>>70870472
Azor Jon
war is coming
FROM THE DUSTY MESA
Fuck Jon
>>70872326
wrong file name, you're an imposer.
>>70872326
Why is this guy always here?
>shittiest fighters witnessed in game of thrones
>barristan selmy
>jaime lannister
>stannis baratheon
>qhorrin halfhand
>mance rayder
>loras tyrell
Stream guys ?
>>70872364
not ftdm
imposter
>>70872290
>it's a preston episode
>>70872385
Nice desu senpai
>>70872364
I don't really know what it means either anon
>ROOAOOAOAR
What did he mean by this?
>>70872280
why doesn't jaime have cool sword fights anymore? D&D are such hacks for forgetting he is an expert swordsman
Does anyone have the "waif running at hgih speeds" pic?
>>70872329
Soon
>>70872385
hang on a minute
>>70872466
>>70872444
>That filename
>dragon noises
Are you an autist?
Daily reminder that this is what Westeros people will look like in 100 years.
>>70872510
Thanks mama Danny.
>>70872510
Make westeros great again
Lyanna is cute! CUTE!
>>70872466
He's literally missing a hand. Bronn tried to teach him to fight again but he's probably a terrible fighter still. He could still probably take on trash soldiers like the Faith Militant but against a skilled swordsman he'd get BTFO'd.
>>70872510
>sjwomyn the gif
>>70872510
What if GoT isn't filled with SJWs and their grand plan is to show how bad it is to let savage shit skins invade your country?
>>70872428
I know what it means, I just don't get how there either is an army of FTDM or just 1 dude shitposting through all of the GoT threads. I see this/these guy(s) everytime, including the fucking jonautists. Atleast Maceposting knows limits.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiWCuhHWhzA
>>70872491
>Second best swordsman in all of Westeros
>Loses a hand
>Somehow can't learn to fight with his other hand and have a shield-attachment for his false hand
It's almost like people don't realize that in real life, even the most basic every-man becomes completely dexterous with their off hand when they lose their handedness.
>>70872568
he should learn kendo
What it should have been ;_;
>>70872540
> Didn't my son execute him?
>>70872593
This show would get pretty boring if it was just "old white guys killing eachother"
>>70872601
People doesn't realise it a plot device that forces him to use intellect over brute force.
>>70872640
cordy is a slag
>>70872482
What?
>>70872280
remember when jaime's character was going somewhere and he wasn't pure muh cersei
>>70872571
She really is the epitome of an sjw woman.
>telling oppressed people how they should feel because she knows better
>keeps a retinue of token minorities as pets
>everytging focuses on her despite both minority characters went probably through worse shit than she ever did
>>70872568
shouldn't that have healed by now?
>>70872593
>Brienne fucks up and gets gang raped by actual competent fighters
>Sansa is a terrible leader and leads the North into failure
>Daeny can barely even hold the invading army together, and the horde ends up burning down every single major city in Westeros and mass-raping because they don't even listen to her
>Arya becomes an opiate addict because women have no fortitude
>Cersei burns down half of King's Landing because women are scornful cunts who don't know forgiveness and modesty
>Sand sneks btfo by the rest of the royal family who hang them for treason for killing the king
>Show ends with still-alive Stannis on the throne and the kingdoms at peace
>>70872627
Fuck you Beric is better
I really wish the Jaime/Brienne fight wasn't so bland in the show. Favorite fight in the series honestly.
>>70872627
Stoneheart wouldn't hang Lem
>>70872720
>He thinks Jaime was 100% serious in his talk with Edmure
>>70872770
>he thinks D&D know how to write complex characters
>>70872627
Stoneheart is one of the many fuckups in r.r.s last 2 books. He's written himself into a corner.
>>70872811
>he thinks they dont
>>70872842
>he thinks they do
>>70872842
>we all know they don't
Fixed it for you.
>>70872856
>he thinks they dont
>>70872886
>he thinks they do
>>70872627
>comparing shitty zombie with Beric
nah
patrician here
what is it about this show that warrants a discussion about it EVERY single day of your lives? it's kinda sad.
>>70872739
>How to kill half of your audience
>>70872899
>he thinks they don't
>>70872899
>he thinks they dont
Why is Euron such a dick to his own family?
>>70872919
>he thinks they do
What a clownfiesta this thread is...
