Pentoshi fucking SHITS edition
>>70832799
Azor Jon
Azor Jon!
>>70834363
Preston
First for WHO ARE YOU
First for Yunkai'i whore.
A reminder that Tommen did nothing wrong, he's just young
Frogfu!
Azor Jon lads
First for Stannis rightful king and best mature man
Who else /don't know where the punished meme comes from/ here?
I think it's some video game trash but I have no clue.
Azor Jamie lads
the one true King of Westeros
Notserp
>/got/+/asoiaf/
no
this is /got/
stop with this faggotry
Azor Jon
AZOR POLL
http://www.strawpoll.me/10486300
http://www.strawpoll.me/10486300
http://www.strawpoll.me/10486300
illirio the blackfyre enabler
Who would win in a fight, the Waif or the Sneks?
>>70834442
Metal Gear Solid V, a shit game from a shit dev who ruined a good series. No need to know anything from it but the memes.
nth for the real punished character. He even has his own version of Diamond Dogs.
Nth for my gf is a meereen extra in the next ep
>>70834479
arya
goat subplots this seasons:
>>70834442
it's from a really terrible video game
First for Hot Pie, king of hype and baker of Frey Pies for Arya in episode 10.
>>70834479
>single dagger
come on. is she even trying?
>>70834479
Her
>>70834500
Probably playing a whore, since the part fits her so well.
>>70834479
W-1000
>>70834488
Will we see him go nuclear?
What will be his ultimate fate?
>>70834538
Slave girl, actually.
Cunt.
>>70834352
I DEMAND NK MEMES NOW
FROM THE DUSTY MESA
Past two seasons have been the same crap. Slow build up to predictable outcome.
Will be truly surprised if the Battle of the Bastards doesn't end with CIA Rohanning that shit up.
>>70834523
this would actually be hilarious on screen
![Game.of.Thrones.S06E02.1080p.HDTV.x264-BATV[ettv].mkv_snapshot_43.15_[2016.05.03_00.49.31].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/v2HB9pg.jpg "Game.of.Thrones.S06E02.1080p.HDTV.x264-BATV[ettv].mkv_snapshot_43.15_[2016.05.03_00.49.31].jpg")
>>70834549
Massive Medic didn't even go nuclear, why would he?
>>70834523
>>70834554
Varys is killing him in the ep 10. You can see kids stabbing someone in his room.
>>70834567
Don't ever talk to me or my dusty May sun ever again
>>70834554
Stabbed to death by Varys's birds.THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING! I'M IN CHARGE HERE
Why the fuck do viewers call her "Khaleesi" like it's her first name?
>>70834554
He'll crash King's Landing with no survivors, but I expect him in the wreckage
>>70834554
Frankenshit will tear him in half.
Who inherits the throne after Tommen offs himself?
>>70834562
>>70834567
nice timing
>>70834488
If Thoros can patch him up after getting cut in half, why doesn't he give him back his right eye as well?
Grrm copied the mad king from Tolkien's mad king
who the fuck was that cancer ass guy who said we should watch that "after the thrones" show?
Its made by HBO and is clearly 100% shilling
Its like a dadib and dadib behind the scenes video
except these faggots just speculates why its shit
when dumb and dumber tells us their shitty thought process
I mean look at this short clip of them trying to explain Jaimes arc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sBNob7WaFw
>>70834522
Created and Directed by
Hideo Kojima
Created and Directed by
Hideo Kojima
Created and Directed by
Hideo Kojima
Created and Directed by
Hideo Kojima
>>70834610
Whoever can field the strongest army
>>70834554
>He goes off somewhere
>Cersei calls broken arrow on KL
>qyburn comes back and has endless bodies to fuck
>>70834610
Mace Tyrell and /Highgarden/
>>70834610
Whitewalker Stannis.
>>70834633
But by law though?
>>70834610
Azor Jamie
>Reposting since nobody fucking replied
what the fuck do pyromancers do all day every week?
it feels like they're only in the story for plot convenience, both books and show, they only appear when the story needs them to, we don't see them at any other time.
>mfw I'm Ramsay and I realize Azor Jon is out to get me
>>70834658
Fuck little boys.
>>70834622
Bradamante, an HBO shill trying his hardest to fit in.
>>70834658
Probably manufacture&sell building materials for Dothrakis.
any leaks yet?
