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How should he die?
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Botched gender reassignment surgery.
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>>70851083

Cersei kills him. Probably by accident. Using the Mountain.
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Cucked to death
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>>70851083
i was hoping he would be called to fight the mountain in the duel, but now there isn't one
oh well
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Sucked by Bran.
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>>70851097
this sounds hacky enough to be true
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On the toilet like Tywin. Its an ironic death because hes such a SHITHOUSE
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>>70851113
>no trial by combat
Tommen should die for preventing Cleganebowl
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has nobody noticed both his siblings were poisoned? maybe it's a coincidence or maybe it's a pattern
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>>70851083
I abhor the actor's nasal British voice.
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He commits suicide by jumping out of the red keep - his depression and inability to control the kingdom has been a quiet but relentless theme thus far


timestamp this
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>>70851083
Killed by Lancel for dismissing the faith or something stupid like that.

I find it funny that his Grandfather warned him about being a ballless pious ruler who followed the church and that's what he became.
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Smirfku sits on his face until he suffocates.
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>>70851083
>That crown...

Why is the crown of the king reigning over seven nations, and over the greater part of a continent, wearing a crown that is representative of a family (Baratheon)?

What is it even made of? What metal is that? Because it sure doesn't look like gold, more like dirty and oxidized tin.
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>>70851266
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>>70851295
d3d
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>>70851221
Some of us saw the leak too, Anon. Your "prediction" impresses nobody.
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>>70851295
Because the Baratheons are (technically) the ruling family
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>>70851158
Yeah, it's a terrible voice. Sure, it fits his character being all weedy and unsure and nice, but he just comes across as a plum who can't act. Sansa's voice a shit too.
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impaled on the throne
through the ass
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Why do redditors hate him so much? He's just trying to be a good king and doing good for the realm and its people.
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>>70851527
impaled on my dick
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>>70851458
I was quite hoping he got pushed out by Lancel, the cousin/queen fucker. Just like Bran got pushed out of the tower in the pilot. Except he gets splattered instead of just his spine taking the damage of the fall.
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>>70851475
Did you even read the question, idiot?
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>>70851551
dude gay
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>>70851565
not gay, just occasional faggot.
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>>70851083

If this little shit dies who takes over then? At that point its basically civil war meme all over again since line of succession is ruined.
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>>70851083
Forced to fight in the Cleganebowl
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Poisoned by his mom.
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>>70851592
I know a certain mannis for the job
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>>70851083

Extremely painfully
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>>70851539
Reddit is home of r/atheism and he was obviously brainwashed by the High Septic.
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>>70851113
Actually thinking there will be no combat trail
Oh /tv/ so naïve
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commits suicide by jumping out of the window in Red keep - depressed after Cersei burns Margery, High Septon and all the spparows in the Sept of Baelor
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You all fucking know it will be a Trial by Faith. The Mountain (The Seven) vs The Hound (R'hllor
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>we have to be careful when dealing with faith fanatic fucks

1 episode later...

>faith and crown are 2 pillars...
>i luv the faith mane

What a shit fucking writing
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>>70851263
This so hard man. I never noticed this
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>>70851083
Gang banged in front of all the peasants.
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>>70851083
Cersei plants dragon fire under the faiths church. Toms talk to the sparrow inside about shit not under Cersei knowledge. Then you can guess the rest, Church goes BOOM
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>>70851113
Since when has a king fought himself in trial by combat?
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>>70852712
while not a trial by combat
Maegor I fought in a trial by seven personally and was the last man standing
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>>70851097
one million percentages, this.
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Cersei will ignite the wildfire under the Sept of Baelor, which was left there by Aerys. By mistake, she will blow up Tommen who happens to be in there, thus fulfilling the prophecy. It will break her completely and leave her as an empty husk. She will be shipped back to Casterly Rock where she spends the rest of her life as a crazed apathetic vegetable.
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>>70851083
gagging on my cock
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Poor kid hope he will never die
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>>70852712
high king torygg
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we know hes gonna die because of that which last season.
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>>70851083
Killed by a Dornish assassin
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>>70851083
Smirkfu ties him up and milks his dick mercilessly for hours until he has a stroke.
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>>70852712
Faith could pick him knowing Cersei would tell whoever she sent to surrender or risk her son dying.
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>>70851083
Like Hodor, Tommen is one of the few innocent people in the show. It will be sad when he dies
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>>70851711
The leaks never confirmed who actually dies in wildfireowl
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Flaming sword up the arse, it's the only way to be sure.
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>>70851083
shoot at him and then throw him out of a plane
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>Cersei now has a regular trial instead of trial by combat
>Found guilty of incest
>Tommen stripped of Crown
>High Sparrow now King
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>>70851083
at least joffrey had balls the other boy´s so fucking lame, too scared to do anything and lets everyone he know rot in jail until they´re brainwashed with no second thoughts. what a fucking loser
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>>70853739
Until Tyrion comes home and strangles her to death, taking Casterly Rock back with fAegon/Dany?