>>70872912
I only come to /got/ a couple of times a week, speak for yourself
and I'm more here to talk about the books than the show, I shit on the show
>>70872912
>implying
only come here when bored in the days before release tbqh fampai, potential leaks and potentially good plot twists that never happen
quite sad indeed for those that apply
>>70872657
The show falls to shit when it strays from that so I'm gonna have to disagree.
>>70872886
The climax to the Arya in Braavos story should be the only proof needed that D&D are not writing complex stories with twists and turns.
BASED jaime x brienne thread
12/10 OP
>>70872946
Shit episode, shit thread
It is known.
Even by monday night it was pretty shit
>>70872664
autists on /tv/ can't be expected to recognise character development unless is it verbalised consistently throughout.
>>70872912
Just because the discussion is going 24/7 doesn't mean everyone here is on 24/7 you retard
>>70872770
He probably was. Nothing to suggest otherwise. Gonna make it all the better when he kills her anyway.
>>70872975
>he thinks they do
Off-season /got/'s were the best, when the discussion was mainly about the books and theories.
Mods banned off-season though, because of Jonautist
>>70873035
>he thinks they don't
>>70873045
go to /lit/ then
oh wait
>>70872937
Bad blood.
>>70873035
He thinks they don't
>>70873062
>he thinks they do
Lets get some real discussion going lads
>Soon comes the pale mare, and after her the others. Kraken and dark flame, lion and griffin, the sun’s son and the mummer’s dragon. Trust none of them. Remember the Undying. Beware the perfumed seneschal."
>Kraken = Victarion or Euron
>Lion = Tyrion?
>Griffin = Connington
>Sun's Son = Quentyn
>Mummers Dragon = Aegon
Perfumed Seneschal = Varys?????
So will Tyrion betray Dany at some point? Or is Quaithe just making Dany more paranoid?
Also any other guesses on who the perfumed Seneshcal is??
>>70873073
>bad writing
Ftfy
All hail King Drogon Targaryen, the Magnificent, First of His Name, The Black Shadow, King of the Humans, the Beasts, and of the Children.
King of the Seven Kingdoms, The Stallion that Mounts the World, born of the Great Grass Sea, the Champion of R'hllor, Azor Ahai Reborn and the Prince that was Promised.
Long may he reign.
>>70872376
>not Preston & Jerome
>>70873030
No, its quite clear he exploited Edmure's opinion of him, thinking hes evil. Jaime immediately changed tactics and threatened Edmure's wife and baby and got him to surrender peacefully (like Brienne asked him to try and take thr castle peacefully)
>>70873045
Maybe if we are good boys and behave ourselves we can keep it.
>>70873109
Preston is Jerome in this new maymay
>tee hee hee hee
What did she mean by this?
>>70873082
>he thinks they don't
>>70873099
Long may he reign!
>>70873090
The last book was a clusterfuck. I stopped giving a shit about the books when the show went ahead. I just want to see how this ends.
>>70873137
>I wish you still had a dick
>>70873090
>Also any other guesses on who the perfumed Seneshcal is??
It's the name of a boat that someone rides
>>70873137
she wants to gobble Greyworm's brown worm
>>70873139
>he thinks they do
>>70873171
>he thinks they don't
>>70872755
The fight was super sexual in the books;
>The swords kissed and sprang apart and kissed again. Jaime’s blood was singing. This was what he was meant for; he never felt so alive as when he was fighting.
>Left, right, backslash, swinging so hard that sparks flew when the swords came together, upswing, sideslash, overhand, always attacking, moving into her, step and slide, strike and step, step and strike, hacking, slashing, faster, faster, faster.. until, breathless, he stepped back and let the point of the sword fall to the ground, giving her a moment of respite. “Not half bad,“ he acknowledged. “For a wench.”
>His point scraped past her parry and bit into her upper thigh. A red flower blossomed, and Jaime had an instant to savor the sight of her blood before his knee slammed into a rock.
>Brienne lurched to her feet. She was all mud and blood below the waist, her clothing askew, her face red. She looks as if they caught us fucking instead of fighting.
>>70872324
>that off center sigil
ree
Will someone give me the image of maces shitty armour please, its it's literally not on Google. Also the comparison pic with season 1 Tyrell armour. I want to show a normie friend.