>>70834418
BESTFU
>>70834588
But they're Qyburns kids now
All thanks to his sweet plums
>>70834658
Narrate audio books
>>70834651
Whoever decides to make the law. Robert wasn't king by Aerys's laws, Joffrey wasn't king by Aerys or Robert's laws.
Laws don't mean shit. Power resides where men believe it resides.
>>70834610
Who ever has the strongest army. Maybe jon if his parentage ever comes out in the open
>>70834658
Pyromancing
>>70834658
>what the fuck do pyromancers do all day every week?
fire
This was supposed to be a big season for Jon. Not only is he not changed at all by coming back from the dead he has barely done shit and is whipped by that cunt Sansa.
>>70834658
They make candles
>>70834658
Hand of the King
>>70834622
what are you talking about anon after the thrones is an amazing show
>>70834697
just had one
>>70834690
I smiled
>>70834402
>>70834467
>"grrm has made it clear the books won't have a happy ending"
>"a bittersweet ending doesn't mean hhur durr le everyone dies the whiett walkers gonna win lol"
Where did OP say "whiett walkers" would win?
Just admit you're an angry Stannisfag.
>>70834731
is that it?
details anon
>>70834706
It will probably go back to seven independent kingdoms
>>70834658
did you expect them showing up at court and make demands or something?
But now that I think about it...yeah..whatthefuck do they do all day?
stuck in the basement making wildfire all year
>>70834753
He had a piss lol
>>70834720
muh stronk wymen
>>70834363
>>70834385
>>70834419
>>70834459
>>70834674
We see you jonautist
>>70834749
>being a jonautist cancer
So is it just me or do the free cities seem like better places to live in if you are rich?
>>70834753
There was a little bit of cum from where I fucked your sister.
>>70834753
clear
>>70834706
By the current law than, who is the next in the succession line? Daenerys?
>>70834402
>these are the same people who thought oberyn would crush the mountain
it still hurts
>>70834802
If you're poor, there is nowhere good to live. Not not that Margaery is in prison.
>>70834807
>>70834778
haha
lol
>>70834792
>>70834797
>Stannisfags still browse these threads and hope Stannis will return
Being rich will make any place better to live in
>>70834802
everywhere's a better place to live if you're rich
>>70834802
places are better to live in if you're rich?
BRAVO GEORGE
>>70834802
Westeros actually sucks. Essos as a whole seems much more interesting to travel through.
>>70834658
Are the pyromancers secret targaryens?
Who else would be so obsessed with fire>>70834790
>The Mountain was the first one to kill Beric
>Both of them get revived after dying
Poetry. Undeadbowl when?
>>70834830
Margaery didn't give two shits about the poor though, it was pure populism
>>70834792
all me
>>70834859
They fucking study fire for a living. Of course they'd be obsessed with it
Jorah is Azor Ahai
>Gets greyscale goes on a journey to find a cure
>Fails to find cure but retains his sanity and memory even after greyscale covers his entire body
>Let's speculate that greyscale makes one impervious to the elements. Dragon fire and the long night BTFO
>Learns of the threat beyond the wall, travels back to Dany, who is at westeros at this point, to convince her who the real enemy is
>She has succumbed the targaryan madness, has her dragons burn everything.
>Azor Jorah retrives his ancestral sword from Jon and admists the flames plunges it through Dany's heart
>Absorbs Dany's "power", dragons obey him now.
>Teams up with Jon and fries the night king along with his undead legions.
>Jorah leaves on a pilgrimage, having killed his true love.
>Jon sits the iron throne amidst aruined kings landing. This world weary and good hearted man is now the king of nothing. Hence the prince that was promised.
yfw Jon's entire purpose is to look after Jorah's sword for his glorious return to Westeros.
>>70834835
No shit, Sherlock
>>70834790
Delete that house centipede
>>70834850
What about Essos is interesting?
>>70834797
I'm not a Jonautist, I could care less if he dies. Only characters I care about are CIA and Jaime.
Nice try, Stannisfag.
why can't jonautists and stanfags just get along?
>>70834867
Well, yeah. But who else even came that close? Not even Daenerys.
>>70834823
Current law means the closest male Baratheon- that line is extinguished.
Targaryens are disinherited from the line of succession due to ousting them in rebellion.