That's a pet theory of mine, because it would mirror Odysseus coming home.
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>>70853902
>it's a High Sparrow crowns himself king episode
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i'm a little late to this show and have just started watching

so i'm told that eventually high sanders takes over westernworld but at the moment it looks like clinton lannister is taking over

how do the writers work this one out? do they do some kind of ass-pull with the indictment subplot or something?
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Cersi picks mountain as champion for trial. Faith picks the king. Mountain kills the king.
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>>70853996
Inshallah, brother
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>>70853868

>Faith could pick him

if somebody picks you as their champion you have to accept, even manipulated Tommen wouldn't do that.
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>>70854106
corbyn isn't in this season
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He looks like a girl I used to date and had to leave because she was too beta.
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Maybe he is the little brother that would kill cersei kek
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>>70853906
>joffrey had balls
He was a fucking coward.
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>>70851083
Death by surprise buttsex.
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>>70851083
Should be burned by wildfire with the rest of the fanatic fucking shits at the Sept, the little cuck
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>>70851097
the mountain will rape him and crush his head with his bare hands.
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>>70851083
He'll kill himself after Cersei offs Marge.
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>>70851383
HNNNNNNNNNGH
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>>70854027
There is no trial. CLEGANEBOWL is cancelled until further notice.
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brutally cucked by margaery
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>>70851083
Hype overdrive, induced by cleganebowl
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>>70851083

It should be a sad death. Perhaps the High Sparrow has enough power and decides to off the monarchy all together? He could have Tommen thrown into the crowds and beaten to death by his own subjects.

Something sad enough to make Cersei's ''burn them all!'' scene be easier to sympathise with, and Jaime choking the life out of her will be depressing to watch.


But of course Dabid and Dabid knows whats best!!!!!! XD Sneks kill him!!!! xd
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvUGkw8Syj4

Killed by Karstarks
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>>70851083
That crow is to small for his head t b h
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>>70851726
I swear to God if I hear his nasally little voice say "DA CROWN N DA FAIF ARE DA TWIN PILLARS OF DA WURLD" I'm going to have a fucking stroke.
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>>70854313
Not who you're replying to but Joffrey was a personal coward - yet very decisive and aggressive

He never would have done all this waffling around and ass kissing Tommen does.
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>>70851221
and cercei goes mad after that and burns down KL?
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>>70855345

IT would be convenient for the story, because after Tommen dies no use of kings landing scenes, since there is no legitimate heir to the throne.
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>>70851097
not by accident, she'll either poison him or strangle him, maybe drown? question is, who sits on the throne then?
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>>70851140
*delaying Cleganebowl
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Cersei is going to light the Great Sept on fire
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>>70851083
On the end of my massive cock.
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I honestly had money (5 bucks) on trial by combat with Tommen being the Faiths Champion and Cersei being unable to stop the Mountain.

Too poetic i suppose
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>>70854336
>I am Jaime's CG head
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>>70851383
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Who gets the throne when he dies? Some cadet house Baratheon? All the main tree is dead with no male heirs.
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>>70851120
I'd watch this
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>>70851141
>has nobody noticed both his siblings were poisoned?
he will also die from poison given by a matriarch like his siblings
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>>70851083
The queen sits on his face until he dies.
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>>70860501
I'm sure he legitimized Ser Pounce as his heir
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>>70851643
4u
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>>70860501

He is the last Baratheon in the show.

Myrcella, Tommen, Stannis and Shireen are the last Baratheons in the books.
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>>70851083
WILDFIRE GET HYPE
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>>70851083
Peacefully in his bed after 50 years of ruling Westeros in peace and prosperity
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>>70851083
He's actually one of the few characters I expect to survive.
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>>70861336
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>>70861470
I don't know what's being implied, but I really like Maester Qyburn.
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>>70861336
>happy ending
>paying attention
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>>70861556
I didn't say happy ending. YOU pay attention.
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>>70851383
this would be hot, but then i realize back then every womans pussy had to be rank as fuccck.

