The Hedge Knight edition
>>70838703
Azor Jon
>>70840299
>he's back
Bradamante's gonna get triggered
>>70840299
I see Dunk spent a winter in Eleum Loyce
>>70840322
I like how she looks around all "look at these bitch ass niggas"
>>70840335
don't do this to me anon thats too much nostalgia
>season 6 ends with a parallel shot of arya and dany sailing to westeros
FROM THE DUSTY MESA
>>70840299
First for Ser Duncan greatest knight in Westeros
>>70840373
well that's almost how season 4 ended with Tyrion and Arya heading to Essos
wouldn't put it past them
but i believe season 6 ends on a destructive note- the destruction of king's landing, and the falling of the Wall.
>the cast of Deadwood are at camp, showering Sandor with gifts and the songs of their people
>The Hound smiles, enjoying this valuable cultural experience
>a cry is heard in the distance
>suddenly, the camera pans to the thundering stampede of a thousand men on horses
>we see Lady Stoneheart driving the men to fight by cracking a flaming whip
>"FORM RANKS, YOU DOGS"
>in the distance, peasant women and children are burning, the soundtrack a high screaming wail
>"TAKE THE WOMEN FOR OUR THRALLS," Stoneheart shouts, "FEED THE BABES TO THE FIRES"
>"Yes," cries Thoros, "R'hllor hungers!"
>Sandor looks on, his burned face grief-stricken
>"Many Faced God save us," the Hound whispers, "she's even making the women and children pay the Iron price!"
>and who, are you...
>>70840335
That's a frog helmet.
>>70840420
this fucking meme always gets me laffing for some reason
Can they please just put GOT on hold for a few years, and give us DnE, by the time their done at least the TWOW would be out
>>70840401
Dunk the Lunk is no knight, he's a fraud who is responsible for Baelor Breakspear's death and the fall of the Targaryen Dynasty.
>tee hee hee hee
we're not done discussing this.....
OOOHHHH SHIT
>>70840420
Jack black?
Reminder that Preston is our boi, and if you don't like him you need to get back to westeros.org or /r/gameofthrones, or tumblr, or wherever.
who 2cool4/got/ and post exclusively in non general threads?
>>70840434
benjen is going to make a paste out of her and feed it to Bran
>>70840351
And the "most reddit post of the day" award goes to...
*drumroll*
>>70840436
Meaker killed Bealor and it was almost def, Bran or BR fault,
Dunk did nothing wrong!!'
>>70840446
I think she was just faking a laugh ftom being nervous.
>>70840478
only showfags do this
>>70840468
Only redditor normie fags like preston
>>70840495
(You)
>>70840495
Reddit hates Preston
>>70840426
Hedge knight in borrowed armor unsetting the king.... ring any bells frogfu lover?
>>70840484
Reminder that the Red Widow totally ditched her Lannister husband to track down Dunk and fuck him. I can see where Tywin/Tyrion/Jaime/Cersei got the cuckness from.
>>70840454
I think the shot in the trailer of him screaming with his sword out isn't during the battle at all but him running at Melly after finding out about Shireen
anyone else?
>>70840468
The things Preston has made up about this series are honestly sometimes more interesting than whats in the books.
reminder that Preston is literally Larry 2.0, in terms of what he is to /got/ as a youtuber cult icon
how many of you here post on freefolk and westeros
>>70840522
Dunk the BASED first of his name
>>70840454
The fuck's he gonna do though, really?
We know he's at the battle, so then what? Assuming he lives, he's going to kill Mel?
I mean I know the books aren't much of a guide anymore, but presumably she's able to detect that? The books say she always checks for threats to herself and is good at it.
>>70840539
Reminder that 85+% of /got/ doesn't know who larry is.
LEAKED
I hope we see The Mountain splitting some skulls in the next ep. I don't even care whose skulls at this point but it's a huge cocktease.
>>70840548
He's going to cry and report this to jon like the pathetic faggot he's
>>70840555
otaaaakuuu assssemble
;_;
>>70840532
He's practically writing a 'perpendicular' novel. A parallel novel is a novel featuring usually minor characters from an extant novel, following events either only alluded to or not featured at all in that novel, eg Peter Carey's Jack Maggs and Dickens' Great Expectations.
But Preston is writing a novel featuring all the same characters and events, but radically different meanings and motivations. At some point they'd diverge, but they're perfectly 'perpendicular' through books 1-5.
He should really just re-skin the characters and placenames and use his own ideas.
Reminder Stannis is both alive and the Rightful King of Westeros
>>70840468
This faggot's youtube channel is neither insightful nor entertaining. I'll never understand the appeal.