So likely they would have to look all the way up the Baratheon family tree to find a branch that survived, even if that branch went on to become another family.
I remember seeing that the closest living branch fell into House Lannister after a Baratheon daughter married a Lannister lord, then a few generations later, we find the current line of Lannister, making Jaime the heir.
>>70834875
pyromancer seems to be one position in the alchemists guild
which until Dany brought her dragons to life seemed to be waning in power
>>70834903
Jon stole Stannis' plot
>>70834903
jonautist and marcus are destined to do this forever
>>70834903
because jon show stole stannis' story
>>70834895
The exotic locales, the ruined cities, the strange religions, the plains, the deserts, everything east of Qarth.
>>70834915
Doesn't being KG make Jaime ineligible
>>70834618
His eye has a powerful curse on it. He only reveals it when he's ready to go all-out.
>>70834941
He's not Kingsguard anymore
>>70834941
he was dismissed in episode 6
>>70834883
It still chaps my ass that a bastrad deserter just walks into the keep of bear island with the Mormont's ancestral sword and nobody bats an eye.
>>70834940
meh
>>70834903
The meme really never made any sense
They were best bros
NEW PRESTON FINALLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N76HMUwvFU8
PRESTON
>>70834618
He hides his sharingan with the piece of cloth.
Which one?
>Faceless Men
>House of Undying
>Priesthood of R'hllor
>Children of the forest
>>70834951
>>70834959
I wasn't talking about fanfics
>>70834973
where are stannis' arms?
>>70834967
Who would even know that's Mormont's sword?
>>70834701
But they aren't. Varys mentions to Tyrion that he has little birds all over and then the next cut is the little birds in Kings Landing claiming that "lol we dunno were Varys is xD"
>>70834720
Beric
>“Can I dwell on what I scarce remember? I held a castle on the Marches once, and there was a woman I was pledged to marry, but I could not find that castle today, nor tell you the color of that woman's hair. Who knighted me, old friend? What were my favorite foods? It all fades. Sometimes I think I was born on the bloody grass in that grove of ash, with the taste of fire in my mouth and a hole in my chest. Are you my mother, Thoros?”
Jon
> *farts*
>>70834915
Yeah but even then Jaime's claim would be so thin that Dany would become Queen by setting a foot on Dragonstone
>>70834911
Wait, now that I think about it ... was Margaery telling the truth to the High Sparrow when she said the poor disgusted her?
I mean we know she's playing a game with the whole pious act but was what she said also a lie?
Her and Olenna gave an impression as peasant-friendly in the early seasons.
>>70834985
>>70834987
fuck off shills
Guys.
Cleganebowl isn't unconfirmed is it?
I don't have to get unhype do i?
GET HYPE FAGGOTS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N76HMUwvFU8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N76HMUwvFU8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N76HMUwvFU8
>>70834610
Gendry, but no one will ever find him and he won't want it.
What was the "rumor" that was investigated by the maester and that he later informed Cersei about ?
>>70835018
>not loving Preston
you're completely new here
>>70834479
muh feminism
>>70835022
cleganebowl is dead you fucking redditor.
>>70835037
le wildfire face
>>70835006
bait
>>70834959
>"What happened in Episode 6, the fact that he’s no longer a Kingsguard—which he was for life—has made him as free as you could be when you’re Jaime Lannister." - NCW
>>70835037
The Hound is alive
>>70835002
then the Baratheon dynasty isn't in danger?
Stannis and Shireen are Tommen's heirs in the books.
>>70835010
the realm doesn't look fond on Targs after all that anti-Aerys propaganda
>>70835037
Aerys kept a cache of dank memes in the bowels of Red Keep.
>>70835012
She never seems like she is being honest about anything. Who knows.
She doesn't exactly have her grandmother's charm.
>>70834549
I'M WILDFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIREEEEEEEEEEEE
>>70835037
take a wild fucking guess
>>70835037
why are people so confused about this?
>>70835029
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>>70835049
This tells me nothing.
>>70835002
>i refuse to accept show canon bc its fanfic and stannis WILL be king durr
fuck off to lit then bookfag
>>70835037
The High Sparrow sucks cocks.
>>70835037
Cleganebowl is still happening
>>70835092
Rewatch the season then if you can't retain information.
