Would you go see a film about his life, /tv?/
>>70849704
Only if it was called "The Supreme Gentleman"
any other title could fuck off
>>70849704
As long as this scene is included.
>>70849704
it would need to be a black comedy and not a drama
but then yes, i'd watch
Only if idris will play him
wtf i hate normies now
What for
I'm living it
>Virgin rage the movie
nah I'm good.
>>70849742
>it would need to be a black comedy and not a drama
Written and directed by Joel & Ethan Coen, based on true story, The Supreme Gentleman
Best flick of the year easy, but they might have to change the names of the characters
Would they try to make him sympathetic because of all the bullying?
>>70849740
slut
>>70849851
>Would they try to make him sympathetic because of all the bullying?
What bullying? If you read his manifesto you'd realize that at least 90% of the time it was him instigating shit because of his autism.
>>70849704
Who would be the best actor to play him?
>>70849930
Shia Labeef
>>70849886
"By the ninth grade, Rodger was "increasingly bullied," and he wrote that he "cried by [himself] at school every day".[74] During his time at Crespi Carmelite High, he was bullied by other students. They once taped his head to his desk when he fell asleep.[19][75] According to Rodger, in 2012, "the one friend [he] had in the whole world who truly understood [him]" "blatantly said he didn't want to be friends anymore" without offering him a reason for ending the friendship.[74]
Rodger had a YouTube account and a blog titled "Elliot Rodger's Official Blog", both of which contained posts expressing loneliness and rejection. He wrote that he had been prescribed risperidone but refused to take it, stating, "After researching this medication, I found that it was the absolute wrong thing for me to take.""
"Rodger "wrote that he tried to shove girls at a party over a ten-foot ledge after being mocked but failed," and instead other boys pushed him over it. He said that he "felt a snap in [his] ankle, followed by a stinging pain" and "tried to get away from there as fast as [he] could". Realizing that he left his sunglasses at the party, Rodger returned to retrieve them but the "same people he had tangled with before began mocking him and calling him names, then dragged him into the driveway to beat him up"."
>>70849965
Yeah, he certainly had no role in how he was treated, even though he continually expressed hatred towards people who didn't even interact with him
>>70849704
>HAHAHHAHAH LETS LAUGH AT MENTALLY ILL PEOPLE HAHAHHAHAHAH :D:D:D:D:D:D SO EDGY WE ARE LIKE THE NEW GENERATION :D:D:D:D::D
>>70849965
Read the manifesto. Straight from his own mouth the friend leaving him and the "girls mocking him" were shit he directly started.
I've always thought his life would be great for a 'Curb Your Enthusiasm'-esque comedy where each awkward encounter pushes him closer to the edge.
>>70849704
>no sex scenes
nah
>>70849740
>not killing Samuel
What a failure.
>>70849704
School shooting movies are usually pretty shit so no
Why does someone keep posting a thread about this guy on here when he has nothing to do with tv or film?
Is the guy posting because he is a virgin in his twenties that never had a girlfriend?
>>70850276
His dad was a Hollywood producer and he compared large portions of his life to movies and television.
>>70849965
why is it so funny that there they cite two independent sources for the head taping incident
>>70849704
>a film about his life
why the fuck would anybody make a film of his life?
Bane?
>>70850007
Can you elaborate?
>>70849704
90 minutes of kiked up Hollywood /r9k/?
No thanks.
>>70851226
He was a nut that didn't like people he perceived to be better than him and he would actively go up to them and try to halfassedly berate them. He treated everyone that strayed into his orbit this way and that's why people didn't want to be around him. A couple times in the writing he mentions seeing people looking happy for whatever reason and so he would go and splash his drink on them. Once at park there were people goofing around having a good time completely unaware of him and he drove to Kmart and bought a supersoaker and a gallon of orange juice and went back and sprayed them and ran away. He was fucking retarded.
https://youtu.be/aFfA04JyPEY
What's your favourite Elliot moment, /tv/? Me? I'd choose vanilla latte
>>70849930
Classic Paul Dano could probably pull it off perfectly.