>>70840579
thought that was a unicorn for a second
I want some Skagos shit already
we can have /asoiaf/ general around the year right?
+/asoiaf/
no
reported
>>70840539
except larry was actually based and preston is an autistic faggot
>>70840529
pic?
>>70840622
>>70840396
The war was lost. The treaty signed. I was not cucked ...
>>70840640
we'll likely move to /lit/ or /tg/
>>70840492
I thought we are all showfags at this point
>>70840623
k don't watch then
>10 minutes with Ros
>1 hour with Mira
>1 day with Sansa actress
>1 week with Melisandre
>1 month with Margaery
>1 year with Missandei
>1 winter with Dany
which do you pick?
>>70840520
I see
>>70840640
no, mods delete that shit
>>70840667
>/tg/
How? Does the universe have a board game?
>>70840677
Who is Duncan?
>>70840703
cyvasse
>>70840539
prestonfags are quickly becoming more obnoxious than jonautists and stannisfags, hell you're even more obnoxious than the jonsa autist
>>70840690
>Mira
showfag, pls
>>70840690
my whole life with Walda Frey
>>70840690
1 winter with Dany
>>70840468
>>70840299
>frog helm
Why would he wear a jousting helmet while traveling?
>>70840667
>move to /lit/
I do not foresee this working out.
>>70840727
she'll eat your supplies in the first hour
>>70840640
go to /lit/
oh wait
>>70840690
Dany she is forever horney af in her POV, no chance of unwanted kids
>>70840685
don't tell me what to do
>>70840690
1 week with melisandre
>>70840690
1 second with Stannis
>>70840731
m8 please I'm the one who makes those.
>>70840690
1 year with Missandei easily. I'd tour the Free Cities with her. She may be a slave, but she's educated, she's pretty and I'd get to be with her a long time.
>tfw no Cersei option
>>70840703
cyvasse
and outside of the universe, there are campaign and roleplay games.
But mostly /tg/ because /tg/ is the place for nerdy pop cultural niches, they have a Star Wars general and an Elder Scrolls general where they mostly discuss lore autistically
>>70840690
>mira
s m h
>>70840690
A whole winter breeding Dany, what more could be asked?
>>70840741
I don't mind some qt little khalesie gut
>>70840690
does least amount of time signify desirability? cus you got your shit all mixed up
>>70840762
Really? Thanks their usually pretty funny
>>70840792
>breeding
>dany
come on now
>>70840690
Whole winter with season 1/2 Dany.
>>70840739
>>70840743
/lit/ does have some pretty good ASOIAF related threads occasionally, but every time an eternal general has tried to go there it hasn't worked
basically we'd need a slow transition and not be too obvious that we're settling a general, and it would work
>>70840820
>implying I'm not a dragon
>>70840731
found the preston fag
>>70840758
Nth for this
>>70840690
margaery is the objectively correct answer
>>70840777
1 summer withjojo
>>70840299
El topo?
>>70840690
What kind of fucking stupid question is this? Either a year with Missandei or a Winter with Dany.
>>70840843
she's too busy reading her bible to get into bed with you
>>70840866
retard she's not actually brainwashed, didn't you watch the episode with the rose drawing?
>>70840863
What a pretentious peice of shit that was
>>70840866
Desire isn't necessary, only patience.
>>70840866
>he fell for something the audience isn't supposed to fall for
>>70840468
Preston is awesome. Only Chad Summerfags think otherwise.
>>70840690
1 day with sophie
>>70840690
1 Month with Cersei while looking like Jaime. She'd literally never get off my dick.
>>70840900
I liked the first half with the four gunmen. It would be cool if they just remade that part as an actually movie and not a psychedelic fever dream.
>>70840690
1 minute with Rana
>>70840962
>it would be
but it isn't, it's garbage
>>70841003
why do you have such a hate boner for it?
>>70841061
gb2fr
>>70841042
Wrong thread bud, but I dislike the director a lot. Wrong thread tho so lst reply on this sry.
>>70841061
i too, browse reddit
>>70841079
what do you have against the director?
>>70841003
w/e bro
>>70841042
He was the little naked boy. Alejandro Jodorowsky probably fucked him in the butt.
>>70841061
Tormunds going to beat him to death with his own hand while yelling.
Stop hitting yourself
>>70841098
How new are you?
Would you rather get hooked on Milk of the Poppy or Shade of the Evening?