>>70835092
Bran had visions of Aerys and his caches of wildfire. Aerys had those caches placed all around the city in strategic locations, one of those locations was right underneath the sept of Baelor. Now that trial by combat has been denied by Cersei, what do you think he nuclear option might be?
>>70834594
americlaps
>>70835040
It's kinda weird imagining that dude doing those weird fucking voices tb.h
Pentos is for lovers.
>she will never grind your dick in the manner demonstrated
just kill yourself
>>70834898
>>70835119
>Punished Cersei
>A Queen Robbed of her Future
>>70835161
tfw no qt slag gf
>>70835159
Roger Allam played Illyrio? How the fuck did I not register that
>>70835062
I like how they always seem to be scheming something else and have plans about 'the big picture' as opposed to Cersei
But the I remember we're dealing with D&D's original shallow writing here and the tyrells will most likely just be killed off like minor side characters with no consequences for the Realm
>>70834418
Why is this her literally only good picture?
>>70835008
>tfw Beric is dead in the books and we can only see his show version now
Why are asoiaf fan art often so bad?
>>70834898
>>70835187
I heard a disturbing rumor that CIA will die early next season after everyone finds out about all his schemes and shit.
Pls no
New Preston is up.
>>70835117
>>70835216
Only good show change
>>70834658
They are alchemist they probably got something going for them.
>>70835233
He does. Salsa kills him and becomes the new "littlefinger"
>>70835227
there's just as much good art as there is bad art
>>70835196
Olenna is GOAT. Margaery has a lot to live up to in her footsteps, but her character still seems to only serve the purpose of irritating the fuck out of Cersei and fulfilling her prophecy.
If Olenna has to do the walk I'll flip my shit.
>>70835161
Her ass is disappointing anyway
>>70835227
Sturgeon's law
>>70835195
He was only in 2 episodes of S1 and now we'll never see the cunt again most like.
>>70835238
>disgunbgud.jpg
>>70834658
HARRENHAL WAS AN INSIDE JOB
>>70835263
Only comfort I find now is, that all these worthless "stronk independent womyn " will be dead by the end of the series
>>70835216
A good change tbqh. I will miss stoneheart but having based beric back is a good feel.
>Jaime will do anything for Cersei. He believes it’s his duty. Brienne is now Sansa’s… whatever you call that. Kingsuard? I know there’s a word for it. In a weird way, someone else’s agenda or feelings always come before [Brienne and Jaime’s] own.
I feel bad for Nikolaj. Seems like he understands Jaime's character way better than D&D do.
>>70835292
>Make it gayer
>>70835263
>He does
Now that it's confirmed no main characters can any longer die, who is back next? Stannis? Does Wolf Head Robb take down the entire faith militant? Does the faith militant unite the world in interracial breeding and fag hanging?
What do you listen to while browsing the /got/ theads?
>>70835320
He thinks Jaime/Cersei is unhealthy.
>>70835345
Where the fuck is Lady Stoneheart?
>>70835187
"but only ONE of YOU"
>>70835349
Preston theories
>>70835349
"Far From Any Road" on repeat
Why didn't the faith militants attack the mountain immediately?
There were seven of them and they just stood there dumbfounded when their hilariously badly made "mace" got stuck on his chestplate.
Then they just stood there as the mountain played with the aggressor, proving himself incredibly slow. They could've literally torn him limb to limb then end there.
>>70835006
The hundreds of men that have served house Mormont for all their lives.
>>70835353
because it is.
Can someone spoonfeed me on to why in the hell that faggot tully gave up the castle for nothing?
>>70835349
Rammstein
>>70835268
>If Olenna has to do the walk I'll flip my shit.
Lol. Olenna leaves KL, that's why she'll be the only Tyrell that survives
>>70835349
ESPN for euro 2016 or FS1 for copa america
The other Targaryen alive was completely cut from the show and replaced by the sand whores stirring up shit in dorne?
>>70835363
They weren't gonna do shit, they were calling Cersei's bluff. Retarded shits apparently didn't see the 8ft tall zombie in full armor right behind her.
Let's face it the show is turning to shit.
>>70835371
he didn't want his kiddo catapulted
>>70835233
who the fuck would know what they have planned for s7? that's complete bullshit.