>>70849965
In a way I kinda feel sorry for Rodger, maybe he acted like a cunt as a kid but even cunts can get friends
Can we all agree that Elliott was aesthetically handsome and it was his own rancid personality that kept him a KV?
>>70851391
He was seeing therapists since he was 8, honestly his parents failed him
Would his micropenis be a factor in the film at all?
>>70849740
>>70849965
WTF I hate normies now
>>70849704
Go where? No, I'd download it through a legitimate file sharing website or and watch it at home.
>>70849704
>OP hasn't seen 'We Need to Talk About Kevin' with based Tilda Swinton
>>70851391
Elliott was truly the king of mischief
>>70851391
Based
>>70849704
I don't believe there are people capable of seeing the entire problem in Hollywood. At best he can be a two dimensional villain in CSI episode.
>>70849778
t-this
>>70849704
>they would try to make him out to be the bad guy
>>70849740
Why did he not go for the honor kill?
reminder that he never even tried it with a girl
>>70849740
>while I drive a BMW and get no attention from girls whatsoever
Didn't he turn down a chick and get mad because she dared coming on to him despite not meeting his 10/10 super aryan /pol/tard standards?
>>70851391
>>70853493
>turn down a chick
You have to approach them or talk to them to be rejected. He literally did nothing but show to places wearing expensive clothes or in his car and was then surprised when women didn't throw themselves at him. Guy was fucking retarded.
>>70849704
What are you talking about? The trailer for the movie already exists.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qz5gja7XtYE
>>70849704
i would download it from kickass or piratebay
As long as it's called "The Supreme Gentleman" and we get to hear him raging during the shooting
>Those posts on bb.com where people used to say he seemed like a serial killer
Sometimes you can just tell.
On January 15, 2014, Rodger accused his roommate Cheng Yuan Hong of stealing his candles; he performed a citizen's arrest and called 9-1-1. Hong was charged with petty theft and pleaded guilty to the charge.[80][81] Hong was one of Rodger's stabbing victims.[6]
This will have to be in the movie, otherwise dropped.
>>70849704
No because they SOMEHOW would manage to put interracial propaganda into it.
>>70853607
thats some funny shit right there
>>70849704
Why would i wanna see a movie about some angry sperg?
>>70849930
Idris Elba
>>70854081
Rodgers was based. He was also the product of an interracial relationship.
>>70853938
>Getting roommate lumped with a fucking criminal record over some fucking candles
Jesus Christ, he was such a fucking faggot.
>>70853938
Hong got what he deserved
![maxresdefault[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Q1CjpeH.jpg "maxresdefault[2].jpg")
>>70853938
I AM
>>70851226
Here is everything you need to know
>>70852822
Truly a pioneer of the splash attack
>>70854632
It's super effective!
>get born rich and attractive
>be this autistic and retarded
i'd love to see his parents talk, they must be real pieces of work too
>>70854574
Why are Americans so autistic?
>>70854798
That 4x weakness against social interaction rules him out of tournament play though
>>70854574
>>70854632
I am familiar with his work. I read it every night before bed.
>>70854574
basically it was his own fault he didnt get laid
>>70854574
>>70854632
>>70854863
even if this guy miraculously got a girlfriend, he probably wouldve ended up killing her.
>>70854885
What's your favorite chapter?
>>70854895
I don't know how you could possibly think that anon
Right before it happened, this black guy (who may have been part of the PUA community?) did a video on him. He talked about how obvious it was that he was uncomfortable in his own skin.
I think it was a few days after that video was discussed on misc that he killed people. I wonder if that's what did it to him.
>>70852397
superior version
The Supreme Gentleman's entire existence is really an extended proverb of appreciating what you have.
Dude grew up rich in SoCal and had a hot stepmom that actually wanted to connect with him, but he constantly compared himself to others and he was so fucking privileged he wanted what they had too.
Guy's father really failed him from what I remember reading. Never really seemed to be in his son's life and he did a shitty job of integrating Elliot into his second marriage.
I really think a biopic should be comedically structured like Candide. Just let the ridiculousness of his life flow.