>>70841098
(you)
make a Jodorowsky thread I'll reply their
>>70841144
Stop bombarding us with shit from /r/got
>>70841165
Shade
>>70841144
That episode pissed me off
Good fucking job Bran you didn't listen to tree man and now you're responsible for Hodor's life long handicap
"HOLD THE DOOR"
fuck you
>>70841165
Poppy that's opium
Who do fuck knows what SoTE is? Cept it seems to slowly kill you
>>70841165
Shade, hallucinations are dank and get mad pussy with dem blue lips all cool and mysterious.
>>70841061
Pretty gay meme you got there faggot
>>70841200
The fat fuck kid acting as holdoor pissed me off. His spazming was shit and his voice was clogged by all the fat surrounding his lungs. HODADOOR HODADOOR HODADOOIUSDoISDOI
>>70840630
why does jack black keep getting posted
>>70841165
Poppy is like opium
Shade is like magical LSD and DMT but even more fucking twisted
probably the Milk
>>70840514
Reddit has Preston videos on the front page of r/asoiaf every week
>>70841238
That's the actor, atheist, poet Sam Coleman you're speaking ill of!
>>70841272
yes but they don't care at all for his theories
they watched his Saladgate video and the ONLY thing they cared about was No Lady Stoneheart confirmed by George, and Arya and Gendry meet again.
>>70840690
Danny cuz she does butt stuff
>>70840414
Lady Stoneheart can barely fucking speak, let alone shout
>>70841295
he literally did an ama there and everyone was praising him for his theories
>>70841295
R they propechyfags?
>>70841329
>redditcucks sucking up to him in an ama
wow what a surprise
>>70841330
Yup each and every one of em, who's AA is still 90% of discussion
>>70841272
And they're the same type of people that keep harassing Preston and flagging his videos and doxing him because he doesn't like the show.
>>70841363
meanwhile everyone here knows that the show will have azor jon, and the books will either have Azor Theon or AzorNo Prophecy lmao
>>70841353
>damage controlling this hard
>>70841200
If Bran had also not went rogue and touched the Weirwood without permission, the Night's King also wouldn't have his mark on him now.
>>70841267
it's a forced meme u dip
>>70841330
this is really the main reason reddit hates Preston, they're massive prophecyfags AND jonfags
preston is one of the most famous asoiaf theorists out there for notoriously going against the idea of prophecy and azor ahai, and the idea that Jon will be King. he even outright suggests Jon's corpse will be possessed or he'll end up a villain, which might have even got redditors to take down his video a few weeks ago.
>>70841363
Prophecyfags are the worst part of any GoT discussion.
Where's the autistic anon that thinks Jaime and Brienne have a strictly platonic business relationship?
>>70841399
Damage control for what?
>>70840933
Literal Chav
>>70841363
Christ they haven't moved on since book 1
How come no one has broken into GURM's house and stolen the 168 pages he wrote for TWoW?
>>70841453
it's was just a troll no one actually thinks that
>>70841405
Reddit is mostly Stannisfags
>>70841498
Cause we've read them already, he need to write new stuff b4 anything worth stealing
>>70841165
Shade so I could be like Euron.
>>70841463
preston is reddit's guy
>>70841061
>newfriends don't even know where the -bowl suffix meme came from
>>70841501
I'm surprised they didn't fuck in the tent. Then again, I'm surprised Jaime didn't fuck Edmure too. You never know with D&D.
How useful would an organised campaign of highly credible death threats if the fatman doesn't shit it out by December be? Counter-productive?
>>70840420
what is this from?
>>70841505
I find that hard to believe,
>>70841505
>>70841528
fucking kek
Commands the biggest fucking fleet in the world
Can control the wind
Gave the biggest fucking pile of treasure in the """"kingsmoot""" just because
Valyrian steel armor
Secretly fucking Dany as Daario
Every warlock and red priest riding his dick
Will ride the Kraken
fucking VALYRIAN steel FUCKING ARMOR
Had a dragon egg and didn't give a fuck, threw it overboard
Cut off the tongues of every man on his ship
They didn't give a fuck, still loyal
Will bring on the long night just for laughs
Buddies with the Night King
Has this special armor that is made from VALYRIAN STEEL
Has a glass candle
Drinks shade-of-the-evening on the daily
Still the sharpest motherfucker alive
>Implying just a red herring
>Implying all this build up with no payoff
>Implying Dany won't bend the knee and then bend over to birth Azor Ahai
>Implying not the final boss
Get fucked
EURON KING
EURON KING
EURON KING
EURON KING
EURON KING
>>70841498
you can't steal what doesn't exist
>>70841556
The game of picking thrones: destiny.
>>70841564
kek
>>70841563
>Commands the biggest fucking fleet in the world
You mean "theoretically commands in the future" right?