>>70873157
she could just peg him
>>70873186
>he thinks they do
>>70873213
>he thinks they don't
>>70873228
>he thinks they do
>>70873092
Euron would be a bitch third son if he didn't kill/fuck over his famry. He also does it to be edgy to see if the gods do curse kinslayers.
>>70872627
next episode
FOR RICKON!!!!
>>70873244
>he thinks they don't
of all the things that ramsay did to earn himself the title of madman, not breeding sansa tops that list
>two translators are on a sinking ship
>the first one asks "do you know how to swim?"
>the second replies "no but I can shout for help in 19 languages."
Rather a poignant critique of the whole series to be fair
>>70873266
>he thinks they do
>>70873069
>go to /marxism/ then
ftfy
>>70873276
I thought she said ninety
>>70873153
AFFC/ADWD are good what the hell is wrong with you? This book is going to be as good as ASOS bet on it.
>>70873187
>moving into her
>faster, faster, faster...
>let the point of the sword fall to the ground, giving her a moment of respite
GRRM is the master of subtlety.
>>70873287
>he thinks they don't
>>70873314
>he thinks they do
>>70873205
Looks like shit
>>70873205
here you go
>>70873298
>AFFC/ADWD are good
>>70873090
pale mare is dany.
dark flame is lord of light
>>70873333just like Mace
>>70873333
>Looks like MADNUSS
>>70873187
>His point scraped past her parry and bit into her upper thigh. A red flower blossomed, and Jaime had an instant to savor the sight of her blood.
This is blatant foreshadowing for him taking her virginity. I fucking guarantee it.
Is Sansas actress like 6ft or something? She towers over all the male leads.
>>70873069
>>70873263
so based
>>70873358
>dark flame is lord of light
No it's Vicy G's pet monkey healer
>>70873357
>implying they aren't
>>70873349
isnt the point to show him as having not really been a fighter, and that its all just show? and that hes not good at that either?
I took his gaudy armor that has no real weight to it as meaning something more than just budgeting...
>>70872770
>He thinks the show has something more to it that what is on the surface.
Nope
>>70873408
>implying they are
>>70873358
Pale mare is the horse that comes into Meereen in one of her chapters. Dark Flame could be Moqorro.
>>70873276
kek
A lot of people despised that scene, but tbqh it was nice seeing Missandei and Grey Worm not act like two cardboard cutout characters.
>>70873099
who's going to be his queen?
>>70873333
>>70873349
>>70873376
Thanks anons
>>70873425
>implying they aren't
>>70873357
Aren't you a special little snowflake.
>>70873357
>implying AFFC isn't the best book of the series by a significant margin
Let me guess, your favorite is A Storm of Swords?
>>70873069
why do you keep ban evading, Brad?
>>70873446
>implying they are
>>70873384
nah they're just mostly manlets. she looks fine next to a real man like nikolaj.
>>70873424
>he thinks the show doesn't have more going on
>>70872993
LSH is about to sink that ship
>>70873465
He looks like a fucking giant.
>>70873357
>>70873455
>>70873461
>>70873446
>>70873263
They need to stop copying shots from LOTR
>>70873478
>LSH
who?
>>70873090
>thinking prophecies are real
>Implying quaith didn't just spew a bunch of garbage at dany
Good goy. Bet you also think there's a Azor Ahai
>>70873397
Watch him delete his post like he did when he got caught posting the jon-con 2 image
>>70873333
MADNUSS HAS HAD IT'S DAY
>>70873511
Lord Stannis Heart
>>70873455
AFFC is where the books started going downhill
>>70873263
>>70873460
Report him like he reported us last night for "breaking the rules"
>>70873511
Lady Stoneheart
>>70873532
fucking slag
>>70873357
AFFC was good you fuck
>>70873512
No, but I believe Jon is the last hero ;)
>>70873494
That line was BROKEN!
Why does Alfie look so smug???
>>70873109
Jerome? Who's that?
I know of Preston
>>70873461
>implying they aren't
>>70873333
>>70873349
>>70873376
>>70873514
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dkp3sS4rmIo
>>70873465
Hes like 6'3 she's at least 6ft
>>70873489
he's only 6'1 or 6'2, the other two are just manlets.
>>70873494
>thumbnail
>>70873465
Gud Gawd Nicolaj is hot
Cop or not?