I really want Refn to direct an Eliott Rodger biopic. Grandiloquent autistic speech is how he write dialogue anyway, and he's good at putting onscreen unsettling tension
>>70854922
Ken, I remember that. He said something like "this is definitely someone who watches too much anime." I don't think it's likely that he triggered him in any meaningful way though. I'm pretty sure the manifesto and his plan were at least a couple weeks in the planning.
Hey blonde bitches,
My name is Elliot, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are happy, retarded, bitches who spend every second of their day kissing and making out with lesser men than me. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you bitches ever gotten any supreme gentleman? I mean, I guess it's fun making out with obnoxious guys because of your own insecurities, but you all take that to a whole new level. This is even worse since I am a virgin.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I own a gucci sunglass and I am a sophisticated, polite gentleman, unlike most boys my age. My father is of British descent, and my mother is of Asian descent, so that makes me a Eurasian. I enjoy hiking, exercising, watching sunsets, traveling, cars, fashion, going to nice restaurants, and going to parties. I have traveled all over the world, ever since I was a child. What have you brutes done, other than had sex with girls that should be with me? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot car (I just drove to my fav park; Shit was SO cash). You are all bitches who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my BMW.
>>70849704
Depends on how many jews were in it.
I think it would hit too close to home.
>No one mentioning his love of Sheev and Revenge of the Sith
>>70849704
Honestly, I think it could be a real interesting movie. Give it to Refn and let him work his hipster magic. Could be the next Dalmer.
A film about a rich edge lord rich kid killing people. Sounds like shit.
>>70849704
First part would be a laugh out loud comedy about the delusions of grandeur of a social retard. Then it would slowly turn dark and end with a Heart Of America final.
I could dig it desu, but only if it ends like this:
>Eliot sitting in crashed car
>police sirens in the background
>takes a deep breath
>chugs a jar of sleeping pills
>holds both guns to his head
>camera slowly zooms out
>Baby Blue starts playing
they need gyllenhal to act like this sociopath autist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mu6NKHtLzks
>>70854922
Quiero salsa por favor.
>>70856335
>Baby Blue
>not real human being
>>70849965
>taped his head to his desk when he fell asleep
I lost
It should end with a GTA-style WASTED while the camera spins straight away with him lying on the ground.
>>70850005
GO BEFORE THEY MAKE A REDDIT COMMENT, I'LL HOLD THEM OFF
>>70854958
>>70856335
Also movie should start with him listening to his sister getting a dickin'.
>"Yes, that's me standing there, listening to Samuel ravaging my sister's vagina. This is what my life has turned into. But truth be told, it started way earlier.."
>>70849930
Jesse Eisenberg
I think that one character he plays in all his movies could be good as this character in this movie
Already got the soundtrack sorted
https://youtu.be/-aTLXLhhavQ
>>70856335
>>70856542
/tv/ should write a script and actually film it.
I'm sure there are A LOT of poor """"actors""" who are desperate enough to work for commission on an indiefilm when you can promise them you have are targeting it directly to such a huge audience as 4chan. Just look at that Meme Lover stuff. On top of that, if 4chan knows about it, it would spread like wildfire and news agencies would eat that shit up as "a new low in disturbing internet phenomenons".
The only problem would be, the -admittedly understandable- outrage of families of the victims, but you could get around that stating that the movie clearly makes fun of Elliot and shows him as the bad guy and that by publicly making fun of a character like that you are doing the world a favor and are actually preventing stuff like that happening in the future and blablabla.
Elliot Rodger is proof that being a manlet is a fate worse than death. He was rich, dressed well, and had an aesthetically pleasing face but no woman wanted anything to do with him cause he was a fucking midget.
>>70857246
I like the way Chrissy Velaz thinks.
>>70857246
he was mentally ill creep, a legit autist. nothing to do with being short.
>>70857246
>have trait X
>have no gf
>want to convince people (and myself) that X is the only reason why I can't get a gf
>go to twitter
>filter for "I hate guys with X"
>obviously get multiple results because you've searched the entirity of twitter
>post screencap of results on Peruvian birdspotting board
>?????????????
