I choose violence.
I choose not to watch this shitty show
I choose Melisandre.
>>70846277
Patrician choice
>>70846244
I choose Bane
>>70846244
Why doesnt she simply use her robot to kill everyone in Highcept?
>>70846244
>yellow subtitles it is as if i returned to the 90's
You should have punched Loras in the cock when you had the chance
>>70846244
Ugh, you don't get to choose.
>>70846461
Is he wearing a watch?
>>70847238its a shoop you fool
>>70847238
It's a shoop, anon.
>>70846244
WoW i was disapointed by budget cuts this season but then i saw this show follows just 8 million people in the US, evryone else download it illegaly, no wonder its so shitty...
>>70848090
>WoW
How did we get to this point. I used to rate GoT like 5 tiers higher than TWD. Episode 8 was so fucking terrible that GoT got degraded to one of those shows that I probably don't even bother watching anymore. I stopped watching TWD because it was shit.
This is like Mass Effect/Dragon Age levels of fuckup where you think the first one was pretty good and then everything after that is just the creators rubbing it into your face that it's going to get worse with every sequel.
>>70848145
whats mass effect/dragon age?
>>70846244
dumb cunt. she was so fuckable up to season 4 episode 10 season 5 onward she looks like a decrepit hag
>>70848135
>wew
>>70848156
Top tier games, story wise, then they fired writers and made sequels that made no sense or whatsoever
>>70846258
Yet you post in the threads
>>70848403
He is just spreading words of wisdom, we idiots who are hooked from season one when it was good will stay and watch how it unravels, but any new guy considering geting into it should be warned, thats fair!
>>70847238
>Being this retarded
>>70846244
> they put this in the trailers
>I naively think it'll be a cool scene
>robert strong just murders a guy and the rest run away
>>70848661
When D&D got books Tyrion was evryones favorite character from his dialogues you concluded that he is very intelligent and eloquent.
In season six they dont have books so now he is local drunkard "YO let me tell you guise a joke kek"
>>70846386
Great point well-made.
>>70848715
>clegor finally kills someone
>one
>fucking
>guy
so disappoint
Why do D&D hate Radmund?
>I choose violence
Stupid as fuck. It should have gone like this:
>Lancel: Tell your man to move aside...or there will be violence.
>Cersei: Yes, there will be.
>>70846386
Jaime offers to clean house at the Sept and she refuses based on the Trial by Combat thing.
Which seems valid to the audience.
UNTIL we find out that the king has the power to just revoke that ancient tradition, and the king was and is under the effective control of the High Sparrow.
Cersei would have known that all this was possible, even though we didn't.
So Cersei SHOULD have let Jaime's men kill them all, AND killed Kevan (now that Jaime is out of the KG he should control Lannister forces) and THEN face Trial by combat for the whole thing and be done with it.
But she sat on her ass, and now she's gonna have to use wildfire.
>>70850062
>or there will be violence.
>Yes, there will be.
You're retarded
>>70850064
Abolishing trial by combat is retarded. Even if the king has such authority the faith should never advocate it. It is a tradition from the days of the andal invasion. Which was a holy war. And the faith at it's core believes that the gods give victory to the just.
Anyway, they only banned trial by combat but trial of seven is still allowed and since cercei is royalty she can demand that
>>70846258
I was a famous kisser. Did someone say shit?
>>70850091
Yes, you will be.
>>70850178
>the faith should never advocate it
why would they not advocate a system which gives them ultimate power over all trials?
before this wasn't it solely in the hands of the king to decide what happens?
>>70850246
No it was in the hands of the accused.
I think it might be up to the accuser to choose weather champions are used or not. I'm not sure. They seemed to be the case in tyrions first trial at least.
Because the high sparrow is supposed to be advocating going back to the roots of the faith. Trial by combat is probably among the very first traditions
>>70846244
I choose autism.
>>70848270
Dragon Age: Inquistion is overall pretty great, as long as you don't get triggered by the fact there exists a minor character who is trans (if you ask about it) and one of your companions is an ugly lesbian, who is pretty funny.
>>70848715
>>70849970
Same. I thought shit was going to get fucked up. But... nothing happens.
>>70850062
Nope. Original line is better.
I choose gabagool
>>70850178
>Anyway, they only banned trial by combat but trial of seven is still allowed
Trial by Combat is a simplified version of the Trial of the the Seven. Banning one should ban the other.