>>70873560
>I am the hero, brother. The first hero and the last.
>>70873565
wouldn't you be smug if you had a big cock?
>"He's got a huge penis. When I lived at home, Alfie's room was opposite the main bathroom, and I would often be in the bath in the morning and it never had a lock on the door and Alfie would get up with his morning boner and come in for a wee while I was in the bath and I'd just be like: 'That is the most disgusting thing I have ever seen!' I'd be like 'ALFIE! Stop it!' He'd even poo in front of me a couple of times, it's disgusting. He's got no respect, that Alfie. I'd never poo in front of my brother, never! Wee, yes definitely."
http://www.popcrunch.com/lily-allen-my-brother-has-a-huge-penis/
>>70873531
Despite the Dornish chapters (which weren't bad on re-reads imo) AFFC was incredible.
>those Cersei chapters
>those Oldtown chapters
>those Riverlands chapters
It was so good, man.
>>70873565
hes got the toppest of waifus rubbing all over him. You'd be smug too.
>>70873565
Cause he knows he can outact all of them that or he just fucked Lena
>>70873605
>3XL
>>70873605
>GoT shirt that only goes to 3XL
>>70873631
>Those Brienne chapters
>Those Jaime chapters
How people call AFFC shit is baffling.
>Next episode will be all Jon Snu and edgy Bastard.
Why bother watching when it's confirmed no Jaime no Theon and no Cercei...
>>70873605
>3XL
Kek
>>70873673
wtf how did you delete this so quickly
>>70873597
nikolaj is 6'2" rounding up.
nth for Jamie Lannister, first of his name
>>70873673
Theon may be in it if the rumors about Dany being in the ep are true.
>>70873489
It's called being master race you manlet.
>>70873625
>tfw when they probably banged a couple of times
>>70872739
all I want is for brienne to have "whoops" moment where she slips over mid battle and dies, not even to anyone of the main cast either, just some random dude and he thinks nothing of it, no celebration.
>>70873711
I'm not though, he j ust looks like a fucking giant next to them.
>>70873476
I know it
>>70873532
>tfw no more Cordy scenes
>>70873698
im v happy this was kept in
BEST FROGFU
>tfw show is shit and it's only good for memes.
So, any good reaction images from last ep?
i think what /got/ needs is several pictures of Alfie Allen hanging out with the GoT cast
here's Alfie with Gilly, enjoying a conversation about asshole dads
>>70873762
>she'll never twirl you around in her hand
>>70873465
>tfw the floor is an illusion and they're actually lifting jon up to be as tall as oberyn
>>70873778
punished sansa is the best sansa
>>70873778
here's Alfie with Varys, bonding over their shared genital mutilations and having to act in shitty plotlines far beneath them
I binged through this show over the last 2 weeks. AMA
My ratings for all the seasons:
1: 8/10
2: 7/10
3: 8/10
4: 9/10
5: 5/10
6 so far: 7/10
>>70873603
His nose is bigger than his face
>>70873605
>3XL
>well_played.jpg
Seriously, though. No. Not anymore. There was a time when a shirt or other merch would be ok, but now the show is an embarrassment.
>>70873815
samwell seems to have joined them
maybe he wanted to talk to alfie about his conversation with gilly
>>70873778
Hold on with that white powder son it's beginning to show on your face.
>>70873821
Are you NEET?
>>70873821
>4: 9/10
based anon
>>70873821
>season 1
>not your highest rated
discarded
>>70873731
>>70873532
Haha, don't be upset! She'll be back for episode 10 for sure. There's another flashback of winterfell from what I hear.
>>70873821
>4 the best season
>>70873821
What made S4 so good for you?
What are the most interesting plotlines for you?
Who's the best waifu / husbando?
Best fight?
>>70873811
she doesn't even have flavour text
>>70873384
Shes 5'10
>>70873856
I was sick for the first 2 seasons in bed.
Goddamn, who is that goliath fucker with the archers on the bottom left?
>>70873847
sam and alfie decided to walk around and meet more people.
here they are having found dany, but alfie doesn't look happy here, maybe he realises what an awful actress she is and how he'll have to share scenes with her soon
>>70873090
Quaithe, aka Shiera Seastar, is working with Bloodraven to reestablish a pure Targaryen line and cuck Betasteel one more time. Quaithe can see things from far away with her glass candle and Bloodraven with his weirwood.net, and they might also be seeing glimpses of the future. Quaithe is warning Dany of these other figures who might be a threat, especially Aegon Blackfyre and his allies. The PS might be Skahaz who is obviously playing Barristan to get what he wants, but it also might be Varys who is a Blackfyre supporter.