>win argument with other neckbeards
>>70854632
>wooden practice sword
>>70854632
>cryinginmyskin.jpg
>>70854915
Well he was right about women, but he still failed at everything, including taking out the people he hated
>>70857246
>tfw 5.85'
notbad
>>70849704
Fuck no, I read that little faggot's "manifesto" right after his failed virgin rage massacre, and he was absolutely fucking pathetic down to his bones. I'd only watch a movie about this guy if it was a comedy making fun of how idiotic and embarrassing his life was. lol @ dying a virgin.
>>70849740
>>70857246
Did you even read his manifesto? He had no fucking clue how to interact with women. That's the reason he didn't get any pussy. He was insanely scared of women. His fear later grew into hate, but it was still evident that he died being petrified of women
I, along with like half of /tv/, am writing a script for it now. Won't be meme heavy, but it will portray him in a positive light. It'll be like one of the American Pie movies and I'll really try and cover as many of his wacky antics as I can.
>>70857327
Genetic selection at work
You need to be the most alpha of alpha asians to marry a white girl, but any white man can get an asian wife
>>70852354
You must have really low standards to find him attractive.
>>70857246
>short people should be hung
Jeez these girls are mentally ill
>>70849704
new post headline please.
>>70858124
sorry new york post headline please.
>>70849704
If I wanted to watch a twisted representation and characterization of a truly fascinating spectacle I would just watch Blood on the Blackboard
http://youtu.be/-txtg-2V0W8
>>70855261
get ryan gosling to play elliot to complete the autism trilogy
>>70857911
>people here unironically sympathize with this guy
>>70858558
thats just r9k
because you can't DODGE
THE
RODGE
>>70857911
JLAW BTFO
I actually made a movie loosely inspired by the life of Elliot Rodger. It is called "Belarusian Psycho".
https://vimeo.com/149926462
http://www.filmfestival-goeast.de/en/film/3320/BELARUSIAN%20PSYCHO
It is been screened at film festivals for now, and will probably be online in November.
>>70849704
He'd be played by Paul Dano
Directed by
A. Gus Van Sant
B. The guy who did all about lili chouchou
C. ...
Somehow I think it should be directed by a Japanese guy. Or maybe a Korean guy.
leave psycho kino to me
this guy was something else
im a 30 something virgin and havent thought about killing anyone at all
haha
Is this what it is supposed to be?
https://youtu.be/aFfA04JyPEY?t=1m46s
Pure Kino.
>>70849930
Michael Cera
>>70853575
That usually works for me and I don't have a nice car and clothes
>>70849704
You could make a very good film around him if you sell it as a high school romantic comedy about somebody trying to get laid and it ends with him becoming a school shooter
>>70859769
I'LL BE YOUR FATHER FIGURE
>>70857327
>Kelly Baltazar
Why the fuck would a rich girl get face-fucked to the point where she'd retch?
>>70854957
Why did he post his real picture as his avatar and use his real name as a handle?
>>70860118
He actually had a different account that had his World of warcraft name
>>70854958
THIS
The autist half-breed had better clothes than I ever had at that age and drove a luxury car. He's more attractive-looking than me and never had to work his but off at delivering pizzas to pay for college. He was privileged as fuck and the only reason why he didn't get laid was because he thought he was a special wallflower that felt girls should flock to.
Protip: Girls like a confident and assertive guy even if he's 5/10. I fucked legitimate 9's and 10's when I went to Ocean City, MD with my buddies back in college because I worked out and had a positive attitude.
It didn't help that this guy had inner demons about his Asian ancestry and actively denied it. My roommate Sung was a Korean dude who dated hot white and Latina girls all the time. Even Asian guys have game so long as they develop it. Rodger didn't because he was crippled with mental issues and social awkwardness because of his mom coddling him and his dad not doing his damned job.
>>70854201
>Rodgers was based.
He was a literal subhuman.
>He was also the product of an interracial relationship.
It's almost like that's the first thing the text in my picture says.
>>70849930
our boy dane, of course
>>70859769
even the normies love elliot why did he have to become an shooter and an hero he couldve been huge on youtube I want more videos reeeeeeeeeeee
>>70859822
Earlier incidents
In July 2011, Rodger followed a couple he was jealous of out of a Starbucks in Goleta and threw coffee on them. In a later incident, he splashed his latte on two girls sitting at a bus stop in Isla Vista for not paying attention to him. In July 2012, Rodger purchased a Super Soaker, filled it with orange juice, and used it to spray a group playing kickball at Girsh Park.
