It's an interesting product, but you used a big word and I don't know what it means, so for that reason, I'm out.
>>70816412
>gets pitched uber
>you could own 40% for 5 million
>taxis? Nah I'll pass
1 year later
>>70816412
>I'm in, and for that reason I'm out.
Oh wait you're a black child/woman?
Fuck man I gotta help my people in a struggle so I don't seem like a huge sellout, here's the money plus more of my services than I previously offered.
>>70816482
True story
Who is more evil, Jeff Bezos or Kevin O'Leary?
>>70816482
>>70816560
Holy shit what a fucking moron
>>70816496
Kek
Daymond John and his fashion line Literally Whobu
>Ill give you 3 million dollars for 1% of your company and we have to hang out for 5 minutes a week.
>Thanks for the offer Robert but Id like to hear Kevins offer.
>6,000 for 90% of your company and dont even LOOK in Roberts direction.
>Its a deal.
>>70816565
Bezos
>I have the fucking nerve to tell someone to grow a thicker skin, when I got my last name changed, because I hated my biological father
Is Kevin the final boss of Shark Tank?
>you're the first person to make eye contact with me in eleven weeks
>on condition you will come to my house on Christmas Eve and eat the milk and cookies i leave out, I'll agree to your offer
>>70816412
Sheeeeeit I got money