But considering it's the show, who knows.
>>70849970
Makes me glad I decided not to watch the trailers.
Faith Militant storyline is so terrible I'm rooting for Cersei, Mountain and Qyburn to burn them all. It's incredible that I'm siding with Cersei for the first time in show history. I hope all the Tyrells get whacked as well.
>>70850589
Not Exactly. They banned the modification not the original. If They had done it the other way around then yeah trial by combat would have been banned at the same time.
>>70850653
It's normal for you to side with Cersei considering the show did everything they could so you could pity her rather than hate her.
Show Cersei is not as paranoid about Maggy the Frog's prediction. Show Cersei did not murder her own friend to keep the prediction a secret and because she liked her brother.
Show Cersei didn't become a destructive drunkard slob obsessed with absolute control who thinks she's way smarter than she actually is.
Show Cersei didn't react at all to her child and father dying.
>>70847238
Littlefinger wears a wrist mounted sun dial, you didnt know?
>>70850764
>Show Cersei didn't become a destructive drunkard slob obsessed with absolute control who thinks she's way smarter than she actually is.
what did he mean by this?
it's basically how Cersei does act in the show
I choose dubs
>>70850815
>>70846244
THIS IS VIOLENCE NOW
>>70850764
No dude, the main reason (99%) I'm siding with her is because of Mountain, because he's one of the few cool characters in the show.
>>70850815
>>70850835
yeah, whatever, amateurs
>>70846258
me after I realized it WAS arya
>>70850798
You have no idea how drunk, a total slut and Aerys-level fire-staring she becomes.
She names a young prettyboy Master of Ships and tasks him with rebuilding the fleet. Because he's pretty. He builds the ships! And then takes them and the remaining money and flees King's Landing.
She dykes it up with a horrendously obvious spy who pretends to be a highborn Lady friend of hers.
She fucks half of the Kingsguard to entrap Margaery for sluttery, without realizing the people she fucked aren't going to be slaves to her cunt and might not enjoy being under the Faith's scrutiny.
>>70846277
Winnar!
>>70850450
>Dragon Age: Inquistion is overall pretty great
Literally kill yourself.
>>70850450
DAI was boooooooooooooooooooriiiiiiiiiiinggggggggggggggggggggg
>>70850877
>>70850877
Nice.
So how literally retarded are the faith militant?
>peasants in robes
>wielding fucking wooden clubs
>staring down a towering monster covered in plate armor
>better threaten and attack him to show them who's boss!
At least that one guy had an armor piercing weapon, for all the good that did.
Who else /Team Cersei/ here?
I mean sure, she did some fucked up stuff the previous seasons.
But if you just look at this season, she's extremely likable.
Cersei, Qyburn and Ser Robert are bretty based tbqh.
>>70851234
My hate for the sept is too great. I have never been pro-cersei until now.
...Although ideally her plan to kill them all also results in her death, or Jaime getting so pissed he drops the bad pussy and fucks that muscular vulva of Tarth
>>70850764
I just had to wiki the killing her friend part. Where was that implied in the book? I don't remember maggie the frog telling her she would die that night, or it being implied that Cersei would kill her. Was it preview stuff? Because I haven't read anything other than Valyrian Steel Armor.
>>70851234
ive been rooting for the lannisters from day 1
the only lannister i despise is the normie whisperer (tyrion)
>tfw joffrey died
>tfw tywin died
>tfw kevan will die
>tfw dont know if jaime and cersei will survive
>>70851224
The Faith Militant is supposed to be comprised of both the Poor Fellows, who we see in the show, and the Warrior's Sons. It is obviously inspired by Crusaders, where you had heavy knights and robed zealots.
>>70851234
>Cersei, Qyburn and Ser Robert are bretty based tbqh.
>My hate for the sept is too great. I have never been pro-cersei until now.
I agree with these opinions. Up until this season Cersei was my most hated character, but the faith are really shitting me. This season hasalso done a good job of making me feel sorry for her, and I was laughing in glee when Frankenmountain BTFO'd the sparrows.
>>70851275
>I don't remember maggie the frog telling her she would die that night
Use the proper wiki because the quote is right there.
"Melara: Will I marry Jaime?