Referring to an incident that occurred on July 20, 2013, Rodger "wrote that he tried to shove girls at a party over a ten-foot ledge after being mocked but failed," and instead other boys pushed him over it. He said that he "felt a snap in [his] ankle, followed by a stinging pain" and "tried to get away from there as fast as [he] could". Realizing that he left his sunglasses at the party, Rodger returned to retrieve them but the "same people he had tangled with before began mocking him and calling him names, then dragged him into the driveway to beat him up". One of Rodger's neighbors said that "he saw Rodger come home, crying" and said that Rodger claimed that he was going to kill the men involved, and "kill myself". Rodger told investigating officers that he had been assaulted, but they determined that he might have been the aggressor. He wrote in his manifesto that the incident was the final trigger for his planning of the attack.
>>70854958
are you seriously posting a picture from Sakamoto, possibly the most reddit anime ever conceived? You've even got the fucking CR logo in there, please tell me this is ironic
>>70859962
>>70859769
>>70860373
the video was meant to start at 1:46, skip there and watch until 1:55
pure kino
>>70860429
he deserved it, what a fucking retard
>>70860429
He sounds like the biggest fucking pussy. Don't talk shit if you can't back it up. He deserved to get rekt
>>70849965
taping his head is pretty normal shit in school or highschool. worse things happen and even not to betas
the other time, he was trying to shove the girls first, and after all that he returned for his glasses??
elliot was delusional faggot, who thought, and also literally said that hes the true top alpha
so if you dont fall on your knees and start sucking his dick its understandable why hes going to shoot you?
>>70859769
>Hold on, a car
>>70849704
Only if they use the same Crisis Actor.
Don't believe me?
Look around the eyes of 'Peter Rodger', they guy on the right. He is wearing a latex mask.
100% busted.
>>70860495
1:50 makes me very sad :/
>>70849930
clearly that We Need To Talk About Kevin actor
>>70854574
I don't even think he soaked those people with his water gun or spilled his drink on them, he's too much of a beta.
He was so obsessed with being the center of attention that he even lied in his own diary.
>>70854574
im hooked
cont.?
>>70859539
Though their body counts and MO are different I do feel they share internal connection.
They are both rich and lost. They try to impress people with status symbols. They talk on and on about some pop culture references.
Bateman is more determined in killing. It looks like Elliot is an immature version of him.
>>70860708
That I believe.
>>70854842
i thought he was british born
>>70852969
>I don't believe there are people capable of seeing the entire problem in Hollywood
Do you think Japanese directors see it?
With their issue movies such as Battle Royale, Nobody Knows and Suicide Circle???
>>70851706
I think the 'such an injustice' and 'not fair' tap deeper into his psyche.
He was a rich kid and entitled as fuck, except with women.
Just Googled his height and it was somewhere around 5'8 or 5'9 (1.72 to 1.75 meters).
Manlets don't get no love.
>tfw 6'3
>tfw i have a european gf
>>70854915
He was like an anime villain. Its impressive how autistic and out of touch with reality he was.
>>70858889
I was thinking about something similar to Blink Ring
>>70853607
Classic Elliot.
This his dad will produce/direct and his sister and her boyfriend will cameo?
Can't be any worse than the new Ghostbusters.
*Shot on location in Isla Vista*
https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/1173808-elliot-rodger-manifesto.html
Who would you pick for the lead? An interesting angle like Manny Pacqaio would make this an instant hit.
>>70854957
Should have read the thread before Googling his height I guess. Derp.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qz5gja7XtYE
Would they make an Asian American Anti discrimination movement around such a movie?
>>70853493
He gives beamer owners a bad rep
Do you guys think his parents especially his mom who had to bare his crying over the phone when he was at college are glad hes dead?
>>70861509
Dano.
>>70857246
I'm 5'8 and do fine for myself. I guess I'm not an autistic sperg though, so that might be part of it.