>>70841564
>>70841522
DELETE THIS!
Is book Euron one of our guys?
>Olena kills Tommen so Marg is the ruling Queen and bans the FM and reinstates Trial by Combat
Ez pz
>>70841563
EURON!
CROW'S EYE!
EURON EDGELORD!
>>70841618
>Marg is the ruling Queen
That's not how it works m8
>>70841549
Counter he'd go into hiding with his shaefu and millions. we'd never hear from him again
>>70841563
People thinking he is a red herring are in for a big surprise.
>>70841608
No, Victarion ist best Greyjoy
>>70841608
Of coursh
>>70841650
Well Vic is a cuck so it would make sense.
>>70841618
>Margery kills Tommen by using her secret High Garden powers to grow thrones in her vagina, and then beheads Cersei
Ez pz
>>70841592
Maybe not in the world, but certainly the biggest in his hemisphere
>>70841650
My nigga.
>>70841563
>I forgot about the Dragonhorn
>So much shit I can't keep track
>Literally makes everyone subservient to the blower
All hail Euron Edgelord Saviour of bad plots, destroyer of shitty memes all round top bloke
>>70841650
>>70841645
Son of a bitch doesn't even have kids that could be 'napped. Fat bastard thought of everything.
>tfw his gravestone reads I Subverted The Trope Of Finishing Things
>>70841631
But it is. She can pretend she is pregnant with Tommens child. Olena and Kevan are on the High Council.
>>70841608
>Euron is a wildly unpredictable man, known for his delight in playing vicious mind games and waging psychological warfare on anyone around him. He is hated by his brothers for this reason. He is a skilled warrior and manipulator and is cunning, shrewd and ruthless
>tfw euron is just like me
>>70840833
Just don't call it general or link to the previous thread, and open every new thread with a new question or something
The books are going to end with a Targ back on the throne, but it won't be Dany. It'll be Aegon of a legitimized Jon
>>70841650
>cucktarion
>fucking the dusky woman while euron is warged into her
>perving on his niece
>best
I bet Victarion doesn't haveVALYRIAN STEEL ARMOUR, does he? What a fag.
>>70841753
/lit/ is a disgusting cesspool that makes /tv/ look normal.
>>70841745
And what happens after 9 months and she doesn't pop out a kid?
>>70841777
Who needs that shit when you have two gods on your side?
>>70841753
could definitely work
/lit/ is a slow board though. when do we make new threads? 310? 350? 400, 450, 500, 550?
threads could last all day and there's a lot of discussion to have before moving to a new thread
>>70841715
How can anyone compete with his assets and he is about ready to get a lot more in TWOW. The Era of gods is over. It is now the Era of Euron.
>>70841792
Well you don't have to enter other threads :3
>>70840690
An asoiaf winter
Dany
Otherwise
Meli
>>70841797
By then all the detractors will have dissapeared. Duh. Fucking six seasons and you still haven't learned
>>70841792
/lit/ is fine, they'll legit rangeban anyone involved in trying to establish a rolling ASOIAF presence there, though. I think someone's trying to soften them up as there's a rolling SF/Fantasy general there at the moment. So I mean, maybe, but I doubt it.
>>70841815
They aren't on his side, though. Euron's gifts are poison. Euron cucked him out of his wife and his throne, and now he's going to cuck him out of his god, too.
>>70841815
Doesn't matter as Euron is a slayer of gods.
>>70841819
When they're about to get pruned, page 9 or 10, or even just wait for the old one to die
Egg, I dreamed /got/ was comfy
http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/43821113/
>>70841871
How can you slay something that's already dead?
Everyone from /tv/ would just migrate to /lit/ on the off-season, and it would devolve into shitposting.
They're right to ban the generals.
>>70841849
>/lit/ is fine
>Pretentious Marxists janys rage ban discussion of any books that they personally don't consider worthy.
I think you see the problem.
>>70841303
she does butt stuff? when?
>>70841894
>>70841869
Vic is going to get cucked. He's doing exactly what Euron wants me to do while he thinks he is out smarting him. Poor dumb bastard. Euron is playing him like a damn fiddle.
>>70841894
Because he's Euron.
>>70841896
not necessarily
/got/ is a shitposting general because /tv/ is a shitposting board
if the general migrated to another, slower board, discussion quality would improve
personally i am incredibly eager for the migration because as soon as it happens, i won't leave the /asoiaf/ general and i don't think i'll return to /got/ when it's allowed back on /tv/ next year
>>70840731
Every time I see a new one of these i have to check grrm's blog. I want it to be real kek
>>70841944
I don't see any problem with them wanting to keep /got/ out of their board. I love you guys and all but we're beyond 'not respectable', we're full-on pariahs and with good cause. Fucking /tv/ deleted us.