Maggy: Not Jaime, nor any other man, Worms will have your maidenhead. Your death is here tonight, little one. Can you smell her breath? She is very close"
Cersei tells Taena that Melara "fell in a well" and drowned. Add 1 and 1.
>>70851298
The show only has the Poor Fellows though.
>>70851298
It'd be cool if there were some actual crusader-type members of the FM. Then it would make sense for them to have such a stranglehold over the powers that be.
>>70850062
>Cersei: Yes, there will be.
this is even cringier than the original
>>70851326
I know, I just said I had to check the wiki. All I asked was if it was in a preview chapter, because I don't remember that part at all.
>>70851350
So you're so knightly figures should be apart of this like...Sandor Clegane?
>>70850062
>Lancel: Tell your man to move aside...or there will be violence.
>Cersei: FOR YOU
Will Jaime still want the puss after she nukes King's Landing?
>>70851374
Oh, no. It was only heavily implied.
Cersei really is the evil twin. Jaime becomes a decent guy as soon as he's outside her influence.
>>70851375
Like anybody with real weapons and armor making their terrorism and authority believable. Though I guess that can be partly put down to Tommen being gutless.
>>70851350
>plate
>great helm
My autism is flaring up something fierce
>>70851350
Lancel is a warrior's son (sword) in the books seeing as he is an anointed knight even if he gave up his titles other titles and inheritance, not a poor fellow (star)
>>70851375
Lancel and other knights should be.
And they should be wearing armor and swords, not potato bags and sticks.
>>70851380
They might make that the catalyst for the shift in the way he views her. Seeing as jaime killed his king and signed away his good name to stop just that.
>>70851346
I know, just explaining that they are more diverse in the book.
>>70851350
It is pretty clear in the book how much support they have from the common folk, and how much they outnumber everyone else. Not to mention how obvious it is that any action taken directly against them would be disastrous.
They weren't even appointed, as in the show. Cersei had the previous High Septon killed because he was appointed during Tyrion's rule as Hand, and thought he was one of his 'creatures'. The Sparrow movement then swept in and appointed the High Sparrow without the Crown's consent.
>>70850062
tell yer mum to move aside or ill smack the gobshit out of her head
>>70851496
They're also not particulary anti-gay or anti-anything. They are shown to stand for the smallfolk, the common people, seeing how the War of the Five Kings absolutely ruined them with all the drafted men, burnt fields, pillaged villages, etc.
They really don't come across as any sort of insane fanatics.
>>70846244
I prefer the cello.
>>70846258
first post, best post.
>>70851545
>They're also not particulary anti-gay or anti-anything
They literally plucked Loras off the streets, interrogated, imprisoned and tortured him for god knows how long explicitly because of allegations that he's a homo, which offends their religion.
I'm looking forward to Cersei and Qyburn nuking them..
>>70851628
They don't imprison Loras in the book, Loras is in the Kingsguard, and goes off to take Dragonstone where he supposedly gets horribly injured by hot oil during the attack. They don't make a big deal about fags at all really in the book, versus the show trying to make them look like fucking ISIS.
>>70848270
Why do people hate Mass Effect 2 so much? Yeah, thermal clips suck but at least they're everywhere and I love places like Omega and Illium
>>70851628
Loras in the books is a rather romantic ideal of a knight, even though he's a little too cocky (Jaime sees his young self in him).
Renly's death shakes him to the core and he never seems to recover, angry that people are so quick to forget about him.
While he says something like "when the sun has set no candle can replace it".
He joins the Kingsguard because he knows love is over for him.
Also because he's not the only heir to the Tyrells, since he has an older brother.
>>70851688
Ah right I didn't realize you were referring to the books. I wish they hadn't gone full retard in the show with his story compared to the books.
>>70850780
So that's why he's so late to join the fray, his watch is still set to King's Landing time.
>>70852147
>sun dial
>set to another time zone
r u retarted
I choose violence.
>>70846258
And so his watch has ended.
>>70851350
In the books, there used to be an order of knights comparable to crusaders. They existed separately from the FM. They were outlawed, though, and Cersei didn't resurrect the order.
>>70846348
What happens when I don't abide to the high sparrow's request?
>>70851587
>>70846244
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydRAb9cwHnA
>>70848090
>2016 average is ~7.5
and they still have budget cuts???
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