![Asa_Butterfield_at_TIFF_2014_portrait[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zSSgPii.jpg "Asa_Butterfield_at_TIFF_2014_portrait[1].jpg")
>>70849704
I don't think it should be made honestly. If done right by Scorsese and starring Asa Butterfield, it could be the next Taxi Driver and make some looney in 4chan try to assassinate our next President Donald Trump or inspire a slew of copycat, "boo-hoo girls don't like me" killings just like a bunch of white trash copycats did the same thing after watching Natural Born Killers on meth. I don't need anymore alienated, loser virgin teens shooting up innocent people especially over a movie.
>>70851706
he literally sounds like patrick bateman lel
>>70862563
I think it should be made into a didactic public message movie about how no one should be left alone and no Asian American man should hate himself
>>70858463
Did the person filming have Tourettes?
https://youtu.be/wHfo8zwYFUo
>>70862679
>>70862736
I am sure he had heard enough public messages and none of them got to him.
But I think if he has ever had seen American Psycho, it would make him realize how stupid it is.
That's what I believe
>>70851706
I thought watch mojo was about movies
>>70856335
>record scratch
>yep thats me, you probably wonder how I ended up here
>>70862972
I thought the same thing about /tv/
>>70851706
he literally acted like emo-spiderman
>>70854574
>I had to stumble, and stumble I did
>>70863310
>emo
>because of his hair
he didn't act like an emo at all though
maybe when he fucked that bouncer up for daring to rain on his spider parade, but before that? no way
>>70854957
>5'9''
anyone have a torrent with all his videos ? can't find them anywhere.
>>70861355
take your stinking paws off our women, you damn dirty ape
>The first episode of my favorite television series of all time, Game of Thrones, was r
eleased in April. I
watched it with profound excitement.
Being a fan of the books, this was a very
anticipated event for me.
Seeing all of the characters that I knew so well on the television screen was spectacular. The show
exceeded all of my expectations
. Each week I looked forward to the next episode, and each episode
gave me a small hint of joy in my otherwise bleak life.
it's for the best that he died when he did, seeing where this shitty show went would only have made things worse
>>70863310
>he literally acted like emo-spiderman
Holy fuck my sides. This is the best summery of Elliot I have ever read.
>>70857327
>Dean Cain
At least put someone cooler like Brandon Lee or something. Fucking Dean Cain??
>>70852397
This would be the point where he breaks and the movie turns from a comedy to horror. This is the absolute last straw. In a previous scene near the beginning we set up that he measured his penis and finds out he has a slightly above average size penis of 4 inches. This gives him a boost of confidence which sets up an hilarious >>70863310 scene.
Later in the movie (after a lot of mishaps and comic attempts at picking up ladies by looking at them from a distance and then throwing coffee at them when they don't approach him) he returns home furious and opens his computer.
At first, we only see his face
Then we see the screen
>average being around 5.5 inches
>5.5 inches
We see a vain growing on his forehead
Short transparant flashes of nude pictures of his fathers girlfriend and his sister getting fucked by Samuel, overlay a anger filled dead stare. Then a subtle grin.
Break to black.
>>70866652
love it. maybe add an angry tear when he finds out he has a tiny wiener. Maybe even throw in a scene of him looking inside the front of his pants and crying
>>70849965
He is a villain only because he killed other people
If he had only suicided, everything in his life would have been just a tragedy and probably he would have end on some shitty pearl jam song like jeremy or something
this is like some taxi driver tier shit
i'm sympathizer with him because of his struggles, but not because of what he did
>>70859175
haha really
that is so funny
me too anon hehe
probably this guy was insane or something haha
>>70849740
Was she his full sister or his half-sister?
>>70866882
>his struggles
What struggles? Because he couldnt get a girl? Maybe if he would have stopped blaming others for his short comings and started taking responsibility for himself, his life would have changed for the better.
Also his mindset and perception of what he thought it took to get a girl, like a bmw etc. was all fucked up. If anything society is at fault for putting that shit in his head.
>>70860708
this is some american psycho tier writing
>>70856542
*Record scratch*
*Freeze frame*
Yep that's me, listening to my sister being ravaged by Samuel. You're probably wondering how I got here, well we have to go waaaaaaaay back for that.