so unless she just got out of a bath or something like 2 minutes before sitting on my face, then fuck that noise.
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>>70851383
Killed sexually by Margaery. The scene lasts for 25 minutes.
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>>70861336
dude, basically all of cersei's children are fated to be kill, and then she herself will be murdered by a younger brother, she assumes this to be tyrion, when in fact its her younger (by a few minutes) twin jaime
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>>70861649
>not believing Cleganebowl
Get out.
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>>70861336
You're so fucking stupid m8
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>>70855345
Yeah that's why she's already had Qyburn confirm that the Substance vaults are still stocked under the city so she can blow it up in the last episode. Because it's something she hasn't thought of yet and will make a snap decision about. Because she's already planning it, that's why she has to go mad later and do it suddenly. Because you're cool and saw the leaks but no one else did.
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>>70861667
This is actually what's going to happen.
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>>70861281
>peace and prosperity
>literally became a muslim
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>>70861667
they dont have to be mutually exclusive, bitch is pretty resourceful
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>>70861649
>>70861667
I see you're mad that the guy you responded to understands High Valyrian and knows that Valonquar applies to he who came out of the womb 2 minutes later holding her little finger. Stay mad pleb.
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>>70861679
Tommen is too easily used, who is going to kill a malleable king? People who control him will go out of their way to keep him alive because of how much power they have through him. He's a crowned puppet.
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I am yet to see one thing wrong the High Septum has done.

Literally the only people mad at him are the Lannisters and the Tullys.
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BEWARE THE WRATH OF THE VALONQUAR

Jamie spending so much filler last episode talking about how great Cersei is because she loves her children. Wrath will come from her betrayal of her own values. Tommen won't fly so good. He'll burn great though.
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>>70861741
he'll kill himself after cersei wildfires the smirking whore
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>>70851295

Because your house and lineage were fucking vital to your claim to power and justification for your rule. Feudalism is not like modern politics where the ruler tries his best to homogenize himself and appear as though he's an everyman. You wore your colors proudly, because your family was the one that rose to the top. You would not try to show everyone's colors, nor would they welcome any attempt to co-opt their heraldry. Medieval laws about who could display what heraldry and devices were complex and taken extremely seriously.
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Really now, Trial by Combat never made any sense especially because of the champion bullshit.

It's the best, most lawful decision ever made in Game of Thrones. Makes much more sense than Dany's "no slaves, no economy, worship me" Tyrant level bullshit.
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>>70861808
And yet Dany is the one every pleb cheers for, if not for her dumb following she'd be long gone by now
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>>70861808
It makes sense from the perspective that they're a society that largely believes in deific intervention, and really Gregor vs Oberyn would be a good example of that from their perspective.
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>>70851726
>>70855087

He's attempting to assume control of his kingship and get out from under the shadow of his mother and other Lannisters. He's creating a power base for himself that he hopes to be better able to control.

Unfortunately he's weak and was not prepared to rule, so he merely traded one faction's dominance for another. It is a fine idea, but only if YOU can control whatever group you've chosen to ally yourself with.

History is full of this sort of thing, and even extremely capable rulers were forced at times to reckon with the church or other powerful factions, and bend to their will. Henry II and Thomas a Becket come to mind.

It's always a tug of war in Feudalism, and kings were seldom always on top. If he were to live a long life, Tommen would have a chance to seize back power from the Faith, and they would grapple with him in turn, as would the other noble houses.
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Niggas it's been confirmed that he jumps out of the window and dies. This leak was consistently true so far, even detailing how Bronn choked Pod as a greeting.

Also Rickon dies by getting arrow'd.
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>>70861808

It's sorely out of place in their society, just as Joffrey's notion of a professional army in season one was ahead of its time. These changes happen gradually, by degrees, over decades or even centuries. They are not done by decree because a feudal King is not remotely an all-powerful overlord with that kind of authority. This is precisely why the various European crowns struggled for so long to centralize authority and establish absolutism. That was a late-game development in monarchies, the exception and not the rule.
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link to leaks?
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>>70851158
well well well we have a pleb
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>>70862068
r/asoiaf/comments/4me0km/spoilers_everything_season_6_leak_megathread/
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>>70860508
Probably Cersei
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>>70851083
Orgasm to death in a three-way with his queen and her brother.
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>>70860501
The high sparrow REALLY wanted Tommen to knock up Margarine. Did you stop to think why?

Whoever controls the heir controls the throne.
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Smirkfu sucks his cock twice in one day and the excitement causes him to have a heart attack.
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>>70862975
>Whoever controls the heir controls the throne.
Which is why Cersei has been getting her panties in a twist.

King's Landing (from Cersei's point of view) is full of people trying to take away all the things that she values.
The Faith is taking her power away and Marge is taking her beauty away.

Too bad that in the show, Cersei is a beautiful proud mother who needs no man.
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>>70851083

After getting his wife back, we find him smothered to death beneath her mound. He finally got his virginity taken by his beautiful queen, but lost in the moment and between her pungent folds he forgot the need to breathe. Only until he was gagging on her scent, her thick musk filling his nose and throat did he struggle, while she kept him held beneath her chalice.

The final thing Tommen heard was his queen whispering "D&D writing made me do it."
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>>70854336
WTF is up with his head, it looks.. weird, somehow.
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