What went wrong?
>>70853926
Nothing, it's perfect
it's "witch" not "vvitch" what the fuck were they thinking? They don't know basic grammar?
Life wasn't delicous enough.
>>70853963
http://collation.folger.edu/2014/08/miracles-lately-vvrovght-the-use-of-vv-for-w-in-17th-century-titles/
>>70853993
yeah I'm not clicking a suspicious link from 4chan, I'm not retarded
>>70853926
The plebs in my theater.
That's literally the only thing. Philistines were talking, sighing loudly, getting up and actually stomping - not walking - out of the theater. The film was nearly perfect, but it was the worst theater experience I've ever had by far.
>>70854009
>The best known example of this usage of “VV” for “W” probably is the title page of the First Folio. The reason for the usage of the combination of two “V”s is that originally the “W” was not included in the printer’s lettercase.
>>70854009
>being this much of an assblasted newfag
holy fuck. In fact, I think you might be retarded, anon.
>>70854009
>I'm not retarded
You're not delicious either. Live dangerously. Embrace life. Live deliciously!
>>70853926
Everyone praises the cinematography, but I thought it was just a tad bit bland, tbqh. I also thought the score was heavily derivative of 2001 and The Shining. It was effective, though.
And of course the floating witches at the end made me cringe a little.
Other than that, it was great. 8/10 for me.
>>70854009
>.edu
>suspicious link
Fresh off the boat from reddit kid?
>>70854009
You're so retarded, your name is Meme Meme, Moon Moon's more retarded brother.
>>70854016
That's why I don't watch horror movies in theaters anymore. Completely ruins my immersion
>>70853926
Protestantism
>>70854076
Butter
>>70853963
when are you literally autistic fucking idiots going to get over this?
>>70853926
Protestants are almost muslim-tier weirdos.
>>70854016
You sound like my dad. He had the same experience when watching The Company of Wolves. Plebs couldn't deal with it.
>>70853926
Every time I hear Black Phillip I substitute that for Black Diamond from Kiss's song Black Diamond
>woo ooo Black Phillip!
>>70854250
Good song.
>>70853926
Nothing you mongoloid.
>>70853926
the trailer(s)
I haven't seen them/it but I'm sure they were geared towards normie-scum.
Is Black Phillip the greatest animal actor? Can other animals even compete?
>>70855897
he's the GOAT
>>70854009
and people say trolling is dead
>>70855897
The fox from Antichrist
>>70855897
>woo ooo
>Black Phillip
>>70855805
Nothing wrong with being a normie
I find it hilarious that some feminists interpret the ending as a happy one.
The girl's damned her soul and is going to live in a company of child-murdering evil bitches but hey, at least she won't be oppressed by men anymore!
>>70855897
That dog from The Thing.
>>70856006
Deliciously done anon
>>70853926
Its spoopy :(
>>70856075
>flying around with new flying witch friends
>dating based black phillip
>tormenting simple pilgrims
Sounds like a pretty delicious life
>>70853941
fpbp
it's a 6/10 movie at best. Really upset that people kept on praising it for being scary but it wasn't, just bloody. It's the Donnie Darko of 2016. I'm sure they'll be selling t shirts n' shit at like hot topic.
>>70855897
Bart the bear is the bestest animal actor there ever will be.
>>70854170
>paying for movies
topcuck
I watched this with my mom and was disappointed at the lack of molestation in the film.
>>70853963
Medieval Latin. They had to add more letters, like w for the Germanic sounds, but monasteries were often lacking the new letters, so they had to use vv.
>>70857133
I would like a Black Philip t-shirt actually.
>>70857133
nobody praises it for being scary you fucking pleb
Garbage for morons
>>70853926
>>70857133
>>70859005
>>70862424
>>70863481
>literally impressed by a 17th century folk tale for goatfucking shit farmers
>calls others plebs
If you're so impressed by this you should go to church, they tell stories like this every fucking Sunday.
I really liked the movie but i thought the ending was redundant, it should have ended when she followed the goat into a barn.
>>70863918
>adding ambiguity to an ending for no good reason
perfect example of hack writing
>>70853926
Why didn't normies like it?
>>70863918
plebs need to have everything spelled out for them, and this is literally the plebbest story ever told. I'm surprised they didn't make the witch sing FEE DEE LALA BABY MUSH FLYING SAUCE
>>70864164
Lana Rain before anyone asks.
>>70864004
>gypsy pirate satan
>delicious life
>levitating witches
why would they leave out something so vitally important
>>70853926
not enough of that sexy thomasin. I want to live deliciously with her
>>70864023
Too deep.
>>70864023
It was in another language, no bright lights.
>>70863726
>they tell stories like this every sunday
My neckbeard charts are of the charts