>>70867304
I don't know anon, it's just a feeling
>after a 140 page manifesto he only killed 4 beta gooks, a 6/10 and a fattie
he was pathetic til the very end
>>70857327
>It's a racebait thread episode
Never change /tv/, never change.
>>70866841
I feel like there should be a lot of anger in this scene too, like him breaking shit or something like that.
>>70860535
But he did back it up you tard, he shot a bunch of people
>>70862563
>just like a bunch of white trash copycats did the same thing after watching Natural Born Killers on meth.
That's not a very nice way to speak about the dynamic duo!
>>70849740
Well, good grief Elliott, look at your sister. She's a 6/10 at best. If you aimed low like Sam there, you'd also be smelling like pussy.
>>70863310
Couldn't have said it better
>>70857246
>tfw best mate is 5'6 and girls throw themselves at him
Wtf? I do alright but damn it's insane how often random girls hit on him
>>70854800
His dad blamed it on a lack of gun control in the USA.
>>70869741
you serious?(i wouldn't be surprised, his dad sounds like one of those retards that doesn't want to take care of kids but goes around having them anyways to look the part)
>>70854863
This is comedy gold. What a fucking retard.
>>70856539
HOLD THA DOOR
HODOR :DDD
HODOR
AHAhhah!! ...
The guy from Nathan for you could play him well.
Kinda look the same and they have a similar type of autism.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIyD7O_baYo
is this his dad acting the part?
>>70853607
With a little re-working, this could be "American Psycho" with Bateman as a beta.
>>70860484
>>70849704
HELL YES, MY MAN!
anyone got what he wrote about his experience with the black guy? that was amusing
>>70849727
>Not "Rage of the Virgin"
>>70849740
imagine the horror of hearing your sister moan while some chad is PLUNGING his penis into her vagina
seriously
HOW do people have sex? how does it happen? do women just decide and greenlight it when they feel like it? what constitutes "feeling like it". how do they make that decision? at times I feel like they don't like any guy around them, yet everyone is fucking
HOW?
>>70849930
ezra miller, but then "we need to talk about kevin" shares the same premise
>>70849930
>>70854081
>Jewish
>white
>>70873325
lol nigger, I've had to be in the same house while my brother was fucking the girl i was in love with and i was still a virgin. i never went around murdering people, i just realized that i'd made some terrible decisions and started living in ways where those terrible decisions wouldn't be made anymore. the dude was fucking autistic, much like you're pretending to be. life isn't fair, you're not owed anything. if you get yourself into shitty situations, it's your responsibility to get yourself out. nobody's looking out for you. figure it out on your own. don't be like this faggot and try to shoot up a sorority because you're so fucking creepy no woman will touch you. take a good hard look at yourself and realize that you're a disgusting freak and just go fucking find other disgusting freaks. THAT'S HOW YOU GET LAID.
>>70873647
>>70862563
yee boi
>>70870512
Ahaajaha
>>70874121
goback2reddit
>>70874121
lol i'm not even near him
i'm above average in looks with decent social skills
still a no gf virgin at 22
>>70875616
Lower your standards and bang some girl at a bar
I just solved 50% of your problems
>>70875339
i will when i'm done epic trolling the 4chan
>>70875710
i just want a gf that is more than a 5/10 :(
i'm sick of prudish 5/10's and below eyeing me out throughout my life
i'm not interested in several months of relationship just so i could get some low quality sex
>>70875854
>wahhh i don't wanna fuck 5/10s i deserve more
suck it up faggot anything better
>>70876145
*you're not getting
>>70864727
Imagine if he lived to see the Sneks
>>70876069
Good times were had with the media
This was the beginning of meme magic. /r9k/ willed this freak into existence. He's ridiculously accurate in everything that relates to that board
>>70854915
Jesus this is Michael Scott level of lack of self-awareness
So glad I'm dying a virgin.
>>70877938
I think it's time that English had an actual antonym for self-awareness.
How does self-obliviousness sound?
>>70878849
Already exists - delusion.
![1457036600584[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/kQxSOKh.jpg "1457036600584[1].jpg")
Would you go to the midnight premiere of a film about his life?
