enhanced Speed
Peak Condition
man i hope i get cool quip powers with it.
>>70877700
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Power_Randomization
Pretty ironic...
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Power_Randomization
More like Power of the Deus Ex Machina, I'd fit right in
>>70877700
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Transcendent_Physiology
look at me, im god now
You are all fucked. http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mindscape_Materialization
>>70881122
>>70883694
"i am always wrong"
>>70877700
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Unhealing
Damn I'm useless, though I guess I'd be the antithesis to wolverine and deadpool
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nihilism_Embodiment
Haha, Fuck.
>>70877700
Finally the teenage dream of mine came to life. I AM BECOME THE EDGE MASTER *unsheats Devas*
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Legendary_Form yea boi
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Magical_Entity_Physiology
>The ability to possess the traits and powers of a magical entity or an entity of pure magic.
Not bad
Is this a fucking joke
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ninjutsu
As long as I'm the only Nija on the team, I should stay alive and be useful at times. If there's another Ninja around (like Shadowcat), I would get killed off pretty quickly by the bad guys.
>>70877700
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Unicorn_Physiology
Holy shit.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Deity_Creation
>>70877700
>>70877721
>Absolute Intelligence
>The power to possess a limitless level of intellectual and cognitive proficiency that can surpass anything in existence. Sub-power of Absolute Condition. The highest form of Enhanced Intelligence.
>>70889705
Were you expecting serious discussion in 4chan out of all places, cuck?
>>70881857
That would be a really useful power if you were an Indian man whose marriage proposal was rejected.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Miming
When you do a crime near the Mime, you must be prepared to do the time.
>Infra-Sound Hearing
goddammit, fuck you op I was having a good day
>>70877700
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Speed
Litterally my favorite superpower
>>70889779
mimes can't speak