>>70835349
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iUGfURqyhs
>>70834479
>spear snek's chestplate tits are shaped trying to resemble pecs
KEK, that fucking goblin doesn't even lift
>>70835349
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjzEIjtTXKc this is pretty good
>>70835363
They are no knights, just militia, and the mountain is pretty intimidating, dont you think?
>>70835345
>Does Wolf Head Robb take down the entire faith militant?
I'd watch that
>tfw no Lord Stonewolf
>>70835371
Because Jaime has his kids, you dense fuck
>>70835395
yeah i'm sure you're ripped bro and that's why you're posting in /got/
>>70834488
you me
an his own MSF
>>70835363
Yeah, I thought Cersei was afraid they'd surround them. I though he'd back into the stairwell with her and cut them down. It was the one part of the season I was excited for.
Plus weren't they meant to be fearless loyal and organised? One jumped the gun and ran in while the others shat themselves.
>>70835388
Why did he trust the word of the KINGSLAYER that he wont catapult the babe after retaking the castle?
Also didnt he say that he never even met his son? why should he care?
>>70835400
hey that's pretty good
>>70835371
Unlike Jon, Edmure didn't read the script and doesn't know that if he would have waited one more episode, it would have been worth it to continue the siege
>>70835161
I want her so bad. Why won't Britslags fuck Ameribros like me, bros?
>>70835389
It's very possible salsa kills him in the books. She's learning all his sneaky ways and she very well might expose him to the Lords of the Vale after she doesn't need him anymore.
>>70835050
>>70835359
The pommel was changed and the sword has been for years at the overwatch hq.
>>70835349
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFevH5vP32s
This, over and over
What did he mean by this?
>>70835449
they're busy fucking ahmeds
why are eunuchs so fat and ugly
>>70835449
Even britslags have standards
>>70835349
Funky Towel from Joe's Apartment, Kenny Loggins - I'm Alright and Opeth.
>>70835363
how the fuck would they have torn him limb from limb
>>70835449
They only like well-bred African migrant bulls
>>70835227
it isn't
>>70835349
As for now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmatItacEvM
why did Brienne feel the need to sneak out of the castle?
why would jaime order her hurt/killed?
>>70835370
there's a group of girls on tumblr who think jaime/cersei is the most romantic thing ever.
one girl was even attacking nikolaj on twitter, shouting in all caps, saying PLEASE TELL ME YOU DIDNT SAY THE SWORD IS JAIME'S HEART and then going around saying all the interviews he's given are LIES and that the interviewers must be secret Brienne fans who changed what he REALLY said.
>>70835475
But the vast majority of the eunuchs we've seen are lean soldiers
>>70835363
>They could've literally torn him limb to limb then end there
how? with all those hilariously badly made "maces" that they had? You are aware that Clegane is now an undead Frankenstein monster that likely feels no minor pain like a mere sword blow. Shit he'd probably keep at it like an 80s horror movie monster in that he's an unstoppable killing machine. If he could still find a way to drag his legless one armed torso across the floor he'd find a way to rip your head off.
>>70835475
depends on wether the balls have gone aswell.
no testosterone would implicate a lack of hair and muscle mass.
>>70834715
TopKEK
>>70835473
So the rumors are true then, she's munches the rug.
>>70835476
So black dudes and terrorists
Preston video, was again disappointing, for the wait we had to endure.
I don't think he'll be able to top his Episode 4 video to be honest. That was fucking gold.
my cousin texted me today saying the episode was "sooooo good"
why are normies so fucking disgusting?
>>70835497
he wouldn't but she doesn't know that. maybe thats why he looks a lil hurt when he first sees her rowing away.
>>70835508
How old was Varys when he got his junk chopped off compared to Theon or the Unsullied? Pretty sure that matters.
>>70835497
She was trying to get the Blackfish to tag along but, salsa already has enough advisors.
>>70835491
i'm fucking crying
>>70835356
D&D said that it would be inappropriate to bring back Michelle Fairley for a "zombie Cat Stark"
>>70835533
The part about a kingsguard finally succesfully defending a member of the royal family was bretty gud.
>>70835491
i seriously can't tell if you're being ironic or serious.
fuck the starks
>>70835532
she had a girlfriend back in 2015, i don't remember what happened to that relationship
>>70835497
Also how did none of the thousands of sieging soldiers see her escape?
>>70835468
never bothered opening this video, fucking hilarious
>>70835227