>>70873625
>My little brother's in his bedroom smoking weed
>I tell him he should get up cos it's nearly half past three
>He can't be bothered cos he's high on THC.
>Don't understand how one can watch so much TV
>Alfie get up it's a brand new day,
>I just can't sit back and watch you waste your life away
>You need to get a job because the bills need to get paid.
>Get off your lazy arse,
>Alfie please use your brain
>Surely there's some walls out there that you can go and spray,
>I'm feeling guilty for leading you astray,
>Now how the hell do you ever expect that you'll get laid,
>When all you do is stay and play on your computer games?
Do you think Alfie browses 4chan?
He sounds like one of us.
Which family house is kino?
>>70873893
> disdain for crooked formation intensifies
This was made just a few episodes ago. Almost all of them have been tied up or touched on.
So, what did happen to Gendry? I bet he's replacing Aurane Waters as the pirate king. Fatman added in another fleet for some purpose.
>>70873765
>>70873868
>implying it isn't
>>70873090
Of course it's Varys. The Epilogue was him crossbowing Kevan.
You don't trust Varys or his little birds.
>>70873893
you rusing us m8?
I don't see anyone particularly large
>>70873789
pretty sure he's standing on his toes a bit
>>70873914
>image.gif
>>70873893
An extra, I'm pretty sure I've seen him post in /r/gameofthrones.
He's 6'8 and I think he said they had problems finding clothes for him. Funny enough he said we'd see him by looking for the tallest dude during the battle
>>70873765
2
>>70872428
No one knows what it means... but it's provocative
>>70873837
girls don't give a shit about that. i don't know a single girl that doesn't find him hot as hell.
>>70873465
>2 gay husbands and their manlet son
>>70873992
>grabbing each other's balls
>sticking a finger up another dude's ass
WTF is wrong with white people?
>>70873765
3
>>70873998
Fucking hell marry me please.
>>70872601
Who was the best?
Is there a stream for tonight episode ?
>>70873893
I don't know... but that army is Jon's side. You can see Tormund in the center behind the archers. You can also see the Stark banner in the left corner. That might be Davos on the horse in the center.
>>70873911
dany has brought alfie over with her to meet her ex boyfriend Sethio Mcfarlaharis
he doesn't seem comfortable here, but thankfully ygritte is watching over him
>>70873947
don't start this again i want to sleep
>>70873951
The guy right at 7:00 - 8:00 pm of Davos from our pov, to our left of the red head
>>70874029
it's wednesday you stupid brazilian slum monkey
>>70873465
Oberyn a qt.
>>70873998
I've noticed a lot of Danish actors have really strong jaws.
Viggo, Nikolaj and Mads. Does this reflect most Dane men?
>>70873765
4
>>70874023
> birth of a new mfw
>>70874023
when did Matthew Fox join the Sparrows?
>>70872912
>patrician here
Sure
And the real answer is that it's just dumb enough of a mass phenomenon to be perfect meme breeding grounds
>>70873871
>What made S4 so good for you?
Very little filler. Only Sansa's plotline was meh.
>What are the most interesting plotlines for you?
Varys, Bran, Cersei, Theon
>Who's the best waifu / husbando?
Dany
>Best fight?
Brienne vs Hound, or Castle Black maybe.
>>70874034
alfie has escaped dany and caught back up with samwell and gilly, and they seem to have run in with sansa
alfie is delighted- sansa and him are cocainebuddies, and alfie loves cocaine
>>70873998
>that jawline
>that facial hair
>that arm hair
he looks like a true alpha
>>70874098
Gillie's lipstick seems a bit off, doesn't it?
>>70873941
Gendry is probably replacing Edric Storm in the show.
He'll return at some point and be the new lord of House Baratheon, after a royal decree of course.
>>70874054
Yes. As well as a lot of northern Europeans.
>>70874098
Sam's actor just remembered that the girl that plays Gilly would never give him a chance in real life and he's relegated to awkward on-screen kisses.
>>70874093
Oh yeah, forgot to ask, best House?