Is Meera such a perfectly pure qt in the books also?
t.showfriend
>>70841958
Vic will fuck up what Euron has planned for him with the sheer power of his dumbness.
>>70841563
He looks like the show!LF than the show!Euron
Quick post an actor from GoT best role.
>>70842006
I think you would find going around in circles over increasing obscure and outlandish theories without some shitposting would quickly grow tiresome.
>>70841295
>saladgate
wot?
>>70842067
all boards, even the quiet ones, have a LITTLE shitposting, it makes things fun after all
but /got/ threads are 90% shitposting. it feels like every other thread is a derailed thread
>>70841061
The most reddit thing I've seen on /got/
Nth for Shireen
>>70841563
literally anime tier
>>70842088
George preferred to talk about salad dressing rather than autistic theories about how his previous works have things in common with ASOIAF
>>70841725
this so much. Vicky honestly seems retarded in the books
>>70842061only thing I've seen her in outside of /got/ tbqh
>>70842088
>>70842126
That's because he is.
And that's why he's so great
>>70842088
Preston spelled out his power level in spaghetti, Fatman's only response was "I heard what you were saying. You know nothing of my work. You mean my whole fallacy is wrong. How you got to present a Youtube series on anything is totally amazing."
>>70842126
Pretty sure it's canon that he is.
>>70842144
will he wreck the slavers in the battle of slavers bay? If he wins, then what? Dany prolly won't just be like, yeah mmmmmm Vicky you're so hot lemme come on your ship-take me to Westeros so I can be your wife.
Anyone hate when this happens to you?
>>70842230
>Smells like pussy to me
i don't think this man has ever been between a woman's legs
>>70842104
/got/ is 90% shitposting because lets face it, the show sucks ass. However, if you want to talk about the book just throw something out there. You'll get (you)s.
>>70842219
Danny's a slut who won't be able to resists his manliness.
Also, he's her ticket to Westeros
>>70842253
its an insult to the boy's manliness
>>70842253
why are people saying "pussy" now? that dothraki guy said "white pussy hair" as well
the first time we even heard "pussy" was "need the bad pussy" and everyone hated that
this needs to stop, not increase
>>70842253
>D&D know about boipucci
>>70842262
She wont be able to resist Yara's manliness now.
>Vic and Euron fight
>Vic can't win so he tackles Euron into water thinking they will both drown
>doesn't realize about Valyrian steel armor folded 1000 times
Poor vic.
>>70842324
I would pay the iron price to see that.
>>70841751
i'm a nihilist with a wicked sense of humour
>>70842219
>If he wins, then what? Dany prolly won't just be like, yeah mmmmmm Vicky you're so hot lemme come on your ship-take me to Westeros so I can be your wife.
Euron, warging the dusky woman, will kill him once he's taken the bay. Probably castrate him and sass him a bit first because he's Euron, though might be tough without a tongue. Then Euron will sweep in and reveal that he's Daario etc.
he's right you know
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w29KTqX5hiE
>>70842313
DnD always double down on failure. Who's hyped for Varys in Dorne?
>>70841751
>tfw someone posts your pasta
>>70842129
i want her to finger my penis hole
>>70842313
why has there been a cock joke in every episode this season? a fart joke in many as well
>>70842387
l-lewd!
>>70842388
Because SJWs eat that shit up.
i hope tyrion finally becomes the game of thrones
>>70842356
...do you think he's ever warged into her mid fuck?
>>70842336
Vic then gets reanimated by the Drowned God and R'hllor then and fucks shit up.
It's no accident that he's connected to the two gods associated with bringing dead people back to life.
When was the last time anyone saw Melly?
>>70842417
I don't follow your reasoning here
>>70842449
Pretty sure the black guy is just jerking vic around for a free boat ride.
>>70842416
I don't know why I'm so attracted to her.
>>70840454
>We all except him to find Shireen's ashes and confront Melly
>He finds Shireen instead
>She's okay
>Mel explains burning her was all a trick
>Stannis is there
>Everything is fine
>Davos whips out his dick and pisses in the snow
>whatatweest
>>70842479
he means normies
look at how well received the "tyrion tells jokes' episode scene is with the normies
they think that shit is hilarious
if you don't like the television show then get the f*ck out and go back to /lit/
>>70842505
She seems chill and - looks wise - she is accessible.
>>70842505
Why wouldn't you be?
